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"I said, you'll regret provoking me."

When the golden dragon landed, it turned into a human form. His facial features were tough and handsome, his suit was straight, his figure was tall and straight, and he wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses.With one hand in his pocket, Jinlong stepped on Jiuying's body. When he spoke, the corners of his lips curled up in a showy and domineering manner.

Jiuying on the ground was motionless, and seemed to be out of breath.Jin Long shook his head and let out a sneer: "It's so boring to die so easily!"

Lu Qi stood aside, the more he looked at the golden dragon, the more he felt inexplicably familiar, but he couldn't remember where he saw it.Lu Qi squinted his eyes, and said in a tone that he didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement: "Yunzheng, don't you think that Xiao Jin's human form is a bit flirty..."

As if hearing Lu Qi's choreography, Jin Long casually turned his head and raised his eyebrows at Lu Qi.Lu Qi grinned at him, without the embarrassment of being caught speaking ill of someone.Jin Long raised his hand to support the mirror frame, and walked towards this side in a leisurely stroll.There was a faint light behind him, and the wind blew the ends of his hair, outlining his graceful eyebrows and eyes, and he came on stage with his own BGM.

Jinlong walked up to Yunzheng and stretched out his hand to her, with a smile on his handsome face: "After getting along for so long, I can finally introduce myself face to face. Hello Yunzheng, I'm Qinglong."

Lu Qi was still calm and relaxed at first, but when he heard Jin Long's words, his expression changed instantly——

Qinglong?He said he was Qinglong? !

Lu Qi clenched his fists subconsciously, his whole body trembling slightly, he couldn't tell whether it was the accumulated anger of meeting old enemies in a foreign land, or the excitement of meeting his opponents.

"I don't know if I should call you Taotie or Lu Qi now," Jin Long said with a smile on his face, his eyes flashed, "Anyway, hello old friend, we meet again."

If it wasn't for Lu Qi's good memory, he might really think this is his "old friend".

"Really, long time no see!" When Lu Qi spoke, there was a hint of gnashing of teeth.There was an undercurrent in the air, Lu Qi smiled at Jinlong, and suddenly attacked him.

Lu Qi's speed was extremely fast, and Jin Long was not too slow. The two of them started to fight as soon as they met each other, and distanced themselves from Yunzheng tacitly.

Lu Qi used seventy percent of his strength, and said while beating: "I have been looking for you for tens of thousands of years, and I thought Brother Qinglong was afraid of trouble and hid."

Jin Long sideways avoided Lu Qi's attack, held his arm close to him, and smiled very innocently: "I have devoted myself to cultivating for tens of thousands of years, and today I know that you have been thinking about me like this for tens of thousands of years. You really deserve it. , where is my good son!"

Fuck you son!

Lu Qi has been cultivating his body and mind for tens of thousands of years. Hearing this sentence, his son broke his kung fu in an instant. He wished he could crush the golden dragon under his body and torture him ten thousand times.And of course, that damn phoenix.

Thinking back tens of thousands of years ago, Lu Qi still occupied the mountains as king, eating monsters from all over the world, and eating all edible things in the world.I don't know when, monsters also began to establish a hierarchical order.The monsters living in the demon world are all registered in the roster and are required to abide by the so-called laws and regulations of the demon world.

Lu Qi is used to being unrestrained and easygoing, so he naturally doesn't want to be controlled by others. There are law enforcement officers who come to teach and teach, but they are all wiped out by Lu Qi, and they never return.No one could do anything to Taotie, until one day, Qinglong came to the land of Lu Qi.

The green dragon is huge, entrenched in the sky, almost covering the entire mountain.Lu Qi looked up at the sky and licked his lips. Such a big law enforcement officer should be able to make himself full.Qinglong didn't come up to preach like other law enforcement officers, and he was not in a hurry to fight with Lu Qi, so he made a bet with Lu Qi in a calm voice——

If Lu Qi wins, then Qinglong will voluntarily become Lu Qi’s ration, and the Demon Management Office will not interfere with Lu Qi’s well water from now on, and will give him his original freedom; In order to maintain order in the demon management, it is not allowed to eat monsters that have legally become spirits.

At that time, Lu Qi was so arrogant that he never took Qinglong seriously.After Qinglong finished speaking, he looked at Lu Qi quietly, and suddenly smirked: "By the way, there is one more thing, if I win, you have to call daddy."

Lu Qi moved his body, licked his lips, and looked at Qinglong greedily: "Yes, if I win, you have to call grandpa before you die."

Lu Qi and Qinglong fought for seventy-seven and forty-nine days—this battle, the world was broken and the earth was broken, without sleep.

When Lu Qi was pinned down by Qinglong and couldn't move, he could only stare at Qinglong angrily, and refused to call his father to death: "At worst, you will kill me, I would rather die than surrender..."

