What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

Thinking that Pang Zaiyuan was about to have a girlfriend, Ning Wenru didn't get too crazy.

Anyway, Pang Zaiyuan is someone who wants to have a date, and it doesn't matter if he is gay or not?The reason for asking this question is probably because I am worried that I will act like the protagonist in the novel.

So Ning Wenru shrugged his shoulders, relaxed his body and leaned on the back of the chair, weakly and casually defended: "Although I wrote a romantic novel about a man and a man falling in love, what I wrote was just a story, a fiction. story. I don’t have any thoughts about Le Wei Jianzhen, and I don’t have any thoughts about you, so you can rest assured.”

Pang Zaiyuan turned his head in surprise, then turned back to the front, stared at the front mirror of the car, and said in a low tone, "I have no idea at all."

"Yes," Ning Wenru smiled helplessly, and said, "I was worried that you would know that I wrote Tanmei novels, so I was disgusting and avoided me, so I paid attention to keeping a distance from my roommates and classmates, and I didn't want to give you trouble. You are causing trouble. And, think about it, even if it is gay, not every man in the world will like it, right, just like straight men will not fall in love with every girl they meet. "

Pang Zaiyuan couldn't sit still, he took off his seat belt and slammed on Ning Wenru, staring at him, his eyes narrowed, the dark eyes seemed to reflect a sharp cold light in the dark night.The suddenly approaching body and enlarged face gave Ning Wenru a sense of oppression like dark clouds.

I only heard Pang Zaiyuan ask coldly: "Is there any?"

Ning Wenru assured loudly as if seeing a stern and terrifying instructor: "Absolutely not! I promise!"

Pang Zaiyuan asked again: "Really?"

Seeing Pang Zaiyuan's serious expression, at such a close distance, Ning Wenru could even count the number of his eyelashes and clearly see the blue stubble.

The hot air exhaled by Pang Zaiyuan sprayed on his face, and Ning Wenru seemed to feel the warmth of the pores on his face being steamed by the hot air.With such a close distance, Ning Wenru thought that Pang Zaiyuan was about to kiss him, and his heart was beating so fast that he almost jumped out to cover his face.

Ning Wenru couldn't help shrinking back, but behind him was the backrest, there was no place to shrink back, so he shouted: "It's like a fake! I really regard you as a friend, and I don't mean to offend you."

It must be true, and it must be true even if it is false. Pang Zaiyuan is a good person, but if he knows that his roommate has written that kind of indescribable sensuality, and is coveted by his roommate and regarded as an adulterer every day, it will be another matter.

Although Pang Zaiyuan is very tolerant towards Danmei, he only tolerates it under the condition of keeping a safe distance.Many readers have told Ning Wenru the tragic story of them and their straight male roommate and straight male classmate BE. Ning Wenru does not want to be thrown out of the car by Pang Zaiyuan and kicked to death.

Ning Wenru sincerely looked at Pang Zaiyuan, who had been hit by the car.Pang Zaiyuan was silent, turned around and sat back as if he had nothing to say, hiding his stern profile in the shadow of the carriage.With the glimmer of light from the street lamp, Ning Wenru could only see his straight nose bridge, his tightly pursed lips and his clenched teeth, but he couldn't see his eyes clearly.

Fortunately, Pang Zaiyuan sat back, and Ning Wenru heaved a sigh of relief.

But in this dark night, the light of the street lamps is weak, the pedestrians on the road are sparse, and the sudden silence in the carriage is embarrassing and terrifying.

Ning Wenru thought hard for a while, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration!

Could it be that the reason why Pang Zaiyuan is so unhappy now is because Pang Zaiyuan is a narcissistic person who thinks that everyone loves him, so he is not happy that he, a gay, doesn't like rich, handsome, terribly handsome, and physically fit people. He is too good to be a mess?

I can't tell that he is such a person, he is almost the same as Le Weijian, and he is about to have a girlfriend, it is a heinous crime for a straight man to flirt!

But Pang Zaiyuan was a nice person just now, and he comforted him knowing that he wrote such indescribable danmei novels, so Ning Wenru broke the strange silence righteously, and said tentatively: "Actually, you have a good face and a good figure, and you are also very nice." Well, I like you too."

