Your majesty's aesthetic is poisonous

The oil lamp was lit in the room, Anyang sat silently on the bed, listening to Lin Quyang telling him what happened today.

When the talk was almost over, Lin Quyang took a sip of water and wiped his mouth: "Today I was almost exhausted, so what palace has not been lived in for hundreds of years, it is full of dust."

Anyang stood up and filled the bowl with water for Lin Quyang, said: "According to the usual practice, the kings of all dynasties can choose concubines at the age of eighteen, but the emperor has been dragging it all the time, so no one has lived there for a long time."

Lin Quyang drank all the water, sat on the bed and rubbed his wrists, thought for a moment, and then asked: "Little Sun, do I look good today as an eunuch?"

Anyang was silent for a moment, and then said: "Brother, it looks like it, but... when you leave the palace tomorrow, there will be strict investigations, so don't get confused by then."

"Don't worry, I've even gone through time travel, and I'm afraid of a small inspection."

"Brother, don't be joking. Anyang is telling you very seriously that if he is found out, he will lose his head."

Seeing the anxious look in Anyang's eyes, Lin Quyang nodded and said, "Don't worry, I will be more careful."

When I was about to go to bed again, one accidentally saw the tears in Anyang's eyes, and felt very uncomfortable, hugged his shoulders, and forced a smile: "Little sun, don't mind, you are making me feel uncomfortable, right?" Bar?"

Anyang lowered his head and wiped his tears, then shook his head: "No."

Lin Quyang is not that heartless person, it's fake to have no feelings after being together for so long, but he also can't comfort others, after thinking about it, he had to say: "Little Sun, this palace is very strict. Maybe I can't go, right?"

Anyang stared at him blankly, the corners of his mouth moved, but he couldn't say anything in the end.

Lin Quyang suppressed his sour mood, and patted him on the shoulder: "Let's go to bed, don't you have to work all day tomorrow?"

Anyang pursed his lips and nodded.

Unexpectedly, Lin Quyang suffered from insomnia that night, but Anyang slept soundly. He thought about many things, most likely whether he could still travel back.

At the same time, I couldn't help muttering, I have traveled to the palace, so if I leave the palace...does it mean that I won't be able to wear it back?

But if you don't leave the palace, you can't come and go here freely?Are you really going to snap your little brother?That can't work, then be a bodyguard in Ouchi?

The more Lin Quyang thought about it, the more confused his mind became, the more he couldn't fall asleep, and he was still sleepy. This night has brought him a lot of trouble.

He didn't even know when Anyang left the next day, because the sun was already high when he woke up.

Lin Quyang who opened his eyes was startled, hurriedly got up, glanced at the sun in the sky, and only groaned, feeling that it was too late to leave the palace.

He hurriedly changed into the eunuch uniform, and took the silver tael that Anyang had prepared for him with him. While taking the silver tael, he saw the woman's dress and wig lying in the cabinet.

Lin Quyang stared at it for a while, reckoned, take it with you in case of emergency, even if you don't need it, if it's cold out of the palace, you can still put it on to keep out the wind and cold.

Thinking of this, he wrapped the women's clothing and wig in cloth, and when he was about to leave, Lin Quyang calmed down again, and wrote a letter to Anyang, just a few words, telling him to leave and asking him to leave. Take good care of yourself.

After finishing writing, Lin Quyang went out of the house and ran towards the palace gate.Sure enough, it was the day when Xiunu entered the palace, and the palace was much more lively than usual.

Many little eunuchs and court ladies were busy on the road, and they would greet each other when they met. Lin Quyang walked carefully, and occasionally nodded to the people who greeted him.

When he was about to reach the gate of the palace, he finally felt relieved, it was great, he was only a few tens of meters away from being able to escape here by himself.

Unexpectedly, he was rushing towards the gate of the palace with oil on his feet, only to be blocked by a person, and it was only after he stopped that he could clearly see that it was Ma Xiang.

I rub!

This eunuch should not hit him, right?

Lin Quyang looked at his expression and sweated for himself. With a smile on the corner of Ma Xiang's mouth, he stood there and glanced up and down at the flustered Lin Quyang, then rolled his eyelids up and asked in a low voice. : "What's the matter? You don't know our family anymore?"

