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Three hours later, a prison van was full of pets.

The little squirrel and the big rooster were there, and those who fell out of favor in the southern area along the passage and fell into Mermaid Bay were also there. Nantuhuang was displaying his leadership spirit, comforting each one.

Pug of the South District had a dark face: "I was in the peach grove at the time, if it wasn't for the sudden rain of nectar, I would have turned into a roast dog right now."

While talking, he kept squinting at Xiao Biao with his eyes full of complaints.

Xiao Biao sat listlessly in a corner with his head down, his two little paws clasped by iron bracelets.

When he was burning the woods, he completely forgot about the loss of favor in the South District. Now, listening to the pet's comments around him, the cat was frightened into a cold sweat.

Nan Tuhuang glared at Brother Pug: "Shut up, you, aren't you all injured?"

"Isn't Teddy Lao Qi singed?"

Nan Tuhuang was puzzled: "Its coat color...is supposed to be like that."

Pug acted like a baby: "Devil King, I'm hungry, I'm so hungry, these days, I don't even have to eat shit."

Nan Tuhuang frowned, took out a carrot from his pocket, and handed it to Ba Ge.

Pug was originally a dog who loves meat and dislikes, but now he is not picky, and he just picked up the radish and gnawed it.

Just after taking two bites, a pair of hands stretched out diagonally and snatched the radish.

Luo Liyin sat near the door of the prison car, snatched the radish, and threw it out of the window: "The car is small, there are many pets, and the air is not good. Don't eat indiscriminately, it smells bad."

After saying this, Loliyin told the driver to drive.

The Pug was angry, but he didn't dare to mess with Luo Liyin, so he raised his two paws in front of his chest in a gesture of bowing, and said to Nan Tuhuang: "Devil King, I'm really hungry, give me another one."

"Be patient." Nan Tuhuang patted Pug on the head.

Pug frowned and sat down on the ground.

The car was running smoothly, and Xiao Biao looked out of the window sideways. There were dim street lights on the outside of the straight suet road, and deep darkness behind the street lights.

Half an hour later, the car stopped in front of a building with blue tiles and red walls.

Luo Liyin was the first to get out of the car: "Line in line and go in order."

The pets got out of the car, and Xiao Biao was the last one. He stood at the door of the prison car and looked up at the building with blue tiles and red walls.

There is no village or store in front of this building, and it is wrapped in the black night, but it has LED sign lights, and the street lights at the door are extended from the suet road.

The sign shows a police station.

The loli voice yelled at Xiao Biao: "Follow me."

Xiao Biao jumped out of the car and stood on the left side of Luo Liyin.

Nantuhuang stood on the right side of Luoliyin, was taking something out of his pocket, and after taking out something, he stood on tiptoe and stuffed it into Luoliyin's sleeve: "Sir, what do you think about this matter, I am in a state of confusion now .”

Luo Liyin saw that Nantuhuang jumped up and down twice, but the thing hadn't been stuffed into her hand, she was a little speechless, she knelt down, reached out and took it directly, it was a little rabbit ornament studded with dense diamonds.

"Yo." Loliyin snapped the diamonds with her nails, "Is it all true?"

"Hey, what you said, how dare I deceive you with falsehood." Nan Tu Huang grabbed Luo Liyin's arm with his front paws, his red eyes blinked, and he was extremely pitiful, "You have to believe me, we are in a disaster without reason. , This is actually a simple collective loss."

"It's nothing serious." Luo Liyin stuffed the diamond rabbit into her sleeve, and reached out to touch Nantuhuang's forehead, "It's good luck for you, every year there are pets who accidentally fall into the battlefield. I'm too lazy to talk about it, let them destroy themselves on the battlefield, you are lucky, I went to catch the civet cats this time, and saved you all by the way."

"Yes yes yes." Nan Tuhuang squinted at Xiao Biao. "Thank you, my lord."

Luo Liyin continued: "I'll tell the bureau later, and send a car to take you back to the community."

