What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

Even though Zhong Shuangming was mentally prepared, he was so angry that he wanted to lose his hair, but he came to him enthusiastically and kindly and said that the people who wanted to have a Halloween fellowship were all internal high-level people-here included several big demons with four-figure ages and individual He couldn't offend any ancestor-level monks—so he could only suppress his anger and said with a smirk, "I'll think about it."

Banxi felt concerned, brought Zhong Shuangming some snacks and made black tea, and patiently listened to Zhong Shuangming's irritable complaints for half an hour.

His former boss did a lot of this kind of shit, and he made trouble with him 24/7. Bansy couldn't bear it and had to send him to retire early.

Zhong Shuangming was a little bit worse than him, and none of the top management of the management center could handle it.

Relying on black tea and small cakes for half an hour, Zhong Shuangming finally calmed down a bit, with a sincere smile on his face, holding a black teacup (which looks like it) and said calmly: "I'm fine, tell me about your side How to spend Halloween, I can arrange for them."

How are they doing?

Bansy thought for a while, the custom of mystical creatures turning back to their original form to liberate their nature should not be what Zhong Shuangming said those "too old and scumbag" gentlemen and ladies want, combined with the situation in Huaguo, he said : "I think they are just looking for an excuse to play drag and get together again? Just make it lively."

Those ladies and gentlemen are not human, so it doesn’t mean they are not interested in cross-dressing. Maybe the tiger wants to experience the lion’s mane, right? It’s not so much thinking about Halloween, it’s more like looking for a new gimmick to experience novelty.

In other words, as long as you find a party company with a good atmosphere, all kinds of advanced equipment, delicious food and drink, and a field controller who is strong enough to be calm throughout the process, you can get over this mess.

If you want to be more refined, you can hire a professional makeup team, and even pack the costumes together, and the lively things will be smoothed out.

Zhong Shuangming listened to Banxi's words and suddenly realized. Thinking about the routine of the group of old people, he added a bad mood to the motivation and wanted to mess with him—the logic was perfect—he clapped his mobile phone and arranged for his subordinates to work first. One day he has to come back with revenge.

Then he didn't treat Bansi badly, and he thought of a way to deal with the shortage of Bansi's Halloween patrols.

Those who make trouble on Halloween are usually lonely ghosts or little monsters. Their strength is not bad, and they live a tight life. They can’t die but they can’t enjoy any good things. Halloween fun.

But the fun is not as good as the tickets.

These days, there are still a small number of monsters and ghosts that can enter the management center, and there are even fewer such as Shi Lu who are supported by a gold master. For those little ghosts and wandering souls, incense is a real luxury. Or as a reward, Mingbi can completely transform these main troublemakers into patrol teams.

Banxi has money, and Zhong Shuangming has a reliable purchase channel for fragrant materials and ghost coins. He can even send Banxi the work WeChat of seven or eight small groups of monsters and wandering souls in Shenshi. Calculate the total cost That's the price of a pair of Banci's eyes.

It’s just that Banxi has to spend time communicating with those small groups. It’s best to have a round of interviews and screening. When recruiting people, we need to establish a Halloween patrol communication network that everyone can use. It’s not long before Halloween, really It's a bit of a test of his ability to stay up late as an ordinary human being.

Bansy made the final calculations and felt that this matter could be done.

He has coffee and energy potions, who remembers the day and night when he is busy.

And once people get busy, they don't feel the passage of time at all, and a week and two weeks pass by in the blink of an eye.

During this period, the black cat came again twice, each time he could eat two bags of snacks, and his relationship with Bancy had developed to the point where he was willing to sit beside him for 2 minutes before leaving. Every now and then, half of the bowl of snacks placed outside will suddenly be missing, which proves that the train is coming.

With the cat hanging for his life, Bansy felt that he could still hold on.

As for the timing...

During the interview, he frightened away the three ghost bosses one by one. Although they died tragically and were very angry, but this time they just wanted to make some extra money, and were so scared by Shi Lu that they only dared to contact Banxi through mobile phones.

Shilu: Tengu is born with the ability to ward off disasters and evil... Well, blame me [打手]

Anyway, after that, Shilu was excluded by Banxi from the interview job of the Halloween Patrol Brigade, and he was responsible for calling the people who had visited before to confirm the recent developments every day.

Chatting is a good way, since Bancy chatted about losing two vampire canines last time, when the other party saw him, he covered his mouth and backed away, swearing that he would die peacefully in a coffin on Halloween.

Shilu can also talk like this.

Although his memory is not particularly complete, and he is not very good at many spells and combat skills, but no matter what, he is still a big demon with an official age of four digits, and his fists are enough.

It's a pity that because the stab head has talked with Banxi, so far he hasn't met anyone who doesn't cooperate.

Especially Mr. Uther, who cooperates too much. At some point, Uther will actively call him before he calls, and forcefully chat with him if he has nothing to say.

Shilul would actually be willing to listen to the topic of Bancy-related topics, but every time the topic was forcibly advanced to music, it gave Shilul a headache.

He really is!To the music!Not interested!

Shi Li is irritable, so he can only complain to Zhong Shuangming, who is also irritable when preparing for Halloween.

Zhong Shuangming couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and felt that Shi Lu was really a happy fruit in his overtime hell, and he took a long breath before saying, "But he has a good eye, you did know how to sing twice before."

The name of the monster is not randomly chosen. The word Shilu refers to the rhythm that fits the solar terms, so just looking at the name, you can know that Shilu has a bit of music.In fact, in the past, Shilu could not only sing but also dance, and his figure was much more beautiful than now.

