I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Look at this." Xiao Biao took a branch and tapped it on the ground.

A pyramid-shaped picture was drawn on the ground, and at the bottom of the picture were the heads of a rabbit and a civet cat.

"You and my father are in charge of the southern and northern districts of our community respectively, but we have been unable to fight for a boss..." Xiao Biao connected the rabbit's head and the civet cat's head with an arc, and above the arc, drew pointing at the other cat's head, "Now I'm here."

"Hmph." Nantuhuang snorted coldly.

"Next to us, there is another community." Xiao Biao used an arc to connect his cat's head with the dog's head of another community, and then drew a cat's head on the arc, "If I get promoted , I am right here, and in contrast, the position of the boss in our community is yours..."

Xiao Biao clicked on the location in charge of pets in Jinxiushancheng Community, rubbed off the original cat's head on it, and drew a rabbit's head on it: "If there is no me, you may not be able to unify the community when, but now... as long as I am promoted, You go straight up."

Nan Tuhuang was puzzled: "Can you be promoted?"

"I'm only three months old, and I've already become your boss..." Xiao Biao looked up at the rising sun in the east, "I'm that kind—a cat with a bright future."

"It seems to make sense." Nan Tuhuang turned his head to look at the window of his villa, recalling what old Jingba said.

Ok……

If the little civet cat doesn't get promoted and secures its position as the boss of Jinxiu Mountain City, then I will mess with it, puppet it, and corrupt it behind my back!

If it is promoted, it will directly become the responsible rabbit of Jinxiu Mountain City, and there will be a puppet cat cover on it, so it will not suffer.

"Okay." Nan Tuhuang nodded, political rabbits always have to be prepared, "Then you have to work hard, hurry up and go up."

"You have to support me, don't delay me on purpose." Xiao Biaomao said sincerely, "You can't have any objections to me, we have to twist together...you are a good rabbit, I need you very much."

Nan Tuhuang rubbed his ears, and asked, "What do you want me to help you with?"

Xiao Biao stood up, slammed his four paws on the ground, and wiped away the pyramid painting: "What can you help me?"

Without even thinking about it, Nantuhuang took out a card from his pocket: "Take it, just swipe it."

Xiao Biao was stunned for a moment.

It's too good.

The green cat pupil looked at the card in Nantuhuang's hand, and was ecstatic in his heart: "This... how embarrassing."

Nan Tuhuang rubbed his ears, raised his chin slightly: "I have nothing else but money."

"Since...you are so honest, then I must accept it." Xiao Biao put the card into his pocket very naturally.

After putting away the card, Xiao Biao glanced around to make sure that there were no other pets nearby, then lowered his voice, and assured Nantuhuang: "We are mutually beneficial, mutually beneficial."

"Good talk, good talk."

Nan Tuhuang turned his back to Xiao Biao, quietly bent his elbows into an "L" shape, clenched his small fists, and made a "nice job" movement.

It is simply too easy to corrupt this little civet cat.

At 1.9:[-] in the morning, a black car stopped at the gate of Jinxiushancheng Community, and a [-]-meter-tall man got out of the car.

Under the blue sky and broad daylight, the big tall man was very conspicuous in his black hooded robe.

He opened the rear door, and a civet cat and a rabbit jumped onto the rear seat one after another.

The 1.9-meter tall man closed the car door, returned to the driving seat again, and the car slowly drove away from the community.

Xiao Biao sat on the back seat, fastened his seat belt with great difficulty, and looked up through the rearview mirror to see the driver's face in the tall hood.

Inside the hood is a deer head.

The mouth is wide, the eyes are a black line, the eyeballs can't be seen, and I don't know if the shadow will affect the driving and see the road.

Nantuhuang followed Xiao Biao's line of sight and glanced at the rearview mirror.

The driver Lu's eyes happened to be looking at the rearview mirror as well.

