Your majesty's aesthetic is poisonous

Lin Quyang took a bite of this pastry, nodded his head and said in praise: "Well, the taste is really good."

Anyang raised his lips and smiled, and said: "I just said that the things that the emperor bestows must be delicious."

There was a helpless smile on the corner of Lin Quyang's mouth: "Yes, yes, the food your male god gave you is the best."

Hearing this, Anyang was stunned, and asked, "Brother, what does this male god mean?"

"It refers to your crush, but male god also means that he is an unattainable man."

"Desire and unreachable?" An Yang was stunned for a moment, then nodded, and said: "What you said is very true, the word is very correct, the emperor is such a high-ranking and unattainable man to me." Speaking of Here, his eyes can't help but dim a little.

Lin Quyang saw that his expression was lost, frowned, and said: "I don't think so... You know, you are in close contact with your male god every day. There is a saying that you get the moon first if you are close to the water, so , Little Sun, you, use all your strength to hook up your emperor brother."

"Hook up?" Anyang was taken aback for a moment, then smiled embarrassedly, and said, "Brother was actually joking."

"Who's kidding, tell you, your brother emperor, if I'm not wrong, he's probably gay."

"Gay?" An Yang frowned, puzzled, "What is gay?"

"It's homosexuality." Seeing that Anyang still had a puzzled expression, Lin Quyang thought for a while: "What did you call homosexuality in ancient times... Oh, Duanxiu, yes, Duanxiu."

As soon as the words came out, Anyang quickly covered Lin Quyang's mouth and said, "You can't say that!"

Lin Quyang remained calm, took his hand away, and said in a low voice: "If you don't believe me, let's wait and see. He drafted the talent show, and he cheated those beautiful women."

An Yang was silent for a while, looked at Lin Quyang and said in a low voice, "Brother, you can't say this out of this door, you will be beheaded."

"I know, I'm just telling you." Lin Quyang said with a smile: "Let you know, maybe the person next to your emperor's pillow will be you in the future. People need to pursue a little bit, let alone you are not a real eunuch." , do you want to be a slave for the rest of your life in this deep palace?"

Anyang's eyes widened suddenly, he was stunned for a moment, and said in a deep voice: "I'm just a slave, how can it be my turn to like the master? The emperor is the son of heaven, and his marriage is decided by the queen mother, even if it is him himself, there is no such thing as The right to choose the person you like. As for my brother saying that the emperor is a broken sleeve, I really don't know where my brother made the decision, but I have followed the emperor for so many years, and I can tell you clearly that the emperor is not a broken sleeve, he is just... It’s just a little stubborn.”

With a little speechlessness in his smile, Lin Quyang said, "Stubborn illness?" He chuckled: "If his mother gets him a handsome man, his stubborn illness will definitely be cured."

After hearing these words, Anyang opened his eyes wide and looked at Lin Quyang in a daze.

Lin Quyang smiled at him: "Really."

Anyang was silent for a moment, and finally couldn't help asking: "Why did my brother conclude that the emperor is..." He lowered his voice: "Broken sleeve? Could it be that you... are also broken sleeves, brother?"

Lin Quyang: "..."

He looked at Anyang even more speechlessly, and tapped his little head: "I am a straight man, pure."

Anyang looked back at him with that incomprehensible look.

Lin Quyang raised his forehead: "I just like women, women with breasts and buttocks." He coughed and said, "A woman's skin is only soft to the touch, and there are also women's breasts, women's buttocks, and women's white and tender petites. Slender legs... If it is six or seven cents longer, it will be more perfect."

"Oh." Anyang remained expressionless.

"Hey, by the way, all the girls in this draft are big beauties, right?" Lin Quyang said with a curious tone and eyes: "I've only seen it on TV before, but I haven't seen it in real life. Woolen cloth."

"They are all beauties." Anyang continued to remain expressionless.

"That must be a beautiful woman with a willow waist, skin that feels good to the touch, buttocks." Lin Quyang swallowed.