"Speaking of which, do you have a belly?" Zhong Shuangming teased.

Shi Li touched his waist, which was slightly soft after being fed by Banxi, calmly hung up the phone, and started to summarize today's records as if nothing had happened.

——Uther responded that a nest of elves moved in in the garden, and played him the Little Mermaid aria from morning to night. Those who didn't know thought he was living in the underwater world.

——Everything is normal in the old witch's bar, without any abnormalities.

——Everything is normal on Angelina’s side, except that the number of birds overwintering in the wetland is inexplicably missing, which makes Annie, who is looking for friends to play, extremely disappointed.

—He has no belly.

……

After earnestly completing today's recording work, Shi Lu stretched his waist, and the incense offered by Banxi before he got off work slipped in through the crack of the door for a little smell, which made the monster not hungry but also full of saliva.

The incense was bought from the reliable channel that Zhong Shuangming mentioned before. According to him, it is a time-honored brand that has been in the business for generations. The price is a bit more expensive but the quality is excellent. The capable monks bought the goods there.

When Shi Lu bought it as a reward for the patrol brigade, he also ordered a year's worth of incense for Shi Lu.

Because Shilu sternly rejected Banxi's idea of ​​hiring two Taoist priests to burn incense every day, the incense he bought could only be lighted twice in the morning and evening diligently by Banxi himself. For this reason, he also studied Huaguo The correct way of enshrining is that every day, the big incense burner is full of incense and the ghosts who enter the door are drooling.

Shilu unconsciously swallowed the smoke and enjoyed a few mouthfuls of incense. After being fed, he hiccupped and lazily collapsed directly on the wool carpet, revealing his pointed cat ears and big cat tail, while stroking Shunmao feels sadly that he has fallen in Jiaojiao's life.

This really doesn't work.

Shilu thought about Banxi's haggard appearance of yawning and hanging on coffee before leaving get off work, stroked his fluffy and beautiful tail, and thought about going to Banxi's for business today, so as to soothe his guilty conscience of eating and drinking for nothing.

Because of Halloween, Bancy is very busy every day, and he spent several days tossing around until dawn before snuggling up in the lounge. Today was the first time he went home before dark this week.

As a Jiaojiao who eats, drinks, and burns incense, this is the time for him to use his body to relieve Banxi's stress.

But thinking that Zhong Shuangming was there to force him to not have a good figure, Shilu turned back and forth and finally returned to his original shape, looking at himself in the mirror.

The tail is fluffy and the muscles are firm. The little belly dangling under the stomach is the original pouch to protect the internal organs. The white hair on the head is clean and shiny. No matter how you look at it, it is a handsome and handsome tengu. It is good-looking and easy to masturbate.

He really wasn't fat.

Shilu cocked his tail and shook it, jumped out of the window confidently, climbed over the wall of roses and ran out.

At this time, in Banxi's house, Banxi hadn't dreamed that Jiaojiao, whom he raised, was already on the way to deliver the goods.He was really pissed off by the Halloween thing, and fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow when he came back, and Odile sat on his chest and pecked him without waking him up.

quack--

Odile looked at her eldest grandson (bushi) who was quite obediently asleep, and looked outside at the train licking its paws as it prepared to retreat, and sighed that the Rothbart family really had nothing to do with cats.

It's so rare for a train to show up on its own initiative, and it's just like a pig and it just missed it.

Bancy frowned uncomfortably at being harassed by Odile, muttered and stretched out his hand to huff his guardian spirit twice, "Don't make trouble... I really have no strength..."

He said trying to suffocate himself into the quilt, and the existence of the guardian spirit around him made him fall into a deep sleep more at ease.

……

Forget it.

It's not that she doesn't work hard, it's that her teammates really don't cooperate.

Odile shook her head and sighed, gave up on waking Bancy, jumped off the bed, waddled her tail, and approached the train waddlingly.

Who is not a Rothbart, she also wants to suck cats, okay?

So when the train was full and ready to leave, it encountered the familiar black swan. The memory of being covered in a wing made it fluffy, and it jumped backward three times to confront Odile.

This goose has the same bad breath as bancy, like lemon citrus spices mixed with mint paste, but any cat can't stand this, and it didn't sneeze and vomit on the spot because it has good tolerance.

Odile spread her wings and quacked amiably, swearing that she would caress the lovely big cat like a lady.

The train immediately exploded and made a threatening "ho ho" sound, the fire on its body jumped up like oil, and it bared its teeth at Odile—if you hug me with that smell, I will let you go to death on the spot .

Odile's little black bean eyes are firm, as firm as the heart of every Rothbart who wants to suck cats.

She is willing to die again for the cat's claws, fur, belly and pointed ears!

Odile approached step by step, and the train retreated step by step—it knew that the black swan was the guardian spirit of Bancie, and if it was killed, it would lose the delicious snacks and afternoon tea. Odile relied on this to make it stalk the mouse .

When there was no way to retreat and was overwhelmed by Ogilia Goose, the train felt that he had entered the gate of hell from the border of life and death.

But Odile couldn't understand a goose, and the complacent look of the big goose made the train three laps older than her weak, pitiful and helpless.

Just at this time, another beautiful black cat jumped into the wall.

The black cat smelled the train before jumping in, and was ready to have a wild food to share the worries of the benefactor, but when he jumped in to see the situation, he couldn't help but "meow" angrily, expressing that Surprised myself a black cat.

It can be said that he has entered the role very much.

The former real cat was so dazed by Odile, and he sweared at the black cat again indiscriminately.

Meow what meow!

Are you meowing? Just meow meow!

Go out and see which cat understands!

Pooh!

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