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Chapter 39 Meow Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

You can't see this small pocket at ordinary times, you have to touch it to feel that there is a gap there.

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to touch the seam of the pocket, trying hard to get his claws deep into the pocket.

After working hard for a long time, sweat oozes from his forehead, Xiao Biao became anxious: "Put my claws in!"

There was a "boo" sound from his belly, and Xiao Biao's claws stretched into his pocket.

It feels very strange, as if it has been inserted into a jelly, and every time it moves, it seems to be stirred in the jelly.

Xiao Biao withdrew his paws, looked up at the pads, and saw that there was no glue or anything on them.

Xiao Biao was curious, and repeatedly stretched out his claws to dig out his pocket. After several experiments back and forth, Xiao Biao was still unsatisfied, and turned his head to look around.

On the ground lay the scraps of Wild Dad's cropped white scarf.

Pick it up and put it in your pocket.

Take it out again.

After several experiments, Xiao Biao expressed his satisfaction.

"Little civet cat, are you awake?" Miss Mermaid wiped the sweat from her forehead and looked at Xiao Biao.

"En." Xiao Biao staggered to his feet while supporting his blood-losing body.

Ye Dad has already fallen asleep on the carp pillow.

"Take a rest, I'll get you something to eat." Miss Mermaid stood upright, and hopped her tail towards the kitchen. She just hopped twice when she suddenly stopped and looked at the ceiling with a puzzled expression.

There were shouts from above.

"Miss Mermaid! Miss Mermaid!" It was the voice of the man in the coat.

Miss Mermaid's face turned pale instantly, she glanced at Xiao Biao, her eyes fell on Xiao Biao's blood-stained belly, she frowned, then turned her head to look at Ye Dad.

The wild father was fast asleep.

"Boss, boss!" Miss Mermaid jumped back to Ye Dad's side, stretched out her hand to push Ye Dad's fat body, "The man in the coat is here, help me beat him away."

Father Ye turned over, hugged the big koi with four white claws, bent its tail into a hook, put it on his buttocks, and continued to sleep.

Ignore Miss Mermaid at all.

"Little raccoon cat!" Miss Mermaid turned her head to look at Xiao Biao, pinning her hopes on Xiao Biao again, the injury on your stomach is not a problem, right?Can we fight? "

"..."

Xiao Biao's legs were fluttering, what a fight.

"Little raccoon cat!" Miss Mermaid jumped over to check the wound on Xiao Biao's stomach.

"He's on top, but he can't touch you, why are you in a hurry." Xiao Biao stretched out his hand to cover his stomach.

"I'm afraid he will come down."

Miss Mermaid's mouth seemed to be opened, and as soon as she finished speaking, she heard the sound of banging against the wall.

Xiao Biao took small steps on tiptoe and walked towards the hall.

Outside the transparent dimensional wall is the face of the man in the coat.

That face was extremely pale, soaked in the water, like a floating corpse.

Xiao Biao was startled and took two steps back.

Miss Mermaid followed Xiao Biao and jumped out. Seeing this scene, she was suddenly happy: "Oh, can't he come in?"

The man in the coat frantically knocked on the dimension wall for a while, his expression gradually distorted due to lack of oxygen.

In the next second, the man in the coat turned around, floated up, and left the two rooms and one hall.

"he's gone."

Xiao Biao squatted down, lowered his head to check the wound on his stomach, the wound was healed, and the blood on the hair only needed to be washed off.

"It's good to be gone...I'm so sleepy, I've been pinching your shoulders for so long...I'm going to sleep for a while." Miss Mermaid bounced back to the bedroom.

Xiao Biao was standing alone in the hall with a cat, his head was still dizzy, Miss Mermaid had already forgotten to bring food for Xiao Biao.

Hungry in his belly, Xiao Biao remembered that he hadn't shown his face at home for a long time. He was going to go home and go downstairs to Xia Xue's place, take a hot bath, blow a warm wind, and most importantly, fool around with some salmon slices.

There was a rattling sound in my ears.

On the other side of the hall, a big red koi suddenly appeared.The big koi fell sideways on the ground and was jumping non-stop in the direction of the dimension wall.The slapping sound is the sound of the koi slapping the ground sideways.

