I have become a handsome old man [Entertainment]

The 3000 yuan was promised by Secretary Wang to Tang Xiaoxi.Director Zheng praised him in front of Secretary Wang, and Secretary Wang immediately asked his superiors to advance a certain amount of money, which will be deducted from his part of the play fee when he takes on the next play.

From now on, Tang Qi officially became an [-]th line ♂ young actor under Tianying.

At about 08:30, Tang Xiaoxi got into Cheng Zhen's car, called the landlord the money in the car, and then called the landlord back.The landlord kept praising him on the phone, saying that he was capable, and he got 3000 yuan in just one day.

Three thousand, enough for Tang Xiaoxi to live for three months.Speaking of which, he still has some money in the bank/card, but not much. Every month, she will remit some money to her parents in the countryside, plus daily expenses, and the house fee she paid when she was a woman, the money she can really save Not many.

After becoming a man, he can't work in the original company as Tang Xiaoxi, and his source of income will eventually return to zero.

Now that I can rely on a handsome face to eat and be an actor, I don't have to lose my major in university...

Tang Xiaoxi hated the chattering voice on the other end of the phone, so he hung up the phone without much annoyance, this action caught Cheng Zhen's attention, and he asked while driving, "You have a bad relationship with the landlord? "

Tang Xiaoxi tilted his head back and sank into the soft car seat, "Landlord, it's always like this. When you don't get the rent, you are so fierce that you want to eat people. When you get the rent, you want to continue to live."

"Then you still rent it?"

Tang Xiaoxi smiled wryly: "You think I'm you? You drive a luxury car and buy a villa, and you have endless money to spend. If you have nothing to do, you can still pick up girls."

Cheng Zhen snorted and laughed, "Uncle, how do you talk, you think I haven't had a hard time? When I was miserable, it was much worse than your current situation."

"You? How bad can you be? Aren't you born in a wealthy family? What kind of hard life did you live in rich clothes and fine food?"

"Tch, I debuted for five years, and for four years I was fighting against my dad. He refused to let me become a movie star, and completely blocked me for four years. It made me become famous in the entertainment circle for five years. During the four years For several months, I couldn't even pay the rent, so I just wandered outside, and your suffering is not half as much as mine." As he spoke, Cheng Zhen smiled a little sheepishly.

"……cut."

"Are you still not convinced?"

"What's there to be unconvinced about? You are more miserable than me, so I should sympathize with you. Are you Cheng Daqiong?" Tang Xiaoxi tilted his head out while lying on the back cushion, and looked at him with a smile on his face.

Cheng Zhen rolled his eyes at him, and continued to concentrate on driving, "Why do you always talk to me with thorns, have we met before? I didn't offend you, did I?"

Cut... you really offended my sister...

"No—" Tang Xiaoxi dragged out a long tone lazily, then turned his face away with his mouth pursed.

"..."

The two of them didn't talk to each other, and the black car quietly got on the expressway, and drove forward like a gust of wind, until it turned into a black spot and disappeared.

In about half an hour, Cheng Zhen took Tang Xiaoxi to a large shopping mall in the city center. There were hundreds of stores in the shopping mall, such as clothing stores, shoe stores, jewelry stores, etc., all of which were international brands.When Tang Xiaoxi was just a small employee, she looked at this kind of rich shopping mall from a distance, as if she had eaten poppies. Her two eyeballs were inseparable. Now that she really stepped in with her two feet, she felt really happy. It's like climbing a fairy...

"This one, this one, and this one...all for the dazed gentleman over there to try."

Cheng Zhen pointed to Tang Xiaoxi, whose eyes were empty, while talking to the shopping guide.The shopping guide took the clothes and walked up to Tang Xiaoxi, bent over steadily, and when he saw his handsome face, he immediately smiled like a flower, and said, "Mr. Tang, Mr. Cheng over there would like you to try it on." These three outfits."

Tang Xiaoxi came back to his senses and turned his head to look, only to see someone wearing his clothes smiling and waving to him...

...Why didn't he directly pinch his balls when he was on the bed, and was beaten by him... Mistake, misstep!

"Mr. Tang?" Miss shopping guide called again.

"what?"

"Is it convenient for you to try it on now?"

Tang Xiaoxi's eyes fell on the clothes in her hands, and he hesitated for a while. Among these clothes, he could afford at most two sleeves in the past, and they were all his belongings.

If he takes it, God knows when the money will be paid back.

Wait a minute, why did my sister pay him back?My sister is the one who wants him to kill off his children and grandchildren, still care about money?

p!

Not yet!If you kill me, you won't pay it back!

"Ahem," Tang Xiaoxi said sternly and righteously, "Where is the fitting room?"

Miss shopping guide: "I'll take you there."

Cheng Zhen watched Tang Qi being ushered into the fitting room, and he sat on the sofa rubbing his lower lip with his fingers, smiling deeply.

