My bamboo horse is scumbag

ten o'clock in the morning.

Chen Youhan sat by the window, the place was arranged by the other party, and everyone in Ning City thought it was romantic, but he was the only one who found it sour.

A fair boy sat across from him, with drooping eyes, pointed chin, small canine teeth, and a sweet name, Ruirui. He was his beloved bed partner for the past two months, and he was also the one he wanted to get rid of today.

After more than ten minutes of "friendly exchanges", Ruirui's voice was already crying.The third question of breaking up is the third one, and I am still struggling with the first one: "Why? Why do we have to break up?"

"No reason." Chen Youhan said with a smile, but there was no warmth in his eyes.

"You...you don't love me?"

Chen Youhan played with the lighter in his hand, turned it around, pressed a cluster of flames, then covered it, and repeated several times.When he heard the question, he paused, and half-closed his eyes, half-smiling: "What do you think?"

This is a question of self-inflicted humiliation. It is too grand to talk about love when you come out to play and pay attention to your love.

Ruirui's thick and long eyelashes drooped down, and after a while, a circle of small water stains gradually blurred on the table.

Chen Youhan looked at the time calmly.

Someone is running late.

And it was almost half an hour late.If he doesn't come again, he wants to flip the table.

The sobbing voice of the other party gradually faded away, becoming a meaningless background sound along with the busy traffic in the city.Chen Youhan's mind was empty, and his eyes turned to the street outside the window.

Although it is winter, Ning City is still full of greenery, and the air is full of flowers.Across the road, a teenager was waiting at a red light.He was wearing a plaid shirt with an open shirt, a white T inside, khaki pants, the trouser legs were rolled up to expose the ankles, a pair of red high-top canvas shoes were on his feet, a high-tie backpack was behind him, and he had black shoulders. The belt slanted across the chest, drawing out the outline of a thin chest.

It's Ye Kai.

When the green light came on, Ye Kai followed the crowd onto the white zebra crossing, and his figure was quickly overwhelmed by the crowd.

Chen Youhan looked away and looked at the boy in front of him. He was still crying, and the tissues were piled up on the table.

The glass door of the coffee shop was pushed open. Ye Kai stood still and looked around. When he saw Chen Youhan, he raised his arm and waved lazily at him, meaning that I'm here, and then walked over in a calm manner.

"Why so slow?" Chen Youhan stood up and let him enter the seat inside.

As soon as he entered, Ruirui stopped sobbing, and looked at him suspiciously and warily, watching him take off the limited-edition fashion brand shoulder bag, rolled up his sleeves, ordered a drink from the waiter, and turned his head again Facing Chen Youhan: "You still have the nerve to say it? I skipped class and ran out."

Chen Youhan smiled and rubbed his hair: "Okay, I'll make it up for you if you are wronged."

Ruirui's heart sank, he was very familiar with those eyes in the past two months, but now it's so hard to see them again.

"Come on, I didn't give you the skis that I promised last time, so I can barely trust you again."

After Chen Youhan said hello, Ye Kai turned his gaze to Ruirui who was facing him.He smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, did he cause you trouble again?"

This sounded polite, but with self-evident boundaries.

Ruirui suddenly realized that the long-standing speculation had been confirmed, and cried again: "Chen Youhan, you, you really have someone else."

"He is my son."

"Yes."

Two voices sounded simultaneously.

Chen Youhan: "..."

Why is this line different from what they used to cooperate with before?

Contradictory testimonies became the fuse, Ruirui wiped away tears, and said sharply: "Aren't you telling me the truth at this time?"

The situation is developing rapidly in the opposite direction to expectations.

Chen Youhan grabbed his hand and comforted him: "Shh, shhh——" Damn it, their table is about to become a center of gossip! "Don't shout."

Ye Kai sank half of his body into the sofa, and looked at Chen Youhan amusedly.With one hand on the sofa, he said casually: "Tell me, what will you do to leave him?"

Ruirui let out a "ha" and laughed angrily with tears in his eyes: "Who are you? Why?"

Ye Kai adjusted his posture and said solemnly: "I am Chen Youhan's boyfriend. We have been together for three years. In fact, besides you, he has more than a dozen sex friends. You are not the first, nor will you be the last. , and not the only one.”

Chen Youhan: "..."

Damn this drama went off the rails.

"Fuck!" Rui Rui's eyes were red: "Then you are still with him?"

Then he heard Ye Kai's laughter, a very indifferent and cynical chuckle, and he said lightly, "Yes, I'm actually still with him."

"Degenerate!" Ruirui got up angrily, love is worthless, only money!He said very fluently: "The breakup fee is on my card, and I will never see you again!" After thinking about it, he was still not reconciled, and when he turned around, he changed his mind and cursed——

"Scumbag!"

Whoa!

Brown liquid flowed down the handsome face and soaked into the front of the shirt.

Chen Youhan: "..."

Amidst Ye Kai's burst of laughter, he took out a tissue and wiped his face, stroked his forehead back, then picked up his cup and took a sip of coffee calmly.

Ye Kai laughed out of breath, his carelessness and cynicism disappeared, his disguise was removed, his face looked clean and innocent.Finally stopped laughing, he stretched out his palm: "The task is completed, send money."

Chen Youhan said with a cold expression on his face, "Ye Kai, your snowboard is gone."

The mirror in the bathroom was too bright and clear, reflecting Chen Youhan's distress.The expensive shirt was covered with brown stains, and this was the first time he had been so miserable after being a scumbag for so many years.After slowly washing his hands and wiping his face, he returned to the booth and saw Ye Kai holding a cup to drink water.He is thin and straight, and his manner of drinking water is also correct. Just now, he opened his mouth and shut his mouth, but he is actually a three-good student, possessing the nobility of the Ye family's strict tutoring day after day.

