I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Little Lolita stared blankly at Xiao Biao, and after a while, he suddenly stretched out his hand to grab Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biaoshun rolled again, meowing: "Abiding by the law, my lord!"

"Who are you lying to?" Little Lolita chased after Xiao Biao, trying to pinch his neck, "It's only been three months since you're so fat?"

"Really!" Xiao Biao became anxious, and fell to the ground, looking up at Little Lolita, "I'm only three months old, and all the favorites in the community can testify to me!"

Little Loli stretched out a hand, and the back of Xiao Biao's neck was picked up again.

Xiao Biao froze instantly, with his tail tucked in his buttocks, weak and helpless.

When Xiao Biao woke up again, he had already collapsed on a table, and Little Lolita was sitting not far from him, flipping through a dark red law book with her head bowed.

Xiao Biao leaned over and lifted the cover with his paws: "Uh... the Constitution."

"I'm looking for a way to see how to deal with you." Little Loli glanced at Xiao Biao, "We are a society ruled by law now, of course everything must be done according to the law."

"Then... what constitution are you overturning..." Xiao Biao scratched his head, "Am I so fierce? I want to use the constitution for sanctions?!"

"What's wrong? This is the fundamental law!"

Xiao Biao rolled his eyes: "And look at the publication year of this book, you are still the May [-]th Law, don't you know how many times the constitution has been revised?"

Little Lolita's face was ugly, then she stretched out her hand and slapped Xiao Biao on the forehead: "Shut up!"

After a pause, the little loli said again: "You are definitely an old cat, a childlike old cat."

"I'll show it." A man in a white coat opened the door and walked in. He had a man's face and a man's figure, but there were several gray and white fluffy tails wagging behind his buttocks.

He walked up to Xiao Biao, stretched out his hand and opened Xiao Biao's mouth: "Let me see my teeth."

Xiao Biao's mouth was opened, and he couldn't speak, so he could only let others rub it into a ball and flatten it.

"The teeth are pretty good..." The man let go of his hand, sighed, with a look of regret, "It is indeed a baby tooth."

"Isn't that right, I haven't changed my teeth yet!" Xiao Biao rubbed his cheeks, "See clearly, it's milk teeth! Milk teeth!"

Little Loli didn't believe it: "It's more cunning than Chitose bastard."

"Why are you scolding the cat!" Xiao Biao leaned closer to the little loli, "Don't be angry, I realized my mistake, I burned your peach forest, will I try to plant trees and return them to you in the future? Baby, you can't bear to criticize me, saying that I am the flower of the motherland, but I can't think so myself, I must correct my mistakes and be a useful cat to society..."

"Who said you are the flower of the motherland? Who can't bear to criticize you?" Little Lolita looked at Xiao Biao suspiciously, "What the hell are you trying to do?"

Xiao Biao stared at his round eyes, trying to be cute: "Arbor Day is coming soon, I decided to help you plant trees!"

"Ah?" Little Lolita smiled, "Do you know how those peach trees are grown?"

"I know that planting trees with peach pits is too slow, and the survival rate is not high. It takes at least three or four years for a peach tree to grow into a tree and bear fruit. I want to transplant the seedlings directly for you..." Xiao Biao saw that the little girl had a bad face. He hurriedly said again, "I guarantee that the trees moved are all good seedlings. I will pick them one by one. If it is impossible, I will transplant the finished trees for you. Don't worry, the mistakes I made and the losses I caused will never be let down." The organization pays for me."

The man with the tail laughed, and he pulled a stool and sat down at the table: "Then tell me, what about the criminals who were burned to death in the Taolin fire?"

"What?" Xiao Biao was stunned, "Someone died?"

"It's not a person, it's a pet of a crime." The man with a tail stretched out his hand, his eyes were narrow and shiny, "Most of the peach trees in the battlefield are locked with the soul of a pet of crime."

Xiao Biao looked terrified: "Oh my god, isn't it...then I..."

