I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

In the dim night, Xiao Biao was lying in a cardboard box, holding a big pearl in his paws, and did not sleep peacefully.

Gege was sitting at the desk doing homework, turning to look at Xiao Biao from time to time.

Xiao Biao kept whining, as if he was frightening the enemy, but also as if he was crying alone.

Gege put down his pen, squatted beside the cardboard box, and stroked Xiao Biao's hair with his hand: "Little cat, did you have a nightmare?"

"What's wrong?" Lin An came from the hall and saw Gege stroking the cat, "Is the homework finished so soon?"

"There's something wrong with the little cat." Grid looked up at Lin An.

Lin An also squatted down beside the cardboard box, he looked down at Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao didn't purr at the moment, but the cat's body twitched from time to time, and its eyelids trembled.

"I just looked at its stomach. There is no wound, but the hair is dyed... Could it be that there are worms in the stomach?" Lin An looked puzzled, "It always runs outside, I am afraid it will not eat. Unclean stuff."

Gege reached out and stroked the fur on Shun Xiaobiao's stomach: "I'll go to the pet store tomorrow and buy some deworming medicine for the little cat."

"En." Lin An nodded, he reached out and touched the cat's head, his eyes were attracted by the yellow corner of the cat's head.

Peeling off the big pearl, Lin An took out the yellow paper talisman from under the pearl: "What is this?"

"Amulet paper?" Ge Ge looked at it, "It's exactly the same as the one in the movie."

"I pick up all the messy things at home..." Lin An had no choice but to pick up the talisman and go out, throwing it into the trash can casually.

Standing by the trash can, the more Lin An looked at the yellow talisman, the more hesitant he felt. He simply put on his coat, picked up the trash can, and went downstairs.

Lin An turned his small trash can upside down on the big trash can downstairs, and a gust of wind blew by, and the talisman fluttered and flew up in a whirl with the wind.

"Huh?" Lin An stretched out his hand to grab the talisman paper, but failed to catch it twice. Looking at the talisman paper again, it was blown into the sky by the wind, and it was out of reach.

Lin An watched the talisman fly away speechlessly, then turned around and went upstairs with the trash can.

Xiao Biao was still asleep in the cardboard box, the cat's mouth clicked, and suddenly woke up with a flutter. It stared around and looked around, as if it hadn't recovered from the nightmare.

Grid is lying on the table and writing homework.

Xiao Biao rubbed his eyes, yawned, and the stiff expression on his face slowly returned to normal.

Oh my god, what a horrible nightmare.

Xiao Biao lowered his head, stretched out his claws to press his head, and his ears were tilted into airplane ears, recalling the scene in his dream.

In the dream, Nan Tu Huang led an army of pets across the Koi Pond trestle, intending to capture the North District.

The Southern Rabbit Emperor is covered in snow-white fluff and wears a small golden crown. Behind him is the fire that soars into the sky, and under his feet is a river of blood. Every time he shakes his rabbit ears, he gives out a horrifying rabbit laugh, which pierces through The eardrums shattered the hearts of all the pets in the North District.

He himself led a group of old and weak soldiers to fight to the death according to the danger of the trestle bridge.

Ah, ah, two bald cats died tragically in the mouth of the old black-backed dog under Nan Tuhuang, their legs and tails were thrown into the sky.The wild father was even worse. He was gnawed to death by the incisors of the Southern Rabbit Emperor. After he died, he was hung up with a stick and made into a cat-skin flag, which was flown high on the koi pond trestle bridge to frighten the beloved in the North District. .

And Miss Mermaid, she is not too miserable.

She pretended to be human and fled the battlefield.

Xiao Biao rubbed his head in pain, and his triangular ears were moved back and forth with his claws.

"Meow?!" Xiao Biao suddenly realized, could this nightmare be because of that talisman? !

Xiao Biao remembered that he had snatched a yellow paper talisman from the man in a coat that made people have nightmares, and when he got home, he threw the talisman into the cardboard box where he was sleeping in a very mentally retarded manner.

Is that talisman so powerful? !

Xiao Biao stretched out his paws and scratched in the cardboard box for a while, but couldn't find the talisman after searching for a long time, the cat's heart began to tremble faintly.

