I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Xiao Biao bent over and ran outside.

"Young cat, wait a minute." Dust Xuan'er stood in front of Xiao Biao abruptly.

Xiao Biao stopped in his tracks, his green eyes looked at the exit behind Dust Xuan'er.

At the exit, the old deer was looking down at the coffin with his head down and his eyes squinted.

There was no light under the coffin, and the old deer didn't have the sharp night vision eyes of Xiao Biao. Its huge deer head was dangling around, but it didn't see anything.

Xiao Biao knew in his heart that the swirl of dust in front of him was just an illusion, and that the main Coral Snake was not far behind him, behind the earthen jar against the wall.

There are dust swirls in the front and corona snakes in the back. Xiao Biao feels like being surrounded by tigers and wolves.

"Don't be afraid." A cool voice came from the whirl of dust, "I am the last great mage of our Yushan..."

"Hello senior." Xiao Biao pretended to be cute.

"I'm very happy to see you today... I'm sorry Yushan..." Dust Xuan'er's voice trembled slightly with excitement, "You came here to find me tonight, I have something to tell you."

Xiao Biao was stunned for a moment, but did not answer.

Seeing Xiao Biao's hesitation, Dust Xuan'er twisted his body: "If you don't dare at night, come tomorrow morning. After the sun rises, the power of ghosts will become very weak."

Xiao Biao scratched his chin. Is this snake pretending to be a ghost addicted?

"That's it, I'll wait for you." The dust whirled abruptly in the air, turning into nothingness.

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and flicked the air twice, his ears pressed into the ears of an airplane, and he meowed like a cannonball: "Senior, what time is it? Tonight or tomorrow morning? I'm free tonight, but I'm going to participate in an event tomorrow morning, why don't we make an appointment for the day after tomorrow?"

Xiao Biao was a little annoyed when he heard a slight "hiss" from behind the crock.

Then the dust scattered in front of Xiao Biao's eyes condensed into Xuan'er again: "I have something to do the day after tomorrow... then let's do it tonight, Zishi, don't be afraid."

"Okay, okay, I'm not afraid, but... Senior, you have become a ghost, what will happen the day after tomorrow?"

After Xiao Biao asked this question, the dust swirled for a moment, and then scattered all over the ground with a puff.

Xiao Biao waited for a long time, but the dust did not condense out again. He controlled his desire to look back at the crock, and stepped out of the bottom of the coffin.

Shaking the ashes off his body, Xiao Biao looked up at Lao Lu: "It's almost time, shall we go to the venue?"

The old deer straightened its neck, nodded, and then looked into the empty coffin again: "Old sister, I will come to see you another day."

Xiao Biao followed the example of the old deer: "Senior, I will come to see you another day."

A gust of wind blew up on the ground, and Xiao Biao heard You Chong hissing in his ear in a trance: "Just today, at midnight, don't forget it!"

Xiao marked Yushan Tower.

At the entrance of the building, Young Master Lu was sitting on the steps and talking to someone on the phone: "Ah, popularization, isn't it just popularization of the law, we can popularize it ourselves, no need, no... NONONO, don't care, you don't care... you Stop talking...no...I refuse..."

Lu Shao's chat content is very monotonous, just all kinds of negation and rejection.

Xiao Biao stood on the steps, waiting for Master Lu to finish his call.

Because of its size, the old deer got into the back of its own truck and left.Xiao Biao and Nan Tuhuang will go to the "Pet Hall" in Lu Shao's car.

When Young Master Lu saw Xiao Biao, he sped up his speech: "I won't tell you anymore, the Archmage is waiting for me."

After hanging up the phone, Master Lu got up and walked to the car, and opened the door for Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao and the little white rabbit jumped into the car one after the other.

Lu Shao returned to the driving position, kicked the accelerator, and the car started to drive slowly.

Nan Tuhuang leaned his head back on the back seat, and touched Xiao Biao with his little feet: "Usually at this time, I'm in the hotel to freshen up. Now I'm rushing to the venue, and I don't know if my image will be damaged."

After a pause, Nantuhuang looked at Xiao Biao resentfully: "Your pink eye is cured, should I return my crown?"

When Xiao Biao heard this, he took out the crown from his pocket.

