What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

Along the way, Ning Wenru saw from the front mirror of the car that Pang Zaiyuan, who was beside him, slightly curled his lips, talking and laughing with the three girls in the back seat. It seemed that Pang Zaiyuan was in a very happy mood.

The lively and lovely girl also boldly asked: "You are so handsome, you have a nice voice, and you have money! Do you need a girlfriend?"

Ning Wenru pricked up his ears, and heard Pang Zaiyuan chuckle softly: "No shortage, it's almost here."

Ning Wenru scratched his hair. He thought he was a good friend, but Pang Zaiyuan didn't even tell him that he had just been in the laboratory for a while.

Originally, Ning Wenru was already satisfied when he saw the chat records, but seeing Pang Zaiyuan happily chatting with the girls with more attention to sex than friendship, it seems that his little hobby of writing articles has not been taken into consideration by Pang Zaiyuan!

Moreover, Pang Zaiyuan had always behaved quite normal before, he didn't feel disgusted or avoided, and he would take care of himself when he was sick, so he didn't need to use it at all, don't scare himself.

However, since they have all been discovered, Ning Wenru will definitely not be able to sleep tonight if he does not ask for clarification.

After finally arriving at the destination of Didi Taxi, the car was finally emptied, leaving only Pang Zaiyuan and Ning Wenru.Ning Wen took a deep breath to contemplate, and then asked in a soft voice: "I saw that you used my button to post the chat records in the reader group last night, and found out that I wrote your name Why are you not angry about the kind of novel you entered?"

"Heh," Pang Zaiyuan parked the car on the side of the road, flashed his double flash, and asked back: "Think about it differently, if you found out that your roommate fucked you for 40 words, how would you feel?"

Ning Wenru: "..." There is no need to ask, he will definitely be beaten up!

On the quiet road, the street lights couldn't shine into the car, Pang Zaiyuan's face was hidden in the shadow, and his expression couldn't be seen. Ning Wenru imagined the other party's cold and serious appearance, and suddenly felt very scary.Ning Wenru flinched, quickly took out his mobile phone and connected to Jinjiang, and explained: "You misunderstood me, you thought I wrote you into the text and wrote 40 words, but I really didn't! This is a coincidence, I I can go to the first page to prove it to you, the time of publishing the article is much earlier than when I knew you!"

"Oh, really." Pang Zaiyuan responded unhurriedly.

Ning Wenru opened the page of the article, showed Pang Zaiyuan the publication time, and explained: "Yes, look! This article was published by me this summer vacation, and I wrote 40 words before I met you. Here is the time exclusive release Did you see the time for this chapter revision? When I found out that you had the same name as the character in my novel, I had already stayed up all night to replace all the names! Where did you see the version before the name change?"

Pang Zaiyuan glanced at it casually, returned the phone, and said calmly, "I searched, the whole book of "Day, Day, Day, Day, Roommate" plus the extra version of the bonus is 20 yuan, and you can buy a package of all the author's novels for [-] yuan." .”

"..." Ning Wenru was silent for a while, and said with difficulty with hope: "Then...you bought two yuan and a half?"

"No," Pang Zaiyuan ruthlessly broke Ning Wenru's expectations: "I bought a package. There are almost 20 copies, and it is more cost-effective to package. I have read them all, and your writing is quite novel."

! ! ! ! !

Read it all?

How much is included in the package?

Ning Wenru was able to comfort himself not to scare himself to death just now, but now he can't comfort himself at all!

It was found that the roommate had the same name as Qiang Shou in the pen, so it was easy to explain that the name had been changed, but!How does he explain that he also wrote various other BL?

In addition to the recently written daily roommates, laboratory mad grass teachers, and fancy confessions of imperial generals, Ning Wenru has published more than a dozen danmei novels that are long or short, flying or driving, and hidden All of Ning Wenru's unknown and shady fantasies about the shame of senior rotten men.

Ning Wenru's hands clenched his knees involuntarily, his voice was trembling: "Did you really read all of them?"

"Well, I saw it all." Pang Zaiyuan turned his head and stared at Ning Wenru intently, the corner of his smiling mouth was just illuminated by the streetlight.

The more Ning Wenru thought about it, the more terrifying he felt, and asked in a trembling voice, "Have you seen the little lazy turtle of the Demon Emperor?"

"Looked."

Ning Wenru tried to ask another book: "Have you read the game of master and servant?"

"Looked."

