My bamboo horse is scumbag

Ye Kai was forced to take half a step back by his suddenly approaching face, his underdeveloped Adam's apple rolled up and down, looking very flustered.

Chen Youhan straightened up, with his hands still in his trouser pockets, and he regained his casual expression: "Just kidding. Let's go, treat you to a late-night snack."

His car was parked next to him, Ye Kai followed, opened the door and got into the passenger seat, and saw a mobile phone in the gap when he put on his seat belt.

"Whose is this?"

Chen Youhan looked at it and cursed in his heart, nine out of ten it belonged to that Xiaojiu.On the surface, he was very calm: "Give it to me, my friend." He stretched out his palm in front of Ye Kai, while reversing the car with one hand.After waiting for a long time, Ye Kai didn't move. He turned his head and saw that the other party lit up the phone screen.The light from the screen could only illuminate half of his face, and for a moment Chen Youhan didn't know whether his expressionless face was due to his own thinking or the light was too blind.

"What are you looking at?"

Ye Kai poked the phone in front of Chen Youhan: "How is your new friend?"

Chen Youhan squinted his eyes, oh no, this screensaver looks familiar.

He has now believed the other party's statement that he has been secretly in love with him for more than a month. This photo looks like it was taken secretly, the light and shadow are chaotic, and the distance is far away, but Chen Youhan has a different kind of low-key and free-spirited temperament.

Chen Youhan couldn't help saying that he snatched the phone, and threw it into the back seat with a raised hand: "That's right, it's just that you despise me all the time, I'm actually very marketable."

"There are too many blind people, and there are not enough hospitals." Ye Kai put his hands on the back of his head, and said coolly: "We broke up in the morning and had sex in the afternoon, and you are not as diligent as you in cutting leeks."

Chen Youhan stepped on the accelerator, and said gracefully in the booming voice: "Thank you for the compliment."

This is the busiest time in the night market. Chen Youhan has a fixed place for the skewers, so he ordered some casually and ordered two more bottles of beer. He wanted to order a drink for Ye Kai, but Ye Kai didn't want to drink it because he was afraid it would affect his sleep. quality.In fact, he basically didn't eat at night, and he was really just sitting with Chen Youhan.

But Chen Youhan didn't seem to have much appetite, and basically didn't move what he ordered.

Ye Kai pressed his hand to his lips and coughed lightly.He and Chen Youhan were used to coming and going, and they felt uncomfortable if they were too quiet.Chen Youhan moved his lips, and as soon as he uttered a syllable, Ye Kai reflexively said, "What?" Like a vigilant little rabbit.

"...What are you excited about?"

"No, what exactly are you trying to say?"

Chen Youhan held up a chicken wing and said helplessly, "I just want to say that their chicken wings are pretty good."

"..." Ye Kai took the skewer of grilled wings in his hand, feeling aggrieved, and suddenly had a very confused and philosophical question: Why the hell am I here?Is it because I don't sleep well or because my grades are too good?As if to vent his anger, Chen Youhan gnawed it down, and Chen Youhan let out an "Ai" and floated in the air in fright. When Ye Kai was choked and his face flushed, Chen Youhan said slowly: "...It's just a little spicy."

your sister.

Ye Kai couldn't find water, so he grabbed something to drink while his eyes were blurred with tears. The cold liquid slid down his throat and into his stomach, and the burning feeling gradually subsided.His eyes were moist, his lips were red and swollen, and he looked at Chen Youhan faintly: "I've been drinking."

"Correct."

Ye Kai confirmed again: "I just drank beer."

Chen Youhan half-raised his hands and surrendered: "It's really not my fault."

Ye Kai sighed, buried his head in his arms, and said in a low voice, "You can't throw me by the side of the road."

"……OK."

"To take a shower."

"……Can."

"Ask for leave for me."

"……no problem."

After explaining the three "funeral matters", Ye Kai raised his head, looked at Chen Youhan pitifully with his reddish eyes, and his nasal voice also rose: "Don't tell my sister."

"... Absolutely not."

Ye Kai opened his mouth again, he didn't find anything to add for a while, his eyes quickly became blank, and then he fell asleep.

Chen Youhan let out a long sigh, Wenxiang Ruanyu didn't want to hug her, but ran here to wait for someone.He bent down and hugged Ye Kai: "Ancestor, you are really my ancestor."

Ye Kai's "pour in a glass" has been famous for a long time, and almost no one at the receptions and banquets dared to persuade him to drink.This is the young master of the Ye family's treasure, even if the young master does not drink at all, it will not hinder the inheritance of the family business, and his whole family, including his sister, treasure him tightly, which caused Ye Kai's drinking capacity to not improve.When Chen Youhan asked him out for supper, he didn't expect this -

All right, let's take off the shirt first.

