I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

It was a beautiful moonlight night, and Dick, who got off work early, was holding a freshly picked hawthorn flower in his hand.

He pinned the white hawthorn flower to his wife's ear, "for the best wife in the world," he said.

The blue eyes are different from Bruce, like a big blue bird flying in the sky.

Misty rolled her eyes and smiled.

Dick suddenly bent down, picked up the piece of fabric on her sleeve that had been washed many times, and said, "This is?" He looked at the wet marks on the hem of her nightdress.

It was stained when I brushed the mermaid tail just now.

Misty still squinted her eyes: "I went to the bathroom just now. It was probably too dark, so I didn't notice when I got soaked."

Dick said seriously: "Hurry up and change, do you want to catch a cold and have a fever and feel uncomfortable all over?"

"The weather in May, the place where the water is very small, how can I catch a cold?" Ms. Eve walked to the room with a smile, but she was very happy in her heart, and took Dick's hand by the way, trying to pull him away.

There was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom.

Dick casually picked up the broom in the corner and put it in front of Misty. When the broom circled in the air, it made a slight whistling sound. Only in this way, Misty realized that he had practiced housekeeping.

"Don't be afraid." Dick coaxed her in a low voice.

Misty is not afraid, she must be made by that mermaid in her heart.

Really, didn't you say it's better not to make a sound?

According to Ms. Eve's setting, she would not want her husband to find out that she hid a strange man in the house, so Misty took his hand in pretended panic and stroked the nails on it, "It seems to have grown a little , let me cut it for you."

Dick didn't react for a moment.After getting along for so long, he realized that Eve was actually... Naturally stupid?

Dick didn't suspect anything.He was wary, and he didn't trust her completely from the beginning, mainly because the members of the Bat family were all masters of profiling. When he was in contact with her, he had already determined in his heart that the person in front of him was gentle and kind, like a soft and foamy lady.

"No hurry, I'll go inside first..." Dick's words were interrupted for the second time, Ms. Eve held his face, turned it over, pressed his cheek with a slightly cool hand, "Why is your face so hot?" ? Is the work on the construction site too much and tiring?"

Hot, of course, because he's been jumping up and down in Bludhaven for hours, rescuing people and fighting criminals, and then rushing back to Gotham where there's no time to rest.

However, Dick's brain froze, and he couldn't remember to make up a suitable reason, so he just followed Misty's words: "Well, yes, I'm tired, I'm a little tired..."

Misty touched his eyelids, and Dick's eyes immediately darkened, and he heard the lady's soft voice: "Then let's go to sleep."

"Okay, sleep..."

The old father in the bathroom: Heh.

Dick, you are not Robin now, without Batman's supervision, you will slack off, right?

With a flick of the fish's tail, all the shampoo and body wash in the wall hanging basket were swept to the floor.

Dick was shocked immediately, pulled down the lady's soft palm, and looked solemnly at the bathroom: "Yi Wei, you hide in the room, lock the door, and don't come out!"

Misty grabbed him with his backhand, interlocked his fingers, and pressed his chin to his shoulder: "Honey, do you feel uncomfortable? I'll turn on the hot water. Can you take a bath?"

Something is wrong.Something is very wrong.

Dick narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Yi Wei, are you hiding something from me?"

Ms. Eve was thin, with a pale face, and suddenly blushed, "I'm sorry, Johnny, I actually wanted to surprise you." She spun around and stood in the direction of him going to the bathroom, holding Dick's hand on the broom, Let go one by one, and said with a smile: "You must not come here! Only when I go to get it will I feel pleasantly surprised."

Dick relaxed his mind, and stretched his eyebrows helplessly: "Your surprise is really... so scared that I thought it was a robber in the bathroom."

Misty's eyelashes fluttered, and her lowered eyes were full of sparkling rays under the May sun, "So, don't come here, it's meaningless to see the surprise in advance."

The bathroom door opened, Batman looked up, and found a lady in a nightgown, without his eldest son behind him, "..." Dick, you're fine :)

The lady walked over unhappily and poked his fishtail with her fingertips, "Disobedient!"

The tip of the tail stretched out like an electric shock, and then immediately curled up under the fish's tail without sticking out.

The lady blinked, as if she found something interesting, she slowly stretched out her hand, covering the cold and wet scales, and touched it inch by inch.

The mermaid stiffened under her hands, and began to tremble a little more.

The lady smiled slyly, and grabbed the exposed tip of the bright dark green tail.

"Well……!"

Misty smiled brightly: "If you make my husband suspect me and don't like me, I'll... just... touch you!" Occasionally black belly is also the attribute of a wife.

Batman admitted that he had been threatened.

It seems that his eldest son rarely meets someone he likes, and he even obtained a marriage certificate without telling the family, is he afraid that he will not agree--Batman feels a little heartbroken.The little bird's wings insisted on flying alone, didn't he let him fly?Now I don't know where I learned it, but I started to do things secretly.

