I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne
Chapter 34: Eve
Dick put his hand on the handle of the cabinet door, and Ms. Eve shivered violently.
Dick suddenly smiled and put down his hands, "Forget it, let her know that I messed with her wardrobe, she is unhappy, and I feel bad."
Jason covered his cheeks: "The teeth are sore."
Ask again: "Aren't you worried about your wife—God, when did you get married? B...does he know?"
"He doesn't know." Dick held up the device that looked like a watch in his hand, "I have a heartbeat monitoring device that I sent to Yiwei—don't look at me like that, I got her consent, do you think I'm an old bat? ?She is still in the house, and the instrument can only sense when it is within 30 meters of her. She is fine, but her heartbeat is a little fast. She told me before that she likes to stay by herself after being scared, and I will go to her later. "
I was frightened, afraid that you would think she was having an affair.Batman felt the big drops of his daughter-in-law's sweat dripping onto the dark green fish tail, forming a thin layer of water stains, thinking silently in his heart.
He could feel the lady tense to the extreme, her body stretched blankly, like a tight stick.Would love to say you don't have to worry, Dick isn't one to listen to explanations, pity... Mermaid Batman doesn't support human words :)
Dick and Robin stood by the window and seemed to be whispering something. Ms. Eve couldn't hear it, so she proudly pointed to Mr. Mermaid in a low voice: "It's my husband who doesn't wear a mask. How about it? Is he particularly strong?" , especially feel safe?"
Of course Batman knows how strong Dick is - he trained it himself!
So, ma'am, are you sure you're not going to move your position a bit, and stop pressing my tail?Otherwise, if our situation is discovered by your husband, your father-in-law will have to realize how strong his son is.
Eve really didn't find anything wrong with the place where she was sitting. When a lady keeps herself alive, she must be serious about the character design. Even if Mr. Mermaid can't communicate with them and doesn't know her and Johnny, she will never allow it. Leaving hidden dangers that might be exposed, he stared at Dick intently through the crack of the cabinet door.
This is the self-cultivation of a man|wife, you are welcome.
Robin quickly left with the robber in his arms. Dick looked down at the instrument that returned to normal heart rate, guessing that Eve should have calmed down, and then raised his voice: "Yi Wei, dear, your husband is back!"
It took only half a second for Misty to make the decision to go out.
Everyone knows the truth about the darkness under the lights, but unfortunately most people will ignore it when they understand it.While Misty threw herself out of the closet with a very ingenious skill, the closet door only opened a small width, and Dick would never know that there was a mermaid in the closet if he didn't approach.
"Johnny!" She seemed to find a support, her eyes were like split wisteria petals, and the juice of uneasiness poured out. "I'm so scared! God bless, let me see you in safety!"
"Yi Wei?!" Dick quickly hugged her to comfort her, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm here."
After his wife's sobs calmed down, he remembered: "You were hiding in the closet." Dick was surprised and somewhat fortunate.It's a good thing he was careful not to let Jason reveal his real name and other revealing things.As for the fact that he seems to be familiar with Robin, this can be made up—for example, he is already familiar with him, for example, he was once rescued by Robin.
From Batman's point of view, he could easily see his elder son half-embracing his daughter-in-law from the half-open wardrobe, comforting his daughter-in-law softly, and slapping the lady's wet eyelashes with a gentle smile: "Yi Wei, what's wrong with your eyelashes?" It's so wet, tears flowed into the eyes." Oh, no, my wife, I can't call it hooliganism.
The lady snuggled into his arm, no longer trembling.
Batman's eyes darkened.
Dick, is this what you did with what I taught you when you left home for Bludhaven?Didn't you smell moisture on her?Another man's hair on her shoulders?Didn't you think that since she was in the closet, why didn't she come out when it was safe?
What I teach you is to learn from the dog's stomach!
... Batman, I really don't know if it is more difficult to serve after becoming a mermaid. Just now I was nervous to be discovered by Dick, but when I turned around, I hated him for not discovering the details.
"Johnny, we need to praise 054. If it weren't for its cleverness and distracting people, I wouldn't be able to hide in the closet." Misty smiled and pointed at the little thing.
The little round ball robot caught the key word, and clumsily flicked little round ball's hand to his chest, as if it were a handcup, "Thank you! Thank you!"
Dick hugged it in surprise: "Good boy! Awesome!"
