What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

As soon as he went online, before Ning Wenru opened the welfare group, he found that his unread messages exploded.

The first thing I received was a notification from the laboratory teacher and the captain, informing him of the detailed location of the national robot competition, and telling him that he would leave for province X to participate in the national competition the day after tomorrow. The robot was dismantled and stuffed to buy for safe packing and shipping.

Ning Wenru replied with an [ok] expression, copied and pasted the important notice sent to the memo, and returned to the recent news page.

Ning Wenru discovered that his welfare group had reached 999, and there were dozens of familiar little angels who would never privately poke him but only water groups poked him privately:

Your husband: Mumu, are you okay?Mumu where are you!How is your body?

Brain-damaged girl: Mumu has been waiting for you all day, why haven't you been online since last night!Mumu don't scare me!

Chicken feet: Mumu, were you smart last night?or is it true?Need to call the police?

……

Ning Wenru was bewildered when he saw these private chats, and replied one by one: Are you okay?I'm fine, what happened to make you all think I need to call the police?

After replying to the little angels, Ning Wenru also found out that a friend who hadn't been on Koukou for thousands of years actually poked him privately on Koukou, and now he is also listed online. This is a rare case.

Ning Wenru opened Jiyou's private stamp full of doubts, but found that it was just a relaxed and ordinary inquiry:

Jiyou: How are you and your male god roommate doing now?

Although Ning Wenru felt a little strange, he replied honestly by typing: his roommate is very nice, he is simply a good roommate in China for the 24th exam~

The friend replied in seconds, and asked: How good is it specifically, let me envy you

Ning Wenru: In the past few days, I had a fever and passed out in the laboratory. Le Weijian, a guy who values ​​sex and despises friends, still goes out early and returns late every day. It was Pang Zaiyuan who carried me to the school hospital to see a doctor. I take care of life can not take care of themselves.

Jiyou replied in seconds, but asked another question: what about brother Bing today?Why did you go?How is the person I introduced?

Ning Wenru looked at the road, and found that Pang Zaiyuan hadn't arrived yet, and there was no one around him, so he quickly coded with the octopus's hand and replied: You have good eyesight, Brother Bing is very kind, but I don't feel it , like a friend.We watched the movie today and had a great time.Tonight, I will take him to eat the delicious pickled fish. The pickled fish is even more delicious than the last time I took you to eat!Even now my tongue is a little numb, and barley tea is delicious. I will eat it after the game. I regret that I didn’t pack it just now, otherwise I can have supper tonight.

Jiyou: So your focus turned out to be pickled fish! !Capitalized clothes.You're obviously on a date, so are you guys in the hotel room now?

Ning Wenru typed back: No, Mian Ji is not dating.I happened to meet Pang Zaiyuan while eating pickled fish, and he drove me back to the dormitory on the way.

Jiyou sent a few questions: Did you leave with your roommate? !Why!Isn't it good to be with Brother Bing?

Ning Wenru was silent for a while, and replied: Because he complained about the Lei Wen I wrote, and he laughed happily... I guess.

Friends: Okay, so, do you still hope that the roommate who is still not angry after reading your 40-word "Roommate Every Day, Day, Day, Day" fucks you so much that you can't take care of yourself? Hahahahaha[/doge]

Ning Wenru felt a sudden in his heart:? ? ?

Jiyou posted a sudden abnormal .JPG emoji, and then posted a chat picture that made Ning Wenru shudder!

The loading picture is like this:

[Black Robe Gong in the Cellar] Greasy and greasy: I have locked the text, does the male god Mumu have an update today?

[No. 20 General Attack in the World] [-]cm Damumu: No, he's asleep.

[No. [-] beauty in the world] The romantic and suave star son: Is he sleeping? ? ?then who are you?

[No. 20 General Attack in the World] 40cm Damumu: I am the roommate whose [-] words were cheated by him

……

When Ning Wenru saw it, a turbulent wave rose in his heart. With a shake of his hand, the phone was thrown sideways and fell to the ground with a bang.

At this time, a Lamborghini happened to be parked by the side of the road. Ning Wenru thought it was Pang Zaiyuan's car, and his heart was about to explode. Fortunately, three girls nearby got into the car.Ning Wenru let out a long breath, reassuring himself not to think too much.After picking up the phone, Ning Wenru sent another message to his friend: I was scared to death, can you tell me that your picture is from P?

