My bamboo horse is scumbag

Even the most famous same-sex bar in Ning City is empty at two or three o'clock in the afternoon.

Chen Youhan and his boss Qiao Chu are old acquaintances, the two share similar tastes to a certain extent, and become best friends for a while.It's not yet business hours for the bar, the headlights are not turned on, and the feasting and feasting in the middle of the night are shrouded in gray light at this moment.Behind the bar, a waiter lowered his head and was wiping glasses.

The tall figure sat down on the high chair, Chen Youhan knocked on the table, ordered a glass of whiskey, "Where's Qiao Chu?"

Qiao Chu happened to come out from the backcourt, saw him alone, knew it in his heart, and said intentionally: "Yo, what's going on today, no one is with you?"

"It's dismissed." Chen Youhan hooked the corners of his lips: "I found that you are very concerned about my relationship status. Why, do you want to try it with me?"

Qiao Chu has long been used to his dog's stinky virtue of not being able to spit out ivory, so he said blindly to him: "I heard that when you line up from here to Xijiang Avenue, you won't take a fancy to it? "

"Since when did you work part-time as a pimp?"

"Look at what you're saying, haven't I been working on promoting the business of pimping?"

The ice floe collided with the glass wall and made a crisp sound, Chen Youhan took a sip: "I'm not interested recently."

"I'm not interested," Qiao Chu dragged his tone, "—or not?"

Chen Youhan cursed with a smile, and slapped the lighter in his hand.The flames trembled, he lit his cigarette, and took a deep breath.

The smoke blurred his drooping side face, he changed his mind temporarily, and said casually: "Forget it, let me introduce a few."

"Say it early! Why are you so reserved with your buddies?" Qiao Chu waved to someone: "Go, who is it for? Xiao Jiu! Call him and tell him that Young Master Chen is looking for him."

Chen Youhan held a cigarette between his fingertips, squinted his eyes and said, "Is it for sale?"

"Just kidding, it's a student."

"student?"

Qiao Chu knew what he meant, and quickly proved her innocence: "Don't look at me with that look, it's the first time I've become an adult."

"Introduce me to play for the first time, you can ruin people." Chen Youhan is very particular about people, he doesn't want those with a clearly marked price, he doesn't want those with a bad reputation, and he doesn't want young children, not to mention physical conditions such as looks and body , It's really a young master's disease to make an appointment.

"He likes you, and asked Chen Shao every day if he came today. It's been more than a month. You look good, and don't be too beastly." Qiao Chu patted him on the shoulder with the back of his hand, "You take care of yourself." look.

Chen Youhan laughed so hard that he couldn't even hold his cigarette, he was choked and coughed while laughing: "Is that how you see me?"

Qiao Chu wanted to say a few more words, but when she raised her eyes, she saw a person standing at the door against the light.He was a tall and thin boy who seemed to want to come in but didn't dare to come in.The lights in the bar were not fully turned on, so the child's face could not be seen clearly, but the silhouette of the child was vaguely outlined, tall and thin, and looked good.

Qiao Chu laughed: "Xiao Jiu? What a coincidence! Come, come in!"

The boy took two steps, but before he got close, Boss Qiao pulled his arm and pushed him to Chen Youhan's eyes, his snow-like face was suddenly exposed under the light.His lips were tightly pursed, his eyes didn't dare to look at Chen Youhan, so he had to lower them, only occasionally raised them for a glance, and quickly lowered them again.

Chen Youhan smiled, as if he was really a student.

"Come on, let me introduce you. This is Xiao Jiu, Xiao Jiu. You don't need me to say more, Young Master Chen?" Qiao Chu smiled ambiguously.

Chen Youhan put out the cigarette, and stretched out his hand: "Chen Youhan."

A circle of white shirt cuffs came up to the wrist, and the sapphire cuffs were waiting to reflect the light, and the well-tailored suit wrapped his arms.Looking up along the arms, the first thing you see is the curve of the neck and the man's Adam's apple.Xiao Jiu's face turned red immediately, and he was too cautious to take Chen Youhan's hand. When Boss Qiao pushed him, he woke up like a dream, stretched out half of his arm, and gently shook Chen Youhan's broad palm. , and quickly shrank back.

Qiao Chu was quite embarrassed. The fresh students were indeed different from those glib little boys. They liked them, but they still didn't get along.He half-truthfully joked: "Young Master Chen has a thorn in his hand, he retracted his hand so quickly."

