I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Let's go, I'll be with you." Xiao Biao squeezed Ye Daddy with his body, "Listen to me, keep a low profile, and we'll talk about everything when we get home."

Father Ye looked at Xiao Biao suspiciously: "Son, don't lie to me, I have no money."

"I'm rich and I'm rich." Xiao Biao whispered in Ye Daddy's ear, "You are obedient, I will buy fried chicken for you when you go home."

When Ye Dad heard the word fried chicken, he couldn't help but nodded: "Okay, let's go."

"Where to go." Little Loli pulled the stool and sat down at the table, "Your father committed a crime, child abuse."

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Xiao Biao raised his head and asked little Lolita, "Who did my father abuse?"

"Your father intentionally hurt your second brother!"

"I just kicked your second brother into the water. This little girl said I abused children. I am not happy about your second brother. It ran away with a human. It is not appropriate to be a wild cat. It is going to be a human cat's leg " Father Ye frowned and stared at Xiao Biao, "It's all your fault, you set a bad example for your second brother."

"Did you hear that?" Little Loli sneered, "Your father confessed to his crime!"

"Father..." Xiao Biao arched Gong Ye's father with his body, "How is the second brother? Is he in good health?"

"What's the matter, just keep staring at me after getting out of the water, you little bastard." Father Ye groaned angrily.

"..." Xiao Biao had a headache.

"Your father is getting old, um... the Law on the Protection of Underage Pets can't protect him anymore." Little Lolita had a smirk on her face, "I'm going to lock your wild father in the peach forest, and it just so happens that there aren't enough criminals in the peach forest recently. used."

"Don't..." Xiao Biao took a few steps forward and sat directly opposite the little Lolita, "I'll help you solve the problem of not having enough criminals. Don't lock up my father."

"Everything is in accordance with legal procedures." Little Loli raised her chin and said contemptuously, "You help me solve the crime pet? Don't brag, do you know how many crime pets we have lost? It's all these decades of police Comrades from the bureau worked hard to arrest them! Many brothers were killed for this! Can you be arrested?"

"This..." Xiao Biao turned to look at Father Ye, "Father, say something too."

Ye Daddy looked dumbfounded: "What did I say?"

Xiao Biao earnestly taught: "You just say, you are not abusing your second brother, you are teaching your second brother to swim, look at me, if it wasn't for your decisive kick in the water back then, how could I have learned to swim so quickly? "

"Learn how to swim?" Father Ye's face became more bewildered, "I just want to kick..."

No sooner had Father Ye spoken halfway, was Xiao Biao covering his mouth: "Father, do you want to go out?"

Father Ye frowned and shook his head, trying to shake off Xiao Biao's two paws holding the iron bracelet.

Xiao Biao continued to induce: "Chicken wings."

Ye Dad's eyes lit up.

Only then did Xiao Biao put down his paws, and whispered to Father Ye, "You are teaching your second brother to swim!"

"It's what you say." Ye Dad nodded.

Little Lolita's face turned blue: "You treat me as deaf, and you change your confession in front of me?"

"Well, first of all, this is not a court..." Xiao Biao was ashamed, but still shamelessly explained, "Besides, even if it is a court, we retract the confession in court, but you have no other evidence except my father's statement..."

"I just watched your father kick your second brother into the water!"

"Okay, even if there is your eyewitness testimony, but I want to sue you too? I will sue you to extract a confession through torture... Your testimony is not bad... I will say... My father's testimony before It's all a violent means of surrendering to you, that's what it said... The second brother is not injured, even if the judge wants to favor you, it will be very embarrassing, maybe even your civil servant position will be slapped, then Everyone is so hurtful."

"Little civet cat! You are so shameless!" Little Loli raised her eyes, turned her head and shouted at the fox man, "Doctor Fox, go and bring me the constitution!"

Hearing the words constitution and law, Xiao Biao rolled his eyes again, and couldn't help complaining: "That's a big deal, and the regulations are not so detailed. I advise you not to rely too much on it. You should look at the criminal law and civil law..."

"Shut up!" Little Lolita roared.

Sure enough, Xiao Biao shut up.

Little Lolita was gasping for breath.

After a while, the man with the tail brought the constitution.

It's still the old May Fourth Law published decades ago.

Little Lolita sat at the table and flipped through the pages one by one. His eyes turned red, and tears fell on the yellowed paper: "Why is it so difficult to rule the country by law, you savages?" Chong, how can you bully Chong so much..."

Stretching out her hand to wipe away her tears, the little Lolita couldn't help feeling aggrieved: "Where did I go wrong, I want to make Chong stronger, stop being bullied by humans all the time, live in harmony with humans, reform is so difficult..."

While crying, the furry cat's paw with the iron bracelet rested on the back of little Lolita's hand that was pressing the book.

Xiao Baoyu said earnestly: "Don't be discouraged, the path you chose is right, stick to your justice, all stumbling blocks are ladders to accelerate your growth, climb over them, and you will find that your starting point is higher and your thinking is clearer. Wider, wider horizons..."

"My vision has widened!" Little Lolita opened Xiao Biao's paw, "You really gave me a lot of insight!"

"..." Xiao Biao covered his face with two paws, really, he himself felt shameless.

The little loli closed the constitution, the law, and turned to look at the man with the tail again: "Go, bring me the two books that the cunning little raccoon just mentioned...the criminal law and the civil law!"

"Other things!" Xiao Biao stretched out his claws again to hold the little Lolita's arm, "Let me tell you something you don't like to hear. I support you in studying the Fa, but let's not be in a hurry."