Misty: "Johnny, our door is broken, what to do!"
Dick looked at his little wife's completely trusting eyes, and straightened his chest: "I won't sleep tonight, guard the door, and find someone to install a new one tomorrow." This is the responsibility of a husband!
"Then I'll close the cabinet, and I'll guard the door with you."
Misty's footsteps went to the cabinet without any haste, met Mr. Mermaid's eyes without any panic, smiled at him and mouthed "I will touch you if you make a sound", and closed the cabinet door calmly.
Looking back, his eyes gradually lit up: "Honey, let's go."
Batman in the closet didn't make a sound, nor tried to push the door to get out.He quietly listened to the plans of the eldest son and daughter-in-law about the future in the living room.
His daughter-in-law rarely showed an innocent face: "I hope that after the door is repaired, one night you can spare time and we can take a good look at the stars. If we are not in Gotham, we will lie on the roof to admire the Milky Way - what should we do between husband and wife?" Try this, huh?"
Dick's voice was so cheerful: "Yes, I think it would be nice for us to take time out for a walk at dusk, along the green avenue, smelling the scent of the flower beds on both sides, doesn't it?"
"And walking in the rain, how romantic."
"Back home, I'll wipe your face, and you put our new clothes into the washing machine."
They exchanged the future sentence by sentence, embellishing the vast night with sparkles.Batman suddenly felt that Dick wanted to live a peaceful life. Was it wrong for him to make him Robin?
Luckily... Dick has found happiness now...
The big blue bird who "finds happiness" is not what the old bat thought, hugging his wife in his arms, lying on the sofa with her and dreaming about the future, but sitting face to face with Ms. Eve, with a notebook between the two of them. Note down what needs to be done.
"I'll calculate the time. I'll experience them within three months. It's just right." Dick tapped the pen cover on the table, smacked it, and suddenly laughed, "I'm so stupid, get rid of the dog."
"Ok?"
Dick leaned over to pick up 054, squeezed its small round hand, "It's obedient, protects people, can talk, isn't it better than a dog? Come on, call me Dad."
054 obediently: "Dad!"
Dick refers to Eve: "She's mom."
The little robot stupidly followed and called: "Mom!"
Misty snorted: "Yeah, it doesn't need to eat yet, so I'm not afraid it will grab the beef with sauce."
The big blue bird coughed, "The main thing is that you don't need to take care of it—you are busy enough every day."
"I shouldn't be renting an apartment." Misty sighed suddenly.
Dick, who was teasing the little robot: "Huh?"
"You think, I rent a small courtyard with stone steps at the entrance. I sit on the stone steps every day and watch the clouds float. When you come back from work to buy groceries, I take the groceries and say: Welcome home." The voice of a woman in a nightdress It was so quiet that it was a foul, with a soft and warm smile fluttering on his white and clean face, it was the home Dick wanted.
Even if it was only three months, Dick felt that it was enough.
In the closet, Batman, who had listened to all the conversations, suddenly remembered the orange light in the mirror of the forest after returning home.
He leaned his head against the corner of the wardrobe, his gaze was still sharp, but it seemed like a cold and sharp knife had been sheathed.With the sound from the outside, a picture is outlined in front of my eyes: a table with meat and vegetables, busy people in the kitchen, and their calm backs make the kitchen lights warm.
It's good for Dick to have such a life—maybe he decided to pretend to marry because he wanted a peaceful and peaceful life as a couple.
Misty didn't ask about Dick jumping out of the window of a high-rise building. After Dick hesitated to speak for a long time, he chose not to explain tacitly.
— After all, they are just hiring and being hired, aren't they?
The next day, when Dick went to work, Misty pushed Mr. Mermaid into the bathtub with a trolley, and squatted next to him, "Mr. Mermaid, there is no truck at home. It is easy to take you to the beach during the day." It's not safe to be seen. It's even more unsafe at night. Before I find the right time to take you to the beach, you will stay at my house first?"
Mr. Mermaid nodded calmly.
If his voice is fine, he has a thousand words to let the lady pass the news to Alfred without knowing it, but now he can only wait patiently and wait for the right time.
That's okay, Batman has no shortage of patience.
Looking at the blue sky leaking from the skylight in the bathroom, the lady smiled and said, "Ah, today's weather is so good, it's suitable for making baked lobster with cheese. He must like it." The smile is sweet, like sugar in a honeypot.