It's Ye Daddy's pillow.

Its mouth was wide open, its eyes were frightened, and it jumped out of the bedroom all the way.

The koi is very big, and its tail is even bigger. The layers are like blooming lace. Looking from a distance, it seems that there is a ball of red tablecloth on the ground.

"It's pretty pretty." Xiao Biao walked towards the koi.

The koi also saw Xiao Biao, its fish eyes were terrified, and it jumped towards the dimension wall even harder.After finally reaching the dimensional wall, it couldn't get out, so it could only use its body to hit the dimensional wall in vain, repeatedly.

They were ejected every time.

Xiao Biao stuck out his little tongue and licked his mouth.

When the koi saw Xiao Biao's small tongue, its body trembled crazily, and even more desperately bumped into the dimension wall.

"A hard-working soul, um... I like it very much!" Xiao Biao quickly ran towards the koi.

He ran up to him and kicked at the koi.

Xiao Biao wanted to kick the koi out of the dimension wall.

But God doesn't follow the cat's wishes.

With a bang, the koi hit the dimensional wall and bounced back.

"..."

Xiao Biao stroked the cat's beard, stretched out his claws to pick up the koi, and sent the koi out of the dimension wall with his claws.

As soon as the big koi entered the water, a carp stood upright, turned over and started to swim. The fish glanced at Xiao Biao, turned around and swam away.

Xiao Biao nodded. If he got a pocket, he should do good deeds. If he saved a koi, he should give back to the society.

Then Xiao Biao got out of the dimension wall contentedly, and swam ashore.

As soon as he stepped on the big rock by the koi pond, Xiao Biao looked at the man in the coat squatting on the ground.

The man in the coat was rummaging through his pockets, grinning grinningly as he rummaged: "Don't come out, okay, I'll poison you!"

He was holding a stack of yellow paper in his hand, and was carefully unfolding the yellow paper.

"Meow meow?" Xiao Biao asked in confusion, "What are you doing?"

"Little raccoon cat?" The man in the coat suddenly turned his head and was startled when he saw Xiao Biao, "You came out?"

"Meow meow!" Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and pointed at the yellow paper in the man's hand.

"Are you asking this?" The man in the coat shook the yellow paper in his hand. Although he couldn't understand what Xiao Biao was meowing, he probably guessed what Xiao Biao meant by watching his movements.

"Meow!" Xiao Piao nodded the cat's head, that's what I asked.

"Hehehe!" The man in the coat continued to grin, "I paid a lot of money for this. It gathers Yin Qi and puts it on people's bedside. It can make people have nightmares every night, and eventually lead to hair loss, premature aging, irritability, Mania, neurasthenia, severe depression and death."

"Meow?" Xiao Biao squinted his green cat's eyes, and suddenly there was a gust of cold wind on the flat ground, blowing waves in the koi pond and swinging branches of trees beside the pond.

"Where is the evil wind coming from?!" The man in the coat suddenly fell to the ground, he stretched out his arm to cover half of his face, with a look of horror, "What's going on?"

Xiao Biao was also puzzled, he looked up at the sky, the spring breeze was mighty, the sky was high and the clouds were light, the cloudy wind came and went quickly.

"Weird, weird." The man in the coat lowered his head and continued to smooth out the yellow paper, muttering to Xiao Biao, "It was originally intended to be used by teammates, but now it is used by that little mermaid!"

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to grab the yellow paper.

The man in the coat kept looking at Xiao Biao out of the corner of his eyes, and when he saw it stretching out its claws, the man in the coat flashed sensitively.

flashed.

Just as the man in the coat was about to feel complacent, there was another gust of wind on the flat ground. The man in the coat squeaked and sat down on the ground again.

"Weird, weird!" The man in the coat looked at the sky in horror, it was still sunny and sunny.

Afterwards, the eyes of the man in the coat fell on Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao was looking down at his claws, which pushed forward slightly.

Another gust of wind passed by.

The man in the coat yelled out, turned his head and ran away.

"Meow!" Xiao Biao slapped the ground with his paw, and a slug of ice ran along Xiao Biao's paw along the ground, clicking, freezing the man's shoes.