"The demon management provides three meals. I don't know if you have eaten cooked food. Cooked sheep and slaughtered cattle, sprinkled with cumin seasoning, baked on a low fire, torn apart by hand, the meat is delicious, that's called it, really What about the food..."

Qinglong seemed unintentional, and described the newly developed barbecue in the big kitchen of the Demon Management Office. After saying only a few words, Lu Qi, who was still shouting that he would rather die than submit, called daddy crisply.With just one sound, Lu Qi refused to repeat, and asked Qinglong if he could take him to taste the barbecue.Going too far, Qinglong has achieved his goal, he still saved face for Lu Qi, took him to the demon management office, registered, and ate the meat.

Lu Qi always thought that he fell behind because he was too hungry, and it wasn't that he couldn't beat Qinglong.He originally thought that after eating the meat, he would tear his face apart and fight Qinglong to the death.It's just that when he arrived at the Demon Management Office, Lu Qi seemed to have come to a new continent——

Today the chef at the institute roasts mutton, tomorrow it is beef stew, the day after tomorrow someone stepped on a mushroom taller than a human, and Lu Qi drank the delicious mushroom soup...

Lu Qi always thought of fighting a duel after eating.But this eating took tens of thousands of years.

In the vicissitudes of life, Qinglong disappeared as early as Lu Qi entered the demon management office. Lu Qi not only learned all the specialties of the chef in the demon management office, but also demanded himself and forged ahead, becoming the best cook in the demon world.

After a long time, Lu Qi also got used to his identity as a law enforcement officer.There was not much left in the demon world that he ate, so the organization sent him to the human world to maintain peace, and stayed in the human world for food and lodging.From ancient times to Sui and Tang Dynasties, from Song Yuan to Ming and Qing Dynasties, Lu Qi witnessed with his own eyes how these small and fragile human beings in his eyes passed on from generation to generation, and became so powerful that even monsters dare not make trouble at will.

Lu Qi lives very well in the human world, the only thing that makes him unhappy is that the human beings are misled by the Phoenix, and must regard themselves as the son of the dragon.

Before Fenghuang became a demon, he stayed with Lu Qi in the human world. Novels and story books were popular in the Ming Dynasty. Fenghuang didn't know where he was cramped. He wanted to be a novelist and write touching stories that would last forever.

Lu Qi never expected that Fenghuang would turn his mind on himself.

"A dragon has nine sons but does not become a dragon, each has his own preferences..."

Fenghuang not only made up the war of the ancient gods, but also turned Lu Qi into the son of Qinglong.By the time Pixiu, Bixi, and Yazi got entangled together and asked Shang Lu Qi to seek justice from Fenghuang, this saying had already been circulated in the world.If you want to correct it, it will be too late...

The past and the past are gone, but Lu Qi gets angry when he thinks about it.He had long wanted to fight Qinglong again, not for anything else, just to let Qinglong pay back his father!

The fight between Lu Qi and Jinlong here was inseparable, that Yunzheng suddenly realized something was wrong: "Don't fight, Alan seems to be alive again!"

The Jiuying, which was roasted by the golden dragon, condensed into air around it, filling its body, and suddenly moved.

"I hate it when others disturb me when I'm liquidating." Lu Qi quickly distanced himself from Jinlong, turned around and looked at the nine-headed monster that was rapidly growing bigger and roaring, he flew forward and kicked it to the ground, twisting it Broke both of its necks.

Not to be outdone, Jinlong turned into his original body, and Shenlong swung his tail to attack Jiuying.But after a while, the nine baby was roasted again and fell down.

"Overestimate one's abilities." Jin Long landed and snorted coldly.

But with a flash of divine effort, the nine baby wobbled and stood up again, and it was even bigger than last time.

"Damn, it's not over!" Lu Qi was a little anxious and couldn't help cursing.Jiuying is a product of heaven and earth, without soul or soul, as long as it survives, it can absorb the energy of heaven and earth to be resurrected, immortal.Lu Qi knew it was a troublesome thing, but he didn't take it seriously.He was confident that he could take care of Jiuying, but a certain guy wanted to intervene.

"I am the current law enforcement officer in the human world. Could you please go to the side and be a quiet onlooker?"

Lu Qi broke one of Jiuying's necks, and was just about to twist the next one, when Jindan slammed his tail to stop him from moving forward: "This is my main show, just a Jiuying is nothing to worry about. I need you to come over and make trouble."

"Since it doesn't make sense to you, then everyone should speak more according to their abilities."

Yunzheng watched anxiously from the side, not understanding why the two goods were on the fence at a critical moment.The two of you guard against me and I guard against you, neither wanting the other party to take the lead.The Jiuying in the middle of the clip was also dumbfounded, and agreed to fight with me, is it really okay for you to leave me alone?