Wouldn't he become a pet-killing madman?

"Let me tell you, it's too light to put you in the juvenile prison, and you should be locked in the peach tree."

"Really?"

"Tsk, there's no need to lie." The tail man sat on the stool, and the big tails floating in the air behind him shook happily, "This time, you're useless."

"..." Xiao Biao covered his face with his paws wearing iron bracelets, the cat's body trembled violently, and his voice was trembling, "You... tell me about you, what are you good criminals doing in the peach forest? Lock it up! Oh, let me just say it... I really thought it was a game, why do you play it so big..."

Xiao Biao let go of the claws covering his face, looked down, and said in a painful voice, "I am no longer innocent, my claws are stained with blood..."

"Yo? Blame us?" Little Loli raised her eyes, "You picked up the explosive pills, didn't you enjoy picking them up?"

Xiao Biao whimpered, turned around, and turned his back to Little Lolita.

The back is fat.

Little Lolita reached out and patted Xiao Biao's butt: "Turn around!"

Xiao Biao shrugged his shoulders, covered his face with his paws, but didn't turn around.

Little Loli touched Xiao Biao's buttocks twice.

Xiao Biao snorted coldly, choked up and rubbed forward, not letting little Lolita touch his butt.

"Hey, don't be too sad. The pets that were locked into the battlefield have committed serious crimes. What's more, everyone is on the food chain. It doesn't matter so much who kills who." Little Lolita stretched out her hand to pat He patted Xiao Biao's shoulder, "Besides, they entered the peach forest, and they were originally intended to be hunted by humans."

Xiao Biao turned his head to look at Little Lolita, at a loss: What the hell, I just said that I should be punished by the law, but now I will talk about the food chain again, this pet society has major flaws...

Xiao Biao asked, "What is a battlefield?"

Little Loli scratched her head and glanced at the man with the tail beside her.

The man with the tail interfaced: "It is a place to ease disputes between humans and pets. It is a hunting paradise adhering to the Olympic spirit. Since the implementation of the pet law in our country, humans cannot hunt and kill pets at will, and pets cannot harm humans at will. The only way is on the battlefield."

"Stop talking nonsense..." Xiao Biao didn't believe it, "You can't hunt and kill pets casually? So what are steak restaurants, dog meat restaurants, and seafood restaurants?"

Zheng Huan's tail, which the man with the tail was wagging, froze for a moment. After a while, he spoke again: "The pet law protects the pets that already have Dan."

"Oh? Dan?" Xiao Biao thought of the big snake that was slashed and killed by the man in the coat. "Is that called a pet? Is it going to become a spirit?"

"No, no, policy relations, now they are not called fine, but pets."

"Can it still be changed like that? The Siberian tiger in the Daxing'an Mountains of Heilongjiang is also called Chong?"

"correct."

"Who dares to raise it? It's also called a pet?!" Xiao Biao scratched his head, "Chinese is taught by the physical education teacher, right? You can just call it an animal, but you have to call it a pet? Cute?"

The man with the tail was silent for a short while, then he stood up and looked at the little loli next to him solemnly: "I think this cat is very problematic. I may have misread it just now. It must not be milk teeth."

Xiao Biao was shocked when he heard this.

The cat arched forward for a while: "I was wrong, I shouldn't argue with you, it's all my fault, look at my teeth again, they are baby teeth... I, I, I... I'm only three Month, is the age lying in the cradle, I lack judgment, no ability to think independently, alas...how should I put it..."

Xiao Biao thought for a while, then took out a handful of pills from his pocket, and stuffed them into the hands of the man with the tail: "I'll give you all, and I'll give you all."

Xiao Biao wore an iron bracelet and held a pill, not very flexible.

These pills were picked up by Xiao Biao in the peach forest, and there were more than a dozen pills in total.

The man with the tail's eyes lit up instantly, and he reached out to pick it up.

Just as his hand covered the cat's paw, Little Lolita's hand pressed against the back of the man with the tail.

