I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

The pug spread its legs and ran on the trestle bridge. When it didn't pay attention, it scratched a few times with its four paws and fell to the ground.

"Vegetable dog!" Nan Tuhuang rode a black back and came to the side of the pug, "Get up!"

"The ground is so slippery..." The pug lay on the ground, the dog's eyes looked down, and the wooden plank road was wet.

During the day, Xiao Biao froze the koi pond into an ice skating rink. After being exposed to the sun, the ice melted and water stains remained on the ground.

"Who cleans the court in the middle of the night?" The old Jingba on the side also found something wrong with the plank road. It lowered its head and smelled the smell on the trestle bridge, and the dog's body trembled violently. "This smell... this smell..."

"What are you doing?!" Nantuhuang looked at Old Jingba in shock.

Old Jingba stuck out his flesh-colored tongue, licking the ground frantically.

"You're nine years old, and you're still coveting the bitch's urine?!" Nantuhuang hopped and shouted, "Stop licking! Go, go, go!"

Lao Jingba was licking happily, but he didn't notice Nantuhuang's dissatisfaction. He licked and licked, but it suddenly stopped moving.

"It hurts...it hurts..."

"What?" Nan Rabbit Emperor poked his head down and looked at Old Jingba.

A layer of icicles suddenly formed on the ground of the trestle bridge, Lao Jingba's tongue was firmly stuck to the ground, and the sound from the dog's mouth was also distorted: "It hurts so much...!"

"Frozen?" Nan Tuhuang jumped off his black back, and his short hind legs landed on the ice, "Hiss, it's so cold."

A thin layer of ice climbed up Nantuhuang's feet, Nantuhuang frowned, shook his feet, and the ice shards fell to the ground.

After shaking off the ice, Nantuhuang came to Lao Jingba, stretched out his little claws, grabbed Lao Jingba's tongue, and yanked it!

"Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!" Old Jingba let out a full-bodied woof that didn't match its age, with dog eyes.

Tongue, retracted.

Nan Tuhuang looked up at his team. There were already more than half of the pets in the southern area, and their feet were frozen on the bridge.

"There is a moth!" Nan Tuhuang's sharp eyes directed at the north bank of the koi pond.

Xiao Biao stood at the head of the bridge on the north bank, his tail slapping the bridge irritably.

Every time he slapped, a slug of ice shot out along the plank path under him, freezing the foot of a pet on the opposite side.

Nan Tuhuang sneered, rubbed his ears with style, turned around and jumped onto Heibei's head, and drove Heibei in the direction of Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao's green cat eyes stared at Nantuhuang intently, and the cat didn't even hide, it just kept shooting out icicles, trying to stop Heibei's pace.

The moon broke free from the clouds, the moonlight slanted down, and the icicles shone blue in the moonlight. In the blink of an eye, the entire bridge deck had frozen into lumps of ice.

The black back under Nan Tuhuang opened four claws, and rushed towards Xiao Biao quickly, the claws fell to the ground and froze, and the claws lifted, the ice shattered.

Going back and forth like this, the icicles on the bridge seemed unable to stop Heibei's progress, and could only slow down its speed slightly.

Heibei finally rushed to Xiao Biao's eyes.

"Little civet cat, you are still alive?" Nan Tuhuang was puzzled, moved his three-petal mouth, and then stretched out his claws to point at the sky, "It's over! Did I fall into a trap?"

"..."

Xiao Biao didn't answer, it was tense all over, and images from dreams appeared in its mind from time to time.

I dare not relax for half a moment.

"Little civet cat, get out of the way." Nan Tuhuang pinched his waist, "Since I have already attacked at night today, I must not return empty-handed!"

"What are you going to do?" Xiao Biao's green eyes were filled with fierce light, "Are you trying to tear up the two bald cats and let their corpses cover the trestle bridge?"

"You still want to peel off the wild father's skin and make it into a flag, so that it will flutter in the wind?"

"You want to catch the little kingfisher, pluck its feathers, paste it in mud, and make it into a beggar chicken?"

"You're going to catch ten fat squirrels, thread them into skewers, and roast them until they're dripping with oil?"