Nantuhuang met the driver Lu's eyes, and he sat upright suddenly: "Is it Young Master Lu? Why did you come here in person?"

Young Master Lu didn't speak, his eyes were narrow and his eyelashes were long, but he couldn't see his eyes, so he was very cool.

It holds the steering wheel with one hoof, shifts and engages gears non-stop with the other hoof, and the two hind hooves under its body are clutching and disengaging, and the accelerator pedal is constantly shifted, and the operation is very violent.

Xiao Biao glanced at the dashboard, the speed was fifteen per hour.

"Young Master Lu?" Nan Tuhuang probed to confirm, "Is it you?"

"En." Young Master Lu lowered his head slightly, staring at the rear of the car in front of him, and there was a traffic jam.

"Why did you come here in person?" The little white rabbit stretched out its claws and tugged at Xiao Biao's arm, lying next to the cat's ear and whispered, "This is the son of the old deer, Young Master Lu."

Official second generation?

Xiao Biao hurriedly introduced himself: "Hi Young Master Lu, I am..."

"Master Yushan, I know." Young Master Lu's voice was as deep as his father's, "My father asked me to take you to Yushan Tower."

"Okay." Xiao Biao nodded obediently, "Less troublesome deer."

"No trouble, hehe." Lu Shao smiled and moved his mouth sideways, a little penetrating.

"Yushan Tower?" The little white rabbit scratched his ears, "what's that place?"

"Isn't it the place where the Yushan Conference is held?" Xiao Biao was puzzled.

"The Yushan Convention is held every year in the 'Yushan Pet Hall'," the little white rabbit shook his head, "I've never heard of the Yushan Tower."

Lu Shao, who was driving, glanced at the rearview mirror and said in a low voice, "I'll take you to meet the other mages in Yushan. They are all in Yushan Tower."

"That's great." Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, "I happen to have a lot of questions that I want to ask my seniors for advice."

Lu Shao nodded: "But they don't like to talk."

"They are seniors, I just need to have a better attitude..." Xiao Biao looked down at his cat's claws, and with a thought, the cat's claws were covered with a thin layer of ice, "They will definitely help me."

"Hey hey." Young Master Lu smiled again.

An hour and a half later, the car stopped outside Yushan Tower.

Xiao Biao and the little white rabbit stood outside the Yushan Tower with complicated expressions.

The building has seven floors and is quite tall. A black cloth is hung on the door of the building, white flowers are pasted on the black cloth, and wreaths are placed on the left and right sides.

The little white rabbit's three-petal mouth squirmed: "This is the mourning hall."

"My father is waiting for you inside." Master Lu took off his hood, revealing two huge forked antlers.

"The senior mages?"

"It's all inside." Young Master Lu sat down on the steps at the door of the building, and he didn't plan to go in after seeing it.

Xiao Biao stepped into the building, and when he entered the door, he saw a huge wooden coffin with a picture covered with a cloth hanging on the coffin.

Xiao Biao walked around on the first floor. There are many rooms, some with locks, some with coffins, and some just empty.

Xiao Biao didn't see Lao Lu, so he took out his mobile phone and sent Lao Lu a WeChat message: "Meow meow, meow meow meow?" I've arrived at Yushan Tower, what floor are you on?

Not long after, the old deer replied to the message, the voice message, the voice carried the vicissitudes of the years: "I am on the third floor, come to see my old sister."

Xiao Biao walked upstairs, Nan Tuhuang felt that the building was too gloomy, so he ran outside the door to wait for Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao passed the second floor and went directly to the third floor.

In the lobby on the third floor, there is also a picture covered with a cloth, and there is also a coffin in front of the picture, but this time the lid of the coffin is open.

The old deer stood quietly beside the coffin, with its head down, looking into the coffin.

Xiao Biao walked into the old deer silently, and coughed softly next to the old deer.

"Ah, you're here." The old deer came back to his senses, raised his head, and suppressed the tears in his eyes, "Let me introduce you, this is Miss Yin, the last great mage of Yushan."

