The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

Qinglong was not originally golden, but when he was an egg, he watched too many dramas of the domineering president, and felt that the golden color was flamboyant. Not only was his name Jin Tian, ​​but even in human form he wore gold-rimmed glasses.

Regarding Jintian's gold-rimmed glasses, Yunzheng was the first to ask: "Xiao Jin, are your beasts also short-sighted?"

After learning that not everyone likes the look of gold-rimmed glasses with a suit, Jin Tian regretted taking off the gold-rimmed glasses.Lu Qi looked at Jin Tian deflated, feeling indescribably relieved.

Times have changed, and now Lu Qi is also a law enforcer after all, and he doesn't have much resentment towards Jin Tian.Lu Qi once asked Jin Tian why he suddenly disappeared tens of thousands of years ago.Jin Tian only said that being invincible was too lonely, so he ran to catch up with a new episode of a forensic drama.

That afternoon, Lu Qi's wages from the demon world and the live broadcast were paid out together. Seeing the extra 90 in the account, Lu Qi felt that he should have a meal to celebrate.It's nothing more than eating up all of Bai Ze's salary. It's not very good to live and eat for nothing at Yunzheng's house for so many days.It's just that when Lu Qi asked for dinner, Bai Ze and Yunzheng said that there was nothing else to do, and only Jin Tian nodded to accept the invitation, without any sign of being polite.

After transferring the tens of thousands of yuan he had eaten in the past few days to Yunzheng's account, Lu Qi took his suitcase and said goodbye.Walking to the front of the car, before he could do anything, Jin Tian had already taken the suitcase from him and stuffed it into the trunk, and sat in the passenger seat with a familiar and natural attitude.Lu Qi opened the car door, turned his head and glanced at Jin Tian: "After dinner, will you take a taxi back by yourself or should I send you back?"

Jin Tian lowered his eyes and fastened his seat belt, leaned comfortably on the car seat, raised the corner of his mouth and said, "I won't come back here."

Lu Qi was puzzled and asked suspiciously, "Where are you going if you don't come back here?"

"Go back to our home." Qingtian raised the paper bag in his hand, raised his eyebrows and said, "I told Yunzheng when you went to pack, and she helped me pack. But I don't have many things, only A bottle of shower gel and two bath towels, and I will trouble you to go to the supermarket with me later..."

"Wait a minute, that's my house, not yours." Lu Qi started the car while speaking, turning the steering wheel and said to Jin Tian, ​​"I'm not used to living with other people, you can find another place to live after dinner .”

Jin Tian looked at Lu Qi's side face, and suddenly laughed, his eyes were as deep as the sea, with a smirk on his mouth, he said casually: "I have no relatives in the human world, and the only one who can be considered an old friend is you, Lu Qi. ...If you refuse to take me in, I can't guarantee that I will do something that disrupts the order of the human world. After all, I am penniless now, if I do something in a moment of confusion..."

"Are you threatening me?" Whether the order in the human world is stable or not is directly related to Lu Qi's performance in that year.The Demon Management Office was already trying to reduce expenditures. If something went wrong, the leader would definitely take the opportunity to deduct his salary severely.Lu Qi never dreamed that Qinglong, who used to persuade him to obey the law, would look like this rascal now.

"No." Jin Tian shook his head, his voice was gentle, "I just stated a possibility to you kindly."

Considering that there are only seven days left in Jin Tian's legal residence time in the human world, Lu Qi decided to take him in.When Jin Tian is sent back to the demon world, the commission that should be given will not be less.The premise of returning to the demon world is to realize the wish and release the fetters.Thinking of this, Lu Qi couldn't help asking Jin Tian: "Speaking of Xiao Jin, do you have any wishes?"

"My dream." Jin Tian raised his eyebrows, took a deep look at Lu Qi, and suddenly spread his hands, "I haven't thought of it yet, let me tell you when I think of it."

"You still have seven days to think about it, remember."

Along the way, Lu Qi and Jin Tian lived in peace.It's just that this peace was completely broken when Lu Qi decided to eat Shaxian snacks.

"You actually brought me here to eat Shaxian snacks?" Jin Tian looked at the bright yellow signboard with a red background and refused to step in.

"What's wrong with Shaxian snacks? It's affordable and good."

"But I have been hungry for tens of thousands of years, and I just came out of the eggshell." Jin Tian pointed to the signboard of Sha County and pointed to his suit, "I dressed so formally to break the shell. The welcome banquet you prepared for me But Shaxian snacks? Ask yourself, is this appropriate?"