This fantasy world...

The talisman paper shouldn't have any peculiar binding function, right?It quietly turned into a yellow light and sneaked into the cat's body...

Xiao Biao clasped his arms with his paws and shivered.

It reminds me of the words of the man in the coat: I asked for this at a high price. It gathers Yin Qi and puts it on people's bedside. It can make people have nightmares every night, and eventually lead to hair loss, premature aging, irritability, mania, and neurasthenia. In severe cases, he will be depressed and seek death.

Xiao Biao frowned, his eyes were melancholy.

"Little cat, are you awake?" Gege had already finished her homework and began to pack her schoolbag.

Xiao Biao looked up at Gege, stretched his claws out of the cardboard box, and jumped onto the table lightly.

When Xiao Biao first came home, before Gege finished school, Xiao Biao ate some canned cat food by himself, and fell asleep in the cardboard box. When he woke up, it was already this time.

"I thought you would run away from home and never come back." Gege reached out and touched Xiao Biao's cat head.

Xiao Biao meowed softly, and the cat's body crawled under the desk lamp. Subconsciously, he felt that absorbing the heat from the desk lamp, the yin energy on his body would gather less, and he would also be able to delay hair loss and mania.

The cell phone rang in the hall, and Lin An took the phone to the next door, murmured and didn't know what to say.

Five minutes later, Lin An turned to Ge Ge's door: "I'm going to meet a client, go to bed early after you finish your homework."

"Oh." Grid nodded obediently.

Xiao Biao glanced at Lin An suspiciously, then turned the cat's head to look at the alarm clock on the table.

Nine p.m.

Meet clients?

Xiao Biao glanced at Lin An suspiciously again. What kind of clients are he seeing at this time?

Lin An didn't notice Xiao Biao's eyes, he went back to his room, changed his clothes for a while, and after half an hour, he went out in a smooth dress.

Xiao Biao squatted on the floor of the entrance, looking at Lin An's attire, with a subtle expression on his cat face.

With a bang, the door closed.

Ge Ge poked his head out from the bedroom, ran to the door in two or three steps, tiptoed on the peephole to look out, then trotted to the window, lay on the window and looked downstairs, after making sure that Lin An had left , Grid rushed back to the bedroom.

Xiao Biao felt Ge Ge's behavior was very strange, and it followed Ge Ge into the bedroom.

Ge Ge was making a figure out of the quilt, then she turned her head and smiled at Xiao Biao slyly: "I'm going out for a while, you should take good care of your house at home, don't run around anymore."

"Meow?" Xiao Biao frowned, he didn't go home for a few days, what happened at home?Everyone has a nightlife?

Gege carried her schoolbag, put on her shoes, and went out.

In the room, Xiao Biao was the only cat left in the blink of an eye.

Xiao Biao paced back and forth in the hall, feeling bored, jumped onto the sofa to go to bed.

As soon as he closed his eyes, he recalled the bloodbath of Nan Tuhuang washing the koi pond in his dream just now, and sat up again with a jerk.

Can't sleep.

Outside the window, the dim light of the street lamps filled the path paved with gravel, and the disc-sized moon was half covered by dark clouds, and the sky became bright and dark for a while.

Xiao Biao jumped out of the window two or three times, stood on the outer window sill, and looked up at the moon.

"This is the colorful cloud chasing the moon, right?" The little kingfisher appeared out of nowhere, flapped its wings twice, and stopped at Xiao Biao's feet.

"It's a good night tonight." The fat squirrel climbed up the drain pipe and squatted on the other side of Xiao Biao. For some reason, the squirrel's eye sockets were filled with crystal clear liquid.

"Have you been hanging around my door?" Xiao Biao looked up at the moon.

"No more." The little kingfisher flapped its wings twice.

The fat squirrel admitted it generously: "They all say you are dead, I don't believe it, I'll just wait here."

"Meow?!" Xiao Biao frowned, "Who says I'm dead? It's so unlucky!"

"Ahem, Aha, and your mother, your younger brother, your younger sister, the most beautiful mother Teddy, fluffy, strong..."

"You know quite a few pets." Xiao Biao glared at the fat squirrel.