The light became fine, and knowing that Chen Youhan was looking at Ye Kai, he deliberately favored him more, and outlined a beautiful profile for him.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the sun is golden.

Chen Youhan took his seat, with a pair of long legs crossing his legs under the table: "Three years together? A dozen friends with benefits? Scum? Your script preparation is bloody good."

Ye Kai put down the water glass, and when he saw Chen Youhan's appearance, he began to laugh again, and said firmly, "My statement is very scientific."

Chen Youhan listened attentively.

"Look, have you ever seen a man in his 30s with a 16-year-old child? It's against the law to give birth to a minor."

It makes sense, but it was impossible to refute it for a while.In order to avoid wearing this indecent hat of breaking the law and committing crimes, Chen Youhan reluctantly accepted Ye Kai's script, and went up to hook him around the neck to negotiate: "...Can we say it differently next time? It's shameless."

Ye Kai's head jumped, and the body temperature and breath of the other party's sudden approach made him inexplicably panicked.But his expression was extremely restrained, and he said calmly: "I will make up the skis first, and then I will think about it as appropriate."

Chen Youhan couldn't hold back his laughter, and tapped his forehead with his fingers: "Okay, buy, double, buy one get one free."

Strictly speaking, Chen Youhan is Ye Kai's unilateral bamboo horse.

Brother bamboo horse.

Being 16 years younger and calling her elder brother is a bit of an advantage, but Chen Youhan and Ye Kai's sister Ye Jin are high school classmates. After thinking about it, I can only blame Ms. Qu Jia for having one child too early and working hard for the second child.Chen Youhan was a family friend of the Chen and Ye families, and Chen Youhan was idle, asking Ye Jin to copy homework all day long, and occasionally being forced to go to his house to attend cram school together. His relationship with Ye Jin was declining, but his friendship with Ye Kai was increasing day by day.Ye Kai's first fall, the first step, the first trembling meter, and the first run were all witnessed by Chen Youhan.

Flash forward 16 years.

Ye Kai was abducted by Chen Youhan to end his love mess for him, starting when he was four years old.

At that time, Chen Youhan was just twenty, and he was dawdling in an unreputable university in Ningcheng. The peach blossom debts he owed were as shocking as his failing grades.He was playing ball with Ye Kai when he received the call.The name on the caller ID was not very good. Between hanging up and blacking out and solving the matter head-on, Chen Youhan hesitated for two seconds, and finally picked up.

After making an appointment in a few words, he squeezed the person in his arms and asked:

"Would you like some ice cream?"

"think."

"Brother, will I take you to eat ice cream?"

"it is good."

"But brother has a condition, you have to call me daddy."

Let his mother Qu Jia hear this, maybe Chen Youhan will be buried in the grave tomorrow.

Ye Xiaokai blinked: "But you are Brother Youhan."

Chen Youhan was lost for a few seconds in the milky voice of "Brother Youhan", gritted his teeth and continued to do the act of being struck by lightning, tempting: "Hey, just call me daddy, and I will invite you." You eat ice cream for a month without telling your sister."

Ye Xiaokai blinked his eyes twice, tilted his head to think for a while, and quickly betrayed his integrity: "Okay."

ice cream shop.

The other party has arrived first as agreed.Chen Youhan bought a three-color ball, hugged the little boy and sat in his arms, and said, "Actually, there is something that I have been keeping from you..."

"Father, I want more." Before he could concoct such a shameful opening statement, Ye Xiaokai asked for another order with his mouth full of ice cream.

Chen Youhan: "..."

No, you still rush to answer?

The man on the opposite side widened his eyes, and the shocked look lingered between the two of them, "Chen Youhan, you..."

"Actually, I've always had a family."

... The eyes of the dog man are full of guilt and reluctance, and his handsome facial features have become his accomplices.

The plot is bloody, and the effect is very touching. The scumbag turned into a good father who couldn't help himself, and the society blamed him.

From then on, Ye Kai existed as Chen Youhan's breakup master, and as he got older, his professional skills became more and more proficient. When he was 13 years old, Chen Youhan gave him a scroll of a famous calligrapher.Ye Kai thought it was a poem or song, but when he opened it, there were only four fucking big characters written on it—the conscience of the industry.

One dared to give and the other dared to receive, the two partners had a tacit understanding and never overturned, until just now Ye Kai suddenly tampered with the script, instead of playing the card of family affection, he changed the card of cheating on a scumbag, which caused Chen Youhan to encounter coffee for the first time in his life.

As a client who smelled of coffee all over his body, Chen Youhan was heartbroken, but the instigator had already put on his shoulder bag and was about to flee the scene of the crime: "Brother Youhan, I'm going back first. It may be difficult to ask for leave for the next season and the final season."

Chen Youhan didn't want him to leave so quickly, so he stopped him from giving up his seat: "It's the end of the semester? How long?"

Ye Kai thought for a while: "One month."

"One month?!" The former student scumbag said he couldn't understand it: "I want to write a letter of complaint to Qu Jia."

Qu Jia, the chairman of the board of directors of Tianyi Middle School, Ye Kai's mother, a woman who Chen Youhan wanted to take a detour when she saw her.

Ye Kai laughed and said, "You think everyone is like you." Pushing him, "Excuse me."

Chen Youhan propped his head and crossed his long legs, but refused to make way for Ye Kai, and asked knowingly, "What's wrong with me?"

"It's okay." Ye Kai thought about his words, and sarcastically said, "It's just that every time I send your boyfriend away, I want to help him get an eye doctor."

... The little bastard is getting more and more agile in swearing.Chen Youhan took his arm, casually: "What about you?"

Ye Kai was stunned for a moment, and subtly avoided his sight: "Don't worry about it, I have very good eyesight."