"I don't even know what to say, it's too warm, and the rabbit is so touched." Nan Tuhuang reached into his pocket, and took out two pink gemstones the size of pigeon eggs, "These two are placed in the diamond Beside the rabbit, it’s nice.”

"How embarrassing..." Luo Liyin reached out to take the pink gemstone, rubbed her fingers on the gemstone, and her voice changed, "Ah, ah, I like pink the most."

"My lord, I still want to ask, my brother..." Nan Tuhuang stretched out his paw and pointed at Xiao Biao, "Can it go back to the community with us?"

Luo Liyin shook her head: "Let it go? I don't have the authority. It caused huge economic losses to the battlefield. From the organization's point of view, it was young, so it was decided to send it to the juvenile prison. It's lucky that he didn't lock it directly into Taolin .”

"Junior Management Office?" Nan Tuhuang was stunned, "How big is the economic loss in the organization?"

"You can't afford it." Luo Liyin chuckled lightly, and reached out to touch Nantuhuang's head, "What we lost is not something that money can buy."

"..." Nantuhuang frowned, thinking hard about what money can't buy, this big Loliyin must think that there are not enough gems.

"Okay, you go in with them, there will be a car to take you away later." Luo Liyin stood up, reaching out to hold Xiao Biao's furry neck collar, "You follow me."

Nantuhuang yelled at Xiao Biao: "I will find a way, and I will definitely save you."

Xiao Biao didn't respond at all.

Nantuhuang followed after two steps before stopping, the rabbit's ears drooping.

Carrying Xiao Biao, Luo Liyin walked in through the side door of the building with long legs.

After walking for a while, Luo Liyin found that Xiao Biao didn't even struggle, so she raised her arms and brought Xiao Biao to her eyes.

Xiao Biao's body was bowed, his tail was between his legs, and his eyes were silent, as if his computer had died.

Luo Liyin looked at her fingers pinching the back of Xiao Biao's neck, and was amused.

When the nape of the cat's neck is pinched, it will have this kind of reaction. The whole cat loses its mobility and its eyes are dull, as if it was caught by the cat mother, waiting for the cat mother to pick itself up and go home.

Luo Liyin put Xiao Biao on the ground, and Xiao Biao's eyes immediately became clear.

"Walk by yourself." Loliyin stood up, "Follow me."

Xiao Biao was terrified by his short-term dementia, and it took him a long time to take steps to keep up.

When he was picked up by the back of his neck just now, not only could he not control himself, but his vision was a little blurred, and he couldn't even remember how he got into the police station from the prison car.

The self who was grabbed by the back of the neck was as weak as a chicken.

Xiao Biao subconsciously straightened his head, not wanting anything to touch the back of his neck.

"You are a good mage, why did you enter the battlefield and do those criminal things?" The corridor was very long, and the voice of Lori's voice became more and more empty.

"Meow..." Xiao Biao's claws were pinched, and he could only walk upright. "I don't even know what the battlefield means."

Luo Liyin stopped for a while, then continued to walk forward: "Didn't your family tell you?"

"No meow."

After a pause, Xiao Biao added: "I guess they don't know what a battlefield is either."

Luo Liyin was silent, and after a long time, she spoke again: "I said to do a good job in popularizing the law, you Yushan, the leader is too bad."

Xiao Biao keeps his balance with his tail so that he can walk upright for a long time: "What is Yushan?"

"..." Loliyin fell silent again, unable to chat.

Xiao Biao quickly ran upside down on his legs, and ran from behind Luoliyin to beside Luoliyin: "Can you explain to me, what is the battlefield?"

"Are you from the village?"

"We are in the urban area. Although it is close to the mountains, it is a wealthy area and an economic center..."

"..."

In the blink of an eye, the two walked outside an iron gate. Loliyin reached out and took out a card from her pocket, and swiped it on the gate.

After the door is opened, the first thing that catches the eye is the coat locker.

Luo Liyin stretched out her hand to unbutton her coat. As soon as she took off the coat, she instantly changed from 1.9 meters tall to 1.3 meters tall.

