I have become a handsome old man [Entertainment]

After Tang Xiaoxi was stabbed to death, he was a corpse for a long time. He just listened to the sweet talk of the two above him. He didn't know what they were talking about. He just fell asleep until the director gave a click and the world was liberated!

He quickly picked off the culprit who tied himself into a rice dumpling, and then checked his body, the motor was full of red marks, the attack was ruthless.

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"That... Mr. Tang, Mr. Tang, I'm really sorry, I've hit hard." Wang Xiaoxiao came over coyly and bowed deeply.

Tang Xiaoxi didn't want to talk to her, he didn't expect Wang Xiaoxiao's innocent and cute appearance to hide such a violent heart, he was even more violent than his sister.

It's too cruel.

It's so ruthless!

How can there be a good place on her body?

Animals!

It's a love beast!

Tang Xiaoxi said with a cold face: "You go, don't let me see you again."

She burst into tears: "Woooo... the director asked me to... woooo."

Fuck, what does he ask you to do?Can't you just take it easy? !

Tang Xiaoxi gave a cold look: "Get lost!"

"woo woo woo woo……"

When everyone was making a fuss and finishing work, Cheng Zhen glanced over, smiled and patted the shoulder of the person next to him, and walked over, hooked Wang Xiaoxiao with his arms around him, leaned his whole body against her, and wiped away her tears, As gentle as the spring breeze in April, he said softly: "Who made our little beauty unhappy? Look at the crying nose, it's like a teardrop."

"Woo... Tang, Mr. Tang... wants me to get lost."

Cheng Zhen let out a long oh, and the ending sound was very long.

"Handsome Tang wants you to leave, why are you still standing here? Are you looking for scolding?"

With tears in the corners of Wang Xiaoxiao's eyes, she raised her head in astonishment.

Cheng Zhen turned his head casually, "Go slowly, don't see you off."

Wang Xiaoxiao let out a wow, and then burst into tears.

As expected of Cheng Zhen, Cheng Zhen looks very human, but in fact, this kid is full of bad things.Tang Xiaoxi laughed dryly, and put on his clothes silently, regardless of his injuries.Cheng Zhen smiled, walked over slowly, and glanced down at Tang Xiaoxi's crotch.

He laughed and said, "It was like that just now, but you didn't get an erection?"

...Bo/get up a p, sister is a woman in spirit, okay!It's disgusting to think about using this thing to plug/in there in the future.

Plug and plug in a wool!

If my sister can't change back, she will be a bachelor for the rest of her life!

Tang Xiaoxi's face darkened, "You don't need to worry about it." Putting on his clothes, he knocked him away, "Get out of the way!"

"Oh, do you still have a temper?"

Sis has a big temper, especially seeing your face, I can't help but want to fulfill my promise and cut your jj!

Tang Xiaoxi walked into the crowd, and there was a huge pile of equipment and props. Everyone was busy cleaning up the mess. When the director saw her, he came over to say hello with a smile, and stretched out his hand and said, "My name is Zheng. Everyone calls me Director Zheng. You The acting is very good, I will make it clear to Secretary Wang, if there is a chance to work together next time?"

Tang Xiaoxi stared down at the hand, he must be the one who talked about the love of the weasel to the chicken for New Year greetings, the front foot made Wang Xiaoxiao's desire flourish, and he would give a candy after the abuse of his sister.Does this have a high EQ?

Tang Xiaoxi didn't hold it up, turned around and said, "Thank you."

"Hehe, you still hold grudges, a big man can't be so stingy."

Wipe... said Miss is stingy?If my sister tells your sister that she has a woman's heart, will she scare you to death? !

Director Zheng went around in front of her, stretched out his hand again with a smile and said, "I didn't expect that little girl to be so ruthless... How about this, I'll invite everyone to rub it, and if you come, it's just an apology." gone."

The sincerity on his face didn't look fake. At this time, Cheng Zhen also came over to persuade him: "Just listen to Director Zheng. He is the leader among the directors. It's your luck to have a crush on you."