"Didn't you ask me to recite the list of pets in our community? I've been memorizing it all the time." The squirrel puffed out its chest, stretched out its paws and rubbed its eyes, wiping two tears, "Eldest Prince, it's good that you are fine. "

"..."

Xiao Biao turned his head and went downstairs along the drain pipe.

How could there be a pet who spread rumors that he was dead while he was upgrading and getting equipment?

It must be to disintegrate the hearts of the people in the northern district that he has managed to gather a little bit, and Gou is agitating behind his back.

who can that be?

Xiao Biao walked along the path while meditating.

The first thing Xiao Biao thought of was Ye Daddy.

There is no doubt that the wild father is the most suspected.But it must not be it, it doesn't have that brain.

Miss Mermaid?

It's not like, Miss Mermaid is short-sighted and likes to go straight, and her brain is not enough.

Xiao Biao came to an intersection, turned around the cat, and looked to the south: "Could it be that the pet on the other side made the mess?"

at the same time.

South area.

The Southern Rabbit Emperor is ready to go.

It is making the last speech before the crusade: "As the saying goes, kill you while you are sick! Our enemy - the North District, is in a critical autumn. The eldest prince of the North Elvis King died unfortunately. Deep in the pain of bereavement, unable to recover from a setback, this time is a good opportunity for us to attack on a large scale!"

"Long live Nantuhuang!" Pug led the barking, "Nantuhuang is the best!"

"Don't engage in personal heroism!" Nan Tuhuang glared at the pug dog, thinking that if you want to do this, you have to wait until the flag is won.

Nantuhuang raised the rabbit's head, stretched out his claws and stroked the rabbit's ears, with a smug expression on his face: "Boys, have you taken care of everything?"

"Take it!" The pug stretched out his paws, holding a box of canned dog food in one paw, "I promise to complete the task!"

Nantuhuang raised his voice: "What is our goal?"

All the pets answered in unison, with a loud voice: "Corrupt them!"

"Okay!" Nan Tuhuang clapped his short forelimbs, "He is our friend, we give him good wine and meat! If it is our enemy, what shall we do?"

"Take it! Shut it! Shut it!"

"Take it! Shut it! Shut it!"

The voice of the mountain is endless.

Emperor Nantu nodded in satisfaction: "Tonight, let us completely take down the North District!"

"Come on!" The pug took the lead, lifted the dog's paws, and ran out.

Followed by Teddy Seven Brothers, Labrador, Alaska, Samoyed, Husky, etc...

Samoyed turned to look at Husky while running: "Didn't you go to the North District?"

"Ah, that's right." The husky nodded, with his tongue sticking out of the dog's mouth, and he was still whimpering while running.

"Then what are you doing now?" Samoyed's head was full of question marks, "After you betrayed the South District, did you betray the North District?"

"I don't understand, what do you mean?" Husky stared at Samoyed with blue eyes, and the three small hairs on his forehead were particularly cute.

"It's okay." Samoyed turned his head and continued to run forward.

In the blink of an eye, Nantuhuang and his party had rushed to the south bank of the koi pond.

Standing on the edge of the trestle bridge, Nan Tuhuang raised his head and laughed wildly: "Let's have a sense of ceremony!"

The panting old dog Jingba raised his dog's paw, holding a sky-swapping monkey in his paw.

Nan Tuhuang took out a lighter from his pocket, jumped off the black-backed dog, tilted his head, and lit the sky-swapping monkey.

A gust of wind blew past, and Nan Tuhuang's ears were blown on his back, and the hair on his face bent like grass.

"Hahaha." Nan Tuhuang blinked in the wind, his fiery red eyes were shining, excitement and happiness mixed together.

Against the wind, the lighter hit the fuse under the Sky-Changing Monkey.

After the hissing sound of the fire wire burning, there was a whoosh sound, and the sky-swapping monkey flew into the sky.

There was a bang.

On the north bank of the koi pond, Xiao Biao, who was looking up at the moon, was startled by the sound of the sky monkey, and quickly ran up the trestle, and when he looked up, he saw the black army of pets on the other side of the trestle.

"Nan Tuhuang!" Xiao Biao gritted his teeth, everything in the dream was so similar to the reality before his eyes!