Chen Youhan said with a smile: "Don't pay attention to him." Then he took the other's shoulder lightly and familiarly: "Have you eaten yet?"

Xiao Jiu said no, and Chen Youhan took him out for dinner. Before leaving, Qiao Chu blinked at him, and Chen Youhan raised his hand and gave him a middle finger.

Chen Youhan was watching the work group on his mobile phone, when the sound of the shower came from the bathroom.

It was the first time for that child to be obedient to the point of obedience, let him be manipulated, and then quietly cleaned up by himself, without any coquettishness during the whole process.It was the first time for Chen Youhan to meet such an obedient object.

The sound of the shower stopped.After a while, the bathroom lights went out, Xiao Jiu walked to the sofa in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows with a little steam, hesitated for a while, leaned over cautiously, rubbed Chen Youhan's arm, trying to hug him.

Chen Youhan stretched out an arm to wrap him around, without taking his eyes off the phone.After a while, he looked for water to drink, turned his head, and saw Xiao Jiu's puppy-like eyes.

Qiao Chu was right, she was very obedient.If you are very good, you will definitely be very straightforward when you break up, but Ye Kai doesn't need to—

This was a very abrupt and unreasonable association. Chen Youhan was slightly taken aback, put down the phone, and asked endlessly, "Are you still in school?"

This was the first time he took the initiative to ask something, Xiao Jiu's eyes lit up, and he answered quickly: "Well, I'm a senior in Tianyi."

...Is this the only school in Ning City?

"I heard you like me."

"like."

"why?"

This stunned Xiao Jiu, and his blank expression was a bit pitiful: "I just... like it."

Chen Youhan smiled: "Then do you understand me?"

"... I don't know much about it." He said timidly, but honestly.

Seeing that Chen Youhan didn't speak, Xiao Jiu added: "I just heard..." He looked at Chen Youhan's face, and carefully considered his words: "It seems that Young Master Chen is a playboy, but he has someone in his heart."

This is an unexpected answer.Chen Youhan laughed: "Me? Someone in your heart?"

Xiao Jiu nodded.There are rumors about Chen Youhan's affairs in the circle. He picked the interesting one and said: "They all said...that you often disappear after answering the phone, and once you took a cold shower and left."

Chen Youhan was noncommittal.

"And said..."

"what?"

Xiao Jiu mustered up her courage: "Say you have an illegitimate child."

Chen Youhan froze for a moment, couldn't help but smile, and raised his hand to rub Xiao Jiu's soft hair.

It doesn't mean anything else, it's similar to rubbing his home Alaska, just happy and smooth.

He remembered the time he took a cold shower, Ye Kai called to vent his anger on him when he lost the baseball game, blaming him for not going to the game.Chen Youhan still remembers the aggrieved and aggressive look on the phone.At that time he did leave his bedmate and run away.

Recalling this, Chen Youhan let go of Xiao Jiu, bent down and picked up a pile of crumpled shirts from the sofa.

"And..." He swallowed the impertinent words "Brother Youhan" and said, "Young Master Chen, are you leaving?"

Chen Youhan said "hmm", picked up the phone and car keys: "Call me when you're free."

These words dilute the loss in Xiaojiu's heart. Like a puppy after being caressed by its master, he immediately perked up his ears and cheered up.

The lights in the dormitory were turned off when the phone vibrated, Ye Kai just lay down, the light from the screen shone on half of his side face, leaving a light spot on the tip of his upturned nose.He glanced at the caller ID, picked up the phone and lowered his voice: "Hello?"

Chen Youhan's originally chaotic heart miraculously calmed down when he heard this sound.He leaned against the lamppost of the street lamp, half-raised his head against the dark window not far away, and habitually held a cigarette between his fingers.

"Sleep?"

"No, I was just going to sleep. What are you doing?" His suspicion could be heard through the phone: "Didn't you cause trouble again?"

Chen Youhan smiled silently: "No, I'm very good today, brother."

Ye Kai paused, lifted the quilt to the ground, and opened the closed balcony door, his voice was gently buried in the sound of the door being pushed and pulled.

In the night, he rolled his eyes and said, "Good brother."

"The younger brother is so good, is there any reward for him?"

"what do you want?"

Chen Youhan thought for a while, the red light of the cigarette was quietly burning in the dark night, after a while, he whispered: "It's nothing, I just want to see you very much."

Ye Kai's heart beat heavily, he opened his mouth slightly, speechless.

