I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

Ms. Eve helped him out of the bathtub and put him on the trolley brought over, and said softly, "Johnny will be back soon. Before he comes back, we have to protect ourselves."

With a tacit attitude, Batman allows the other party to make decisions for him who is "weak and helpless" at the moment.

Since Batman's debut, where has he tried to be so weak.

Let him know who cast the spell on him...

Batman's eyes were heavy, and the dark green translucent fins around his ears sensed his master's anger, shaking uncontrollably. "..." Batman suppressed his emotions with a blank face.

Justice League Hall.

The Flash desperately swallowed the high-calorie hamburger, choking to tears: "Didn't Superman find Batman? I feel like I'm about to collapse."

Wonder Woman patted him on the shoulder: "In terms of saving people, you are the best, Barry. And, Superman was still looking for Batman's heartbeat, but it turned out..."

The Flash silently swallowed another bite of the burger.Yes, of course he knew the result, Superman stood there with his eyes closed... for two hours?Nothing to gain.

As for his situation...Three hours ago, a large number of weird vines suddenly erupted in Manhattan, New York, spreading across the entire Upper West Side, making it a paradise for plants. God, rescue people from those vines that can trap people and strangle them, Especially exhausting.

In addition, just like fairy tale scenes, flame giants, ice giants, earth giants, etc., appeared in New York to wreak havoc.

Nasty magic, not even Superman is immune, is kind of bad.To make matters worse, the brain of their alliance did not appear in his bat machine.

In short, the situation was temporarily stabilized in their cooperation with the Avengers, the Upper West Side returned to normal, and Superman began to search for Batman's heartbeat all over the world, but he has not found it so far.

At this time, someone else was also looking for Batman.

"My dear princess..." the woman with the heart of spades under her left eye, and the high-heeled woman tapped her lips with a metal false nail, "where are you hiding? The dwarves think that by turning you into a man, they can escape my attack." Are you being tracked by the magic mirror? Unfortunately, you were still found by the magic mirror. Being turned into a stranded fish by my magic, and opening your mouth to spit foam, is it uncomfortable? Hahaha, the most beautiful person in the world? No, no, no, when you die Moment, I am!"

She stood in front of the "magic mirror", "Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful person?"

Electric·Magic Mirror·Video in playback state: "..." Made, mentally retarded.

The woman stared at the screen on the TV seriously, and it happened to be the scene where Chester asked the black dragon to stop the car accident, "Oh? The prince? My lovely princess was rescued by the prince? After you become a man, you will also attract Is the prince coming to save you? But, don’t think about safety this time, destroy it, and be with your beloved prince!”

The "prince" had just transported the "princess" to the living room when he heard something knocking on the door.Ms. Eve stared blankly at the tip of the ax that was cut into the door, as if she didn't react.

Batman weighed his situation and tapped the lady's calf with his fishtail.The lady's eyes could be regarded as blinking again, she nodded to Batman, and quickly pushed the cart into the bedroom.

When she got to the door, the door was cut open.

Misty reacted quickly and pressed Batman against the crack of the door. At the same time, she clung to his body, using the door panel to cover the two people...one man and one mermaid.

Batman felt a little appreciation.

In that case, closing the door is the worst thing—after all, the other party has an axe, and when they hear the sound of closing the door, they know that there is someone in the bedroom. Those who bring an ax to rob the room don't care whether they kill or not.

The man didn't enter the bedroom, but started rummaging through the living room first. Misty saw through the crack of the door that his back was facing the bedroom door, and pointed to the wardrobe to Mr. Mermaid.

Mr. Mermaid nodded to her, and sat on the trolley cooperatively.

Misty's heart beat faster, she touched the handlebar with stiff hands, walked to the front of the car very lightly, and slowly pulled the cart towards the closet, fearing that it would make a loud noise, she and Mr. Mermaid held hands Go to Huangquan together.

Batman stared at the robber's back, tail taut, ready to go.

Fortunately, the robbers concentrated on rummaging through boxes and cabinets and seemed to want to find bank cards and cash, and did not look back.

However, such things as luck always favor them can only be found in stories.When Ms. Eve was about to take him to the closet, Batman heard the footsteps of the other party dragging an ax towards the bedroom.