Anyang: "..." Dumbfounded: "I don't know, I haven't seen anyone."

Lin Quyang thought for a while, then asked gossipingly: "Little Sun, tell me, have you ever seen any beautiful women in the palace for so many years?"

Anyang pondered for a moment, then shook his head: "No."

"Isn't it? You don't even have an outstanding girl in this palace?" Lin Quyang looked disappointed.

Anyang thought about it again, and said: "If you want to talk about good-looking girls, I only know that the two masters, Princess Changfeng and Princess Changfeng, are very outstanding among the princesses, and they are also beautiful."

After hearing this, Lin Quyang revealed a bit of joy in his lost expression, and asked, "Really?"

Anyang let out a "hmm" and nodded.

"Then are they the emperor's elder sister or younger sister?"

"Princess Changfeng is naturally an elder sister, and Princess Changfeng is a younger sister. Both of them are concubines of the same mother as the emperor."

"The emperor still has sisters?"

Anyang nodded vigorously, but the next moment his expression darkened slightly, and he said: "The two princesses don't live in the palace."

"Where does that live?"

"Outside the palace."

"Oh." Lin Quyang sat down on the bed as if discouraged, and said with a disappointed expression: "There is not even a beautiful woman in such a big palace, it really hurts."

An Yang paused: "Brother is about to leave the palace, so what does it matter to you if there are any beauties in this palace? Besides, even if brother doesn't leave the palace, the beauties in this palace have nothing to do with you. The women below belong to the emperor."

Lin Quyang glanced at Anyang, and found that he couldn't communicate with the opposite sex at all, because he was gay, and he always had an expression of disinterest when talking about women, which made him feel sick again.

He sighed helplessly: "Yeah, I'm about to leave the palace. What does the beauty in the palace have to do with me?" He said with anticipation: "If I can't go back through time travel, I'll continue to play around with you." Sell ​​things at a stall, then marry a beautiful wife and go home."

Anyang was stunned for a moment, then laughed, looked at Lin Quyang and said, "Then I wish my brother all wishes come true."

Lin Quyang sighed: "My biggest wish is to be able to wear it back." As he said that, he lay down on the bed and said depressedly, "I don't know if I can wear it back...my computer, my mobile phone, my lamp, my My air conditioner, my books, my high-definition unencoded action movies... oh..."

Anyang was quite puzzled, and stared at him blankly.

Lin Quyang turned his head and gave him a "don't understand" look, and sighed again.

Little sun, little sun, it is impossible to have in-depth communication with you.

After all, we love differently. You love the back door, but I love the front door.

Ugh……

Two days later, Anyang brought his dental badge and a suit of eunuch clothes, and said: "Brother, all the beautiful women will enter the palace tomorrow, this is my dental badge, please keep it, and this eunuch uniform, Money is also prepared for brother, I have already asked one by one, there will be many people entering and leaving the palace gate tomorrow, when the time comes, you can go out of the palace by pretending to be a little eunuch."

After hearing this, Lin Quyang didn't know what words to use to thank him. With indescribable emotion in his eyes, he couldn't help but stepped forward to grab Anyang's hand and smiled, "You really deserve to be my little sun. It's so warm and considerate." He said and patted Anyang on the shoulder: "Brother, if I can become a big brother in the future, I will definitely repay your great kindness."

Anyang smiled, remained silent for a moment, and then said: "Actually, Anyang doesn't want my brother to leave, but there is no banquet in this world that lasts forever, and Anyang doesn't ask my brother for anything in return, I just hope to find a stable place in the future and let me know."

Lin Quyang rubbed his hair, smiled and said: "No problem, if I can really escape from this palace..." Speaking of this, he paused, thinking, what he really wanted most was to wear it back.

Seeing that Lin Quyang hesitated to speak, Anyang said: "Is there anything wrong?"

