What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

"Benny Girl, I just invited him to sing." Uther spread his hands, looking at Bancy with an innocent face and a little dissatisfaction, "And what happened to your voice? It's just 30 years later, why is your voice so rough? Like a man?"

Although it sounds good.

"Because I am a man." Bansy continued to have a headache, and the concept of time for these mysterious creatures, "You know my mother. She passed away ten years ago."

"Ah...sorry." Uther opened his mouth, showing a little apology slowly, "I always forget that human life is so short...you are very similar to your mother."

Bancy twitched the corner of his lips slightly, "Everyone says so."

He has no intention of reminiscing with Uther, and it is meaningless to reminisce about the past with Uther. What he remembers is not his mother but his mother's voice. In addition, his mother's labels in this heart are only human and female.

Because Uther is a sea witch—please don’t automatically substitute the word “sea” into beautiful illusions such as goodness and purity with a human body and a fish tail. The person with a fish tail is a sea monster, and sea witches live in the deeper deep sea. Whatever you want, refer to the octopus sea witch in The Little Mermaid.

Including preferences too.

Having lived on the bottom of the sea for a long time, the sea witch's senses are not very sensitive. It's not that they can't use them normally, but they can't tell the difference between beauty, scandal, smell, and taste. It's like Uther only looks at the face I don't know Bansi and his mother, but they are extremely sensitive to the sound, and they can tell who can sing beautiful music as soon as they hear the sound, arousing all their dull senses.

Sea witches perceive the world through music.First heard, then seen, smelled, tasted.Correspondingly, the vast majority of sea witches have the bad habit of collecting voices and persuading people to sing when they have nothing to do, and because they are good-looking and have their own charm buff, the success rate is extremely high.

Although Bansy had never met Uther, he heard from his mother about the great achievements of this wizard who kindly helped him fill out the application form when he went to register with the Wizarding Council in a few words and abducted him to become a musical actor.

There is nothing wrong with singing, music is the sun that illuminates the dark world.

Uther's plausible words, combined with his pair of eyes that suddenly brightened like stars when he talked about music, sounded really reasonable.

Shilu, who was sincerely invited by him to sing, didn't even bat an eyelid, and blocked Uther's mouth with a single sentence with his gloomy and mean face and a hard-hitting response.

"Not interested, thank you."

Uther: Emmmmm, why do I feel that this sentence seems familiar?

Bancy smiled, handed out a poster to Uther, and brought the topic back on track, "This time we are here to communicate with you some precautions for Halloween. This is a leaflet, please take a look."

Uther glanced at the contents of the poster and knew what it was about.He subconsciously wanted to call "Benny Girl" again, but as soon as the first half sound came out, he realized that the person was wrong, and forcibly swallowed the girl behind.

"Don't worry, Benny boy." He said, "There is a new play in the troupe that day, and I don't have time for a night tour."

He, a domineering president who can form Muse 48 with his own singers and has male and female parts, will not do such a thing as pulling people on the street to force them to sing for him.

It's not the Little Mermaid's singing voice, which can make the sea witch exhaust all his tricks and tricks.

"Okay, I see. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me." Bancy took out his business card again, "This is my contact information."

Sea witches are indeed a race that doesn't do much because of their insensitivity, and Bancy is only preventing Uther from encountering some kind of natural sound, liberating his nature and not being a human being, causing something terrible like "well-known music investors playing tentacles on the street". news.

"Yeah." Uther took Bancy's business card and looked at Shilu again.

Shi Lv looked back inexplicably.

Uther's eyelashes trembled slightly, and there were three points of expectation and four points of desire in his eyes, and 93 points of desire filled with "I want to contact you", mixed into a starry eye full of starry eyes who saw everyone's heart tremble, but Shi Li's hair exploded.

Grass.

Shi Lu stared at him with a dark face, thinking that this man probably has something wrong with his mind.

No, there must be something wrong with my brain.

Uther sighed faintly, and took out two tickets from the notebook at hand, "This is the ticket for our next play, you can watch it when you have time."

He believes that no one can refuse the charm of music, as long as he has heard the scene once, Shi Li will definitely become interested in singing.

Such a good voice is not as good as singing, it is not as good as singing.

If it weren't for Shi Lu's sharp eyesight and quick hands, Shi Lu would have jumped up on the spot and scratched Uther's face.

……

Leaving Uther's house, they went to a small bar in the city.The shop hidden in the depths of the alley is deserted, and the dirty signboard is missing arms and legs, but this is the only bar nearby that accepts special customers. Only when the prototype is revealed in front of the lazy security guards at the door can you be entertained into the real interior Church.

The bar is run by a witch named Tina - a witch is a little different from a wizard, and its power is more similar to innate superpowers than magic.

Tina was knitting behind the bar with reading glasses on, and the floral shawl hung from her shoulders to her knees, looking drowsy.

Hearing the sound of the door knocking, she woke up with a few grunts, and squinted her eyes to see Bancy and Shilu standing by the bar.

"You're here again, Lord of the Rothbart family." She greeted Bancy, her voice floating in the air softly, "Well, I also brought a distinguished guest."

"Well, Halloween is coming." Bancy put the poster on the bar counter, "You know, these days are always busy."

Tina pushed her reading glasses and saw the words on the poster clearly, "Yes, yes." She said, "Halloween is always busy."

The official wizard is busy maintaining order, and her bar is already fully booked, and she can now foresee the scene of demons dancing on the dance floor and the chaos that will follow.

As long as they don't sell banned drugs, they don't care about the bar. After routinely checking the old witch's business certificate and special alcohol sales license, he told the old witch to strengthen the identity verification around Halloween.

Humans who are obsessed with cross-dressing are sometimes easily confused with monsters, and if you put a human with no combat effectiveness into a bar where monsters revel, you may not even find a bone the next day.

