I have become a handsome old man [Entertainment]

"What are you doing here?" Cheng Zhen leaned against the front of the car, lighting a cigarette in his spare time.

Zhou Wenwen is quite beautiful, with big buttocks and big breasts, and a pair of round white legs exposed in a miniskirt. Unfortunately, her big breasts, brainless and arrogant personality are destined to be cannon fodder.

Zhou Wenwen specifically looked at the drowsy man in the car, his eyes were full of coquettishness, "How about giving me Tang Qi? I'll send him back."

"...No, thank you."

"Don't be so unfeeling, didn't you just show a reluctance in front of Director Zheng just now? Did you leave it to me, didn't you follow your wishes?"

Cheng Zhen snorted and said, "Give Uncle Tang to you? You want to fuck him to death, and he will be in the scene tomorrow. I don't want to slow down the progress of the crew because he can't get out of bed."

A promiscuous girl like Zhou Wenwen longed to eat a handsome man immediately when she saw a handsome man. It was probably because Cheng Zhen saw through her that he didn't want to see Uncle Tang go to the tiger's mouth.

Cheng Zhen didn't say much to her, just pinched his cigarette butt and got into the car. Before the car reversed, Zhou Wenwen frantically rang the bell behind him, refusing to give way.Cheng Zhen didn't have time to pay attention to her, he just did what he had to do, turned the steering wheel, stepped on the accelerator, and slammed into her car.Zhou Wenwen was shocked, his eyes were wide open, and he quickly backed away in fright.Cheng Zhen drove out of the garage.

Looking at Cheng Zhenyuan's black car, Zhou Wenwen was so angry that his chest was shaking, and he kept ringing the bell!

Just as Cheng Zhen got out of the garage, Director Zheng sent him Uncle Tang's home address as promised.He took a look at his phone, turned on the navigation, and went straight to Uncle Tang's house.

The night was like a curtain, Cheng Zhen drove wildly on the road, Tang Xiaoxi slept like a dead pig, and if someone would kidnap and traffic him, he would happily help count the money.

It took about half an hour to reach the destination.Cheng Zhen had a look of disgust on his face, because there is no parking space in the community!

Who told him where he parked his car?

...It really beeped the dog.

There's no way, let's get the uncle up first.

Cheng Zhen untied the two seat belts tied to Tang Xiaoxi's body, and dragged him out of the car. Tang Xiaoxi rode on his back like a mangy dog, with only his head exposed against Cheng Zhen's shoulder, breathing The room is full of the smell of wine!

After a quarter of an hour, it took a lot of effort before Cheng Zhen transported the mangy dog ​​to the door, gasped for a few breaths, and then threw him in the aisle.He had originally planned to leave like this, but just as he took a step, he heard Uncle Tang still thinking about his family's bacon in a daze, and kept saying, "Bacon...bacon...delicious!"

Cheng Zhen couldn't move his legs as if he stepped on dog shit.

I really owe him my whole life...

Cheng Zhen turned back again, fumbled for the house key from Uncle Tang's front trouser pocket, and touched something he shouldn't have touched. Cheng Zhen, who is also a man, had his own calculations in his mind. He had that thing as well as his uncle.

Uh-huh!Or your own size bigger!

However, Uncle Tang drank so much wine, that thing is limp, and that girl Wang Xiaoxiao didn't get an erection when she treated him so well?

Won't you not lift it?

Just as he was thinking, Cheng Zhen curled his lips playfully, took out the key to open the door, dragged the unconscious Tang uncle into the room, and threw him on the bed.

"...Hmm!" Tang Xiaoxi let out a painful murmur.

Cheng Zhen leaned over to the bedside to take a look. The top two buttons of Uncle Tang's jacket were undone, revealing a piece of spring color. The deep concave and sexy collarbone was fully exposed. The only thing that spoiled the view was the looming red scar under the white shirt.Cheng Zhen frowned slightly uncomfortably, thinking: That woman Wang Xiaoxiao was really ruthless, the scars have not healed until now, and I don't know if I can start working normally tomorrow...

"Fuck, find a chance to fire her!"

In fact, Cheng Zhen is not much better now, and Tang Xiaoxi vomited all over her body, and it still smells... smell? !Subconsciously, he grabbed the neckline and sniffed it. He smelled the sour smell...he had to quickly wash it off with a piece of clothing.