The friend replied in seconds: I forgive you for being scared to death, but why should I lie to you, who has time to lie to you, don’t you believe me in the friendship that started in elementary school?If you don’t believe me, you can check the chat history of the welfare group~~~~

Seeing Jiyou's incomparably rippling wavy lines, Ning Wenru almost wanted to cross the radio wave signal to reach him and kill him.Ning Wenru took a deep breath, opened the welfare group, and checked the chat records with a solemn prayer and a feeling of death.

Seeing the group chat record, it was exactly the same as the uploaded picture!

After Pang Zaiyuan dropped this sentence, countless little angels asked curiously, or questioned Ning Wenru's sudden insanity, but Pang Zaiyuan didn't give a positive answer, and disappeared in place.

Although Pang Zaiyuan only said such a sentence, Ning Wenru's whole body was already shrouded in panic, and he was so ashamed that he wished to explode and annihilate him immediately.In the dark night, Ning Wenru only saw the faint light of street lamps on the road, and felt that his future was so dark.

How did Pang Zaiyuan know?Obviously he is so witty every time he codes, obviously he changed the name of Qiang Shou to Long Zaitian! !Why did Pang Zaiyuan say that he was fucked for 40 words?Obviously, he was reading the pirated version!

No wonder Pang Zaiyuan looked at him in amazement with an indescribable expression whenever he was typing.Fortunately, he still felt that he was very witty, so he had been seen through long ago.

In Pang Zaiyuan's heart, he is no longer the pure and fresh him...

Ah, I really want to give up my pseudonym immediately!

and!Pang Zaiyuan also knew about his welfare group! !If you don't know, how can you use the author's account to say such things in the welfare group? !Maybe Pang Zaiyuan's real body will be hidden in the welfare group!Ah, I really want to disband the welfare group immediately!

The more Ning Wenru thought about it, the more frightening he felt, and he was about to scratch his hair to the point of baldness. He didn't know how long Pang Zaiyuan had been lurking among his readers, let alone how Pang Zaiyuan wanted to nudge him.

Ning Wenru, who was in a hurry to go to the doctor, sent a message to his friends: You already knew why you didn't call me and tell me now tell me what to do!

Jiyou: You know that I seldom open QUQUAN. I only found out when I occasionally opened your welfare group this afternoon.I really want to help you but sorry to wait for me to laugh for a while hahahahahahahaha

Ning Wenru: ...

Before Ning Wenru could figure out what to do, the Lamborghini that picked up the three beauties had already driven up to Ning Wenru, and the windows were lowered, revealing Pang Zaiyuan's face.

"Get in the car." Pang Zaiyuan commanded cleanly.

The windows of the back seat were also lowered, and the three beauties sitting in the back seat looked at Ning Wenru with great interest.

Pang Zaiyuan seemed to know what Ning Wenru wanted to ask, and explained: "Get in the car, my friend drove away, they are Didi taxis, I don't know them."

Pang Zaiyuan looked normal.

Ning Weiru took a deep breath and saw that the back seat was full, so he quickly jumped to the passenger seat and quickly closed the door.Fortunately, there are beauties from Didi Taxi to delay the time, so that Ning Wenru can continue to think about how to talk to Pang Zaiyuan.

……

While Ning Wenru was deep in thought, the beauties sitting in the back seat of Didi Taxi chatted with Pang Zaiyuan.

The lively and cheerful beauty asked: "Is your car really a Lamborghini? It's the first time Didi taxis have taken such a luxury car, and it feels too unreal! Will driving a luxury car and being a Didi driver lose money?"

Pang Zaiyuan replied: "It's a loss. If we specialize in it, the gas fee will not be enough. It seems to be on the way, so I took it."

The beauty smiled and said, "No wonder you only received more than 30 orders. Originally, I wanted to cancel the order when I saw too few orders, but the school dormitory closes at 11 o'clock, and we will deduct points if we return late."

Ning Wenru asked: "So you are also students of X University?"

The beauty replied: "No, we are from A."

A big and X big, it takes four to 10 minutes by car!

Ning Wenru couldn't help but change his mind about Pang Zaiyuan. He drove a luxury car to become a Didi driver in order to look handsome. He also said that he would take the girls from University A back to the dormitory before the dormitory closes at 11 o'clock, but he forgot that they also had to be at 11 o'clock. before going back to school.

Maybe Pang Zaiyuan will teach him to climb over the wall to enter the school and then climb the wall back to the dormitory.

The most urgent thing is to think about how to speak first.

You have to have the cheek to say to Pang Zaiyuan: "Hey! Have you read my other Tanbi novels? Which one is your favourite? Which part of the story do you like the most?"

I still have to ask: "What kind of experience is it like to find out that your roommate has written more than 40 words into the article?"