What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

The most important work in October is Halloween at the end of the month.

Bancy's investigation of the scales is forced to slow down and focus more on Halloween in the tail end of October.

As an international big city, the Halloween of Shenshi is very grand every year-the major merchants in the city center invite clowns, jugglers and magicians to attract customers; The park has launched Halloween tickets, and there will also be a Halloween-themed float parade, not to mention bar discounts for an all-night carnival, and countless drunks will lie down overnight.

For young people, Halloween is an excellent excuse for a costume party to play wildly, and Bancy looks at the lively atmosphere warming up for Halloween in the streets and alleys...

Bancy sighed sadly at the Halloween poster in the convenience store.

How much he hopes that that day everyone will consciously isolate themselves at home at night, do not go out or gather together, and stop messing with these fancy things with high alcohol content.

For wizards, Halloween has nothing to do with joy.

Especially for official wizards like Bancy, Halloween only means drunken werewolves, vampires rushing into churches, humans strayed into ghost feasts, and other unimaginable accidents and stories that make them feel happy all day long. Running around at night to be a firefighter, erasing memories, repairing war damage, criticizing education, and taking the time to fabricate scientific explanations for various ghost photos the next day.

Traditionally, Halloween is a day when the gates of hell are open. It is the same as the "ghost festival" in Huaguo. Hundreds of ghosts and monsters mix with the crowd, and they disguise themselves to hide their identities, so as not to be caught by monsters and eaten as supper. .

Although the customs here in Huaguo are different, and the gates of hell will not be opened on Halloween, the monsters living here still follow the customs of their hometown to reveal their true bodies and release their nature, and the ghosts and ghosts in Huaguo are also happy to have a foreign festival to find Fun, carelessly mixed into the young people at the Halloween carnival.

Even in Huaguo, there is no custom of children going out in groups to beg for sweets. If you go out in your original form, you don’t have to worry about being snatched away by your beard and tail.

One Halloween, Bancy thought he would lose three years of his life.

So he was negotiating with the management center a month in advance, hoping to cooperate with the relevant departments of the management center to carry out city patrols to ensure that ordinary people can spend a safe Halloween.

After all, it is not only foreign monsters who get drunk and make trouble on Halloween. The local little ghosts and ghosts in Huaguo account for a large part of the accident report. They are even more enthusiastic about this than the traditional foreign monsters during the festival. Due to the large number, they can basically live and idle It's okay, showing the original shape is not considered to be processed, and it can cause large or small discussions on the Internet every year.

Bancy thought that the report submitted was reasonable and well-founded, but for some unknown reason, the management center gave him vague answers.

At this time, Lv heard something from Zhong Shuangming. It seemed that the documents submitted by Banxi were written too well, which instead aroused the strong interest of some high-level internal officials of the village network. By taking advantage of Halloween's internal fellowship, their insiders were thrown off their feet.

When Zhong Shuangming talked about this matter, Banxi could hear him gnashing his teeth, so he knew that the management center was not to be expected.

Ugh.

Bancy made a list against the roster of alien monsters in his jurisdiction, and decided to interview the key targets in his jurisdiction before Halloween.

Can catch one is one.

"What's wrong?" Shilu saw that Bansy had been frowning at the computer for 5 minutes, and during these 5 minutes, Bansy's WeChat made the table tremble, and he had to put down "Introduction to Practical Computer Technology 2" in his hand. A word of concern.

"Aren't we going to visit our home? Zhong Shuangming asked their Propaganda Department to help them make Halloween civilized posters."

Bancy turned the computer screen to Shilu, and there was an ink style poster on the screen, which was simple, elegant and full of meaning.

Shi Lu: "It's pretty nice."

"I didn't say it's not good-looking, it's just that it's not suitable." Banxi opened the album and showed Shi Lu the effect of the poster he wanted, "Those guys who look like this can only see it, it's too advanced and they won't pay attention to the content .”

Shi Lu looked at the dark blue and bright yellow in Banxi's hand, and wrote "jumping off the building for a big sale, no money to hire an artist" "poster" in large Song typeface, and can understand why the propaganda department on WeChat bombed Banxi in a crash for 5 minutes. With panting.

Who are the people in the Propaganda Department of the management center—either well-known literati during their lifetime, or masters of calligraphy and painting with pen, ink, paper and inkstone, all of them have a high-end aesthetic taste and take the public into account, with a natural scholarly background, poetry and wine.

It's enough to be wronged to be Party B for Zhong Shuangming's face (fist), but now to ask them to make this kind of poster, if it's face to face, it might give Banxi a bump in the wall and blood splatter the office.

On WeChat, it seems that they would rather die than surrender to maintain their aesthetic posture. Banxi is busy counting the list and has no time to remake the poster. Shilu thought about the "Introduction to Practical Computer Technology 1" he had finished watching yesterday, and recommended himself: "Let me try it? "

PS The difficulty of making serious posters is too high, he hasn't learned yet, but what Banci wants can be done with Word, and Shi Lv thinks he can do it.

He looked at Banxi with scorching eyes, making Banxi feel the chills of being stared at by predators stand on end again, "...OK, OK."

Shi Lv has been studying well these few days, since he wants to do it, it's no problem to let him test his learning results.

Just can't roll over...

Banxi glanced at the guardian spirit where he had learned to use Meitu Xiuxiu to edit pictures, and he was very relieved.

Odile, that works great.

……

Time law is also easy to use.

An hour later, looking at the poster made by Shi Lu, Banxi felt deeply in his heart.