Ning Wenru still had a glimmer of hope, and asked: "All the fallen orcs want to give birth to me, too?"

"Looked."

"What about the short article?" Although basically the long article has been read and there is no difference, Ning Wenru has not given up: "Is there a general who is a prostitute in a brothel?"

"Have."

Ning Wenru forced himself to calmly struggle to death: "Then—what about the memoirs of a calcium tablet star?"

"Yes, all your columns and articles are packaged."

It really is full!All!quilt!hair!now!up!

Forget about two yuan and one book, why is there still 20 yuan for a package?Pirates hurt me!

Ning Wenru had completely given up hope, and just continued to ask out of inertia: "What about the newest laboratory teacher Kuangcao?"

Pang Zaiyuan pointed out rigorously: "I also read it, but you are wrong, the latest one is the one about fancy confessions."

Ning Wenru: "!!!"

The Fancy Confessions book just started today, that is to say, Pang Zaiyuan not only packed novels, but also pursued his new novels!

Pang Zaiyuan made the last cut: "I also joined your welfare group."

Ning Wenru: "!!!!!!"

Forget about packing ordinary Shimizu's novels, there are all kinds of shameful benefits in the welfare group!

It turned out that all the indescribable danmei written under his fresh and pure appearance were discovered by the male god...

This feeling of being discovered is like peeling off the head and digging out all the indescribable little thoughts to expose to the people who care about it. It is also like when you are at home watching intense calcium tablets and masturbating excitedly. But Dad suddenly pushed the door open and came in, his eyes met and it was as if time stood still...

Everything has been seen through, and all pornographic and shameful fantasies in front of roommates have nowhere to hide.He still has no face to speak of, he just wants to explode in place and disappear...

"After reading this, don't you disgust me?" Now Ning Wenru wished that he could be as small as dust, so that Pang Zaiyuan could not see him at all.

Le Weijian, who wants to show Pang Zaiyuan a love education film, is not a good guy, not to mention that Ning Wenru wrote about the benefits of Tanmei in a down-to-earth manner.A normal straight man would definitely feel disgusted when he saw it.Even if Pang Zaiyuan took care of his sick and weak self, it was because of the kindness of others.When he recovered from his illness, Pang Zaiyuan would definitely hate him to death.

Ning Wenru looked down at his knees, not daring to look at Pang Zaiyuan's expression at all, and unconsciously wanted to scratch his bald head with his hands, as if he was worried about death before execution.Just as he was about to bear Pang Zaiyuan's disgusting words, his hair was rubbed several times.

The big hands were warm and gentle, and even smoothed the messy hair that Ning Wenru had just scratched his bald head again and again.Ning Wenru put down his hands, raised his head in surprise, and heard Pang Zaiyuan say lightly: "No, I think too much, you are fine, and it is human nature to write those things."

The deep voice sounded like a cello, soothing, steady and reliable. Although Ning Wenru was still ashamed, he was indeed soothed by being touched on the head, and he asked in disbelief: "Really? You don't?" Think I'm dirty, dirty? Wouldn't you really want to isolate such a roommate?"

Pang Zaiyuan shook his head under Ning Wenru's expectant gaze, and whispered: "What is isolation? This is human nature. Since ancient times, food and sex have been sexual, and there is no reproduction without intercourse. It's just some small hobbies, which is normal. "

Very normal!

He is actually very normal!

The tense and shameful mood suddenly disappeared, and was understood, as if the spirit was gently embraced and soothed.Ning Wenru was overjoyed, and immediately stepped forward to give Pang Zaiyuan a big hug before returning to his seat, thanking him and saying, "Thank you for understanding me and respecting my little hobbies. Hearing you say that, I am so grateful." Suddenly I felt relieved."

"But how can you write such a novel, and there are so many," Pang Zaiyuan accepted Ning Wenru's sudden hug, smiling: "So, you are gay?"

Ning Wenru suddenly got stuck.

After Pang Zaiyuan made a guess, he began to deduce more things: "I have read all your novels, and found that every time you write about the protagonist, the object is the same, tall and strong, and the protagonist in your works always likes this kind of character. In terms of body shape, I am not interested in thin or fat body. So you have a persistent hobby for men like me. Before you met me, you actually thought that your roommate would be Le Weijian, a sports student."

Ning Wenru went crazy: "...No!!"

God, what a misunderstanding.

But it's okay to be misunderstood, anyway, the other party is almost chasing his girlfriend.