It was too late to open the closet and hide in. Without further ado, Batman pressed his daughter-in-law onto his chest, rolled silently to the side of the bed, and lay flat facing the ceiling.

The closer the robber's footsteps came, the faster the daughter-in-law's heart beat, almost jumping out of her throat.The breath that hit his chest was wet and hot, and his eyes were tightly closed, as if he didn't dare to face what was going to happen next.

It is as delicate as the hawthorn flowers in her ears, thin and soft, trembling when the wind blows.

The robber squatted in front of the bedside table on the other side and rummaged, and couldn't help cursing: "Poor ghost, you don't even have any cash or cards."

Batman said in his heart, you didn't see them negotiating for 25 dollars for hours, if you saw it, you would definitely give up this company that wasted your time.

Batman didn't panic. According to Robin's patrol speed, he could swing past the apartment window in about two minutes and four seconds. 2 minutes is enough for him to stabilize the robber.

Misty didn't panic either. The black shadow that led John away was the alchemy puppet she put in so that she could transfer the mermaid when she had time.The alchemy puppet is rushing back and will be back in about 2 minutes. 2 minutes is enough for her to contain the robber with her words.

What's more, she still has a little robot.

The little ball robot received the command and drove in in a direction suspended three feet from the ground, the flashing lights of its eyes lit up, "No. 054 found a robber, click—search the police station network, click—send the photo to GCPD—— "

GCPD is the Police Department of Gotham City.

The robber who was dazzled by the flashing light first covered his eyes, and when he heard the voice of the little ball robot, his mouth crooked: "Where did you come from, I'm going to chop you into pieces today." Picking up the axe, he danced Huhushengwei.

The little ball robot turned around and flew towards the living room, the mechanical voice said at the same time: "I feel dangerous behavior, turn on the escape mode——"

The robbers chased it to the living room.

Misty crawled limply from Mr. Mermaid's strong chest muscles, and quietly poked her head out from the edge of the bed, making sure that it wasn't like a movie. When she looked up, she immediately saw a strong man standing at the door and staring at her gloomyly, so she trotted to open the door. Wardrobe, help Mr. Mermaid into it.

The wardrobe is actually not a good place to hide, but there is no basement in her house, and the bed is solid, only the wardrobe can hide people.

Anyway, wait for 2 minutes first, and when her alchemy doll comes back, their lives will not be in danger.

Batman's prediction was good, and Robin swung through the window just in time to hear the sound of axes smashing from inside the house.Although he is anxious about Batman's disappearance, his natural sense of justice still makes him sneak in through the window like a teenager cat, and walk to the living room like a cat.

He saw the man chasing the small ball robot with an axe, and the mechanical sound kept ringing: "Call the police—drip—054 has called the police—"

The Robin bird leaped over agilely, and kicked the man's waist with both feet, "Hey, buddy, don't cause trouble for this family, please? We ran around in the early morning, and the people downstairs thought we were dancing Woolen cloth."

He bent over to avoid the man's fist again, hugged his waist and fell to the floor neatly, "Oh, the sound is so loud, it must be very painful - I'm also causing trouble, I hope he, uh, or her? Don't be caught by the landlord Find the door."

The man turned over and wanted to grab the handle of the axe, Robin jumped on his waist and pressed the back of his head so that his face hit the ground hard, "Dude, you should be glad you didn't meet Batman, he can hit harder than me. Before he beat the robber and caused him to eat more than a dozen teeth, at least I just let you admire the stars."

Misty heard the lively voice of the young boy, in line with Ms. Eve's personality, and secretly opened the crack of the cabinet door.They were in the living room and she didn't see anyone.

Misty reported the situation to Mr. Mermaid in a low voice: "We are safe, Robin is such a reliable little hero!"

Mr. Mermaid didn't make a sound.

It doesn't matter, Ms. Eve can say to herself: "I'm going out, thank you Mr. Robin." Then, she raised her body.

Dick came in through the window.

Man|Wife sat back in fright, Mr. Mermaid trembled uncontrollably, teardrops glistened from the corners of his eyes, and when they rolled down, they turned into round pearls again.