"Oh, are you scared?" Little Lolita's eyes lit up instantly.

"I'm doing it for your own good." Xiao Biaomao's face was bitter, "The law is all about words, and you can't pick me."

"Shut up!" Little Loli grabbed Xiao Biao's cat legs, pulled Xiao Biao in a circle, exposed her buttocks, looked at Xiao Biao's chrysanthemum, and growled, "Pick moles? I'll pick you up today." mole eye!"

"It's not that mole eye!" Xiao Biao was frightened by the little Lolita, "Let me go!"

"Run, run, run! I'll make you eloquent!"

Xiao Biao screamed: "Father, father! Show them your financial resources!"

"I don't have any money." Wild Dad looked at the excitement like a cat from outside the office.

"Dan, Danwan!" Xiao Biao twisted his body desperately, so that the little loli couldn't aim at his mole.

"Ah? That thing." Ye Dad's hand with the iron bracelet couldn't reach his hip pocket, "Forget it, I can't reach it."

"Father!" Xiao Biao felt that little Lolita's sinful hands had pressed his buttocks, and tears came out of fear, "Father, turn around, I'll help you dig it out!"

Ye Dad turned around slowly, with a reluctant expression on his face: "I sacrificed a lot for you today, and you must remember to be grateful in the future."

"Yes, father's love is like a mountain."

Xiao Biao held his breath, rushed forward, and broke away from the evil hand of little Lolita. Two claws with iron bracelets touched Ye Daddy's pocket, and reached out to pick it up.

The pocket was sticky, Xiao Biao tried his best to distinguish the texture, and finally grabbed a handful of pills and threw them on the table.

This one is about twenty.

Shining multicolored luster.

The waiting room fell silent for a moment.

Three seconds later, the little loli and the man with the tail rushed forward and started fighting.

The man with the tail has the body of an adult, and his palm is also big. With one hand, he almost hugged Dan Wan.

"Do you want to fight again?!" Little Lolita shook the man's hand with all his strength.

The man with the tail sneered: "You took all the last time, so this time I will get a big head no matter what!"

There are two people scrambling over here, Ye Ye turned his head, with a dazed expression on his face: "Isn't it just for you to see, and I didn't tell you, let me put it down!"

The waiting room fell silent again.

The pill in the man's hand crackled and fell to the table.

Little Lolita trembled with anger.

The pills are all taken out, isn't it for bribery?Want to take it back?

This really doesn't pay attention to the judicial department at all!

Xiao Biao reached out his hand to touch Ye Daddy's white scarf: "Father, don't talk, just treat it as if I borrowed it from you, and return the countless chicken wings to you later."

Ye Daddy was not happy: "That pill tastes better than chicken wings."

Xiao Biao was speechless: "Shut up!"

The wild father rolled his eyes and shut his mouth, for his son today, his sacrifice was really great.

Xiao Biao smiled at Little Lolita and the man with the tail: "Don't worry, everyone has a share."

After saying this, it stretched out its paws, and stroked all the pills in front of itself.

Little Lolita stared at Xiao Biao, and the man with the tail looked straight at Dan Wan in front of Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao stretched out his furry claws, and pushed out a pill towards the little Lolita: "Look, you sued my father for child abuse, and there is no evidence, so maybe you even brought yourself in."

"Hmph, what about sending the beggars?" Little Lolita stared at the pill with an ugly expression on her face.

Xiao Biao smiled, and made another one: "But I admire you. You have the heart to defend justice. Even though you know my father's affairs are difficult, you don't compromise easily."

"Hmph." Little Lolita still sneered.

Xiao Biao launched a third one: "This pill is not a bribe. If there is a reason, I prefer to say that it is a gift from friends."

"Who is your friend?" Little Lolita rolled her eyes.

Xiao Biao launched the fourth one: "You don't know, I like you very much from the first time I saw you, you have strength, you are very powerful."

"That is."

Xiao Biao launched the fifth one: "Compared to your powerful strength, I like your heart more. You have your own persistence, and you firmly follow the law-abiding path. I know that the current environment is a bit bad. Your path is not easy."

"..." Little Loli turned her head away, her brows and eyes moved slightly.

Xiao Biao launched the sixth one: "You are truly strong, spiritually strong. Other pets only see your strong appearance, but I want to know more about your heart."

"Do you need to understand?"

The seventh Dan pushed out: "I know, there are times when you can't bear the pressure and cry quietly. After all, you are a pet, not a god. In the dead of night, you were also vulnerable, but I want you to know that you Behind you, there is pet to support you."

"Who supports me, except for my master and the few partners...you are all behind." Little Loli choked up faintly.

The eighth Dan pushed out: "I support you. I believe that besides me, there are more ordinary pets who are silently supporting you. Even if they don't understand you now, they will understand you in the future. Dare to walk on the path of reform." Those on the road are all warriors."

"Warriors... Warriors." Little Lolita's shoulders trembled, "Warriors are also pets, not gods... Let's just say you Yushan, it has been decades, and the law has not kept up..."

The ninth pill was pushed out: "I am also from Yushan, because I did not do well in popularizing the law. I have suffered so much, and so has my father. He doesn't understand anything at all. But now, we understand. When I become an adult, I want to follow the same path as you, you are my role model."

"Little civet cat, you don't understand, you won't go the same way as me, it's too difficult...too difficult..." Little Loli pulled the stool away, sat down, covered her face with her hands, and cried, " For whom are we fighting bloody battles... why don't you understand..."