As soon as Nan Tuhuang's eyes lit up, he reached out to pick it up.

Relying on his long arms, Xiao Biao avoided Nan Tuhuang's short hands, put the crown on his head, straightened up, with his front paws on the back of the driver's seat, and looked into the rearview mirror.

After adjusting the angle of the crown on his head several times, Xiao Biao was very dissatisfied.

The crown is silver and shiny, it's very... a bit like a beauty pageant lady.

But don't say it, although this crown doesn't match him, it really matches the little white rabbit.

"Give it back to me!" Nantuhuang's little paw slapped Xiao Biao's long waist.

Xiao Biao let go of the backrest of the driver's seat, sat firmly on the back seat again, stretched out his claws to take off the crown, and kicked it back into his pocket.

"Huh?" Nan Tuhuang looked puzzled, "You took out the crown and didn't give it back to me? Put it on your head and looked at it, is it just to make me angry?"

"Don't be angry." Xiao Biao patted Nantuhuang on the shoulder reassuringly.

Afterwards, he directly ignored the angry gaze of the little white rabbit, and raised his head to ask Young Master Lu in the driver's seat: "Young Master Lu, I just saw Lady Yin's coffin, and I heard from your father that it is the previous Great Master Yushan... "

Young Master Lu glanced at the rearview mirror, but there was nothing wrong with him.

Xiao Biao continued: "Since it's the most recent class, you should have some experience with it, right? I'm very curious about Yin Niangzi and want to know more about it."

"Understand what?" Young Master Lu turned the steering wheel.

"For example...how powerful is Yin Niangzi's mana, what do you like to eat? Have you ever eaten cats? Biting people?"

Young Master Lu chuckled and moved his jaw from side to side: "Aunt Yin has a very good temper, and never takes the initiative to attack other pets. She eats very moderately, and maintains her figure very well."

After a pause, Young Master Lu looked at the rearview mirror again: "As for mana, I don't know. My father said that Aunt Yin's mana is very powerful, but in fact it's hard to say how many years she has suffered... Let me explain it to you like this." Well, Aunt Yin died at the hands of human beings. She was besieged by 80 people like Elder Can, but Aunt Yin was picked up by a human being holding her by seven inches... What a shame, you said she Where can mana be so high?"

"Is it a trick?" Xiao Biao wondered.

"Tricked?" Young Master Lu frowned, "Aunt Yin is so smart, who can let her fall into the trap."

"Hmm... Let me ask again, Aunt Yin, don't you eat cats?"

Young Master Lu shook his head: "Aunt Yin occasionally eats frogs, but I've never seen them eat cats."

Two in the afternoon.

Xiao Biao sat behind the table with the sign "Splendid Mountain City".

Nantuhuang stood behind Xiao Biao, because he was short, no one noticed when he was angry.

"Patience, patience!" Nan Tuhuang lowered his head, clenching his small fists to encourage himself, "Go through it, and reward yourself with ten water radishes when you go home!"

"Devil King?" Xiao Biao sat on the chair and looked back at Nantuhuang, "How long will the meeting take?"

"Not necessarily, it depends on the length of each report." Nan Tuhuang raised his head, and the rabbit's face was full of innocence.

"Okay..." Xiao Biao turned around and sat down firmly.

After half an hour of opening song and dance, the conference officially began.

The dreamy alpaca from Heishui Community who spoke first: "In just one year, the number of pets in my Heishui Community has increased by [-]!"

The pet in charge of the nearby Baishui community, the old opponent of the dreamy alpaca, the Jedi pony, intervened: "Isn't it because your master bought an ant castle? Two hundred more ants? Does that count?"

"They all swore to join the organization!"

"You swore an oath when you said it? I now suspect that your group of ants have mental problems..." The Jedi pony slapped the table, "Our community is different. In spring, we brought in twenty swans, three swans Peacock."

"But I heard that your property has been cheated by people. Those are not swans, but water ducks." Dreamy Alpaca sneered, "Your community, pets are stupid, and people are even more stupid."

"That's better than using Ant Castle as a favorite. Let me tell you, the best community this year must be our Baishui!" Jedi Pony neighed, "Our community is a community with a horse farm!"

"There are gardens in our community!"