Baked lobster with cheese?
Mr. Mermaid's fins trembled.
Suddenly, layers of blush appeared on the daughter-in-law's face.Batman noticed that her palms were pressed against her knees, and her fingers moved slightly, as if she wanted to caress something.
She wanted to touch his ears.
Mr. Mermaid's fins shook uncontrollably again, and he doubted the truth of her saving him—not just because of kindness.
He needs bandages, to wrap his ears.This kind of weakness that exposes his true mentality does not need to be preserved.
"You should be fine eating human food, right?"
Hearing his daughter-in-law's question, Batman nodded and shook his head again.
Misty pondered: "You mean, you don't know if you can eat it?"
Batman continued to nod.
"Then I'll do it first, why don't you try to take a small bite?" The dose is not large, and there is a possibility of rescue.
After getting an affirmative reply from Mr. Mermaid, Misty went out to buy ingredients alone—thanks to the sea in Gotham, the price of seafood here is cheaper than other places, and even the lobster is only $4.82 per pound.Misty bought two 2.5-pound lobsters, Dick's money for the day.
but……
"I think it is necessary." Misty tore off her own lobster meat and put it in a small bowl and handed it to Mr. Mermaid. "We were all frightened last night and needed to eat a good supplement. The purpose of making money is not to Like a hamster hoarding food, save money and make money in order to live happily!"
The richest man in Gotham, who makes a lot of money but is not happy, doesn't quite understand the thoughts of ordinary people|wives.
But...the lobster was delicious.Mr. Mermaid's face was calm, but his moving ears revealed his thoughts again.
"You have similar tastes to him. He especially likes baked lobster with cheese." The daughter-in-law said slowly, holding her chin.
Batman looked up at her intently.strangeness?Since when did Dick like baked lobster and cheese?Doesn't he love buckwheat pancakes?
The daughter-in-law continued to hold her chin: "You look alike to him, he is so flirtatious, you... are he the child of which mermaid princess?"
Batman got a mouthful of lobster meat stuck in his throat.
This he is... Bruce Wayne? !
As a human|wife, Xiao misses your father-in-law? !
The author has something to say:
Master Loves Baked Lobster with Cheese: Lego Terrier
Dick suddenly smiled and put down his hands, "Forget it, let her know that I messed with her wardrobe, she is unhappy, and I feel bad."
Jason covered his cheeks: "The teeth are sore."
Ask again: "Aren't you worried about your wife—God, when did you get married? B...does he know?"
"He doesn't know." Dick held up the device that looked like a watch in his hand, "I have a heartbeat monitoring device that I sent to Yiwei—don't look at me like that, I got her consent, do you think I'm an old bat? ?She is still in the house, and the instrument can only sense when it is within 30 meters of her. She is fine, but her heartbeat is a little fast. She told me before that she likes to stay by herself after being scared, and I will go to her later. "
I was frightened, afraid that you would think she was having an affair.Batman felt the big drops of his daughter-in-law's sweat dripping onto the dark green fish tail, forming a thin layer of water stains, thinking silently in his heart.
He could feel the lady tense to the extreme, her body stretched blankly, like a tight stick.Would love to say you don't have to worry, Dick isn't one to listen to explanations, pity... Mermaid Batman doesn't support human words :)
Dick and Robin stood by the window and seemed to be whispering something. Ms. Eve couldn't hear it, so she proudly pointed to Mr. Mermaid in a low voice: "It's my husband who doesn't wear a mask. How about it? Is he particularly strong?" , especially feel safe?"
Of course Batman knows how strong Dick is - he trained it himself!
So, ma'am, are you sure you're not going to move your position a bit, and stop pressing my tail?Otherwise, if our situation is discovered by your husband, your father-in-law will have to realize how strong his son is.
Eve really didn't find anything wrong with the place where she was sitting. When a lady keeps herself alive, she must be serious about the character design. Even if Mr. Mermaid can't communicate with them and doesn't know her and Johnny, she will never allow it. Leaving hidden dangers that might be exposed, he stared at Dick intently through the crack of the cabinet door.
This is the self-cultivation of a man|wife, you are welcome.
Robin quickly left with the robber in his arms. Dick looked down at the instrument that returned to normal heart rate, guessing that Eve should have calmed down, and then raised his voice: "Yi Wei, dear, your husband is back!"