"You want to capture all the female rabbits, lock them up in your majestic villa, play songs with them every night, and make them wish to die?"

"Do you want the entire North District to kneel under your rabbit's legs, and those who follow you prosper and those who oppose you perish?"

"You want to have a massacre and stain the koi pond red with your pet's blood?"

"You still want to..."

"Shut up!" Nan Tuhuang stretched out his short forelimbs, covered his ears, with a terrified expression, "What are you talking about, it's in the middle of the night, it scares the rabbit!"

As soon as Nantuhuang's voice fell, a big bubble suddenly appeared in the koi pond, and then a plastic box surfaced.

A pair of hands in the water was holding the box and quickly pushed the box to the shore.

"Nantuhuang! I never thought that you are this kind of rabbit!" Ye Dad jumped out of the plastic box with a plop, and ran to the bridge, cursing at Nantuhuang, "How can you Come up with so many outrageous ideas? You're such a mess! You've lost your conscience!"

"I...I don't...I don't!" Nan Tuhuang frantically waved his two short forelimbs, "I really don't!"

"Don't come here!" Xiao Biao was startled when he saw Ye Dae running over, and frantically recalled in his mind the picture of Ye Dae's cat skin fluttering in the wind on the flagpole in his mind, "This rabbit wants to skin you! "

"I don't want to! I really don't want to!" Nan Tuhuang was so angry that he jumped up and down, unable to argue.

"With me here, I will definitely not let your treachery succeed!" Xiao Biao stared at Nantuhuang, shaking his hair, his figure was tall, and a burst of domineering air gushed out.

"Little civet cat! You are so shameless! If you want to flatter yourself, you have to step on me?" Nan Tuhuang was so angry that he was so angry, "I have never been so wronged in my life! I want to please you!"

"I've known for a long time that you have murderous intentions! You still don't admit it?!" Xiao Biao became more domineering, and suddenly a gust of wind blew up on the flat ground, and the icicles on the ground rose rapidly, freezing the black-backed dog's body in the blink of an eye. knee.

"Too much to bully the rabbit!" Nan Tuhuang was so disgusted, he stretched out his claws and kept slapping his head, "Second brother, biting it is a kitty screaming!"

With a low growl, Heibei pulled out his four legs from the ice, and jumped towards Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao waved his two small fists, accumulating strength, leaving afterimages of his fists, wanting to head-on with Heibei.

Just as the fist was fully charged, Heibei's big mouth was already close in front of him, Xiao Biao punched hard, hitting Heibei's nose directly.

Heibei dodged flexibly, dodged the fist, and then stretched out his mouth to grab Xiao Biao lightly.

Xiao Biao felt his world spinning for a while, and it was thrown onto the grass not far away.Suffering from back pain.

Heibei turned sideways to Xiao Biao, and his dog eyes looked at North Elvis not far away, as if he didn't pay attention to Xiao Biao at all.

"Hiss..." Xiao Biao struggled to get up.

Under the bright moonlight, the black back was wearing a small black jacket with the words "Armed Police" printed on it, and a row of shiny medals pinned to the side of the jacket.

Xiao Biao stared at the medals, all of them were genuine, not fakes bought on the street.

This black back is still a dog who has eaten the emperor's food and made great achievements.

"Dare to hurt my son!" Wild father jumped onto the bridge, in the cold wind, his neck lost the white scarf, and his tender flesh was flushed red by the wind.

"Where's your scarf?" Nan Tuhuang was puzzled.

Father Ye stretched out his paw and touched his neck: "You don't care, you bad rabbit! Even if you peel my skin, you won't get a whole piece of skin. Tell you! I don't have a neck!"

"..."

Nantuhuang was silent for a short time, and then broke out instantly.

It stomped on the black-backed head for a while, and after it finished stomping, it turned its face and stared at Ye Daddy, his eyes glowing: "Second brother! Bite it for me, a big fat cat meows!"

With a low growl, Heibei was about to attack.

"Wait a minute!" Suddenly a black bird's head protruded from the branch of the tree, with small ghostly eyes, "Northern Elvis, your wife asked me to bring you a letter."