"Meow ha ha ha ha ha."

It was Xiao Biao who was laughing wildly.

Am I going against the sky?

Is this my skill?

It was wind and ice again!

Meow meow meow meow meow!

In the next second, Xiao Biao raised his claws, lowered his claws, raised his claws, and lowered his claws.

It slapped the ground frantically.

Binglings jumped out one by one, some extended to the roots of the trees, and some fell into the koi pond.

Click to form a line, and the line to form a surface, but in the blink of an eye, Xiao Biao has built an ice rink.

The man in the coat was trying to pull his feet. He was wearing high-waisted leather shoes. He pulled them twice, but they didn't come out. The man in the coat wanted to take off his shoes and run.

But just after taking off the shoes, the socks were frozen again.

"I was wrong!" The man in the coat twisted his neck a hundred and two degrees, turned his head to look at Xiao Biao, his pale face was full of helplessness, "From now on, you will be my big brother!"

Xiao Biao was still in ecstasy, it stopped patting the ground after hearing this.

He raised his head, with doubts in his green eyes: "Meow?"

Don't look at me so innocently, I'm the victim... The cheeks of the man in the coat were trembling, and he was a little cold in the icy world: "Brother, quickly put away your supernatural powers!"

Xiao Biao scratched his cheek with his paw and began to think.

How do you charge it?After thinking for a long time, I couldn't figure out a way.

It's not a problem to stay in this icy world.

Xiao Biao quickly ran to the man in the coat, stretched out his claws and pointed to the yellow paper talisman in the man's hand.

The man in the coat quickly offered it with both hands: "Can you let me go?"

Xiao Biao held the yellow paper talisman in his small mouth, turned his head and ran away.

"Big brother? Big brother?" the man in the coat yelled helplessly.

His socks were still firmly stuck to the ice.

Xiao Biao has already run away.

"Ah!" The mermaid lady under the koi pond suddenly sneezed in her sleep and woke up leisurely, "Why is it so cold?"

Getting up in a daze, he turned his head and saw the soft wild father sleeping in the shell.

Miss Mermaid's eyes lit up, she rubbed her tail towards the shell, and then gently stretched out her hands to hug Ye Daddy.

Then Miss Mermaid squeezed into the shell, threw the wild father out of the shell, covered the shell, and continued to sleep.

At the same time, in the South District, in an ultra-luxury villa.

Nan Rabbit Emperor stretched out his hand to pull the cabinet door, and the cabinet was full of rows of snow-white rabbit skins.

"Which one should I wear?" Nan Rabbit Emperor paced back and forth in front of the rabbit fur, frowning.

Old Jingba was squatting on the floor beside him, his eyelids were drooping, and the dog's confidant slandered: Obviously everything is the same, and there is no difference at all.

"You said..." Nan Tuhuang turned his head sharply, staring at Old Jingba with red eyes, "What capacity should I go to this Yushan Conference?"

"What identity?" Lao Jingba was stunned, holding two newly acquired walnuts, "Aren't you Nantuhuang?"

"Bah!" Nan Tuhuang jumped, "With North Elvis here, our community is divided. I'm at the Yushan Conference, and my words don't matter!"

"..." Old Jingba continued to be stupefied with the walnut in his mouth.

Nan Rabbit Emperor became more and more irritable. He stared at the white and fluffy rabbit skins in the closet, stretched out his claws, pulled out one, and began to bite frantically.

In a blink of an eye, there were rabbit fur all over the sky.

The blood-red eyes of the rabbit reflected the flames of hell: "I want the whole Yushan to know that I, the Nantuhuang, will be nails if I spit!"

"Well, you're right." Old Jingba praised it quite casually.

"Has there been news from Bengbeng?" Nan Tuhuang asked.

Bounce is the crow that fled to the North District. In a short time, it has formed a false friendship with the little kingfisher.

"It's passed on." Old Jingba raised his dog's head, "A few days ago, there was a fried chicken party in the North District to celebrate the death of the eldest prince of North Elvis Presley."

"That little civet cat is dead?" Nantu Huanglong was overjoyed, "It's great, you hurry up and organize a team. Tonight, we will take advantage of the darkness to flatten the North District!"

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