I have become a handsome old man [Entertainment]

As the saying goes, if you fail to dig out eggs, you will be teased.Our Uncle Tang is currently in such a cheating state.

With a grunt, Tang Xiaoxi gulped dryly a big mouthful of wet saliva, stared at the man on top of him like a cannibal, and said tremblingly: "You, what do you want? "

The man was condescending, with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth: "Uncle Tang, I have to ask you this, and groped me early in the morning. I don't mind playing with you if you are so masculine." Play, but, you don't mind if your little girlfriend is jealous?"

Tang Xiaoxi was stupefied, playing... What are you playing?playing with men...?

Cheng Zhen is playing with men! ! ! ?

Ahhhhh!

The man my sister has been secretly in love with for many years is actually gay! ! ?Fuck!My sister is dead!My sister is going to crash her head on the tofu flower! !

What little girlfriend? !Is my sister bent like you?Sister is straight!straight!The universe is invincible and the world's No. 1 God's indignation can't be straighter! !

Spicy chicken!Damn gay, cheating on my sister's relationship for many years!Die, die, die, die...! !Sister swears that she will crush your eggs!Let you lose your sexual happiness for the rest of your life!

Tang Xiaoxi was extremely frantic in his heart, but his face was still unshakable.Seeing that he didn't speak, Cheng Zhen thought he was waiting for his luck, and squinted at the time. The crew started work at ten o'clock, and it happened to be a shot.

He likes Tang Qi, a serious and abstinent man exuding mature male hormones from the bottom of his heart.

Cheng Zhenxie approached him with a smile, and said softly, "Then I won't be polite, uncle."

After finishing speaking, he walked around Tang Qi's back neck with one hand and pinched the other shoulder, his hot body pressed Tang Qi's body, and kissed his lips directly. At the same time, one hand slipped into Tang Qi's crotch ...

"Hmm..." Tang Xiaoxi's chrysanthemum tightened suddenly, and he wanted to push away the person on his face full of horror. After struggling for a while, he didn't push away, probably because his twisting body aroused Cheng Zhenyu/fire, and he began to get more and more angry Unscrupulous, kissing and fucking in the pants desperately...! !

Do it!What the hell are you doing milking a cow? ! !My sister has been so frigid since she became a man, and she has been playing tricks!

Cheng Zhen's tongue ran wildly in his mouth, making the sound of dripping water from time to time. Tang Xiaoxi felt that he was about to lack oxygen, and his heart sank. You forced me to do this!

He closed his teeth, and then he heard Cheng Zhen suddenly scream in pain and quickly get up from him, angrily said: "Fuck, you dare to bite me!"

There was blood on the corner of Cheng Zhen's mouth, this was ruthless enough.Tang Xiaoxi shrank back disheveled, his face was flushed, and he kept panting heavily. The crotch door was opened, revealing the evil protruding gray shorts. There was also blood on the corner of his mouth, and his eyes were extremely red.

Cheng Zhen wiped away the last trace of blood with his hands, and Tang Shu's look of distress caught his gaze, and his eyes staring at the door suddenly sank.

Uncle Tang is indeed beautiful, especially the look of anger on his face because of being humiliated, which is really exciting. Cheng Zhen suddenly didn't want to care about being bitten, licked the corners of his mouth, and smiled in a good mood, "Okay, If you don’t want to, forget it, get up, you still have a scene at ten o’clock, let’s eat first.”

So let him go?Tang Xiaoxi didn't dare to move, and looked at him in surprise.

"What are you still doing stupidly, wash your face and brush your teeth, is it possible that you are so big and want me to serve you?"

"..." Tang Xiaoxi probably had just experienced some troublesome things, and Tang Xiaoxi was terrified, and was a little caught off guard by Cheng Zhen's sudden change of attitude.