After a while, he suddenly got up and walked to the fitting room with Tang Qi, with a light hook of his slender fingers, the door curtain was pulled open a small hole.Cheng Zhen peeped in with a pair of thief eyes, and saw a strong and generous back, with a smooth and curved back leading down to a sexy waist, and then down to a plump buttocks. At this time, Tang Xiaoxi was stripped to nothing but a pair of underwear , the clean and fair long legs stood straight, and the dent between the buttocks made Cheng Zhen silently swallow a dry mouthful of saliva.

Cheng Zhen only felt his lips and tongue were dry, and his heart throbbed.

Cheng Zhen only saw Tang Qi's body in his underpants when he was filming S/M scenes, but at that time he was far away and couldn't see it clearly. Watching the camera was even more unsatisfactory.Now look closely at Uncle Tang, who only has underwear left, that figure, in one word-absolutely.Cheng Zhen gestured with his hands, no more, no less, every part of Uncle Tang's muscles, he just could hold it.

Fuck, I really want to slap that ass.

Cheng Zhen lit the fire and burned himself.He put down the door curtain cruelly, and took several deep breaths before suppressing the evil fire.

Tang Xiaoxi got dressed and walked out, looking left and right, looked in the mirror, from a woman's point of view, she looked great.

"Hey, Cheng Daqiong forced you to come here, you chose the clothes, what do you think?"

Cheng Zhen hadn't slowed down yet, so he didn't dare to get too close, so he took a look from a distance, nodded and said, "Well, that's right, sure enough, it's best for uncle to wear a suit."

"Tsk, what do you mean, think I'm old?"

Cheng Zhen laughed and said, "No, uncle, you are very masculine, you look mature and stable, you look like an elite in a suit and tie."

Tang Xiaoxi frowned, and while wearing his tie seriously, said, "Don't make fun of me, you want to call me a beast in clothes."

Cheng Zhen smiled and said, "I didn't say that... Hey, why are you dawdling with a tie on?"

"What's more, it's the first time I'm wearing this thing, what's the matter with the collar and tie?" Tang Xiaoxi fiddled with the collar in the mirror with an embarrassing expression.

...How to tie this ghost tie, my sister has never tied it.

"That's all! I'll help you." Cheng Zhen stood up and went to help tie the tie. Tang Xiaoxi raised his jaw, revealing a fair neck. Cheng Zhen took the opportunity to touch it, and Tang Xiaoxi said in surprise, "What are you doing?! "

"You've already held me, so what if I touch your neck?"

Tang Xiaoxi said coldly: "You are so shameless, who applied the medicine on my body? Don't tell me, I can sleepwalk and apply ointment?"

Cheng Zhen tied the tie after a few detours, and said with a smile, "You almost vomited bile that night, and you smelled of wine all over your body. I'm not interested in touching you. I put it on for you, and didn't even touch it."

"Really?"

"What did I lie to you for?"

Tang Xiaoxi breathed a sigh of relief immediately, she thought that what had happened to her by this pervert, and scared him into a cold sweat.He had heard before that men and men can also do things between men and women, but he didn't know how to do it... It seems that he has to look it up online, so as not to fall into the mouth of a wolf and not know.

"...I just trust you once. By the way, there is something I want to ask you. You are a big star running outside in public like this. Are you afraid of encountering high-level blacks or paparazzi?"

"What season is it?"

"Summer."

"temperature?"

"...38."

"Is the suit hot?"

"...Hot, hot."

"It's hot in formal attire, and you want me to wear a mask, sunglasses and a peaked cap to fully arm myself? You don't think it's too hot, you have to consider the audience's eyes of caring for the mentally retarded, right?"

Wearing these gadgets during the dog days, do you really think that celebrities are inflatable dolls?

Tang Xiaoxi was dumbfounded, thinking: It seems to be such a reason...

Cheng Zhen chose a total of three sets of clothes, a formal suit and two short-sleeved shorts.When paying the bill, I changed to a shopping guide. This one is much younger than the one just now. It looks like he has been chasing after the stars. When he saw Cheng Zhen, he seemed to have discovered a new world. He rushed over without a brake and asked for his autograph. What do you say? I'm your big fan", "I love you the most", "I've watched all your shows" and so on.Cheng Zhen, who was arguing, had a big head, so he put on a benevolent posture and signed his name.

After paying the bill, Tang Xiaoxi never looked at the bill until he boarded the car...

Tang Xiaoxi didn't have anything, but he still had self-knowledge—if he didn't pay, he wouldn't pay!

Just so capricious.

Cheng Zhen, who had just been surrounded by little girls asking for his autograph, drove the car with a calm expression on his face, as if nothing had happened, and drove steadily.

Tang Xiaoxi couldn't help feeling admiration, and thought: If there was a handsome young man asking for his autograph, he would probably wake up laughing in his dreams.

He took a peek at the man next to him who wanted to drive seriously, with a perfect profile, but his youthful appearance revealed seriousness and seriousness that didn't match his age...Suddenly, something in Tang Xiaoxi's heart rushed out as if it was about to break out of a cocoon, which was very strange Feeling like trying to tamper with all his knowledge of Cheng Zhen.