Looking around in the room, Tang Qi felt more and more poor.As soon as he entered the door, he found out that the bed was placed in the living room majestically instead of in the bedroom!And there is no bedroom!Just one living room and one bathroom!The large wardrobe is also in the living room!

How did Uncle Tang survive at such an advanced age?

No savings?

...fucking life.

After lamenting Uncle Tang's life, Cheng Zhen opened his closet and was stunned by the graceful scene inside!

...It's all women's underwear, panties, skirts, aunts and towels!all!all!There are only two or three pieces of men's clothing on the surface!Why? !

The idea that Uncle Tang has a fetish for women flashed across Cheng Zhen's mind for a moment, and then he was quickly suppressed by reason—maybe the uncle loves his girlfriend very much?

After a while, he casually took out a men's suit and walked into the bathroom to take a cold shower.

The bathroom of Tang Xiaoxi’s rental house can only be plugged in to boil water in advance. There is no gas burner, so hot water can’t come out directly. Fortunately, it’s summer now, so it’s okay to take a cold bath.

After about 10 minutes, I came out of the bathroom and stretched my arms twice, which felt very comfortable.The uncle's clothes were not that tight, and he thought his clothes would be too big, but unexpectedly, he just looked taller, but in fact he was not as strong as himself.

Cheng Zhen went to the balcony to help put away the bacon.

As soon as he got to the balcony, he felt the twitching sensation in the corner of his eyes again...

There is too much bacon! !

A whole balcony of meat! !

Uncle's hometown sells butcher! !

Cheng Zhen suddenly regretted taking a bath so soon...

Seeing the meat all over the balcony, Cheng Zhen somehow got an appetite...

Forget it, let's help uncle apply the medicine first...

In order for Uncle Tang to catch up with tomorrow's show, he also worked hard.

Probably because the room was too small, Cheng Zhen caught a glimpse of the medicine box at a glance, and he climbed onto the bed, and Uncle Tang's body was at his mercy until he stripped him completely.

Tang Xiaoxi slept like a dead pig, she didn't even know she was stripped off, and she foolishly talked about her bacon...

"Bacon...bacon...spicy without salt..."

Cheng Zhen: "..."

He was speechless for a while.

In fact, Cheng Zhen is quite a nice person. He helped him apply the medicine and collected all the bacon. He went into the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, and there was a series of chopping and chopping sounds, and a large piece of bacon was thrown away. Chop into diced meat.

Cheng Zhen's skillful technique is really astonishing.

The bacon was cut into five large pots!Pay attention to the wording, it is the five big pots, it is a pot, not a plate!It's a basin! !

Cheng Zhen deeply felt that Uncle Tang would be lingering with bacon for the next year...

The bacon was put in the freezer, and now he was very tired. After yawning through tears, he realized that it was already two o'clock in the morning... It took three hours to cut the bacon!

Waste of youth!

Fuck!

He thought he couldn't go back tonight, so he simply took another shower to wash off the smell of bacon, and put on Uncle Tang's last piece of clothes by the way. The washing machine is waiting to be washed off tomorrow morning.

After finishing all the work, Cheng Zhen finally collapsed from exhaustion, threw himself into Tang Xiaoxi's bed and passed out directly.

In the early morning of the next day, the fiery sunlight shot into the house accompanied by the singing of birds, and scattered gold scattered all over the ground.Tang Xiaoxi was the first to open his eyes, and suddenly opened them for no reason. In his sleep, he felt as if he was being crushed by a ghost. When he woke up, it was Cheng Zhen's photo, which was magnified countless times and was so beautiful that it would kill a dog. Face.

...Holy shit, what's going on! ?

Wait a minute, why does sister have such a headache! ?

Tang Xiaoxi didn't dare to move. After a while, he calmed down, thinking that he could take the opportunity to chop his dick with a knife.But then he thought about getting up and going to the kitchen to get a knife and forget it-what if he woke him up?

If you deploy a battle strategy in this posture of being hugged by Cheng Zhen...

Ah!

He decided to crush his eggs with his bare hands! !

Tang Xiaoxi's head was dizzy, which was obviously caused by excessive alcohol last night, but his reason was still clear. He moved a little quietly, freed one hand from Cheng Zhen's bear hug, and reached down without hesitation, wrapping the two eggs viciously with his big hand. , just about to exert strength, when someone's lazy voice just waking up fell eeriely from above his head: "Uncle Tang, I didn't expect you to have such a habit?"

"!"

Tang Xiaoxi was so frightened that his body trembled.

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