The closet was too small, and the daughter-in-law was not far away from him, and even sat on his tail without moving.The situation was critical, he didn't care about such a trivial matter, and now he suddenly sat down vigorously, even if it was Batman's will, he still couldn't control the instinct like a knee-jerk reaction.

If I have to make an analogy, the frailty of the mermaid's tail is like the most vulnerable part of a man's body. Sorry, Batman can't stand being attacked there.

damn tail!Damn mermaid!Damn magic!

Batman decided to triple his dislike for superpowers... no, five times!

Robin dragged the robber out of the living room and met Dick.

Dick: "Jie..." He remembered that his face was easy to see, and the following words abruptly turned a corner: "Thank you sincerely, little hero Robin, fortunately you helped me solve the robber, otherwise I don't even know what to do."

This name made Robin feel embarrassed, he coughed, "Yes, I heard the sound of him using an axe, so I came in to have a look, and I happened to catch the robot that he wanted to destroy your home."

"Thank you so much! I'm going to pour water for you. My wife is at home alone. You didn't show up. I can't imagine what will happen." Dick pretended to be an ordinary citizen who was being helped, with a sincere face.

"No, you take the nylon rope and tie that guy up. After I send him to the police station, I will continue to patrol at night."

"Okay, I think there's in the closet..." Dick turned to pull the bedside table, bending over his back, his tight trousers stretched to the shape of his buttocks.

Jason who accidentally caught a glimpse: "..." Wait, this upturned butt...

He squeezed the robber's wrist vigorously, and the robber yelled "Aww", he gritted his teeth: "Juan? Jim?"

Dick froze.Those two names are the names of his left hip and right hip respectively.

He turned and rushed towards Jason, covering his mouth: "Please, Robin, don't say anything about it!"

Robin glared at him: "Hmm!" Let go!

In the closet, Ms. Eve held her breath, and also covered Mr. Mermaid's mouth, for fear that the mermaid with a criminal record would be dishonest and make noise on purpose.

The closet itself has an ambiguous color. Batman didn’t feel it before, but now his two sons are standing in the outside room, and he and the eldest daughter-in-law are close to each other, hiding in the closet, spreading her coconut milk in the air fragrance.

Sweat dripped from Batman's temples.

too much like...

It's too much like cheating.

Outside, Robin and Dick hid some key words to talk, boom, two pearls rolled out of the closet, and the two turned their heads together.

Ms. Eve was so frightened that her hands clenched tightly, Batman opened his eyes suddenly.

--Tail!

In the small space, only the lady's heartbeat was pounding in horror. Mr. Mermaid was very glad that the mermaid didn't have a heartbeat. After all, even Batman felt awkward and at a loss in the current situation, and he sincerely hoped that the eldest son would not find them .

After the conversation outside stopped, they quickly changed the subject.

"That's..." Jason looked over, "Pearl?"

Dick walked over and bent down to pick it up: "Oh, it should be my wife's." Although he didn't remember having this, since it got out of Eve's closet, he probably bought it before he had time to tell him.

In the cabinet, his wife clearly saw his hair twirling, and she held her breath. On the contrary, human instinct would make her unable to restrain herself from grabbing what she could touch.

There were so many things in the closet that she didn't even realize what she was touching.

Batman stared calmly at the cabinet door with his eyes open.

He thought it over, and next, Dick couldn't help but shoot at him, but it didn't matter, Dick didn't kill people, as long as he endured the first four or five seconds when others didn't react, Dick's wife could tell Dick the truth.He has raised children who he understands, and he is not someone who does not listen to explanations.

Jason: "Would you like to check the house for missing items? Like the wardrobe your wife keeps her pearls in?"

The tail was tightened again, but Batman remained calm.

Calmly began to think about how to quadruple Jason's training program.

"Well, you're right..." Dick reached for the cabinet door.

The author has something to say:

The plot "Queen of Fairy Tales" should be after the death of the family, and it has been moved here

The queen of fairy tales is very interesting. In the original book, the villain is looking for the princess after coming out of the fairy tale book, and then uses the TV as a magic mirror→_→

Ask the TV where is Snow White, and the TV just broadcasts Wonder Woman, and she takes Wonder Woman away as a princess→_→

Beat up the robber and make him swallow more than a dozen teeth: The original plot, from: All-Star Batman and Wonder Boy Robin.