I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

So, he sat on the chair, didn't know where to put his hands and feet, and let the lady bend down to shave off his camouflaged beard. The mellow aroma of coconut milk wafted into his nostrils.

Yes, she is like soft and delicate milk foam.

The dense milk froth filled Dick's soft heart, and he couldn't control his impulsiveness for a moment: "I don't know what will happen after that, but in these three months, I will try my best to be a good husband!"

Oh well, if Bruce was there, he'd be accused of being impulsive again.

Ms. Eve was taken aback for a moment, and said in a low voice, "Yes." Then she continued to gently shave his beard.

After shaving, I found that it was a popular face, which was not worthy of those bright blue eyes.

The other party smiled and said, "Are you disappointed? I'm not a handsome man."

Misty shook her head, "Your eyes are brighter than thousands of others."

Before he could answer, he stroked his frizzy hair casually: "Your hair is so messy, hasn't it been tidied for a long time?"

Dick Tramp nodded obediently.

"I'll help you. A wife should take care of her husband, shouldn't she?" Misty, who had not arrived in Gotham before starting to perform the behavior defined by the secular world for a man|wife, lifted the overly long hair on the man's forehead ——This undercover operation is very important, Dick ruined himself alive for two months——take out the scissors, and shave his hair in accordance with his temperament.

Dick felt like welts were swelling up where she touched him, red and hot.

Is this what it feels like to have a wife?

It's...not bad.

Although Gotham is the capital of crime, it is known as a major economic city because of its well-developed rail transit system. Even though the crime rate is extremely high, many people still come here to seek gold and opportunities.

The arrival of the Pennyworth couple did not stir up a splash in Gotham City.

Thanks to Mr. Pennyworth for his social skills, within a few days, the neighbors soon knew that the new family had moved in. The husband was an enthusiastic middle-aged man, even though his daily job was to move bricks to the construction site and earn Physical work, still full of hope for life, occasionally the neighbor's house bursts a water pipe, blocks the sewer, as long as he doesn't go out, you can gain a good neighbor who is very enthusiastic to help.And his wife is a very gentle and virtuous woman, she doesn’t have a job, she does housework at home, and she cooks very well. She delivers meals to Mr. Pennyworth’s construction site every day, so greedy that other workers eat the dining car like nothing.

When Dick said that other people on the construction site were greedy for his food, he beamed: "They say I have the best wife in the world!"

Misty picked up the soaked towel, wrung it dry, and wiped the sweat on Dick's forehead: "Okay, the best wife in the world loves the best husband in the world, take a rest first, aren't you tired of moving bricks all day?" ——there is a night shift at night.”

Dick picked up the full glass and drank water, masking his unnaturalness.

There are night shifts, but Eve didn’t find other jobs as Eve thought, but rushed to Bludhaven to be Nightwing—otherwise, when Dick Grayson left Bludhaven and Nightwing didn’t show up Coincidence, everyone understands that there is a problem.

Misty brought out the meal again, and after eating with Dick, she looked at the clock that was approaching eight o'clock and said with emotion, "That's how it passed today."

Dick knew she always went to bed early, beginning to fall asleep at eight o'clock - because he was out "night shift" at eight.I got up at four o'clock the next day to prepare breakfast, and just happened to meet him coming back after finishing it.

Then he routinely instructed: "Gotham is very chaotic. When I am not at home, you must lock the doors and windows. No matter who is telling you to open the door, you must never open it. It is best not to turn on the lights at night. All angular things in the house I wrapped it in leather paper, so you won’t be afraid of bumping into it when you touch it in the dark.”

Misty also routinely tied a red ribbon on Dick's wrist when he was about to go out: "I remember what you said, don't lose the red ribbon I tied, red is my lucky color, it can bless you. "

Dick nodded with a smile, uncontrollably guilty.The red color was too conspicuous, and it didn't match the color of Ye Yi's tights. Every time he took it off and hid it, he went to be a vigilante.

"Good luck," Misty said.

After Dick went out, Misty turned on her cell phone and pretended to browse the news casually, but in fact she was summarizing Bruce's recent itinerary and rules so that they could meet by chance.

To create a very beautiful and romantic encounter, it will be convenient and reasonable to tell John in the future that she is in love with Bruce Wayne!

When there was no light nearby, Misty put away her phone and got ready to sleep.

Just entering the stage of light sleep, there was a loud noise not far from the apartment where she lived. Misty, who was awakened, turned over silently, pretending not to hear it.

In Gotham, that's the safe way to go.

However, curiosity, even a gentle person|wife will have it.

Misty turned on the system camera and zoomed in on it.

a fish tail.A beautiful fish tail that is located below the waist of a person.

Misty sat up straight.

People, mermaids? !

Zooming in again, it was indeed a mermaid, with a black tail that occasionally flicked half-dead.The face is blurred and covered by long seaweed hair.

mermaid...

Misty spent her childhood in various books. Others read books to see the plot, but she reads to analyze the psychology and emotions of the characters in it. Reading comprehension is all about box notes.Others said that her life was boring, but she thought it was very interesting to dig into the hearts of characters. After all, it's not easy to dig out real people.Not only does it invade privacy, but it also makes her life meaningless.

"The Daughter of the Sea" was one of the works she studied in her childhood.Childhood flies by, and leftover feelings linger.She has a fondness for species like mermaids.

Misty dug out the metal baseball bat in the closet, which was naturally different from the one Michelle used. She shook the weight and used the camera to look around the room to make sure there were no other people or other dangers, and then went out.