For example, a man who can cook good food is not bad at all?Or, the man who can help him collect the bacon, cut it up and put it in the freezer knows how to be diligent and thrifty?Or, the man who spends money like water without blinking his eyes is the legendary tall, rich and handsome? ?

No, no, Tang Xiaoxi, Tang Xiaoxi, you have to see this man clearly, no matter how gentle he is, he is not for you Tang Xiaoxi, he only has Tang Qi in his eyes, and everything he does is because of Tang Qi, and has nothing to do with you Half a dime relationship.

If you insist on saying yes, it's just an abandonment, an abandoned relationship, that's all there is between Tang Xiaoxi and Cheng Zhen.

Nothing else.

He always understood.

The air conditioner was turned on in the car, cold wind and hot air intertwined, and the drowsy smell in the air was wanton. Tang Xiaoxi slept all the way to the set until Cheng Zhen woke him up.

"Wake up, don't fall asleep."

"Hmm... are you there?"

"You've been sleeping all the way, and if you don't come out, I'm going to hug you directly."

"...Shameless."

"Ha ha!"

Damn, I can still laugh when I scold him.

This time, the shooting location was set indoors, and it was the part where the male partner asked the female protagonist to come out to the forest.Before the male lead died, he confided his feelings, saying that he was in love with the male lead.

In fact, Secretary Wang did not send all the scripts to Tang Xiaoxi, but picked out some general settings and scripts that only had male supporting roles, so the scripts that Tang Xiaoxi got were not all the scripts.

Besides, with so many male supporting roles and so many plots, my sister only needs one night, so how developed a brain can memorize them all? !Besides, Secretary Wang Zhang Qian and later Director Zheng wanted him to come just to make a sex scene, right? ! !

Only the insane sent him all the scripts!

However, Tang Xiaoxi's situation is different now. He is an artist officially signed by Tianying, and he is obliged to know the whole process of the play.

Director Zheng wanted to tell him about the setting of the whole play. Tang Xiaoxi had already made intensive psychological preparations early in the morning, ready to be thundered and anxious.

...but the ending didn't seem to be as shocking as he had imagined, but he was a little panicked...

The supporting male played by Tang Xiaoxi happened to be the last one, the n+1th one.The male supporting role is deeply in love with the male lead. The first n male supporting characters are actually one person, different characters played by the same soul, and fall in love with the same male lead with different images.

It's absolutely enough.

The male supporting role has a special physique, as long as the body dies, the soul can attach to another person, turning himself into him, thus producing another male supporting role.However, this ability has a fatal flaw - it cannot be possessed by the wrong gender.Men can only possess men, women can only possess women...

Speaking of which, the supporting male lead is also a madman. In order to make the leading male lead fall in love with him, he kept changing his identity, jumping off cliffs to commit suicide, looking for the next target, and continuing to attack the leading male lead.

Tang Xiaoxi really thought he was a lunatic, the kind who just escaped from the mental hospital.If Tang Xiaoxi thought that the male lead was a fool and the female lead was a sensualist before, it seems that they are all normal now, and this male lead is the real madman!Emotional madman!

Even the final ending is actually the hero's fantasy!After the male protagonist killed the n+1th male supporting role, the images of the male supporting characters overlapping each other's eyes kept flashing in his mind, and their eyes were exactly the same!

The male protagonist was overly frightened, and ran to the bottom of the cliff where the male supporting actor jumped off the cliff. The bloody scene under the cliff scared him crazy, and there were corpses all over the floor!He knew it all!All the men he thought were going to rob him of the heroine! !

The male lead went crazy on the spot, staggered all the way back to the female lead's house with a dull expression on his face, when the female lead came to care about him, his eyes were red and he turned his head, just in time to see the fruit knife on the tea table...

White knives go in and red knives go out, the heroine dies on the spot...

The male lead hugged the female lead's body, shed tears while laughing, and said plausibly, "Who killed her, I want revenge"...

At that time, the male lead who was stabbed by the male lead had already given up. He wanted to stop pestering him and wait for the day when his soul returned to the west, but seeing the male lead in such pain, he finally chose...to attach himself to the male lead.

Let the hero's soul sleep in the body, dreaming of the dream of opening a harem with the male protagonist, but the male protagonist has stayed in the prison all his life...

The corner of Tang Xiaoxi's mouth twitched, thinking: Damn, this is really a horror movie!Still an idol horror tertiary movie, what the hell! !

Damn...Which one is the screenwriter, fuck off!Sister, I want to teach you how to behave!

In other words, is the release scale of domestic films already so large? ! !It's clear that this film is released to scare the kids! ! !

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⊙_⊙ Those who watch this chapter should be mentally prepared, this script is a bit crazy, please don't complain about it.

In addition, the monkey fat in this chapter is not vegetarian~(≧▽≦)/~Hurry up!