Little Loli stood on tiptoe and pushed the black death jacket onto the counter: "Aunt Chang, please store it."

"Okay." A giraffe poked its head out from the storage room, hung up its coat, and shrank back.

Xiao Biao was very tired because he had been walking upright, so he sat down on the ground with his two front paws with iron bracelets resting on his stomach: "Your black cloak can help you grow your head?"

"Yes, you can wear it when you are on missions. If you are too tall, you will become shorter if you wear a cloak. If you are too short... Bah, if you wear a cape of normal height, you will become taller."

"Unify the external appearance of public servants?"

"Well, otherwise, it would look very amateurish when standing in a row." Little Loli looked down at Xiao Biao, "Can't walk anymore?"

"Xiexiu..." Xiao Biao felt that the little loli in front of him was quite talkative, and he wanted to get as much information as possible, "A girl as young as you is a civil servant? You are young and promising. "

Little Lolita was stunned, she looked at Xiao Biao fixedly, and after a while she said: "First, I'm not a girl, I'm a boy, and second, I'm 310 years old, not young."

"Oh...you look so young." Xiao Biao didn't feel embarrassed at all. He blinked and tried to be cute, "Can humans live so long? I thought only mermaids, vampires and the like...you are really amazing !"

"I... am not human." The male version of the little loli frowned and scratched her chin, feeling that she couldn't continue chatting with the country bumpkin civet cat. "Hurry up, the handover is over, I have to continue watching the battlefield."

"But I can't walk anymore..." Xiao Biao didn't want to enter any juvenile detention center. Although the name of "Young detention center" is quite serious, who knows what strange things are locked in the juvenile detention center here. ?

"Aren't you getting up?" The male version of Little Lolita sneered, and as soon as he reached out his hand, he wanted to grab Xiao Biao again.

Xiao Biao rolled on the spot and dodged: "Well, you just talked about popularizing the law, right?"

"Yeah." The male version of the little loli straightened up, "I'll say that all of you from Yushan are really... all of you are legally illiterate. However, after entering the juvenile detention center, you still have the opportunity to read some legal books."

"Before I enter the juvenile detention center, can I hire a lawyer?" Xiao Biao moved his butt back, trying to distance himself from the male version of the little loli.

"What?" The male version of the little loli had a surprised expression, and reached out to pick his ears.

"I want to hire a lawyer." Xiao Biao blinked, feeling a little apprehensive, "Is it legally allowed? Your law here..."

"Uh..." The male version of the little loli hesitated for a moment, took out her mobile phone from her pocket, and made a call.

The call was quickly connected: "That little civet cat, I want to hire a lawyer... I have never seen anyone hire a lawyer. Haven't we built the court? It was unfinished three years ago... Isn't it all someone?" Who is responsible for any accidents on the site... The legal provisions do allow for defense. Alas, I have learned that there are really... Damn, don't you watch human TV dramas? But you have never asked for a lawyer before. , and no one has a lawyer's qualification certificate...I'll go...you are breaking the law! He asked for it...then I don't know, okay, it's a good idea."

Little Lolita hung up the phone and walked up to Xiao Biao with her chin raised: "You can hire a lawyer, but you have to understand that we have not yet obtained a lawyer qualification certificate in the whole country. We allow you to hire a lawyer, but please don't ask me to ask for a lawyer." If you come, it’s up to you. If you don’t come, we will judge you.”

Xiao Biao eavesdropped on Little Lolita's phone call, and made a wild guess: "Since you're not human...the one at the clothes storage is a giraffe, can I infer that your organization, all Not human."

"Ah, yes." Little Lolita looked at Xiao Biao with the eyes of a fool.

"Then your legal provisions are copied from human beings?"

"..." Little Loli frowned.

"Looking at your expression, it's easy to handle." Xiao Biao raised his iron bracelet paws, and scratched the white scarf with both paws, "First, I can apply for self-defense without a lawyer. You have to be at the age of juvenile management. I’m afraid you don’t know. My cat is only three months old. I’m not afraid of losing face. Take it back, juvenile prison, I am not qualified."