Your majesty's aesthetic is poisonous

Chapter 9 Brother, You Come To Pee Too

After traveling through so many days, I can finally go out for a walk. Although it is to clean up, it is good to go out and have a look.

Lin Quyang followed this father-in-law for a long time, and turned several turns, which made him confused, and finally came to the so-called Weiyang Palace.

There are eunuchs and maids cleaning inside and out, Lin Quyang looked at it silently, stood still and waited for the eunuch Ma to leave, and then slipped away by himself.

"Be quick, clean up our house inside and out." Ma Xiang ordered, then squinted at Lin Quyang who was standing in front of him, frowned and said, "I said, why do we look at the house?" You are so blind."

"Huh?" Lin Quyang looked blank.

"Isn't this all work, what are you still doing here?" Ma Xiang looked contemptuous: "You have no eyesight, I'm afraid you will never make it in your life."

Lin Quyang: "..."

Thus, Lin Quyang was stared at here and cleaned up for a whole day, until night fell, taking advantage of the darkness, he was able to escape successfully.

My darling, I'm exhausted, Lin Quyang rubbed his sore shoulders, then groped slowly in this palace with light hands and feet.

I rely on!

This imperial palace is so damn big, I have been walking for a long time, why can't I find the place where Little Sun lives.

Lin Quyang walked for a while, and suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate, he was so tired all day that he didn't even have time to go to the toilet.

I looked around for a while, but I couldn’t find where the toilet was. At this moment, the surrounding area was completely dark, and there was no one else, so it’s better to... a living person can’t be suffocated by urine, such a good time and place, what are you waiting for, go straight Solve it on the spot.

Lin Quyang ran to the corner and began to take off his pants. Just as he took out his birdie, suddenly there were footsteps behind him, followed by a man standing beside him at some point.

His sudden appearance startled Lin Quyang, he leaned against him, glanced at him, and said sullenly: "Brother, why are you walking so silently, you scared me to death." He glanced at him again, and asked: " Are you coming to pee too?"

The man turned his head and looked at Lin Quyang in a daze, with a shocked expression on his face.

Obviously a little taken aback.How dare you pee in my imperial garden?It is simply unreasonable!Qin Yin thought angrily.

Lin Quyang's floodgate opened, and the water gushed out, and he smiled shamelessly at the stunned buddy in front of him, and said, "I'm suffocating, I've been working all day, and I didn't even take a pee. It's time to solve it."

Qin Yin was stunned.

Seeing that he was still staring at him in a daze, Lin Quyang couldn't help asking: "Aren't you peeing?"

Qin Yin didn't answer, but resisted the urge to slap him, and glanced down at Lin Quyang's thing that was still holding water.

I saw Lin Quyang calmly finished draining the water, then shivered shamelessly, put the bird into his trousers, and smiled at Qin Yin who stood stunned by the side. I don't know if it was because of the moonlight, but Lin Quyang's There is a cute silly and friendly smile in the smile, and the whole face seems to be shining, giving people a very comfortable and lovable feeling.

Qin Yin stared blankly again, feeling her heart beating suddenly.

"Hey buddy, tell me something, don't you pee?" Lin Quyang asked him again.

Qin Yin squinted his eyes, suppressed the emotion that turned from anger to inexplicable in his heart, and stared at Lin Quyang in front of him without saying a word, thinking in his heart that his small body and small appearance really won my heart.

Seeing that he still didn't answer, Lin Quyang was confused, could it be that he is dumb?Thinking of this, he turned his head and looked at Qin Yin in front of him.

Huh?

Why does this person look so familiar? Lin Quyang couldn't help but look at him twice more. He was dressed in eunuch uniform, but he always felt that the aura and the eyes were so familiar... Sigh, forget it, never mind, maybe it was A certain little eunuch who cleaned up together today.

Could it be that the size of his own bird is too powerful to scare him, and he is so inferior that he is too embarrassed to pee in front of his face?Thinking of this, Lin Quyang said with a smile: "I'm here, you're sorry... okay, then I'll go, you pee."

After taking two steps, Lin Quyang's mind suddenly flashed, and his heart skipped a beat. Oh, he remembered that his little bird was exposed in front of that person just now, and he was not an eunuch. According to the expression of that person just now To conclude, he...Lin Quyang began to imagine some bad things, similar to the plots in novels...

The identity of the fake eunuch was exposed, and the castration was carried out after being beaten with a stick...

A fake eunuch was found in the palace, and it was a person of unknown origin...

When it's over, that person will definitely have to file a complaint. If he can't do it, he won't talk about it, and he might even hurt Little Sunshine...

Lin Quyang was a bit square, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, collected himself, and slowly turned his head to look at the person behind him.

Seeing that he was still staring at himself, the moonlight was hitting his face, and he just stared at himself so sinisterly.

Lin Quyang's heart skipped a beat again, and suddenly cold sweat broke out.

His heart was furious, God, I want to go home, I want to yell, I'm so scared...

Lin Quyang was already in a panic. He wanted to go back to sleep after peeing, but now he was completely sleepy, and he was so scared that he wanted to pee again...

The two stood there staring blankly, neither of them spoke, but remained silent with each other for a long time.