"Let's talk about your little one, do you really think she's new here? She tells everyone that she's new here, but we're not surprised."

Tang Xiaoxi was stunned, she really never doubted Wang Xiaoxiao, how could she be like that...

Director Zheng laughed and said, "Don't you want to shake hands with me?"

"..." Director Zheng said this, leaving Tang Xiaoxi speechless. What could he say?Don't hold, but everyone is treating guests to dinner, hold, what will happen to her injuries?

Tang Xiaoxi hesitated for a while, but still held it up, and called out cheekily: "Zheng, Director Zheng."

Director Zheng laughed loudly: "Okay! Make an appointment at night, let's have a good drink!"

Tang Xiaoxi was suddenly infected by his atmosphere, and said with a smile: "Hey!"

Tang Xiaoxi felt melancholy at the thought of having to live with a group of big men in the future.If you are lucky enough to rely on your face to make a living, it is not bad to be an actor to please a lot of little girls, and he will not get married yet, fans are eternal love.

Then again, how did he become a man?Could it be that the meat on the chest was turned to the bottom after being blown up casually by a bomb? ! !

... kidding me.

If the elder sister can't change back, being a bachelor for the rest of her life is the next best thing, what about the old mother... Who would faint when seeing the daughter he raised for 28 years suddenly become a handle? !

What's more, the old mother has high blood pressure...

In the evening, Tang Xiaoxi followed the crew to a small restaurant, where they ate, chatted and drank... He watched the table full of people holding up the banner of cleaning up the dust, pouring wine into his glass non-stop.

After drinking cup after cup of spicy wine, he drank it to his heart's content at the beginning, and it just poured out his melancholy, but after drinking it, he couldn't do it anymore, his whole head was dizzy, and everyone was shaking...

Tang Xiaoxi pointed at one of them drunkenly, and grinned: "Huh? Why are you dancing, hehe, it's still a black swan."

The man looked confused: It's a black swan... How dizzy...

Tang Xiaoxi blushed and staggered a few steps, one couldn't help but vomited on the nearest Cheng Zhen, "Ugh..."

Then fell asleep.

"Damn...!" Cheng Zhen immediately backed away in disgust, the filth was still stained on his clothes, shaking his clothes and complaining: "Fuck... spit me all over!"

Can't drink but still hold on!

Director Zheng stood up suddenly: "Okay! Let's stop here today, everyone is tired, that Cheng Zhen, you can send Tang Qi back, I will send you his address later."

Being named to send a drunk home, Cheng Zhen was 1 unwilling, but because of his feelings, he only murmured a few words in his heart.

"Why don't you send it to my house directly, so that I don't have to go back after seeing Uncle Tang."

Tang Xiaoxi was confused when he heard that someone wanted to carry him back, and he objected mentally to death: "No~ The bacon my mother sent is still hanging on the balcony~ How about being crawled by flies and insects in summer..."

Is it easy for the old mother to get some bacon, I don't want to eat it and send it to her, sister must not be cheap!

Cheng Zhen was speechless, and when he looked up and saw Director Zheng's look of "Let him go, he's tired too", he knew it was useless to decline.Take him to the garage.

Cheng Zhen drove over, and the manager didn't follow him. He could have eaten and gone to play elsewhere, but he dragged Tang Qi, a drunk.

He held back all night without drinking, just waiting for Director Zheng to let them go at this point... It's really that the plan can't keep up with the changes.

Cheng Zhen dragged her into the car and threw her into the back seat like rubbish. When she missed it, she moved her feet and tied the two seat belts directly for her.

Tang Xiaoxi was really unlucky, he was bundled up twice in one day...

Cheng Zhen stepped on the accelerator and was about to reverse the car when a white convertible blocked his way.He frowned and looked in the rearview mirror...

"...Zhou Wenwen?"

The author has something to say:

First of all, three messages exploded today, Wahou Kaisen, everyone collectively! (づ￣3￣)づSecondly, the stupid author coordinates to locate Xitang, and I walked for another day today, and my feet are blistered T^T, and it suddenly rained at night, and it hurts T^T