Perhaps because of being out of the water, the mermaid was particularly listless lying in the dust, feeling that someone was coming, he barely supported the ground with his strong arms, raised his head tenaciously, and gazed at the person coming with his cobalt blue eyes calmly. Direction, a pair of bare|naked arms stretched out strong muscles.The fish's tail was limp, and he couldn't leave the spot, so he was forced to wait for the other party to come over.

After Misty saw the mermaid, "hiss—" she bit her cheek so as not to lose her composure.

Beautiful, so beautiful.

It was far away and dark before, so I couldn't see clearly.Looking closer now, the tail of this male mermaid is dark green, which makes people easily think of the forest in the twilight.The long seaweed hair hangs down to cover the bare back, and the tip of the hair gently sweeps over the fish's tail.

His face is very masculine and handsome, but the part from the corner of the forehead to the end of the eyes is covered with dark green scales, which looks coquettish.

The thin pale pink lips are tightly pressed together with his unyielding eyes, which are special... itchy.

... still a little familiar?

Misty coughed, "Don't be afraid, I live in that apartment, I'll take you back—I won't hurt you."

The mermaid lay back peacefully, conserving her strength.

Misty accepted his acquiescence and was about to go over. Seeing his posture, she suddenly realized: "Are you dying without water!" Ms. Eve murmured: "What to do...what to do...the house is far away from here There's a distance..." Pinching his white fingers anxiously.

Then, her gaze gradually fell to the manhole cover beside the road.

The tail of the fish, which was originally quiet, suddenly thumped violently.

Misty regretfully put back the rare sewer manhole cover in Gotham that has not been removed and sold, "Then you stick to it."

Weak and Powerless Man|The wife moved the heavy male mermaid back to the house on the eighth floor with great effort. By the time he dragged it into the bathtub to drain the water, he was already sweating profusely and panting slightly.The eyes were dimly lit with water, and the fragrance of the body overflowed in the air, making the mermaid... lips pressed even tighter.

In the alleyway, a red robin landed, "Batman? Batman?" I searched nearby, only to find inexplicably folded armor in the corner, as if it was suddenly transformed from Batman's body.

What about Batman?He fell suddenly from such a high place, could it be that some villain caught him by bad luck?

Jason looked around. There was no surveillance around here, so it was impossible to find out what happened.

Misty panted for a while in line with the persona, and turned her head to the direction of the mermaid. There was a small light in the bathroom that was not too bright, and a thick curtain blocked the light from projecting to the outside world. Reflexively: "Bruce?"

The mermaid tensed the tip of its tail.

Misty refuted herself again: "No, you are more beautiful than Bruce, and Bruce's hair is not as long as yours."

Batman looked at his current appearance through the mirror, and it was more...beautiful than his original face. Even Alfred would only think that this is a mermaid that resembles him a little bit. "..." Being transformed into a mermaid by magic has beauty benefits?Is it because a mermaid in the conventional sense is a mermaid?

With his current body, he can't walk a few steps without water, so...

Batman stared at the man in front of him.Maybe through her, I can contact Alfred and Jason?

Batman showed a sweet smile unique to Baby Bruce, "Beautiful lady, I am..."

Misty was pleasantly surprised: "Your voice is so nice, are you singing to thank me?"

Batman: "..." He just realized that what he said had an ethereal tone to others.

Well, there's no way to summon Superman either.

Aquaman may understand, but Aquaman came to Gotham and sneaked into a lady's house like a pervert. The probability of such a thing happening is comparable to when Superman is out of control and suddenly wants to destroy the earth.

"I can take care of you, don't worry." Misty waited for the water in the bathtub to rise slowly, "But, you have to promise me not to make any noise, or my husband will find out that I'm hiding a man, he...he ..." Ms. Eve stopped her imaginative words and bit her lower lip lightly.

Batman nodded understandingly.

Even if she doesn't say anything, he won't make any noise casually.The mermaid was discovered by others in Gotham, and there are only two endings, either sent to the research laboratory, or imprisoned as a prison.

especially……

Although Batman doesn't want to admit it, his mermaid form can easily arouse some perverted desires for abuse.

"My husband didn't come back until after five o'clock. I'll brush your tail. There are so many dirty things stuck in the scales, what should I do if I make you sick?"

The lady suddenly spoke softly, and Batman suddenly raised his head, "Wait..."

However, before Batman refused to succeed, she didn't know when the bath liquid in her left hand and the brush in her right had already brushed his fish tail.

The tails of most animals are their sensitive spots, Batman didn't know if fish tails were, but he understood now that mermaid tails were.

The bristles of the brush scraped through the gaps in the scales of the fish. The strength the lady used was not gentle, and the tip of the fish's tail trembled uncontrollably by Batman.

Wipe it, shake it.

Misty accidentally touched his hand on the edge of the bathtub, and couldn't help thinking: So the mermaid has body temperature?

She thought that the skin of a cold-blooded animal would be cold to the touch.

"Why do you sweat so much? Do mermaids have sweat glands too?" The lady who was brushing the tail of the fish finally raised her head after finishing her work, and she was surprised to see the beautiful mermaid sitting on the edge of the bathtub with her eyes closed, her head tilted to the side Leaning against the brick wall, her lips were as tight as ever, and there were tiny drops of water on her forehead.She took out a handkerchief and wiped his sweat slowly, feeling a little guilty: "I'm sorry, I pushed too hard, you hurt a lot."

The key turned the door lock, and a man's clear voice came from outside: "Yi Wei, today's situation is special, I left work early, should I be surprised!"

Ms. Eve turned her head in horror, and her calm voice trembled slightly, like dewdrops rolling on lotus leaves in the morning: "... dear?!"

Batman opened his wet eyes.

This voice... Dick?

He quietly reached behind his hand to fumble, there was a clear and round pearl that just slipped from the corner of his eye.