The pair of pupils that are hazy or not completely reflect the flowers on the tips of the lady's ears, which are pinned on intimately.

Hawthorn flowers.

Flower language, guarding the only love.

If Dick comes in, he sees a mermaid who only looks a little like his old father lying in his bathtub, his body is covered with the fragrance of his wife’s body wash, his temples are sweating, his pupils are foggy, as if he’s been in love after going to bed| When the desire persisted, his first reaction was by no means to think about whether the mermaid was his troubled old father, but to pick up his double stick with red eyes and rush over to deal with the adulterer.

Although domestic violence with bats is a normal phenomenon, it is still unnecessary to cause domestic violence for this kind of oolong.

Of course, the point is that he has a fish tail as a burden, and he is likely to be crushed and beaten by his son.

Wait, wait until the time is right, and then he will lure Ye Yi over.

Batman nods to Misty, giving in to her.

"You also promised before." Misty didn't believe him, the mermaid is too bad, full of lies!She took off her towel casually, "I'm going to tie you up."

Self-inflicted, that's Batman.

...Although, Batman doesn't think much of Misty's binding method, it's not a knot, it's not a special tethering method, he can get out of trouble in three seconds.

After Misty tied up the dishonest mermaid and gagged his mouth with a clean, unused face towel, she opened the cabinet under the sink, covered the mermaid's gaze with her body, and pretended to be from the inside, but actually from the system. Take out a little robot from the closet.

A chubby little robot with a chubby head, chubby arms, chubby feet, and even a chubby tail.

Misty carried the robot out, and Dick was already seated, counting dollar bills in his hand.

"How much salary do you have today?"

When Dick heard the question, he looked up and smiled: "It's $25 during the day, and I leave work early tonight, no salary."

Then handed Misty two $10s and five $5 bills, blinking: "Ma'am, hand in your wages."

Misty took the money and sat next to Dick, thinking about how to spend it, and discussed with Dick by the way: "You like buckwheat pancakes, we make buckwheat pancakes for breakfast? We don't need to buy new flour, half a bottle of sweet bean sauce, and four eggs." Five pieces, what I want to add is ham sausage, lettuce and shallots."

Dick scratched his head: "I went to the supermarket yesterday, and they said that because of the import policy, the process of small-value meat products such as ham sausages is too complicated, and the supermarket has not allowed it for five or six years. You usually go to Where did you buy it?"

Man|wife scolded him: "How can you do this?"

The man blinked his beautiful transparent blue eyes, "I am indeed not as powerful as Madam, Madam teach me?"

Man|wife pursed her lips and smiled: "Perhaps you know about purchasing agents? They are made by Chinese people. There are eight to ten pancakes for twenty dollars a pack. You eat three pancakes a day, and you need three ham sausages. You can eat them for three days."

Dick clicked his tongue: "I ate twenty dollars in three days. Why don't you make oatmeal for me in the future? Oatmeal soaked in milk is super delicious! And it's cheap, there is a big bucket of oatmeal for one dollar, and a big bucket of skim milk for three dollars!" Cheap, delicious and convenient, it belongs to the wisdom of a little policeman who is paid a death wage!

Rich old father in the bathroom: ? ? ?

Dick, what's your life like after you left me?Eat a pancake and search for it?

Billionaire Chairman Wayne A Batmobile $18000000 A set of ordinary Bat Armor $1058600 Batman, I can't understand why they can spend hours discussing how to spend $25.

Ladies, do you remember that there was a mermaid in the bathroom?If I hadn't been completely turned into a mermaid, I would have been wrinkled!

You send me back to Wayne Group, $1000 for 25 million copies, spend whatever you want.

Finally, after discussing the expenditure details of the $25 salary outside, Batman thought that their conversation would end, and another topic started outside.

"Is this a gift from you? It's so cool!" Dick's voice was full of surprise.

"Well, the humanoid computer originally wanted to surprise you, and I don't know which part of it went wrong, but it made a noise by itself just now." The lady's voice was filled with guilt and pride.

"No, I'm surprised right now! What does it do? It looks so small and cute. Is it for listening to music?"

"It has a memory card and a camera, and it can understand simple voice commands, as well as carry on non-essentially complicated conversations—Yah! Johnny!"

After the lady's slight cry, Dick's voice was never heard.

Is something wrong?Batman's eyes froze, he turned his wrist a few times, and the soft, coconut milk-scented towel fell off into the water.

Then?

Then he is going to use his arms to support the ground and slowly climb out?

Batman stared at the floor three meters away from the bathroom door, lost in thought.

The door suddenly opened.

It was still the lady who came in.

She looked at the towel in his hand in surprise, "Aren't I tied tightly?"

He patted himself on the cheek again, "Oh, now is not the time to talk about this, listen to me, someone flashed by our window, my husband chased him out, let's hide first, otherwise we will be discovered by bad guys, you and I will both good."

Batman: If I remember correctly, this isn't the first floor, is it?Dick, have you figured out how to explain it to your wife when you come back?

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