"Damn it, whose community doesn't have a garden?" The Jedi pony slapped both hooves on the table together, "Don't think I don't know, you are alone with an alpaca and can't be paired, so you come to harass the alpaca in our community. Tell you, you are breaking the law!"

"I am in free love!"

Xiao Biao was overwhelmed and wanted to check the time, but found that there were no windows or clocks in the pet hall.

Xiao Biao looked down and took out his mobile phone from his pocket. It was already 03:30, and the dreamy alpaca and the Jedi pony were still arguing without knowing it.

Xiao Biao turned to look at Nantuhuang: "Does this happen every meeting?"

Nan Tuhuang was lowering his head and weeping. Hearing this, he wiped his eyes, looked up at Xiao Biao innocently, and said, "Well, the two of them are the favorites to win the championship, and they have to quarrel for a while."

After a pause, Nantuhuang said again: "If you are sleepy, there is a rest room next door. After these two guys have a fight, it will be our turn to talk about this year's performance. We in Jinxiu Mountain City are still late to speak, no need in a hurry."

"Come here." Xiao Biao jumped off the chair, held Nantuhuang with both paws, and let Nantuhuang sit on the chair, "You stand up here, I'll go do something else."

"It's against the rules."

"What's wrong with the rules? I'm the only sorcerer in Yushan. The last one pretended to be dead for 20 years. Even if someone finds out, no one will embarrass us."

"Oh ho, is that so?" Nantuhuang hesitated for a moment, choosing to believe in Xiao Biao's political talent.

It hopped up on the chair twice, grabbed the back of the chair and looked at Xiao Biao: "Little civet cat, my legs are numb from squatting, as if I was punished to stand."

"There is water. I just took a sip. It's delicious." Xiao Biao pointed to the table.

"Yeah." Nan Tuhuang nodded, he knew better about the meeting than Xiao Biao, "That's the mountain spring water specially provided by the Yushan Conference."

Xiao Biao left the hall, he thought about going to see Coral Snake at night, and he had to bring some greetings.

Although the silver ring snake's tone showed the feeling of taking care of the younger generation, and Lu Shao said that the silver ring snake eats little and is particular about eating, but Xiao Biao just didn't want to take risks.He was afraid that the corona snake would pretend to be dead for 20 years, life was too miserable, and his personality changed... Besides, if he went to the meeting alone, if he couldn't beat it, he would have a chance to breathe after feeding the snake.

"Yes, order twenty roasted frogs, um... eel soup, and add some... bird eggs." Xiao Biao typed on his mobile phone and ordered takeaway, "Very good, find a medical app and order two poisonous snake serums, In case of emergencies... buy a hat made of grass leaves, in case something happens, you can run away in stealth..."

Xiao Biao swiped Nantuhuang's card outside and placed orders frantically. In the hall, Nantuhuang sipped mountain spring water and watched the alpaca and pony quarrel with joy.At this moment, Emperor Nan Tu was suddenly named.

"Stop arguing, you two. You quarrel every year. I declare that the best community this year is Jinxiu Mountain City." Lao Lu sat on the rostrum, sipped the mountain spring water, and looked at the position of Nantuhuang with his eyes blocked by eyelashes. , "Tell me about the performance of Splendid Mountain City this year."

"..." Nantuhuang got up in a daze. This was the first time he was called to speak at the conference.

The dreamy alpaca and the Jedi pony exclaimed angrily next to them: "Why? Splendid Mountain City is still divided, and its performance is at the bottom every year. I doubt it!"

"Cough." Old Lu cleared his throat, "Small civet cat, tell me."

The auditorium is a bit big, and Laolu's eyesight is not good, and he didn't see that it was Nan Tuhuang who stood up.

"Hmm..." Nan Tuhuang stretched out his paws and placed the bark documents on the table, "In our community, the number of pets has increased by four this year, and the fat civet cat in the North District has given birth to four cubs, and one of them has already joined the organization. Will work hard to get…”

"Pooh!"

"Sit down!"

"Sorry, four? Not all of them have joined the organization yet! Haha!"

Nantuhuang's long ears received countless laughter, his eyes became even redder with anger, and his three-petal mouth squirmed: "Our Jinxiu Mountain City, this year... has a mage! This is our performance this year!"