Lin Quyang was taken aback for a moment, calmed down a bit, and said with a smile: "Of course I remember you, Eunuch Ma."

Ma Xiang hummed, then slowly stretched out his hand, Lin Quyang frowned, looked at the hand stretched out in front of him, couldn't help thinking, this is... to shake hands with me?

But there seems to be no such etiquette in ancient times?But what is it if not a handshake?Besides, in this dynasty that is not recorded in the history books, maybe it is popular to shake hands to show friendship?

Thinking of this, Lin Quyang stretched out his hand generously, then took Ma Xiang's hand generously, and shook hands with him.

In order to show his sincerity, he even increased his strength, tightly holding his hand.

Ma Xiang: "..."

After being shocked, he was even more angry, and he jumped up and said, "Hey, you little slave, our family asked you to bring the bag on your back to our family!"

what?

bag?What do you want my bag for?

Lin Quyang immediately became more alert, and after two seconds of being stunned, he smiled mischievously: "Elder-in-law, my bag..."

"Bring it!" Ma Xiang interrupted him mercilessly.

"..." He cursed in his heart, and could only obediently hand him the bag.

Ma Xiang took the bag and opened it to look at it. When he saw a woman's clothes and a wig, he raised his eyebrows slightly, and then smiled lightly.

Lin Quyang's heart trembled because of his teasing, he didn't know that the eunuch was laughing again!

Just heard Ma Xiang say: "You also have that hobby?"

ah?What hobby?

Lin Quyang looked at Ma Xiang blankly.

"Okay, don't be embarrassed, our family understands." Ma Xiang covered his mouth and smiled: "Put it away." Then he said: "Put it away, if someone who doesn't like it looks at it, you will have to scold me again." Wait for it."

Lin Quyang: "..." I don't know why, but I don't want to deal with him too much, so I nodded and said, "Understood, thank you, father-in-law." Pack up your things and prepare to leave.But was stopped by Ma Xiang again.

Fuck!Can you finish talking to Lao Tzu once if you have something to say!

"Today is the day when these beautiful women enter the palace, are you leaving the palace?" Ma Xiang asked very puzzled: "Didn't the chief eunuch in charge of you arrange tasks for you?"

Lin Quyang frowned, and lied, "It's arranged, just let me go out of the palace."

Ma Xiang looked up at the people inside and outside the gate of the palace, then looked down at Lin Quyang, and asked, "What are you going out of the palace for?"

Lin Quyang: "..."

Is this a fight with Lao Tzu?

Feeling helpless, Lin Quyang secretly glanced at him, thinking about how to answer.

But Ma Xiang snorted and said: "Our family can't do anything else, but the eyes are sharp. You really want to sneak out of the palace to be lazy... You are so busy today, don't think about it."

have to!You do have sharp eyes.

Lin Quyang wanted to open his mouth to say something, and heard Ma Xiang say: "You are lucky today, our family will arrange a job for you, which many people can't ask for, go to Weiyang Palace, today the emperor Draft girl, go and serve tea and water."

Lin Quyang: "..." He frowned, "Who are you serving tea to?"

"Who are you talking about? Of course the emperor and the queen mother." Ma Xiang said: "You have accumulated virtue for eight lifetimes, and Xiao Duzi, who used to serve tea and water, has diarrhea today..." He snorted, gritted his teeth and said: " Something that can't be on the stage, and has diarrhea when it sees a big scene, it really has his promise!"

Lin Quyang really didn't want to go, he frowned and said, "Elder-in-law..."

Ma Xiang glanced at him and frowned: "Why don't you go?"

Lin Quyang was left speechless by the eunuch, and wanted to refuse, but he had a wicked heart, so he could only sigh up to the sky and agree.

Of course, I also thought in my heart, I will find a chance to slip away later.

But Ma Xiang's next sentence almost made him cry, only to hear Ma Xiang ask: "You don't know how to get there, do you?" After a short pause, he greeted a little eunuch who was walking, and ordered: "Take He's going to Weiyang Palace." Then he said to Lin Quyang: "Be smart and nimble when the time comes, but don't look too eager for quick success." Finally, he warned Lin Quyang: "In this deep palace, there is a chance to climb up. You have to hold on tight."

When Lin Quyang heard this, his face was full of gratitude, but his heart felt pain.