"Oh?" Pang Zaiyuan finally responded.

Ning Wenru sent a good person card in a timely manner: "You are a very good roommate."

Pang Zaiyuan asked coldly: "Didn't you want to have sex with your roommate every day?"

Ning Wenru was completely Spartan, and said madly: "How dare you! Absolutely not! This is just the title of the novel and has nothing to do with my reality! You must believe me!"

Pang Zaiyuan let out an "oh", and then fell into silence again.

Ning Wenru sat uneasy on the passenger seat, if Pang Zaiyuan was not kind, he would rush back to the dormitory.What is it silent about? Didi Taxi parked on the side of the road for so long after it was delivered to its destination, and it turned out that it didn’t drive until now.

After waiting for a while, Ning Wenru asked, "Hey, are we going back to the dormitory? It's almost 11 o'clock. Are you tired? I can drive."

"Tired," Pang Zaiyuan clenched his teeth, his masseter muscles protruding, and then said indifferently: "The dormitory is closed, and you will be deducted points if you go back."

"Yes," Ning Wenru asked, "Then where are we going? Make do with the night in the car?"

"Hotel." Pang Zaiyuan's words were brief, but his movements were unambiguous. He pressed the double flashing lights and started driving without saying a word.

Ning Wenru observed Pang Zaiyuan's expression from the front mirror of the car, and found that apart from his usual expressionless eyes, his masseter muscles were tight and protruding, as if to show that he was in a rage.Ning Wenru glanced suspiciously, exhaled, and then turned his head to look out the window.

My heart is so tired, and the guy who was talking happily just now suddenly became cold. It's really hard to guess what the straight man is thinking.

However, the atmosphere in the car only cooled down for a while, and Pang Zaiyuan suddenly said: "I have read all your novels, and found that there is a small problem."

As soon as Pang Zaiyuan was talking about his novel, Ning Wenru immediately turned his attention back and asked, "What's the problem? I also feel like I've hit a bottleneck. The more I write, the more I feel like I'm stagnating or even regressing."

Pang Zaiyuan explained calmly and patiently while driving: "Although the themes of each book are different, the plots are too common. If the characters have quality and the stories are cool enough, it should improve a lot. Generally speaking, you won't Play."

Ning Wenru: "Ah? How do you play?"

Ning Wenru thought that he knew enough moves and tricks, but Pang Zaiyuan, who seemed extremely upright, turned out to be better at playing than him!

"You are immersed in the laboratory all day long, and the rest of the time you write novels, and you don't pay attention to the market. Now the times are changing rapidly, and if you are not new and cool enough, no one will pay attention to it." Pang Zaiyuan analyzed clearly: "I saw you The new article, the imperial general’s fancy confession, and the confession in the book review section are all too commonplace, and the dating methods you used to go shopping, watch movies and eat today are too old-fashioned, and you can tell at a glance that you are an otaku who doesn’t date often.”

"How do you know that my date today is for shopping, watching movies and eating?" Ning Wenru scratched his head embarrassingly.

Pang Zaiyuan remained silent.

Ning Wenru flinched. He was even more curious about Pang Zaiyuan's novel tricks, so he immediately gave up asking, and asked instead, "Then what's your opinion?"

Pang Zaiyuan got on the highway, stepped on the gas pedal handsomely, and said, "I'll show you the new confession moves tonight, and I'll teach you how to play them."

His roommate is really nice!

Seeing the shortcomings in his writing, he will also show him new confession moves!It's completely different from Brother Bing who complained about Lei Wen. Such a good roommate must be cherished.Ning Wenru decided that he must keep a good distance silently and never disturb his roommates!

Moreover, unexpectedly, Pang Zaiyuan would read all his articles and all his dark history!Pang Zaiyuan also joined his welfare group, and he will analyze the problems in his articles. He must have read his articles carefully and liked his articles very much. Maybe, Pang Zaiyuan is his little fan of readers!

Treating Pang Zaiyuan as a fancied younger brother, Ning Wenru suddenly relaxed a lot, with a smile on his mouth, and his mood was soaring, and he felt a sense of accomplishment in the fancier.