It took only half a second for Misty to make the decision to go out.
Everyone knows the truth about the darkness under the lights, but unfortunately most people will ignore it when they understand it.While Misty threw herself out of the closet with a very ingenious skill, the closet door only opened a small width, and Dick would never know that there was a mermaid in the closet if he didn't approach.
"Johnny!" She seemed to find a support, her eyes were like split wisteria petals, and the juice of uneasiness poured out. "I'm so scared! God bless, let me see you in safety!"
"Yi Wei?!" Dick quickly hugged her to comfort her, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm here."
After his wife's sobs calmed down, he remembered: "You were hiding in the closet." Dick was surprised and somewhat fortunate.It's a good thing he was careful not to let Jason reveal his real name and other revealing things.As for the fact that he seems to be familiar with Robin, this can be made up—for example, he is already familiar with him, for example, he was once rescued by Robin.
From Batman's point of view, he could easily see his elder son half-embracing his daughter-in-law from the half-open wardrobe, comforting his daughter-in-law softly, and slapping the lady's wet eyelashes with a gentle smile: "Yi Wei, what's wrong with your eyelashes?" It's so wet, tears flowed into the eyes." Oh, no, my wife, I can't call it hooliganism.
The lady snuggled into his arm, no longer trembling.
Batman's eyes darkened.
Dick, is this what you did with what I taught you when you left home for Bludhaven?Didn't you smell moisture on her?Another man's hair on her shoulders?Didn't you think that since she was in the closet, why didn't she come out when it was safe?
What I teach you is to learn from the dog's stomach!
... Batman, I really don't know if it is more difficult to serve after becoming a mermaid. Just now I was nervous to be discovered by Dick, but when I turned around, I hated him for not discovering the details.
"Johnny, we need to praise 054. If it weren't for its cleverness and distracting people, I wouldn't be able to hide in the closet." Misty smiled and pointed at the little thing.
The little round ball robot caught the key word, and clumsily flicked little round ball's hand to his chest, as if it were a handcup, "Thank you! Thank you!"
Dick hugged it in surprise: "Good boy! Awesome!"
Misty: "Johnny, our door is broken, what to do!"
Dick looked at his little wife's completely trusting eyes, and straightened his chest: "I won't sleep tonight, guard the door, and find someone to install a new one tomorrow." This is the responsibility of a husband!
"Then I'll close the cabinet, and I'll guard the door with you."
Misty's footsteps went to the cabinet without any haste, met Mr. Mermaid's eyes without any panic, smiled at him and mouthed "I will touch you if you make a sound", and closed the cabinet door calmly.
Looking back, his eyes gradually lit up: "Honey, let's go."
Batman in the closet didn't make a sound, nor tried to push the door to get out.He quietly listened to the plans of the eldest son and daughter-in-law about the future in the living room.
His daughter-in-law rarely showed an innocent face: "I hope that after the door is repaired, one night you can spare time and we can take a good look at the stars. If we are not in Gotham, we will lie on the roof to admire the Milky Way - what should we do between husband and wife?" Try this, huh?"
Dick's voice was so cheerful: "Yes, I think it would be nice for us to take time out for a walk at dusk, along the green avenue, smelling the scent of the flower beds on both sides, doesn't it?"
"And walking in the rain, how romantic."
"Back home, I'll wipe your face, and you put our new clothes into the washing machine."
They exchanged the future sentence by sentence, embellishing the vast night with sparkles.Batman suddenly felt that Dick wanted to live a peaceful life. Was it wrong for him to make him Robin?
Luckily... Dick has found happiness now...
The big blue bird who "finds happiness" is not what the old bat thought, hugging his wife in his arms, lying on the sofa with her and dreaming about the future, but sitting face to face with Ms. Eve, with a notebook between the two of them. Note down what needs to be done.
"I'll calculate the time. I'll experience them within three months. It's just right." Dick tapped the pen cover on the table, smacked it, and suddenly laughed, "I'm so stupid, get rid of the dog."
"Ok?"
Dick leaned over to pick up 054, squeezed its small round hand, "It's obedient, protects people, can talk, isn't it better than a dog? Come on, call me Dad."
054 obediently: "Dad!"
Dick refers to Eve: "She's mom."
The little robot stupidly followed and called: "Mom!"