The young man's body is thin and his skeleton is still growing, but he already has the outline of a young man.He likes sports, baseball, tennis, horseback riding, diving, skiing... He has a good figure.Chen Youhan lowered his head slightly, his eyes looked down from his waist and abdomen, and heaved a long sigh - the ghost knows that this is the first time he has sighed tonight.

Ye Kai was ignorant, his brows were stretched, his lips were slightly parted, and he looked like he was sleeping peacefully.Chen Youhan took a deep breath and took another deep breath, and the palms attached to his waist could feel everything without hindrance - the temperature of the young man, the delicate sense of touch, and the slightly elastic tightness.His eyes found a safe place to put it, and then he started to untie his pants.Ye Kai was wearing a school uniform, and the trousers were made of elastic bands, and they fell off as soon as they were pulled, but Chen Youhan stretched and retracted his hands, and finally scolded himself, stood up and pulled the collar with one hand while making a phone call.

"Hello? Well, call someone over, immediately, immediately!"

It's so fucking hot.

The housekeeping aunt rushed from the Chen family's main house to Chen Youhan's apartment in the middle of the night. Seeing the situation was clear, she quickly began to undress Ye Kai.After undressing, I have to move into the bathroom.Chen Youhan threw a big towel and said impatiently: "Wrap him up! What are you doing in a daze, wrap it up tightly!"

Auntie nodded hurriedly, while slandering in her heart, this boss has changed his sex today?But she didn't dare to say anything.She didn't know that this young master belonged to the Ye family.

There was the sound of rushing water in the bathroom. Chen Youhan leaned on the sofa with arms outstretched, eyes closed, and a pair of long legs crossed.The Adam's apple rolled, and he breathed a deep sigh of relief, the curve of his neck extended to the neckline where the two buttons were unbuttoned.There was a moment of silence in the room, he guessed that his aunt should be foaming Ye Kai, and the picture immediately appeared in his mind.

Oh shit.

Chen Youhan opened his eyes, took out a cigarette and a lighter from his trouser pocket, and lit it up with an annoyed expression.

After he finished smoking a cigarette, the aunt finally came out and asked him cautiously to help him.Chen Youhan put out the cigarette butt, and asked, "Are you all dressed?"

Auntie nodded hurriedly, Chen Youhan got up, and just took two steps when there was a loud bang from the bathroom.Seeing him stunned for a moment, his expression changed drastically and he ran into the bathroom.Ye Kai was wearing a T-shirt and underwear, and his lower body was still naked. Auntie might have helped him to sit against the wall in the cleaned bathtub, but Ye Kai still fell down and hit his head on the bathtub. Painful and confused expression.

Chen Youhan was furious: "How the hell did you do it?!"

Auntie was so frightened that she stuttered and her hands were shaking.She hadn't experienced the temper of the young master of the Chen family, but she had already heard it well. At this time, explaining it was courting death, so she simply said nothing like a piece of wood.Chen Youhan was so angry that he didn't even bother to scold, so he asked people to get out immediately.The aunt ran away as if she had received an amnesty.

Ye Kai supported the bathtub with his long legs propped up, his eyes were fixed on Chen Youhan's face, but he was obviously not focused.

"...It hurts so much." The corners of her eyes were red, and she cried.

Chen Youhan was upset, nonsense, can it not hurt? The one that doesn't hurt is the blow-up doll.He hugged the person horizontally, "I owe you in my previous life."

After two steps to the guest bedroom, Chen Youhan's face was impatient, but his hands were gentle. He put him on the bed carefully, covered the quilt, and tucked in the corners of the quilt. Seeing that Ye Kai was still half-opening his eyes, he said amusedly, "What are you doing, wine?" Wake up? Don't sleep anymore?"

Ye Kai blinked, but didn't understand.

Covering his eyes with his big hand, his eyes immediately went dark.The warmth of the palm pressed against the red and sour eye sockets, a sigh was heard in his ear, and then someone said in his ear: "Go to sleep."

Ye Kai hugged that arm reflexively: "Don't go."

Chen Youhan sat on the edge of the bed absent-mindedly: "Well, I'm not leaving." His tone was very perfunctory.

Ye Kai rubbed against him, he didn't know if it was a subconscious movement, or he just wanted to do it, he put his hands around Chen Youhan's waist: "Sleep."

Chen Youhan froze, pushed Ye Kai's soft hair, and whispered: "Next time, don't drink."

What if this is picked up by someone else?