"Speak." In the night, Chen Youhan's voice was deep and gentle.He urged, with unquestionable orders.

"...The lights are turned off." He looked around and said to him.

"I'm not blind."

"……I slept!"

"On the balcony." I, Chen Youhan, easily pierced him, "Come on, look to the left, I'm at the east gate."

Ye Kai leaned out of the balcony and looked to the left.His dormitory building is next to the back door of the school, and when he probed, he saw that there was indeed a person standing under the street lamp in the distance, with his long legs crossed and his back leaning against the lamp post, leaving him a neat silhouette.

Chen Youhan raised his voice, and resumed his playful tone: "Have you seen enough, your legs are sore."

Ye Kaixin shrank back and was speechless for a while: "I said the door..."

"You are stupid, don't you know how to climb over the wall?"

"I..." The blind voice after hanging up came from the mobile phone, Ye Kai held up the mobile phone for a while, and saw Chen Youhan throwing the cigarette on the ground and stomping it out, putting his hands in his trouser pockets and swaying leisurely under the wall .

He cursed in a low voice, opened the door and looked into the corridor, after making sure that there was no teacher checking the bedroom, he jumped down as fast as he could.

When he reached the back door, Chen Youhan was waiting for him through the iron gate.Under the moonlight, he changed into the body that was splashed with coffee during the day, but it was obvious that it had been ruined. Ye Kai knew that he probably just came back from fooling around again.

"Have you seen enough? Shall I light up for you?" Chen Youhan jokingly said.

Oh shit.Ye Kai looked back and choked back: "Don't you want to see me, now that you see me, go back."

"Where are you walking the dog?" Chen Youhan stretched out a hand from his trouser pocket, beckoning him impatiently, "Stop talking nonsense, the security guard is here."

Ye Kai is not used to him, there is a wall between top students and poor students, they can't get along with each other at all.

"I yelled. Ye—"

Ye Kai stopped in his tracks and turned around speechlessly: "Say, say you miss me so much you can't help yourself, say you want to die without me, and I'll come when you're done."

Okay, real Nima can play.

Chen Youhan raised one lip, took out his phone from his trouser pocket and opened the video, and said casually: "I, Chen Youhan, miss Ye Kai very much at this moment, I can't extricate myself from it, I want to die and live, I just want to see Ye Kai right now. he."

With Ye Kai's shocked expression on, Chen Youhan saved the video, called up Ye Kai's WeChat ID and clicked to send, and waved his phone provocatively: "... Please Huicun."

Ye Kai: "..."

He walked towards the fence with the mood of going to the grave, and it was not a big deal. He was willing to admit defeat and turn it over.Taking advantage of the run-up, he grasped the railing with both hands, kicked his left foot, and he jumped up easily. Just as he was about to jump, Chen Youhan shouted: "Wait a minute!"

This is neither up nor down, Ye Kai said angrily: "Why? Didn't you let me go back?"

Chen Youhan looked him up and down a few times: "The movements are quite professional, aren't you a professional wall climber?"

"Get out." After scolding, she was about to jump, but was stopped by Chen Youhan.

"Are you always finished?"

Chen Youhan cleared his throat, bowed to him as a Western social salute, and said affectionately in a translated voice: "Oh~"

"?"

"...Juliet, my Juliet!"

……Hold.

I ran here without sleep most of the night and got nervous.

Ye Kaifeng's messy expression was blank, and after a while, he asked bitterly, "Did you do it on purpose?"

Chen Youhan also couldn't help laughing, and returned to his normal appearance: "It's serious, it's just reciprocity." After saying that, he clapped his hands, "Come on, let's dance, Romeo will follow."

Ye Kai didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Okay, Mr. Luo, please pick it up." After saying that, he really let go and jumped.

Chen Youhan caught it, and hugged him tightly: "In the future, if you want to find a partner, you will have to look for someone like me, you know, I will definitely not let you fall over the wall."

Ye Kai pushed him away, and the smell of perfume drifted into the depths of his heart mixed with the night wind. At any rate, the night was dark, so his face whose temperature rose sharply would not be exposed.He whispered: "No, I have to find someone who is not willing to let me climb over the wall." After talking, I thought something was wrong, "If I really want someone like you, then my girlfriend must be a weightlifting champion?"

Chen Youhan laughed super loudly, then leaned down slightly, and asked logically: "What if it's not your girlfriend?"