Misty snorted: "Yeah, it doesn't need to eat yet, so I'm not afraid it will grab the beef with sauce."
The big blue bird coughed, "The main thing is that you don't need to take care of it—you are busy enough every day."
"I shouldn't be renting an apartment." Misty sighed suddenly.
Dick, who was teasing the little robot: "Huh?"
"You think, I rent a small courtyard with stone steps at the entrance. I sit on the stone steps every day and watch the clouds float. When you come back from work to buy groceries, I take the groceries and say: Welcome home." The voice of a woman in a nightdress It was so quiet that it was a foul, with a soft and warm smile fluttering on his white and clean face, it was the home Dick wanted.
Even if it was only three months, Dick felt that it was enough.
In the closet, Batman, who had listened to all the conversations, suddenly remembered the orange light in the mirror of the forest after returning home.
He leaned his head against the corner of the wardrobe, his gaze was still sharp, but it seemed like a cold and sharp knife had been sheathed.With the sound from the outside, a picture is outlined in front of my eyes: a table with meat and vegetables, busy people in the kitchen, and their calm backs make the kitchen lights warm.
It's good for Dick to have such a life—maybe he decided to pretend to marry because he wanted a peaceful and peaceful life as a couple.
Misty didn't ask about Dick jumping out of the window of a high-rise building. After Dick hesitated to speak for a long time, he chose not to explain tacitly.
— After all, they are just hiring and being hired, aren't they?
The next day, when Dick went to work, Misty pushed Mr. Mermaid into the bathtub with a trolley, and squatted next to him, "Mr. Mermaid, there is no truck at home. It is easy to take you to the beach during the day." It's not safe to be seen. It's even more unsafe at night. Before I find the right time to take you to the beach, you will stay at my house first?"
Mr. Mermaid nodded calmly.
If his voice is fine, he has a thousand words to let the lady pass the news to Alfred without knowing it, but now he can only wait patiently and wait for the right time.
That's okay, Batman has no shortage of patience.
Looking at the blue sky leaking from the skylight in the bathroom, the lady smiled and said, "Ah, today's weather is so good, it's suitable for making baked lobster with cheese. He must like it." The smile is sweet, like sugar in a honeypot.
Baked lobster with cheese?
Mr. Mermaid's fins trembled.
Suddenly, layers of blush appeared on the daughter-in-law's face.Batman noticed that her palms were pressed against her knees, and her fingers moved slightly, as if she wanted to caress something.
She wanted to touch his ears.
Mr. Mermaid's fins shook uncontrollably again, and he doubted the truth of her saving him—not just because of kindness.
He needs bandages, to wrap his ears.This kind of weakness that exposes his true mentality does not need to be preserved.
"You should be fine eating human food, right?"
Hearing his daughter-in-law's question, Batman nodded and shook his head again.
Misty pondered: "You mean, you don't know if you can eat it?"
Batman continued to nod.
"Then I'll do it first, why don't you try to take a small bite?" The dose is not large, and there is a possibility of rescue.
After getting an affirmative reply from Mr. Mermaid, Misty went out to buy ingredients alone—thanks to the sea in Gotham, the price of seafood here is cheaper than other places, and even the lobster is only $4.82 per pound.Misty bought two 2.5-pound lobsters, Dick's money for the day.
but……
"I think it is necessary." Misty tore off her own lobster meat and put it in a small bowl and handed it to Mr. Mermaid. "We were all frightened last night and needed to eat a good supplement. The purpose of making money is not to Like a hamster hoarding food, save money and make money in order to live happily!"
The richest man in Gotham, who makes a lot of money but is not happy, doesn't quite understand the thoughts of ordinary people|wives.
But...the lobster was delicious.Mr. Mermaid's face was calm, but his moving ears revealed his thoughts again.
"You have similar tastes to him. He especially likes baked lobster with cheese." The daughter-in-law said slowly, holding her chin.
Batman looked up at her intently.strangeness?Since when did Dick like baked lobster and cheese?Doesn't he love buckwheat pancakes?
The daughter-in-law continued to hold her chin: "You look alike to him, he is so flirtatious, you... are he the child of which mermaid princess?"
Batman got a mouthful of lobster meat stuck in his throat.
This he is... Bruce Wayne? !
As a human|wife, Xiao misses your father-in-law? !
The author has something to say:
Master Loves Baked Lobster with Cheese: Lego Terrier
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