I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Meow?" Xiao Biao covered his mouth in surprise.

There was the sound of grinding teeth.

After Xiao Biao confirmed that the sound of teeth grinding was not coming from the receiver, he tilted his head to look at Nantuhuang beside him.

Nantuhuang was short of breath, his red eyes were wide open, and his three-petal mouth wriggled from side to side, and the sound of grinding teeth came from his mouth.

On the other end of the phone, Lao Lu was still talking: "I know that your community has always been divided. It is difficult for you to take office in a hurry, but I believe you can handle it."

Xiao Biao stared at the little white rabbit's mouth, and replied word by word: "Thank you for the leader's trust, I can handle it."

The old deer hummed twice slowly, as if nodding to himself on the phone: "As expected, I am the Great Master of Yushan, and I am not afraid of anything."

"It's all the leader's fault." Xiao Biao flattered him easily.

"Hey hey, look forward to meeting us at the Yushan Conference next Monday." Lao Lu's laughter was low, but he was really very happy.

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Biao withdrew his gaze from the rabbit's three-petal mouth, and put the phone stiffly into his pocket.

The call came too suddenly, and it happened that Nan Tuhuang was listening to it.

And the mobile phone was sent by Nan Tu Huang.

A little embarrassing.

"Little civet cat!" Nan Tuhuang stroked his long ears, tilted his head at 45 degrees, and stared at Xiao Biao with red eyes.

"Ok?"

Nan Tuhuang said loudly: "Are we still brothers?!"

Xiao Biao made a decisive decision, stretched out his claws and pointed at the sky: "Look, the moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and the wind is also a bit noisy."

The Southern Rabbit Emperor was stunned for a moment, then quickly raised his head to look at the sky, holding his rabbit head high.

After looking at the moon for a while, Nan Tuhuang couldn't hold back anymore, and growled at the moon.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to pat Nan Tuhuang on the shoulder, but the chubby arm was suddenly bitten by Nan Tuhuang's big teeth.

"You let go." Xiao Biao gasped, "How can you bite the cat?"

Emperor Nantu rolled his big red eyes and stared at Xiao Biao, his front teeth were embedded in Xiao Biao's flesh.

Xiao Biao gritted his teeth and gritted his mouth: "Well, I also think it's sudden, but since the organization trusts me, I... oh let it go, why are you trying harder?!"

"Nah nah heh, Xingbu!" Nan Tuhuang bit Xiao Biao and spoke with slurred speech.

"Speak well." Tears welled up in Xiao Biao's eyes.

"Bah!" Nan Tuhuang spat out a mouthful of cat hair, "That old deer is shameless! How could it do this!"

Xiao Biao hugged his bloody arm, bowed his head and breathed.

"Little civet cat!"

"Ok?"

"You're ruthless, just wait for me!"

"..."

"Humph! Humph! Humph!" Nan Tuhuang stomped on the stone several times with his little feet.

Turning his head and walking away, his back was full of anger.

"The southern district is over there!" Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and pointed to the south bank.

"I'm going for a walk in the North District!"

"In the middle of the night..."

"Humph!"

Nan Rabbit Emperor walked away, angrily walked away.

A gust of wind blew away the mist on the surface of the koi pond, and the next second, thicker mist surged out from the bottom of the pond.

Xiao Biao regained his senses and looked at the surface of the water, with an uncontrollable smile on the corner of his mouth.

I'm going to be an official.

Meanwhile, the boat came up.

The big rooster has been holding its arms, sitting on the bank of the koi pond to watch the excitement, and when it heard the sound of the boat coming out of the water, it jumped up with flapping wings, and the chicken's face was full of excitement.

Xiao Biao poked his head to look at the surface of the water, and after taking a look, he frowned.

Even the joy of being an official was washed away a bit.

On the boat, there was only Qin Erbao, a man in a coat.

Qin Erbao leaned against the mast with his body crooked, looking half dead, his pale face was facing the big cock, and there was a faint and warm smile on the corner of his mouth.

He looked like a strong man in triumph: "Aotian, Dad is back, cough cough cough..."

"Dog Gogo!" The big rooster started crowing in the middle of the night.

As soon as the boat lifted up, the mist quickly dissipated, and in the blink of an eye, the hull also dissipated out of thin air along with the mist.

Qin Erbao fell into the pool with a thud.

Qin Erbao was originally wounded and had no strength. He jumped on the water twice and then began to sink.

Xiao Biao jumped down from the stone, stretched out his claws and patted the surface of the pool, and a slab of ice spread forward, directly in front of Qin Erbao.

"Cough, cough..." Qin Erbao stretched out his hand to catch the icy road on the surface of the pool, struggling to climb up.

After climbing up, he lay down on his back on the ice.

Looking at the night sky, Qin Erbao laughed again.

"Hahaha...cough cough...haha." He even laughed out loud.

The moonlight is like water, and the moon is particularly big tonight.

"I... come back..." The man in the coat was about to express his emotion when the fluffy cat's head suddenly appeared in his field of vision, completely blocking the moonlight.

"Where's Miss Mermaid meow?" Xiao Biao said anxiously.

"cough……"

"What's the matter? Why isn't she on board?"

The man in the coat looked up at Xiao Biao with provocative eyes: "Little civet cat, I don't understand what you are meowing about."

Xiao Biao frowned, glanced at the ice surface under the man in the coat, and then patted the man's shoulder twice with its claws.

The man in the coat was still laughing, a little smug.

Two clear and crisp sounds came from under him, it was the sound of the ice cracking.

"..."

The man in the coat's smile froze, he turned his head slowly, and looked down at himself.

All cracked.

