The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

Lu Qi never dreamed that if he made a live broadcast, Jin Tian would become popular.

First, during the live broadcast, someone said that the handsome guy who liked to dine with him kept saying that he wanted to change her husband.Furthermore, he suddenly received thousands of messages on Weibo, which were nothing more than screenshots, asking him who the boy who appeared at 23 minutes and 59 seconds into the live broadcast was.Even Zhang Dong called and asked Lu Qi straightforwardly, who was eating with him, whether he was going to work or school, and whether he had signed with an economic company.

"He," Lu Qi paused, then suddenly smirked, "He's my cousin, and he's going back to his hometown in a few days."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Qi couldn't help but glanced at Jin Tian who was on the sofa, he really didn't understand, is this guy so handsome?It was just a blurry screenshot, but the number of reposts on the Internet actually reached [-].With the continuous increase of private messages and volume, Lu Qi thought about it, and decided to post a Weibo to "introduce"——

Mr. Not Enough V: There are too many private messages tonight, forgive me for not being able to reply one by one.Let’s unify here, the handsome guy eating with me is my distant cousin.I won’t post photos or anything, he’s shy and shy.Thank you for liking my cousin, and I hope my little wives will stand firm, and don't go to court if you are a bad husband. [Erha] [Erha] [Erha] As soon as Lu Qi posted on Weibo, the comments below went from zero to five thousand in an instant.But in only two or three minutes, the popularity seems to have surpassed that of popular stars.

True foodie: Husband, I love you the most!So, can you give me your cousin's contact information? [Love] Mr. Rice Pail: A little cousin just left, and a big cousin came. Husband, are you short of a sister-in-law?The kind that went to college and would eat. [Erha] Oreo: My stand is firm, I love Lu Qi, I love Lu Qi, I love Lu Qi——so, hubby, can you tell me your cousin's contact information? [doge] Nick: I want my cousin's contact information 10086

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Lu Qi put down his phone and saw Jin Tian was still sitting on the sofa watching TV.I don't know if I'm used to taking care of the golden egg, I went forward and turned off the TV, told me to go to bed early, and then I was going to take a bath.Jin Tian leaned on the sofa a little bored, caught a glimpse of Lu Qi's cell phone and asked if he could play with his cell phone.After saying something, Lu Qi turned on the shower casually, and while washing, he calculated the repayment amount for this month.

Jin Tian clicked on Lu Qi's phone, accidentally poked into Lu Qi's Weibo, and immediately saw the title of "distant cousin" and the comment of "shy".Scrolling through a few comments, Jin Tian praised all those who praised him for being handsome.Seeing that there were too many requests for him to post photos, when Jin Tian was bored, he simply turned on the front camera, snapped a profile of his face, and then used Lu Qi's account to post on Weibo——

Mr. Not Enough V: Hey, satisfy you [picture]

The boy in the photo has a good-looking outline, handsome eyebrows and starry eyes, a straight nose, and deep eye sockets that glow with light, as if the moonlight is shining in it. It is so beautiful that people can't think of how to describe it for a while.The first minute after the photo was posted, Lu Qi's Weibo was silent. Everyone clicked on the big picture to see his handsome cousin, only to feel that Cupid, the god of love, stabbed his new house with a sword.After clicking the right button to save, the netizen came back to his senses and came to comment on Lu Qi's Weibo——

Ah Zhu: I am addicted to my cousin's beauty, I can't extricate myself, no one can wake me up [Goodbye] Jiu Niang Ten Li Xiang: I once asked myself, is there anything more addictive than Onmyoji?The answer is yes, my cousin's beauty has made me addicted. I have watched it over and over a hundred times, but I can't get enough of it. [Kiss]: I don't know how to say it, I seem to be in love, really, I love this one from my cousin.

Passerby A: Internet celebrity face, just like Lu Qi, looks like a cosmetic dog at first glance. [Standing Hands]...

As soon as the troll jumped out, a bunch of unaccustomed netizens attacked him——

Please, go to the doctor sooner if you have bad eyes.There are not a few people who have met Lu Qi himself. Such a sunny and handsome boy, although he is an Internet celebrity, he has no imagination with an Internet celebrity face, okay?

There is also the eldest cousin, who doesn't even use a selfie artifact, and obviously has no makeup.At such a close distance, the skin on the face is so good, and the temperament is manly, it is obviously not as good as plastic surgery! !

Jin Tian wasn't interested in watching this kind of controversy, so after casually clicking a few comments that praised him, he turned on Lu Qi's phone and started playing around.Seeing that the snake eats more and more, the more it eats, the more greedy it becomes. For some reason, Jin Tian always feels that this snake is a bit like Lu Qi.

Lying on the bed at night, looking at the moon in the sky, Jin Tian always felt that there was something missing around him.Probably just out of the shell, I am not used to sleeping on the bed by myself.He got up in the middle of the night, and as soon as he got to the living room, he saw the kitchen light was on.Lu Qi sat on a small bench drinking milk, and there were many empty milk boxes under his feet.

Jin Tian leaned against the door frame of the kitchen, crossed his arms and asked Lu Qi, "Why do you come out to drink milk in the middle of the night?"

Lu Qi took a sip of milk, pointed to the production date on it, and said, "It's 5 minutes before the expiration date. I have to dry them out before the expiration date." When Lu Qi was speaking, he looked down at his watch and saw the minute hand indicating At 57 minutes, he hurriedly raised his head and asked Jin Tian, ​​"Do you want to drink together?"