Xiao Biao looked down at the coffin, it was empty.

"It was killed by humans, and there are no bones left..." Old Lu's voice was choked, he paused, and then said, "Maybe it was soaked in wine."

"Your condolences."

"Sigh." Lao Lu paced towards the window, wanting to breathe some fresh air, "It has been 20 years since Mrs. Yin left, Yushan, and finally a living mage appeared again."

Xiao Biao didn't know what to say for a moment.

It turns out that all the senior mages in Yushan have been photographed in black and white and covered with cloth.

Thinking of what Young Master Lu said in the car when he came, these senior mages really didn't like to talk.

"Bow your head and salute the old sister." Lao Lu turned around and ordered Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao saw a futon in front of the coffin, so he obediently went to bow down.

The old deer's voice trembled: "Old sister, take a look, we have a mage again in Yushan, ha ha."

Xiao Biao felt strange instinctively when he heard this "hehe", he tilted his head and took a peek at the old deer.

The old deer's eyes are very complicated, disgust, reluctance, hatred, and annoyance.

"..." Xiao Biao lowered his head, pretending not to see anything.

Kowtowing his head, Xiao Biao felt the thin wind blowing through his hair. He raised his eyes to look in the direction of the wind, and saw the dust on the floor under the coffin twisted into a strange twist, and then dispersed again.

Xiao Biao frowned, lowered his body, and looked under the coffin.

There are no vents, only thick dust, and I don't know how the wind blows up: "Cough...cough..."

Another gust of wind rolled out from under the coffin, blowing Xiao Biao's face.

"Are you choking?" The old deer glanced at Xiao Biao, "This Yushan hall can't be entered by pets. I leave it to my son to clean up. It's frizzy and careless... From now on, I'll leave this place to you, you Those who are on the fifteenth day of the lunar new year, come to sweep the house and offer incense."

"Okay." Xiao Biao was very obedient, and wiped his face with his paw, "Huh?"

Xiao Biao stared at his pink paw pads. In the dust, there were yellow transparent skin sloughs the size of fingernails.

"What's the matter?" The old deer poked his head to look.

"What is this?" Xiao Biao raised his paw.

Another gust of wind blew, and the slough of the claw heart was blown away by the wind.

The old deer blinked, and the long eyelashes covered the upper eyelid to the lower eyelid: "Your meat pads are quite cute."

"Thank you, thank you." Xiao Biao withdrew his claws, stood up from the futon, and walked under the coffin.

"Great Master?" Lao Lu blinked, "What are you doing? Come out, it's disrespectful!"

Xiao Biao scratched his paw under the coffin in a daze, scratched his paw ashes, and tried to find the skin: "You said that the corona snake has been dead for more than 20 years? The body hasn't come back yet?"

"Yeah." The old deer nodded.

"Then there shouldn't be snake sloughs in this place?"

The old deer bent his neck and looked under the coffin to look at Xiao Biao: "Of course it is impossible. The old sister's body was never recovered, and it is impossible for other snakes to come upstairs."

Xiao Biao stood under the coffin, looked at the dust whirlwind on the side of him in front of him, and fell silent.

The thin wind blows Xiao Biao's cat fur, as if to appease Xiao Biao not to be afraid.

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and stabbed Hui Shen Xuan'er, and Xuan'er let out an exclamation.

"Aren't you dead?" Xiao Biao stared.

"Dead." The voice in the dust whirl was cool.

"If you say you're dead, you're dead." Xiao Biao tried his best to look directly at Dust Xuan'er, pretending not to see the little snake's head protruding from behind the earthen pot against the wall.

"I'm really dead."

"Senior, rest in peace."

Xiao Biao turned his head and ran away, he regretted getting under the coffin a bit.

The corona snake is very poisonous, and it seems that it doesn't want people to find out that it is not dead, so I obediently asked for the photo and lit some incense.