"Are you asking Miss Mermaid? I guess..." The man in the coat turned his head, smiling a little more kindly, "Miss Mermaid was originally on board with me, and the little bat also boarded the boat together, ahem... ...we are going to go together, and I have absolutely no intention of abandoning them."

"What happened next, meow?"

"I really don't understand your meow..."

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and patted the ice surface, the sound of clicking and clicking became louder: "What happened next?"

"You're asking them...cough cough, why didn't they come over in the end? They're from the Pet Association, cough... don't blame me, my boat was in the water, and they were cough...taken down."

After speaking, the man in the coat meowed at the ice layer under his body again, and a little impatience flashed in his eyes.

In the next second, the man in the coat rolled over against the ice. He lay prone on the ice, and slowly got up while maintaining a prone position.

Then change from lying down to squatting, and from squatting to half squat.

Finally, he rushed towards the shore at top speed.

"The master is amazing!" The big cock hooked the dog on the bank.

The man in the coat had just taken two steps forward when he tilted his body and fell into the water.

"Dog hook?" The big cock misfired.

Xiao Biao trotted over, stretched his claws into the water, grabbed the collar of the man in the coat, and pulled the man in the coat out of the water with great force with his tiny claws.

The ice road formed again, this time the ice was very thick, Xiao Biao dragged the man in the coat all the way back to the bank of the koi pond, and threw the man in the coat under the tree.

"Dog dog!" The big cock was very excited, circling around the man in the coat, "Master!"

Xiao Biao ignored the man and the chicken, turned around and walked home alone with the cat, his most urgent task now was to find a way to get Miss Mermaid out of the battlefield.

Lin An and Gege didn't go home, Xiao Biao washed his paws in the bathroom, and then climbed up the cat climbing frame in the hall.

Xiao Biao has observed that the opening of the second floor of the cat climbing frame is facing the window. When the curtains are closed, he plays with his mobile phone inside, but the light from the mobile phone cannot be seen outside.

Xiao Biao got down on the cat bed on the second floor and took out his mobile phone.

Stepping on the wall of the nest, he took a slightly more comfortable position, and tapped the pad on the touch screen.

Xiao Biao wanted to buy some peach saplings online, firstly to compensate for the losses caused by the burning of peach groves on the battlefield, secondly, to find a reason to allow himself to enter the battlefield openly, to see Miss Mermaid, and then think about the next step Method.

As soon as I clicked into the browser, the phone vibrated and a text message came in.

"I'm Lao Lu, same number, add me on WeChat."

Xiao Biao scratched his ears and downloaded the WeChat app.

"Meow meow meow meow?" Xiao Biao pointed his mouth into the microphone and sent out a voice.

The sun rose and the moon set, and it was Monday, the day of the Yushan Conference.

At five o'clock in the morning, the morning light was still blue, Xiao Biao jumped out of the window and walked towards the southern area.

In a villa in the southern district, Nan Tuhuang was pacing back and forth in front of the wardrobe anxiously.

The wardrobe is all snow-white rabbit fur.

"Haven't you picked out your clothes yet? It's been so many days..." Old Jingba was lying on the carpet, scratching walnuts with one paw.

"Are you old-eyed?" Nantu Huang suddenly jumped in front of Old Jingba, "Every piece of rabbit skin in this wardrobe is exactly the same, can't you see it?"

Old Jingba raised his eyelids, the walnuts in his claws changed from left to right, and then from right to left, without answering.

"Fourth master, you're such an idiot." Nan Tuhuang sat down in front of Lao Jingba, "I've been usurped. Usually, I still have a seat at the Yushan Conference. This time... I'll take the seat." You have to stand on your legs behind that little civet cat!"

"Thinking about it is also a good thing." Old Jingba said calmly.

"What did you say?"

"Listen to me." Old Jingba held down the walnut, and opened his dim old eyes, "Before, North Elvis was blocking you, and you couldn't unify the north and south districts for a long time. Now that the little civet cat is here, North Elvis will naturally I just backed off."

Nan Tuhuang was confused: "Then, didn't I also retire?"

Old Jingba shook his head slowly: "Little civet cat has a weakness."

"What weakness?" Nantu Huangtu suddenly approached Jingba with his head, "Quickly tell me."

Old Jingba bowed his head, and continued to poke the walnut with two claws: "You have money, but it is greedy, you have to master it, it is very easy."

"You mean, make the civet cat my puppet?!" The little white rabbit's eyes lit up.

"Ah."

"Yes, this is politics..." The little white rabbit stood up and continued to pace back and forth in front of the closet, "Intrigues, brother to brother."

"In this way, you can directly unify the northern and southern districts in less than five years."

"Little civet cat..." The little white rabbit stood still, his eyes narrowed, and his voice was firm, "I want to corrupt you!"

There was a crisp jingle, and the screen of the phone that the little white rabbit threw at his feet lit up.

It picked up the phone, swiped the screen twice, and opened WeChat.

The rabbit eyes blinked, and the voice was full of pride: "Oh, did you see that the big leader of our community came to my house to pick me up before the meeting. It seems that he knows very well who is the real boss."

"The civet cat is here?"

"Yeah." The little white rabbit kicked the phone back into his pocket, put the wardrobe back into his pocket, and bounced to the yard.

Xiao Biao is sitting on the edge of the little white rabbit's vegetable field, holding a tree branch in his hand, and is drawing on the ground.

"You're here, hum!" The little white rabbit stood beside Xiao Biao, stroked his ears, his face still grim.

Even though Nantuhuang had set a goal in his heart, he still didn't show it on his face.It didn't want Xiao Biao to guess his plan.

This is Nantuhuang's many years of cultivation as a political rabbit.

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Xiao Biao looked up at Nantuhuang: "Aren't you angry?"

Nan Tuhuang stared in surprise: "How did you see that?"