"Why isn't it appropriate?" Lu Qi looked at Jin Tian with a frown, and educated him earnestly, "Comrade Xiao Jin, hard work and simplicity are the spiritual qualities that every one of us in the demon world should promote. A meal in other hotels costs thousands of dollars." Ten thousand. But Shaxian snacks are different. You can get a bowl of Piaoxiang noodles for five yuan, and you can add sauce-flavored chicken drumsticks for ten yuan. Even if you can eat it, Shaxian snacks will give you the most affordable economical Help. If you refuse such a simple and considerate Shaxian snack, what will you make the braised chicken next door think of it, and what will the Malatang next door think of it..."

Jin Tian squinted at Lu Qi, and interrupted his long speech coldly: "If you insist on letting me eat Sha County, then I feel that I will soon lose control of the prehistoric power in my body and go out to make trouble."

"Oh, okay, okay, let's not eat Sha County today." Lu Qi looked around, it is located in the city center, and the normal per capita consumption is two hundred to three hundred.It's just that he alone is worth ten or a hundred, not to mention that he has a guy who hasn't eaten for tens of thousands of years with him.In this way, a meal will cost a lot of money.

Lu Qi quickly made a deal in his mind, and then smiled sincerely with Jin Tian: "At any rate, we are old acquaintances. On such an important day when you broke your shell, I think it is more sincere to cook for you by yourself. Of course, You don't have to be too moved, I'm always so generous to my friends, hahaha..."

Jin Tian looked at Lu Qi carefully, and finally nodded in agreement.

For Lu Qi, shopping for vegetables and cooking is something that Lu Qi is familiar with.

He drove his million-dollar luxury car around to the farmer's market in the western suburbs, and went straight to the aquatic area as soon as he entered.

The owner of the aquatic product shop recognized Lu Qi, and smiled as soon as he met him: "Hey, Mr. Lu, is it still the old rules?"

Jin Tian recognized that it was a carp spirit, and looked down at the water basin. There were grass carp, crucian carp, and snakehead swimming in it, but there were no carp.Lu Qi on the other end pointed to a small fish in the grass carp basin and said, "Just this one, old rules."

"Okay!" Carp Essence picked up the net bag and fished out the grass carp that was not very viable, then weighed the rest and calculated the price.Scraping scales, disemboweling the belly, and slicing the fish, all done in one go.

Lu Qi paid the money, and took the [-]-odd catties of grass carp and carp ingredients back home.As soon as he entered the door, Lu Qi went straight to the kitchen, washed the fish and poured it into a basin, and added cooking wine, salt, pepper, etc. to taste.Seeing that it was getting late, he asked Jin Tian to help him live broadcast Zuoyu with his mobile phone.As usual, I greeted the fans first, and chatted a few words about the Internet celebrity festival.Following Lu Qi, he cleaned the rice and cut it up, took the homemade sauerkraut from the jar, cut it up, took the scallions, garlic, picked pickled peppers, wild salamanders, and Chinese prickly ash.

As soon as the oil in the pan was hot, Lu Qi put the ingredients into the pan and stir-fried, the aroma instantly filled the room.The spicy smell mixed with the aroma penetrated into the chest from the nose, Jin Tian stepped forward holding the phone and turned on the range hood.Lu Qi just took charge of the spoon, added sauerkraut and fried it for five or six minutes before adding broth and cooking.When the soup boiled, Lu Qi took the fish bone that Jin Tian handed over and poured it into the pot, boiled it for ten minutes and took it out.Seeing that the soup is getting thicker, then pour the fish into it.

The broth is tumbling, and the fish is fragrant.Seeing that it was almost time, Lu Qi took out the boiled fish with pickled cabbage and sprinkled it with fried red oil. A delicious fish with pickled cabbage was ready.

Lu Qi held the pickled fish, Jin Tian came out with the rice cooker in his hands, and professionally took a close-up of the pickled fish.The fans' attention was still on the sauerkraut fish, and they felt their mouths salivating and their stomachs rumbling with hunger.

Just when Lu Qi took the phone and fixed it, served rice for Jin Tian to eat.But one shot, sharp-eyed netizens blew up the screen——

Yuko z: I'm sorry, who is that big, big, handsome guy that your husband eats with you? !

Da Da on my bed: Oh, I seem to see true love! ! !

Guo Chou Niu's mother: Husband, I'm sorry, I seem to have fallen in love with someone else.