Probably because it was ignored for so long that its self-esteem was hurt, Jiuying realized that its original target was Yunzheng.Noticing its unfriendly eyes, Yunzheng clenched the pendant around her neck, and called Bai Ze before it opened its mouth.

The flames rushed towards Yunzheng accompanied by the sound of the wind, Lu Qi and Jinlong realized something was wrong at this time, Qi Qi rushed towards Yunzheng to save him.

Just when Yunzheng was about to be burned, Bai Ze appeared in front of her, covering her eyes: "Don't be afraid, I'm here."

"I'm sorry for putting you in danger," Bai Ze sighed, and continued, "It will never happen again."

Lu Qi and Jin Long, who were still killing each other, didn't dare to be careless, put aside the internal conflicts of the class for the time being, and beat Jiuying with their hands.But that Jiuying was really evil, and it looked like he was going to die, but he came back to life in the blink of an eye.The moment Jiuying was revived and swollen again, Bai Zefei patted one of its heads in front of him.The nine babies suddenly shrank, like a ball punctured by a needle, getting smaller and smaller.

Lu Qi stopped his hands, curled his lips at Jinlong: "Obviously it's easy to settle, skills are better than brute force."

"Who says it's not." Jinlong turned into a human form, unwilling to lose the wind, "Brother Lu, you have to learn a little bit, you can't just twist your neck."

The baby-sized Jiuying wanted to escape, but Bai Ze stepped on its tail. He raised his head to meet Bai Ze's gaze, shook his body and asked, "Mr. Bai, you and I are old acquaintances anyway. Why don't you just let me go?" Ma, I promise I won't cause trouble again..."

"I gave you a chance, but you broke your promise." Bai Ze shook his head, and after saying this, he turned to look at Lu Qi, frowning slightly, "Lu Qi, I asked you before I left to protect Yunzheng." Comprehensive. I don't care about today's matter, but it's just this time, and the next time will not be an example."

Lu Qi hurriedly nodded, apologetically apologizing to Yunzheng.Yunzheng waved her hand to signal him not to pay attention, and when she saw the huddled black baby, she suddenly thought of something serious: "Where did you get Zhu Ling and the others' souls?"

Jiuying turned his eyes and drooped his face: "The souls eaten by me have disappeared. You don't have to waste your time on me. You should follow the procedure and send me back to the demon world for trial." We are sure that we can't do anything about it, and we are always a little arrogant when we speak.

Bai Ze shook his head, and said to Jiuying, "Since you refuse to cooperate, I have no choice but to do it myself."

"Don't!" Jiuying became panicked when he heard the words. It struggled desperately, trying to break free from Bai Ze's grip, but it was just slumped.

Bai Ze closed his eyes, his body shimmering.Those twilight lights gathered together and slowly floated over Jiuying's head, clusters of bright lights rushed out of Jiuying's body, followed by the twilight lights and drifted into the distance.The Jiuying who was led to the light seemed to have experienced a torture, and fell silent on the ground.

Yunzheng was about to ask if the balls of light were the souls of Zhu Ling and the others, when the cell phone in her pocket rang.Zhu Ling's parents called, happy to say that Zhu Ling woke up.

Bai Ze threw Jiuying to Lu Qi to deal with, and after thinking about it, he said a few words: "If you are found to have eaten the suspect, you are the one who should go to the Demon Supervision Office for trial. As you know, the Demon Management Office is now Regardless of food..."

"Okay, okay, I know." Lu Qi interrupted Bai Ze's words with a bitter face, and after promising that he would not get the suspect's idea, he couldn't help muttering, "In your eyes, am I just so hungry? ?”

"Yeah." Bai Ze replied seriously, pointing at himself and at Xiao Jin, "Except for Yunzheng, which one of you has never thought about eating it?"

"I seem... I have really thought about whether I can eat it." Lu Qi glanced at Yunzheng, smiled a little embarrassedly, and continued in a low voice, "Actually, I also thought about it, can I eat Yunzheng... Whoops, Xiao Jin, why did you kick my ass! I just thought about it, and didn't put it into practice..."

"Didn't put it into practice?" Yunzheng smiled, and said softly to Lu Qi, "I suddenly remembered that there is not much food left at home. I'm sorry, Lu Qi, I'm afraid I can't take you in any longer."

"Don't!" Lu Qi panicked, and carefully approached with a smile, "Yunzheng, you are my best human friend, and I won't eat you if I eat anything... Don't you want that all the time?" Soft, white, and delicious-looking artist signatures, I can help you get a lot."

Soft, white, looks delicious?

Yunzheng curled her lips and sneered, actually wanting to eat my goddess? !

"Okay, don't go to the dinner table tonight."