"No, no." Lin Quyang collected himself: "Don't worry, after leaving the palace, I will settle down. If I can contact you, I will find a way to tell you."

An Yang said happily: "That's good."

Anyang didn't stay long, and went out to work again. Lin Quyang touched the eunuch's uniform, looked at the eunuch's hat, and looked at the pair of boots, and decided to try them on. Change a set.

This is the first time Lin Quyang wanted to slap himself after time travelling. He is curious about the eunuch's clothes. Look at yourself, you really look like an eunuch.

However, he still couldn't hide his handsomeness, Lin Quyang stared at himself in the mirror and was narcissistic, when the door of the room was pushed open suddenly, a small eunuch walked in, he took Lin Quyang's hand and left without saying a word.

As he walked, he did not forget to say: "Mr. An, you are really short of manpower, and you are too busy. You are still looking at yourself in the mirror, but you really belong to me."

Lin Quyang thought, this little eunuch doesn't check if he has picked the wrong person, he is worried.

"That, I said..."

"Oh, Mr. Ma just lost his temper. I'm afraid you will be punished later." The little eunuch interrupted him.He pulled Lin Quyang furiously.

The strength was so strong that Lin Quyang wanted to withdraw his hand: "I said brother..."

"Oh! Eunuch An! You... hey, who are you?" When he turned his head to see the face of the person behind him, it was obvious that the little eunuch was startled.

You are finally willing to look back at me, I have been waiting so hard.

Lin Quyang withdrew his hand, calmed down, and asked without answering, "Who are you?"

"I am Eunuch Ma's servant." The little eunuch looked immature: "What about you? I see you strangely, which servant are you?"

"I..." Lin Quyang's mind was spinning quickly. I know which eunuch's subordinates I should say. He cleared his throat and said with a smile, "Who do you think I work under? Of course Our emperor is under his command, don't care if it's Ma Gonggong or Yang Gonggong, they all have to listen to the emperor, don't you think I'm right?"

The little eunuch nodded quickly and replied: "Yes, yes, what this little eunuch said is true."

Seeing him like this, Lin Quyang put his heart into his stomach, and just about to make an excuse to escape, he heard angrily shouted: "Little Duzi, our family asked you to call someone to help with work, and you actually came here to be lazy, we The family sees that you are impatient!"

"Eunuch, please forgive me! Xiao Duzi is not lazy, Xiaoduzi is here to call Eunuch An."

"Then what about the person you called? Where is Xiao Anzi? Why didn't our family see it?"

Lin Quyang looked at the eunuch who was coming forward, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, he curled his lips and said nothing.

The eunuch stepped forward and kicked Xiao Duzi, and shouted: "You son of a bitch, being lazy is just being lazy, and you're still stubborn! Get out and help!"

The one named Xiao Duzi hurriedly said: "It's the father-in-law." After speaking, he lowered his head and ran away in a panic.

Lin Quyang suppressed the little emotion called "justice" in his heart, gave the dead eunuch a blank look, and turned to leave.

But the eunuch yelled in a sharp voice: "Stop!"

Lin Quyang's foot that had just been raised, and his body that had just turned were frozen, and he paused for a moment before turning his head to look at the eunuch Ma.

"What's the matter with the eunuch brother?" He asked with a smile.

Ma Xiang was stunned for a moment, approached Lin Quyang, looked him up and down a few times, frowned and said, "Why does our family look at you so strangely?"

Lin Quyang looked at the suspicion in the eunuch's eyes, and then thought about how he could lie. Looking at the eunuch, he is not easy to be fooled. After thinking for a moment, he could only say: "This... I, look It's still new to you."

As soon as these words came out, Ma Xiang snorted softly, with an unbelievable expression on his face: "I'm unfamiliar?" He glanced at Lin Quyang, raised his chin slightly, and said proudly: "In this palace, the upper class Even the civil and military officials and you little eunuchs who sweep the floor, haven’t they said they don’t know our family?”