"Okay, okay." Tina said, with an erratic and submissive tone, "I will follow your rules, Lord Rothbart."

……

The last person on Bansi's home visit list was put on the next day. Due to the long distance, it was already past noon when we set off at [-] o'clock in the morning and arrived at noon.Shi Lu brought a bag of milk and a bag of small bread, and stared at Banxi to solve the lunch problem first—as a caring and caring Jiaojiao with professional ethics, he must actively serve the benefactor, right?

The house they are going to visit lives in the countryside dozens of kilometers away from the downtown area of ​​Shenshi, close to the nature protection wetland in the countryside of Shenshi, where the migrating birds either roost for the winter, or go further afield after a short rest Flying there, the autumn water is long and the sky is the same color, like a peach blossom garden outside the hustle and bustle of the world.

Odile was very excited by the various birds that lived in the wetlands. She flapped her wings and raised her neck. Some birds with keen senses were startled to fly by her, but most of them didn’t hear what to do at all. What are you doing.

The biggest victim was Bansi, who was hit by a sudden voice and had a headache.

Bancy bit half a piece of bread, trying to kindly ask his grandmother to shut up.

Thanks to the special nature of the guardian spirit, even Bancy couldn't see Odilea's figure when she didn't take the initiative to show up, otherwise the Rothbart family would lose face with such a loud voice.

Shi Lv was flipping through the documents, his eyes circled around Banxi.

I don't know why just now... He seemed to hear a loud and high-pitched goose cry, and it came from Bancy's side, which startled him.

But when he took a closer look, all kinds of birds were chirping around, as if he had misheard again.

After eating, walk along the mud path in the wetland for about 10 to [-] minutes, and you can see a small house standing on the side of the road, with white walls and black tiles flying over the eaves, which has the charm of Jiangnan water town.

The person who came to pick them up was already waiting at the intersection. It was a beautiful girl, wearing a long skirt and a red hooded shawl, with hanging eyes and a slightly drooping mouth. Two eyes, one blue and one gray, made her look There is an air of awe-inspiring arrogance.

Shill remembered that she was called "Angelina Wolfgray" on Bancy's list, and her race listed "Grey Wolf".

Gray wolves, rather than the werewolves that more often appear in fantasy settings.

Paired with this bright red dress, it is familiar and makes people play with fairy tales, as if they have strayed into the story of Little Red Riding Hood.

"Hello." Angelina greeted, bowed slightly to Bancy, turned around and led Bancy and Shilu into the door.

There is a large yard in front of the house. As soon as the door was opened, a little snowball pounced on it with a milky voice. When I took a closer look, I found that it was a fluffy dog ​​cub, wagging its tail happily and enthusiastically around The guests circle.

"Alright, obedient." Angelina said softly, squatting down and patting the milk dog's head, coaxing it to give way to the guests to enter the house.

The little white fluffy milk dog blinked a pair of watery blue eyes, and followed Bancy step by step into the house, making a whimpering sound.

"Grandmother is still resting, wait a moment, I'll call her." Angelina said, with two gray wolf ears on her head after taking off her hat, keenly capturing the surrounding sounds.

"Don't bother." Bansy shook his head, leaned over and lifted the hairball beside his feet, and let the hairball roll to reveal his belly, but he couldn't shake his heart at all.

"Halloween is coming soon, I hope you guys don't go out as much as possible during this time." Bancy stared at her strange-colored pupils, "Especially you."

Living in such a remote place, Angelina knew exactly what Bancy was worried about. "I was born on Halloween," she said, smiling brightly and beautifully. "That day everyone will come back and celebrate my coming of age."

When Bancy heard "everyone will come back", he added, "Then don't drink too much, the birds here are all protected."

At least in the second year of the country, after a few glasses of wine, the head will get hot and kill a litter of extra meals, and the big bad wolf will have to squat.

"You don't worry too much." The smile on Angelina's lips faded, "They are all Annie... I'm sorry I haven't introduced you yet, this is my younger sister Annie," she rubbed her coquettish little tits beside her feet Dog, continued, "Those birds are Annie's friends."

"I hope so." Bancy nodded.

As the queen villains in fairy tales, the big bad wolves are not as bloody and murderous as in the stories. On the contrary, they are a race with considerable wisdom and social awareness. They are essentially the incarnations of elves guarding the mountains and forests, and they are safe objects in most cases.

The one who is not safe is Angelina—this sub-adult gray wolf is in the most critical transformation period before adulthood. During the process of transforming from a beast to an elf, her soul will be completely open, and she is easily driven mad by external stimuli, and easily Form an addictive reaction, once tasted the taste of human flesh and blood, it is easy to be polluted and degenerate, and become a wolf that eats human beings.

Halloween is Angelina's coming-of-age ceremony, and Bancy sincerely hopes that she can have a warm and complete coming-of-age ceremony without going out, and become an excellent member of the gray wolf group.

After all, he didn't want to cut off the wolf's head and burn the wolf's body like the hunter in the fairy tale, so that the cub wagging its tail at him would lose his sister.

……

When we got back to the bungalow, Zhong Shuangming was already waiting in the hall—in order to facilitate various special creatures to come in and ask for help at any time, the hall on the first floor of the bungalow was not locked.

Zhong Shuangming really needed help.

It was the first time that Shilu saw his smiling face as black as the bottom of a pot, and seeing Banxi striding forward made him subconsciously block Banxi.

"Halloween..." Zhong Shuangming put his hands on Banxi's shoulders, took several deep breaths before restraining himself from showing a not so ferocious smile, "How do you celebrate Halloween?"

Those old bastards in the management center actually want to have a Halloween fellowship, what the fuck is it fashionable for old cucumbers to paint green!