He silently followed the little eunuch towards Weiyang Palace, looking at the people coming and going on the road, wondering what day he would have to wait if he left the palace today?

But he is still a little cowardly at the moment, not to mention the little eunuch in front of him, just walking back and forth with the guards holding long guns makes him feel scared. He began to imagine that if he tried to escape, he would definitely be messed up. ==If you are stabbed to death, don't run away, isn't it a dead end to serve the emperor with tea?

In short, you must never let yourself fall into danger, you have to escape, but you must escape with technical content.

Lin Quyang looked at the little eunuch, saw that he was sleepy, thought for a while, and said, "Brother, I want to go to the toilet, don't you know if I can?"

The little eunuch stopped his hurried steps and nodded.

"Where is the toilet?" Lin Quyang asked.

"I'll take you."

"Thank you."

When they reached the door of the toilet, the little eunuch said, "Go in, I'll wait for you here."

"I'm in the tuba, you stand a little farther away, or else... it will stink." Lin Quyang looked at the little eunuch and said sincerely.

The little eunuch looked at Lin Quyang, blinked, nodded, and before leaving, he said: "You are all right, just call me."

"rest assured."

Lin Quyang looked at the figure of the little eunuch walking away, and couldn't help laughing, it was so fucking easy to lie.There was no time to stay longer, so he hurried into the toilet and began to change into the woman's clothes and put on the woman's long wig.

After changing his clothes, Lin Quyang thought in grief and indignation, his old man really tried his best to escape, pretending to be a eunuch and a woman, but, having said that, life is so precious, if he can escape safely Go, let yourself play a puppy is also willing.

Fortunately, he had studied how to wear women's clothes and wigs a while ago, so now he can wear them smoothly.

In order to be more realistic, he deliberately took two steamed buns and stuffed them into his clothes as chests.When everything was dressed, he was worried, fearing that the fake breasts would fall off while walking, so he jumped on the spot.

Well, perfect.

Lin Quyang adjusted his mood, looked for how a woman should walk and talk, retracted her abdomen and raised her buttocks, twisted her waist and shook her buttocks, cleared her throat, and then walked out with small steps.

When passing by the little eunuch who was waiting for him, he still did not forget to wink at him, the little eunuch was stunned for a moment, then his eyes immediately avoided him.

Lin Quyang couldn't help praising himself, Madan, it's so perfect, he successfully deceived his eyes.The corner of his mouth curled up, and he turned his buttocks and walked towards the palace gate. The sun was setting to the west. If he didn't hurry up, he might not be able to escape today.

Lin Quyang went back the same way, and soon reached the gate of the palace.Seeing the palace gate right in front of his eyes, he instantly felt extremely comfortable.Speeding up his pace, he followed behind a few court ladies. Next to him was a line of beautiful ladies entering the palace. Lin Quyang took a look and couldn't help but think, these beautiful ladies are really beautiful, all of them are pure natural original clothes. It would be great if I could marry one back home...

Stop, think too far, running for your life is the business right now!

Lin Quyang withdrew his eyes and thoughts, and waited to leave the palace.

Great, I can finally escape!

Just when he was proud, he heard a voice suddenly ringing in his ear.

"You are on the wrong team."

Lin Quyang was obviously stunned for a moment, not knowing who he was talking to, he lowered his head and continued walking.

He didn't stop until he was blocked by someone, and looked up. When he saw Ma Xiang's face, he was shocked.

What the hell!

Why is it him again?

Is this eunuch blocking himself?

Lin Quyang's eyes widened, he stared blankly at Ma Xiang in front of him, thinking, don't recognize me.

I saw Ma Xiang with a sullen face, and asked word by word: "Didn't you hear what our family said?"

"Huh?" Lin Quyang was at a loss.

"You're on the wrong team."

"Isn't this the palace maid's team?"

"It's the team of palace ladies, but what are you doing in the team of embroidered ladies? Stand here for our family!"

Lin Quyang: "..." He calmed down: "I am a court lady."

Ma Xiang looked at him up and down, and said, "Stand up for me!"

Lin Quyang: "..."

Lin Quyang wanted to cry more than ever, and he didn't know what words to use to describe his current mood.

The eunuch didn't recognize his man disguised as a woman, but mistook himself for a beautiful woman entering the palace.

this is so fucking...

Alas, you dead eunuch!I've got a big deal with you!