There is no extra background and no good-looking artistic words. The A4 paper with white background has super-large red characters. It is not very beautiful but enough to brainwash. As long as you pass by, you can’t help but take a second look. After reading the slogan twice, you can engrave it into your mind.

"There are tens of thousands of rules for gatherings, and the first rule is prohibition of alcohol. Halloween is not standardized, and relatives cry two lines."

"No drinking, no scaring, no night travel, and a civilized Halloween."

Shi Lu was a little nervous and a little embarrassed when he handed in the manuscript, his face couldn't help being tense like Banxi owed him 800 million, and he opened his mouth twice before he could make a hard voice, "I saw myself making up a few words for the slogan, Do you think it's okay?"

Bancy thought it would work.

Facing Shi Li's black face, he exerted all his acting skills to make himself a little more excited, his amber eyes sparkled with soft water, and he praised vigorously: "Perfect! Better than I wanted!"

He blinked at Shi Li, and the long and slightly drooping eyelashes cast a shadow in his eyes, and the watery light revealed a meaning that he was about to say but still intriguing.

I don't want that either.

Bancy said in his heart.

But timing is too difficult to deal with.

Bansy then argued in his mind.

He seldom uses this magical trick of using facial expressions to increase favorability.Bancy has enough affinity for most existences except cats, and he doesn't have the interest to make friends with those who are not close to him except cats, as long as it doesn't affect work.

Timing is a special case.Bancy thought for a while and decided to attribute the reason for his perseverance to challenge the iceberg to his competitive spirit. He intuitively felt that the law of time was not an invincible fortress, so he couldn't help his urge to win.

In other words, he was mentally ill and had to compete with others.

The newly replaced eyes of Banci are made of rubies. Rubies are also known as the "stone of love". With the boost effect, even a life-and-death enemy can make the other party feel a little cute.

Shilu avoided Bancy's eyes in a bit of embarrassment. If it was the original form, his tail might have been raised. He had to control his expression desperately so that the corners of his mouth would not rise up foolishly.

"Well, thank you."

With a cold face, he picked up his "Introduction to Practical Computer Technology 2" and looked at the illustrations as if he could see the flowers.

Thank goodness he didn't turn the book upside down.

……

At three o'clock in the afternoon, "Xi Sheng" magazine office.

When Banxi and Shilu set off from the small bungalow to visit the home, Xu Yinyin, a reporter from the magazine, had just finished an interview, and her hands were sweating while holding the recording pen.

The main content of their magazine is domestic dramas, operas, musicals, etc., and each issue of the exclusive interview invites industry leaders or newcomers. Although the sales volume is like that, the professionalism is quite recognized by the industry. It’s okay to boast It can be said to be the "Vogue" of the high-end music world.

And this time the one who was invited was Uther, the big boss among the big bosses, the investor's father who no one dared to offend.

Uther runs Muse, a well-known music brokerage company in China, and is also the owner of many Muse theaters in China, a well-known musical theater planner and investor, and the projects he has handled are all top-notch in the industry.

He is also famous for his quality of seeing people. Being praised by him, it is almost certain that the future can be expected. If he is invited to sign with Muse, it is equivalent to standing on the broad road leading to the largest stage in China.

But the most famous one should be Uther's face that is easy to see out of the circle.

After all, not every investor's father will be sent to the hot search because of his good looks when he participates in a business promotion meeting. There is also a special Weibo topic #乌葛今日出身了吗#.

Uther: No appointment, thank you.

Seeing that it was about the same time, the young man sitting opposite Xu Yinyin got up, "I still have an appointment, so I'll take my leave first."

His voice is deep and magnetic - to use an old-fashioned description, it is called the chords of a cello. His broken hair is slightly curly and his black eyes are deep. Like a work of art in a museum.

Xu Yinyin was stunned by this face, and hurriedly stood up to send him into the elevator. Before leaving, she felt that it would be too flimsy not to say anything, so she said, "I wish "Deep Sea" a success."

"Accept your good words." Uther smiled at her, and there seemed to be a thin layer of water vapor at the end of his eyes.

"Deep Sea" is a new musical that Muse will release soon. This interview with Uther is also to promote "Deep Sea", so Xu Yinyin did a lot of homework before the interview.

Only when Uther talked about music with her would he become more popular, not so like a wood carving and stone sculpture with no joy or sorrow.

The car waiting outside took Uther home. The aria from "The Phantom of the Opera" was played on a loop all the way. Uther was beating the beat and humming along in the back seat. The driver was expressionless and didn't think about himself. What did an English scum who never passed CET-[-] go through to memorize the lyrics backwards.

I don't even think about why my boss, a professional musician, can go out of tune and can't find the tune at all.

When Uther arrived home, the guests had already arrived early, and were entertained by the maids to the reception room for tea—according to the custom in the afternoon, they should have a pot of black tea with a few snacks, and enjoy the early autumn afternoon leisurely.

"Sorry for being late, there is a traffic jam on the road." Uther strode into the reception room and greeted politely.

"It's okay." Bancy put down the teacup, "We came too early."

Next to him, Shi Lu followed up with a "hmm", and then realized that it was not polite, and said: "The tea is delicious."

As soon as Shi Li's voice came out, Uther, who was still staring at Banxi with hesitation, stared at him all at once, with a dizzy smile on his face, "Your voice is really nice, are you interested in singing?"

……

In the silence that Shi Lu couldn't answer, Banxi rubbed his forehead as if he had foreseen it, and stood in front of Shi Lu.

He knew it.

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