He drank too much wine last night. Although he woke up a little bit from the fright just now, Tang Xiaoxi was still dizzy with a headache. When he got out of bed, his feet just touched the ground before his eyes suddenly became dizzy, and he fell back on the bed.

After trying several times, he couldn't sit up. Cheng Zhen came over with a towel, "Wash your face and wake up."

Tang Xiaoxi looked at him and looked at the towel. After what happened just now, he seemed to be much better, so he took it slowly.Not to mention that after washing, his head was indeed sober, he suddenly remembered something, and exclaimed: "Where's my meat?!"

"Pfft...you have meat on you." I was amused.

"No, bacon! I said bacon! Wait... it looks like you're wearing my clothes!?"

Cheng Zhen shook his head and took out the towel from his hand, "You still have the face to say, if it wasn't for your meat, I would smell like bacon? Don't worry, I've already cut it up and put it in the freezer. Just take it out and defrost it when you eat it.”

Tang Xiaoxi had an incredulous expression on his face. How could he know Cheng Zhen so well?

Cheng Zhen was speechless, and went into the kitchen with a towel to get something to eat.

After a while, Tang Xiaoxi was not so dizzy and wanted to change clothes.Drinking, chatting and sleeping yesterday, the clothes on her body were already crumpled, and there is still a scene today, so she can't wear this.

After thinking about it, he opened the closet next to the bed, took a look, and ran into the kitchen angrily, shouting, "Cheng Zhen! You you you...why did you touch my wardrobe?!"

There was a smell of vegetables in the kitchen, and Cheng Zhen was frying the cut bacon with a pot in one hand and a spatula in the other.

"I don't move your closet, how can I get clothes?" Or are you afraid that I will see that it is full of women's clothing?

"...Then, you shouldn't take it all away, what should I wear?"

"You only have two sets of men's clothes in total, and the rest are all women's. Last night you vomited all over me, I changed a set, helped you clean up the bacon, and changed another set. I haven't said anything about you yet. Your family sells butchers. Right, I sent you so much, plan to eat this all year long?"

Tang Xiaoxi gritted his teeth, "Don't worry about it."

Cheng Zhen was speechless with a smile on his face, and then a plate of fried bacon came out of the pot, and he handed it to her and said, "Here, put it on the table."

Tang Xiaoxi looked at the dishes in his hands and couldn't help being stunned. Cheng Zhen's cooking skills are very good, and the fried bacon dishes are very good.

Cheng Zhen, who looks like a young master, can cook?He thought he would at most fry an egg and make porridge or something...

Cheng Zhen urged: "Don't just stand around stupidly, finish eating quickly, and we'll go to the mall to buy you clothes after eating."

"...Huh? Oh."

After a while, an egg soup and a little stir-fried bacon are on the table. As for the rice, it will be cooked after pressing it with a rice cooker.The two sat around the table, Cheng Zhen ate casually, but Tang Xiaoxi was not so good, he looked at his phone for a while and raised his eyes to peek at Cheng Zhen, always feeling like a dream.

In the past, I liked Cheng Zhen very much, and I cared about him in my dreams, but at that time, Cheng Zhen was unattainable, so he just thought about it, and now I don't like him...the two of them sleep together and have breakfast together Oh, it's amazing...

Cheng Zhen noticed his strange behavior when looking at his mobile phone, and asked, "What's wrong? Wait for your girlfriend to call again?"

"...I don't have a girlfriend."

Cheng Zhen suddenly smiled: "You don't have a girlfriend and return a cabinet of women's clothes, are you really a womanizer? When will you wear them for me?"

Cheng Zhen said with a teasing smirk, Tang Xiaoxi cursed the pervert in his heart, ignored him, and continued to eat the rice in the bowl.

At this time, the phone rang suddenly, and it was the ringtone of a text message.

Tang Xiaoxi quickly picked it up and looked at it. When he saw it, he was overjoyed. It said: Your tail number is XXXX and your income is 3000 yuan.

My sister finally has money to pay the rent! !

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