"Who are you?" Father Ye stared at the black bird curiously.

"I'm Bengbeng, from the North District." Crow Bengbeng hid in the leaves, only showing his shiny head, and his voice was wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wow

"Okay, let's talk, what's the matter?" Father Ye frowned, "Smoking less, look at your throat."

Bengbeng was silent for a few seconds, and then said again: "Your wife asked you, do you have a mistress?"

"What? What nonsense are you talking about?" Ye Dad turned pale with shock.

"She heard that you've been soaking in a fish recently." Bengbeng hesitated, "Is it taboo love for a cat to fall in love with fish?"

"Rumours! It's all rumors!" Father Ye jumped angrily, "She and I are innocent!"

After saying this, Ye Dad turned his head and jumped off the wooden railing, twisting his big fat buttocks and burrowing into the grass.

"Father? Where are you going?" There was still blood on the corner of Xiao Biao's mouth.

Ye Dad didn't respond, and disappeared in a flash.

Xiao Biao: "..."

He wanted to scold the cat in his heart.

This is completely different from the dream.

It seems that someone is going to die tonight, not ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

It seems that Xiao Biao is the only one who is going to die.

Xiao Biao looked up at Nantuhuang.

Nantuhuang was staring at the patch of grass where Ye Daddy disappeared. Under Nantuhuang, the black-backed dog lowered its head and licked the ice on the ground very seriously.

Seeing that Ye Daddy really ran away, Nan Tuhuang jumped off from the black back head, walked to Xiao Biao's side, and looked down at Xiao Biao.

The eyes were wide open, with a malicious light flashing: "Little raccoon cat, you dare to pour dirty water on the rabbit emperor, you are so tired!"

"..."

Xiao Biao frowned, remained silent, forbearing, thinking about how to escape.

Seven or eight steps away from me is the koi pond, if I roll into the koi pond...

This rabbit can't swim.

But that black back must be able to swim, right?

Xiao Biao shook his head, unable to come up with an idea for a long time.

"Quack." The crow poked out its black bird's head from the branch again, holding a transparent bag the size of a card in its beak.

The bag contained some pungent powder.

Bouncing shook the bag in its mouth, and slowly stretched its body out from the branches. It flapped its wings and flew up tremblingly.

Heibei was a little restless, holding his nose and sniffing the air.

Bengbeng first made a circle in the air, and then flew away in the direction Ye Daddy left.

Heibei suddenly became manic, spread his legs, and chased in the direction the crow left.

As soon as Heibei ran, Nantuhuang panicked, and the rabbit was still on the ground.

"Second brother! Second child!" Nan Tuhuang raised his legs to chase after him, but the rabbit's legs were too short, and he disappeared in the blink of an eye as soon as he stepped forward with long black-backed legs.

After chasing Nan Tuhuang, he was sweating.

In the moonlight, Xiao Biao, a cat lying on the edge of the pond, and small animals with frozen legs on the trestle.

The wild father ran away, the black back ran away, and the Nantu emperor also ran away.

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, he was still...too weak.

"It's really...too weak..." Xiao Biao beat the ground unwillingly with his small fist.

"Do you think you are weak?" The sound of wings closing came from the ear, and the black bird landed on Xiao Biao's belly.

"Bengbeng?" Xiao Biao frowned and looked at the crow in front of him.

How impolite it is to suddenly land on a cat's belly!

"You are the only sorcerer I've seen in so many years." Boom shook his black bird head and said in a broken voice, "Of course, those who can only juggle within the palm of their hand are not considered real sorcerers. "

In Xiao Biao's bouncing, gong-like voice, he could hear a hint of admiration.

"Look." Biaobeng stretched out his wings and pointed to the trestle of the koi pond, "There is so much ice, you are really... so enviable."

"You are the only mage in the whole community... They, they are all savage pets who can only use their fists!" Crow's voice gradually changed, "Brother, you have to grow up well."

Xiao Biao shivered, and waved the crow away: "Go away, don't rub the bird's head against my belly!"