The man with the tail turned his head to look at the little Lolita, and the little Lolita looked at the man with the tail with a sneer, her eyes met, and sparks flew everywhere.

The man with the tail used his other hand to firmly push away Little Lolita's hand, then picked up Dan, lowered his head and thought for a while, and gave two pieces to Little Lolita.

Little Lolita sneered, but didn't answer, she thought it was too little.

"You're working on the battlefield. I'm afraid you won't like these pills." The man with the tail wanted to put them in his pocket.

"Dan in the battlefield is prepared for human beings. All entry and exit are accounted for. It's not my turn, not to mention that I can't guard against myself..." Little Lori reached out and grabbed the man with tails by the wrist, her tone was cold, "Meet you Half, one less will do."

"Are you trying to fight with me?" The man with the tail sneered.

"That's good, maybe I can get one more fox pill." Little Loli jumped off the stool, rubbing her hands together in front of her, and electric arcs jumped out from between her fingers.

"Wait a minute..." Xiao Biao said while stepping back, "Isn't it a society governed by rhetoric?"

The man with the tail shook his tail frantically, and a strong wind was blowing up like an electric fan: "I will tear you apart!"

"I'm a sorcerer." Little Loli sneered, "Just come over and try, you won't recognize the doorway."

The man with the tail pounced on the little loli, and there was a sound of electric current, and the tail of the man with the tail blew instantly, but he didn't hesitate at all, his hands tightly strangled the little loli's neck, his eyes were fierce.

Xiao Biao stood on the table, rubbed his eyes with his paws, and sighed: "Stop beating, this is still in the police station..."

More than ten minutes later, little Loli got up from the ground, and kicked away the screaming vixen next to her: "For the sake of the organization, I will spare your life."

Then little loli bent down to pick up the pill, and her eyes met Xiao Biao again.

Xiao Biao licked his lips: "Junior Management Office, why don't I go?"

"The rule of law society is not something you can go to if you want." The little Lolita was fierce, looking down at the pills in her hand, and licked each one, with an expression of excitement.

"..." Xiao Biao forced himself to smile, unable to express even the slightest dislike.

"Is that all?" Little Loli put the pills in her pocket, "Take them all out, and hand them all over to the public."

"It's gone." Xiao Biao straightened his stomach, "If you don't believe me, you can dig it yourself."

"You don't dare to hide your secrets, you stay here first, I'll ask my superiors for instructions, and I'll deal with you later." Little Loli slammed the door and left.

Xiao Biao sat at the table in distress, the cat's face was full of sadness.

What kind of world is this, he thought for the one hundred and zeroth time.

"Cough." The man with the tail slowly got up from the ground, staring fiercely at the door, "My fox family, sooner or later there will be a mage again..."

"Here." Xiao Biao took out another pill from his pocket, and handed it to the fox man with his paw, "I'll give you the last one..."

The fox man stretched out his paw suspiciously to take Danwan: "Didn't you just say you don't have any?"

"This is the last one. I was thinking about it. I entered the juvenile prison and I am not familiar with the place. I will worship the mountain with this pill, but you have suffered such a crime because of me." Xiao Biao stretched out his hand to wipe tears. , "Even if I was bullied to death by other pets in the juvenile prison, I can't let you suffer this beating for nothing."

"..." The man with the tail had complex eyes, he stood up, looked at Xiao Biao, reached out and touched Xiao Biao's head, and returned the pill to Xiao Biao, "You are still too young, with a heart of a child... Danwan, I can't have yours, you need it more than I do."

"No, if you don't accept it, I feel really sorry." Xiao Biao pursed his mouth, his eyes were clouded with tears, "To be honest, when the little loli asked me if I had any private pills, I was terrified, just to give You kept this one, and I mustered up the courage to lie to him, I... I never lie. "

"You silly boy."

"Accept it, or my lie will be in vain." Xiao Biao's expression was sincere, tears were streaming down his face, and his nose was bursting from crying.