I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Don't cry, don't cry..." The tail man's long and narrow eyes were full of helplessness, "Can't I accept it?"

"Here." Xiao Biao handed the pill to the man in the coat. The cat's face was extremely satisfied, and the green eyes were watery, which made people feel distressed.

The man with the tail took the pill, feeling heavy, he pondered for a moment, and said: "Don't worry, I'm a doctor, I have the authority to enter and exit the juvenile detention center, if you really go in, I will visit you often. "

Hearing this, Xiao Biao's eyes were instantly filled with surprise, and his voice was trembling, as if he couldn't believe it: "Really? If I can really see you often and chat with you, it means I have really entered the juvenile prison. , I am not afraid anymore."

"Sigh." The man with the tail reached out and touched Xiao Biao's cat's head, the tentacles were fluffy, "You are only three months old, how could you have to suffer this kind of crime?"

"Hey..." Xiao Biao leaned his head on the man's stomach with a tail, and wiped his tears with his paws.

"Don't cry, don't cry." The tail behind the man with the tail shook slowly, with some sadness.

sunny.

Little Lolita got off the bus and walked into the community where Xiao Biao's family lived. He looked down at his phone, flicked his fingers on the screen twice, and frowned.

There is a photo on the phone, in the photo is a fat civet cat.

The raccoon cat sat on the top of the wall, its fat buttocks half hanging in the air.

"Tsk, it's another earth cat. This kind of cat can be smashed by throwing a brick. Where can I find it..." Little Loli scratched her head, and the braids of her black hair became more and more messy.

"What a cute little girl, did you get separated from your parents?" The security guard of the residential property poked his head out of the sentry box, smiling.

Little Lolita walked towards the sentry box, and held up the mobile phone in her hand to show the security guard: "Uncle, first, I'm a boy, and second, have you seen this cat?"

"Boys, pigtails?"

"..."

Little Lolita didn't speak, and handed the phone a little further.

The security guard poked his head towards the phone, squinting his eyes to look at the screen: "It's a raccoon cat, there are many in the community..."

"Uncle, look carefully, it has white gloves and a white scarf."

"Well, I've seen it." The security guard paused, and then said, "There's not only one with a scarf and gloves, but there's only one in the whole community for such a fat one."

"Really?" Little Lolita's eyes lit up, "Then do you know which human family it belongs to?"

"Human?" The security guard smiled, "You ask who is its owner? It has no owner, it's a wild cat."

"Wild cat..."

"Did you watch the video on the Internet and come here to look for the cat? Let me tell you, the cat who rescued people and the cat who took the bus are not it, but these two cats have a good relationship and always appear at the same time. Young and young, they look like father and son."

After a pause, the security guard said again: "Go to the koi pond and look for it. The sun is good today. They like to bask in the sun by the koi pond."

"Thank you uncle!" Little Lolita got useful information, asked the security guard the way to the koi pond, and walked happily to the koi pond.

When he passed the bulletin board, he turned his head and glanced.

There are a lot of pet-seeking revelations posted on the bulletin board, all of which are new in the past two days, and they are all familiar faces.

It's the pets from the southern district who strayed into the battlefield.

Little Lolita thought of the little white rabbit who gave her jewelry, and thought that since she had come to this community, she might as well go and see the little white rabbit, with how rich and powerful the little white rabbit looked, maybe she could make some more money .

He followed the revelations one by one to look, but he didn't find the picture of the little white rabbit.

"Didn't its owner look for it?" Little Loli wondered.

A long-haired girl wearing a fisherman's hat came over, and she reached out to take off a pet-seeking revelation on the bulletin board.

"How did you pick it?" Little Lolita asked.

"It's back." The girl showed the revelation in her hand to little Lolita. It was a picture of a black-faced pug, with the dog's head lying on the mat, and his body was wrinkled. "I saw it at the door of the house this morning. He was filthy all over, and he didn't know where he went wild, and his mouth still smelled like carrots."

The girl's voice was doting, and she was clearly complaining, but she was not fierce at all.

"It's good to be back." Little Loli glanced at the bulletin board again to make sure that there was indeed no little white rabbit, and then she stepped forward and walked towards the koi pond with a regretful expression on her face.

When passing by a piece of grass, little Loli heard a creaking sound.

Probe and look.

Behind the green field, the windows of a family on the first floor are wide open, and the wind blows in through the screened windows.

On the screen window, a cat's claws were scratching at the screen thread relentlessly, and the screen window had already scratched a hole the size of a cat's head.

"Meow meow, I'm free at last. The life of four generations living under the same roof of the old Wang's family is really not suitable for me..." The princess poked her head out of the screen window, pushed her body out hard, and after two pushes, she found herself stuck again. "Meow meow meow, let me out!"

Little Loli looked at the puppet cat hanging on the screen window with a puzzled expression, and really didn't know what the cat was doing.

After a while, he remembered that he still had something to do, so he looked away, turned and left.

"Come and save me!" The princess was still meowing, "You humble human being who is stunned by the beauty of this palace, where are you running?"