Lin Quyang frowned, this eunuch is really difficult to deal with, he thought about it in his heart, then continue to use that tyrant as a shield.

He cleared his throat, collected himself, looked at him and said, "Then what Eunuch Ma said, you are more majestic than the emperor? A little eunuch from civil and military officials to sweeping the floor knows you, then you It's really not easy, it's even more powerful than the emperor."

Ma Xiang was stunned, and hurriedly said: "Our family didn't say that, you don't want to make false accusations against our family." After speaking, he rolled Lin Quyang's eyes.

Ouch, the eyes rolled so badly, Lin Quyang glanced at Ma Xiang cautiously, and said: "I am an unknown soldier, there are so many court ladies and eunuchs in this palace, and I am not working under your command, you will definitely hate me Ah..." After a pause, he continued to flicker: "I lied to you just now, eunuch, you are so handsome and tall, with extraordinary appearance, how could I not know you, aren't you the famous eunuch Ma?"

When he said this, Ma Xiang's face became better, and he was stunned for a long time before he breathed a sigh of relief, waved his hands and said, "Forget it, our family doesn't have the same knowledge as a person who doesn't know the rules like you." He glanced at Lin Qu again. Yang: "Where did you sweep the floor?"

ah?Lin Quyang thought, you really know how to think, but right now you can only follow his words and nod: "Yes, father-in-law, you are really smart."

Ma Xiang smiled lightly: "That's right, I don't even look at who our family is."

Lin Quyang: "..."

Ma Xiang cleared his throat, took out a silk handkerchief from his cuff and wiped his mouth, then turned his head to look at Lin Quyang: "Let's go, there will be a group of beautiful women entering the palace tomorrow, and the places arranged for them are all Cleaning is in progress, there are not enough manpower, please help quickly."

Lin Quyang: "..."

He doesn't want to help, but is it possible, anyway, life matters.Lin Quyang agreed, but the key is that he has a problem.

"Elder-in-law, may I ask how to get to that place?"

Ma Xiang: "..." He snorted angrily, "Don't you know how to get to Weiyang Palace?"

"do not know."

Ma Xiang: "..." I was a little suffocated by Lin Quyang, calmed my mind, and said: "Forget it, it happens that our family has something to go over there, so our family will send you there." Sighing, he said : "That's right, there are so many palaces in Weiyang Palace, a little eunuch like you will definitely not be able to find them."

"Yes, yes, I'm sure I can't find it." Lin Quyang responded perfunctorily, thinking in his heart, it will take me a long time to find a toilet, let alone your palace or that palace.

"Is it a dream to be able to come out of that cold palace to clean up?" Ma Xiang suddenly asked with a half-smile in his throat.

Hehe, I don't want to go at all, but I can only respond happily: "Yes, yes, I dream about it, thank you."

"Take advantage of this opportunity to work hard. If you do well, you may be able to get out of the cold palace and find a good master. Then you will have a bright future." Ma Xiang continued to teach earnestly.

"Yes, yes, father-in-law is right." Lin Quyang continued to respond perfunctorily.

This Ma Xiang is a talkative person, he said in a sharp voice: "The imperial palace is a good place, but unfortunately we can only live here by cutting off our lives..." At this point, he turned his head and asked Lin Quyang: " When did you cleanse yourself?"

"Ah?" Lin Quyang was distracted, he didn't understand for a while, and asked blankly, "What is purifying?"

Ma Xiang stopped and looked at Lin Quyang, and made a gesture of raising a knife to his crotch, Lin Quyang trembled in fright, and immediately covered his crotch.

Ma Xiang raised his eyebrows: "Our family has been cleansed since one year old, how is it, isn't it amazing?"

Lin Quyang: "..."

Hehe, Lin Quyang was torn between answering and not answering.

In fact, he really wanted to tell him, big brother, to clean himself at the age of one, can only be said to be too insane, and it is so fucking pitiful.

Alas, this wicked feudalism!