Jin Tian thought for a while, straightened up and walked forward, took the milk sent by Lu Qi, sat on the small bench next to Lu Qi, and started to drink it.Neither of them said a word, they hurried and hurried, and finally emptied the box of milk when the pointer pointed to zero.

Jin Tian swallowed his last mouthful, curled his lips and said, "Actually, there is no need to be in a hurry. After all, there are too many preservatives added to human food, so it's okay to be late for a day or two."

Lu Qi packed up the empty milk carton, shook his head and said, "The psychological experience is different. Since the food is given a shelf life, we should eat them in their best time. This is also the best respect we give to food. .”

Jin Tian raised his eyebrows and said nothing.He just collected the garbage for Lu Qi and delivered it outside the door.When he returned to the room, he saw Lu Qi still lying on the side of the refrigerator, looking for edible food from it.

Lu Qi didn't have enough to eat, Jin Tian knew it.Thinking of what he heard when he was still an egg, Jin Tian couldn't help asking Lu Qi: "Can you pay back the money smoothly with this way of eating?"

Lu Qi bit the rusk and nodded solemnly: "If it takes 70 years to pay it back, I will definitely be able to pay it back."

Jin Tian shook his head in disapproval, and stood there watching Lu Qi empty out one refrigerator and reluctantly let go of the other refrigerator with a hungry look.Lu Qi turned around and asked Jin Tian why he didn't go to rest.Jin Tian pointed to his own room, said that the bed was too soft for him to get used to, and asked if he could share a room with Lu Qi.

Lu Qi refused without thinking: "I'm not used to sleeping with other people."

"But I'm not someone else. When we were here at Yunzheng's house, we all slept in the same bed."

That's because you were an idiot at the time. Just as Lu Qi was about to speak, Jin Tian said again: "I only have seven days left in the human world. Maybe what I think now is my wish?"

Just look at Jin Tian's wish and he will be able to send him away. After sending him away, there will be a commission, and if there is a commission, he can save food.

Lu Qi thought so, so he nodded: "Okay. But there are three chapters in the contract, you are not allowed to roll in my arms, and you are not allowed to rub in my arms..."

Jin Tian squinted at Lu Qi, pointed at himself and then pointed at Lu Qi, and said a little funny: "I am so big, how can I curl up in your arms. Besides, Brother Lu is not a sweet and soft beauty, what's the matter?" How taboo?"

Just as Lu Qi was about to speak, he smelled the aroma of strawberries emanating from a certain Gao Dalong. He hooked his lips and said with a smile: "Yes, I am not as soft as Brother Jin."

It's strange to say that he was sober in that room, but he felt drowsy when he got to Lu Qi's bed.Jin Tian lay down and closed his eyes to rest, Lu Qi was on the other side, his stomach was still empty.

At their age, sleep is optional for them.But Lu Qi had to sleep, if he was awake, he might run to the refrigerator and eat it together.

That night, Lu Qi had a dream.In his dream, he came to an organic farm, where there were vegetables and fruits.Lu Qi walked forward, and saw that the green strawberry shed was covered with big red strawberries.Each strawberry is half the size of a fist, bright red in color and fragrant.

The strawberries on the farm are free to eat, Lu Qi is not polite at the moment, picks one strawberry after another, washes it clean, holds the stem, and bites into it——

The flesh is sweet and juicy, and it is very satisfying to eat.It would be great if I had a strawberry milkshake, Lu Qi thought, and when he turned around, he saw an extra table in the shed, with a milk pot and various ingredients on it.

Without hesitation, Lu Qi walked forward with the strawberries he had picked, and rolled up his sleeves to make a strawberry milkshake.

Lu Qi turned on the pot and boiled the milk first.Then beat eggs in a bowl, pour milk into it, add sugar and essence, stir well and set aside.

The milk in the pot is tumbling, exuding a mellow milky fragrance.Lu Qi poured the stirred egg and milk mixture into the boiling milk, and heated it while stirring. When the milkshake became thick, he put it aside to dry.

After finishing this, Lu Qi took strawberries and stirred them into juice, added a little lemon and white sugar, scooped some cream into it, and poured it all into the milkshake that had been cooked before.After stirring, it was poured into a huge crystal glass, and that's it, you're done.

Rich milk flavor, sweet strawberry, mixed together, a perfect match.

Lu Qi took the spoon, sat happily at the dining table, filled a spoonful of milkshake and put it into his mouth——

Um, why is the milkshake so hard and smells like meat?

On the other side, Jin Tian was sleeping soundly.In the middle of the night, someone rolled to me from the other end, and without saying a word, lay down on my neck and sniffed, muttering a lot of strawberries.

Jin Tian pushed Lu Qi away, and Lu Qi'an rolled back after a while, and repeated this several times, and Lu Qi only slept beside him and did nothing else, so Jin Tian didn't bother to care about him.Pulling the pillow aside, he closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

In the quiet late night, Lu Qi suddenly let out a strange laugh in his sleep.Jin Tian just felt that something was wrong, as soon as he opened his eyes, he felt a pain in his shoulder, and saw Lu Qi bit him on the side of his face, and even sucked two mouthfuls.

It took Jin Tian a lot of effort to push Lu Qi away, but Lu Qi kept coming up to him in his sleep, wanting to eat his strawberry milkshake.Jin Tian held Lu Qi's wrist, turned over and restrained Lu Qi's movements.

Just when he was about to leave, he saw Lu Qi opened his eyes, he was confused for a moment, frowned and said, "Brother Qinglong, what are you doing if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?"