Lin Quyang began to quickly think of a countermeasure in his mind, how about killing people and destroying his body, so that he can never say that he is not a eunuch?

Thinking of this, he wished he could slap himself twice, Lin Quyang felt that he was so dirty, so scary, so bloody...

Just as he was reviewing himself, he heard the person in front of him say: "Which subordinate are you...?"

"Ah? You're not dumb, are you?" Hearing what he said, Lin Quyang guessed that he didn't realize that he wasn't an eunuch, so don't worry, he cleared his throat: "I am... Ma Gonggong's servant."

"Ma Xiang?" Qin Yin had already seen through his lies, and soon found out that he was not an eunuch, but he just knew it and pretended not to know.

Because he had long recognized that this person was the one who hit him that day, the one who took away his first kiss, and the little bastard who treated him badly that day!

It's really a narrow road to Yuanjia, which couldn't be more coincidental.

But he had to pretend that he didn't know anything, and he had to get a good look at this fake eunuch who was full of lies and whose origin was unknown.

After a series of thoughts, Qin Yin smiled slightly: "It turns out to be Mr. Ma, it's really a pleasure to meet him."

Lin Quyang chuckled, relieved his heart, and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you, I don't know if my buddy is..."

"Oh, I..."

"I?" Lin Quyang was surprised.

Qin Yin realized that he had made a mistake, and hurriedly said: "I mean, what a coincidence, I am also Ma Gonggong's errand."

Lin Quyang coughed and looked away, "Yes, that's right, what a coincidence."

"Yeah, what a coincidence."

Seeing his smiling face, Lin Quyang couldn't help but chirping in his heart, he was silent for a while, and said: "It's getting late, I'm going back to bed, bye." After finishing speaking, he left quickly.

But after walking a few steps, he turned back and asked Qin Yin: "Hey, brother, that, I have a question to ask you."

"ask."

"Are you familiar with the road to the palace?"

"very familiar."

"That's great." Lin Quyang squinted his eyes and smiled: "I want to ask you something, I don't know if it's okay?"

"But it doesn't matter."

"I'm not familiar with the road to the palace, can you take me back to where I live?"

Qin Yin: "..."

What he said immediately made Qin Yin more sure that this person was not from the palace. Otherwise, how could he not even know where he lived?This person is so unbelievable, he is not an eunuch but wearing eunuch clothes, last time he was from the imperial dining room, this time... what the hell is he doing?

I don't know, so I can only gather my mind and say: "Of course." After a slight pause: "Then where do you live? Which palace?"

Uh……

Lin Quyang was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer his question, because he didn't even know the name of the palace where Anyang lived.After thinking about it, he decided to tell the truth: "Well, I forgot, anyway, that place is quite remote." He turned to look at him: "Didn't you just say that you are familiar with the palace?"

Qin Yin was speechless for a moment, but was speechless.

... I am familiar with the imperial palace, but what you said is just a remote sentence, how can I find it?There are many remote places in this palace.

Qin Yin resisted the urge to slap him again, forced a smile and asked: "Then you should know the names of the father-in-laws who live with you, right?"

"Anyang." After saying this, Lin Quyang immediately covered his mouth, what the hell, isn't this betraying Little Sunshine?

Hearing Anyang's name, Qin Yin smiled slightly and raised her eyebrows: "Oh, it's Mr. An, so I... really know that place."

"You know?" Lin Quyang was delighted.

Qin Yin nodded.

"Then, can you take me there?" Lin Quyang was full of expectation.

"Of course." Qin Yin made a gesture of invitation.

Lin Quyang couldn't help being grateful: "Thank you."

Qin Yin led the way, Lin Quyang followed, and after a short walk, Lin Quyang wanted to get close to him, and asked, "Brother, what's your last name?"

Qin Yin thought for a while: "Dragon."

"Oh, Brother Long, my name is Lin, and my name is Qu Yang."

"Lin Quyang?" Qin Yin turned to look at him, smiled slightly, but hummed softly in his heart, I remembered it.

"Hey, then how old were you when you got clean?" Lin Quyang looked at such a handsome and handsome eunuch, couldn't help being curious, and asked one more question.

Qin Yin: "..." smiled, and asked instead: "How old are you?"

Lin Quyang thought for a moment, then lied: "I am five years old."

"Oh." Knowing that he was lying, Qin Yin smiled calmly.

Lin Quyang wondered, this man was very quiet and had a very different aura, it was strange that an eunuch walked and talked like a high official.

When he reached the gate of the courtyard where Anyang lived, Lin Quyang said pleasantly: "It's here, thank you, I have the opportunity to invite you to dinner some other day." After speaking, he patted Qin Yin on the shoulder and entered the courtyard.

An Yang was walking around the door anxiously, seeing Lin Quyang came back, he said happily: "Brother, you are back, you... what are you doing?"

Lin Quyang put his arms around his shoulders, and said while entering the room: "Don't mention it, I'll have a sip of tea when I enter the room, and I'll tell you slowly."

Anyang looked puzzled, and followed Lin Quyang into the house.

Qin Yin, who was standing outside the courtyard door, turned and left when he heard the door closing again.

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