Little Lolita has gone far.

He came to the koi pond and saw Ye Daddy on the bridge of the koi pond.

The wild father is not alone, beside him, there is another smaller cat.

That cat is also a civet cat.

"Father, was Mom really taken away by the devil?" The little raccoon cat looked up at the wild father with a panicked voice.

"Can I still lie to you?!" The wild father was very angry, "You talk about you, you ran away with humans without saying hello to your family, do you still have me as a father in your eyes, do you have your mother, Is there a North District?! How many times have I told you that it is shameful to become a family and a pet!"

"But big brother... it was also adopted by humans." The little civet cat was a little unconvinced, "You didn't say anything about it."

"Why didn't I mention it, I beat it every day! Besides, it can earn money to buy chicken wings, can you?!"

"Father...you smashed the window of the master's house, the master will not want me anymore..." The little raccoon cat lowered its head, its voice choked up, "Mom said, finding a good master is the only way to survive .”

"Don't listen to your mother! Selling your soul can make you live?" Father Ye jumped onto the railing, "Let's go, do you want to go and save your mother?"

"Go, go, I like my mother the most." The little civet cat jumped up, jumped onto the railing, and followed the wild father along the railing, "I will rescue my mother!"

The railings are narrow, and the little civet cat still stumbles when walking.

The two cats walked to the gazebo in the center of the koi pond in the blink of an eye, and saw Ye Dae make a big roundabout, jumping directly behind the little civet cat, and then it raised its little feet and aimed at the little civet cat's buttocks.

Stepping down, the little civet cat fell straight into the water.

"Little Nianzhang, the moment you betrayed me, you should have thought about today's end!" Ye Dad stood on the railing, looking down at the little civet cat struggling on the water, with a ferocious voice, "Don't say I'm biased, your big brother, I was kicked into the water too!"

After saying this, Ye Dad jumped off the railing, and along the steps of the water pavilion, stretched out his claws to hook the koi in the water.

Look at one, hold it in the mouth, the fat fish is in the mouth, turn around and run to the north bank.

Before he could take a step, there was a click, and the two front paws of Ye Dad were suddenly put on the iron bracelet.

"You are a child abuser."

Little Loli stretched out her hand in the air, and the little civet cat struggling in the water flew upside down in an instant, and then he threw the little civet cat to the ground mercilessly.

The little civet cat coughed several times, lay down in the middle of the water pavilion dripping wet, and looked at his father in disbelief.

Ye Daddy sat on the ground with a fish in his mouth, his front paws were bound by iron bracelets, and his back paws were split apart, with a dazed expression on his face.

After spitting out the fish in his mouth, Father Ye meowed at the little Lolita: "You human being, let me go!"

"I'm not human..." Little Loli stretched out her hand to Ye Daddy.

Ye Daddy felt a huge suction force, and after a few seconds, its thick neck was already in the hands of little Lolita.

"Hey, I'm going!" Little Loli couldn't grab Ye Daddy's neck with one hand, and the heavy weight brought him to stagger a step forward.

After standing firmly, little Loli pinched Ye Dad's neck with one hand, and rested Ye Dad's buttocks with the other hand. Both hands were extremely numb to maintain control of Ye Dad's posture: "Tell the truth, how much weight do you have?"

"What are you doing?" Ye Damao kicked the air twice with his legs in the void, "Are you an alien?"

"I'm not an alien..."

"Then you are an ordinary human being? Can you understand me?" Ye Daddy's eyes sparkled, "Then I ask you to tell your friends that I like to eat chicken legs and wings. I have eaten too much fish recently and I want to eat chicken."

"..."

Little Lolita struggled to pick up Ye Daddy and walked out of the community.

Xiao Biao was sitting in the waiting room of the police station, and the man with the tail told him that Little Lolita had gone to find Ye Dae, and as long as Ye Dae came to pay some money and registered, Xiao Biao could go home.

Xiao Biao waited anxiously.

After an unknown amount of time, the door of the waiting room creaked open.

The wild father with the iron bracelet was the first to come into view.

"What's going on here?" Xiao Biao looked at the wild father who entered the door, rubbed his eyes, and expressed disbelief, "Why are you also handcuffed?"

"Za!" Ye Dad broke free from the little loli, jumped onto the table with his legs upright, and sat down opposite Xiao Biao, "Where have you been these two days?"

"Let's talk about this issue when we get home." Xiao Biao looked at the little loli behind Ye Dad.

He found that little Lolita's expression was not very good, and the iron bracelet on Ye Daddy's wrist was so bright.

Xiao Biao chose not to talk to the little Lolita, he looked at the man with the tail behind the little Lolita: "Brother Fox, it's my father's first visit to the police station, can you take him to go through the formalities?"

"It's a trivial matter." The fox man came over, patted Xiao Biao on the shoulder, and said to the wild father, "Let's go, fill in the information, pay the money, and you can take your son and leave."

Wild father was at a loss.

Fill in the information?pay?

First, it can't write, and second, it has no money. This is really embarrassing for a cat.