Moon and Aging God

Yuelao and Shuaishen walked into Chen Yaowu's house, and Chen Yaowu told them to sit casually, eat in the kitchen, and then sat in front of the workbench in the living room and sighed.

Shuaishen walked to the kitchen and opened the takeaway box. There were braised pork ribs, braised lion's head, pickled fish fillets, pork stewed vermicelli... Generally speaking, there were all kinds of spicy, sweet, salty, and so on. Shuaishen has been hungry for hundreds of years He reached out and grabbed a rib and pushed it into his mouth.

Yuelao saw him and patted him on the head, and said, "Have you washed your hands?"

Aggrieved, Shuaishen had to put the water on the side of the sink and rinse it. After washing his hands, he found that Yue Lao was still looking at him with that look.

He asked Yuelao: "I listened to your words and washed my hands, why are you still staring at me?"

"Are you a child, you eat all over your mouth." Yue Lao still rolled his invincible eyes, and Shuaishen raised his sleeve to wipe his mouth when he heard him say this. "Ah!" In the end, Yuelao slapped him.

"Are you crazy, wipe your mouth with the white sleeve, do you know how hard it is to wash off a white coat stained with soy sauce?"

Shuaishen looked at Yue Lao who was about to stare out his eyes and said tremblingly, "I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Only then did Yuelao withdraw his piercing eyes, and when Huaishen saw this, he reached out and took a tissue to wipe his mouth, then looked at Yuelao again.

Yuelao saw the man glanced at himself and also looked at him. "Oh, I'm so stupid, it's not the left, it's the right."

"Right side?" Shuaishen shook his head and looked towards his right hand side. He thought Yue Lao was talking about the food on his right hand side, so he asked, "Do you want ribs?"

Yuelao pointed to his mouth and said, "I mean the right side of your mouth."

"The...right side of my mouth...what's wrong with my mouth..."

"Ah!" The unbearable Yuelao walked over and clasped Shuaishen's chin with one hand and grabbed his tissue with the other hand and wiped the corner of his lips lightly. Looking at that clean face, Yuelao finally felt that his heart was at peace. .He said, "It's finally wiped clean."

After hearing this, Shuaishen patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be so clean."

Yuelao didn't refute after hearing this, but asked Biaoshen: "Do you feel that someone is staring at the two of us? Why do I feel that my spine is so cold."

Shuaishen nodded and pointed behind Yuelao. Yuelao looked back and found that Chen Yaowu's eyes were filled with love, and the brush in his hand was drawing something.The girl was still muttering: "Proud to suffer, stupid and cute to attack."

Shuaishen couldn't understand what she said, so he asked Yuelao, "What is offense and what is defense?"

Yuelao didn't know how to explain it for a while, so he just answered him: "It's just to praise you."

Shuaishen ate to his heart's content, Yuelao was washing the dishes, and the girl never spoke a word to them since seeing the scene of the two of them in the kitchen, and kept drawing at the workbench until a phone rang She became what she is now.

"Oh, heaven, earth, come and save me." Chen Yaowu was crying with her head in her arms, when Shuaishen saw Yuelao.

Yuelao poked his arm and said to him: "Don't eat, hurry up and see her."

Shuaishen had no choice but to walk over. She looked at the cartoon on the girl's workbench. It showed two men in the kitchen, and one man wiped the other man's mouth. How could this scene be familiar?With this in mind, Shuaishen patted Chen Yaowu on the shoulder and said, "Are you okay? Why didn't you answer the phone when it rang?"

"Don't pick it up, don't pick it up, I'm going to die." The girl turned pale with fright.

Biaoshen looked puzzled, could it be that the underworld is still issuing death notices?Why doesn't he know.

"Do you need our help?" Shuaishen asked her tentatively, and the girl looked at him with big watery eyes like a fake corpse, as if there was a holy light behind him.

She clasped her hands in front of her cheeks, looked at him like a puppy and said, "Are you really willing to help me?"

Biaoshen nodded innocently and said: "We ate your meal, so we should help you. Just say what you want."

"The deadline is one day away. I just had a burst of inspiration, and I have already drawn a lot of pictures. Well, there is still a cover missing, and there is..."

"What is it?"

"Meat." Chen Yaowu was as excited as if she had been beaten with chicken blood.

Shuaishen listened to her and said, "Oh, then I'm done eating, I'll go buy it for you."

"The meat I'm talking about is...not the kind...it's..."

Shuaishen got up to buy meat and accidentally bumped into other comic books on the table. He picked up the comic books that he accidentally touched on the ground. They said "Love in Forbidden Boys' School" and "Play in the Health Room after School" respectively. , "The Beast in Heat"...and these covers are full of men and men doing shameful actions.

Shuaishen put the book back on the table and looked at Chen Yaowu. He took a few steps forward and then tilted his head to think for a while, then turned around and sat back. He said, "You...you are?"

"Yes, I'm a BL cartoonist."

"You are an erotic cartoonist." Shuaishen seemed a little stimulated, and even his speech was a little slow, he said: "You still draw men and men, right?"

"Yes." Chen Yaowu answered him proudly.

"Can you make money by painting this kind of thing?" Shuai Shen asked her.

"Of course, otherwise, why would I draw it." Chen Yao gave him a blank look. This uncle looks so handsome, why doesn't he understand trends at all.Chen Yao said five times: "You don't even know how popular I am. My books have been robbed all over the world, okay? I think it will be reserved in the future, uncle, do you like it too? If you like it, I can give it to you." You sign it."

"Ah, I haven't come down for a few years. How did this mortal world become like this? How did these mortals' hobbies become so special? Don't they have any sense of shame?"

"Why do you want to be ashamed, and you can't eat it. Handsome uncle, didn't you say you want to help me? Hurry up and ask your buddies to come over and help me find inspiration for painting."

"What do you want?" Shuaishen tightened his coat subconsciously at this moment.His sixth sense told him that the girl was a threat to him.

Yuelao came over after washing the dishes, looked at them and asked, "What are you two doing?"

"Did you know? She is... actually such a human being." Seeing Yuelao coming, Shuaishen threw him a comic book on the side. He opened the inside pages, and it was full of white man's flesh/body.

Yue Lao closed the inner page to show that he already knew about it, and he reached out and touched the shoulder of the bad God to calm his emotions.

"This is her job. You were not familiar with the business when you first came here. The world has changed a lot in the past few years."

"Then it doesn't have to be like this."

"I'm going to die, do you two want to help me? If I can't draw a sex scene, my editor will rush to kill me, and my book fans will come and kill me with a knife. You two can't eat it." Don’t help me with my food. Do you want to watch me bump my head to death in front of you?”

As he said that, Chen Yaowu was about to slam his head into his workbench. Seeing this, Shuaishen went up to stop him, and he said in his mouth: "I haven't seen a woman cry, make trouble, and hang herself three times in hundreds of years. I'm really not used to it." .”

"You will get used to it after staying in the mortal world for a while longer." Yue Lao comforted him.

"As long as you help me, I am willing to do anything for you." Chen Yao cried and wiped her tears in Shuaishen's arms.

After hearing this, Yuelao asked her: "Really? Then we will introduce you to a marriage, will you agree?"

Chen Yaowu listened and said, "As long as you help me finish this cartoon, don't ask me to marry a man, it's fine for me to marry a ghost. Please help me."

Yuelao smiled when he heard this, and said to Shuaishen in a polite tone: "As the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, let's help her!"

When Shuaishen first came to the world, when he saw Yuelao say this, he naturally nodded in agreement as he didn't understand the situation at all, and he didn't know where he was sold.