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"Your father said that pockets are for clothes." The little kingfisher scratched his head.

"..." Xiao Biao was speechless.

"I also said that since I have a pocket, my life is much more convenient."

"..."

"But Miss Mermaid said, if I want a pocket, she can sew one for me." The little kingfisher landed on the sofa, pecked its tail feathers with its beak, "I don't want that thing, a pet, with a pocket, How strange."

"Sew... sew one?" Xiao Biao covered his mouth with his paw, "Can you really sew?"

Little Kingfisher nodded: "Miss Mermaid said that her pocket was sewn by her mother."

"Let's go." Xiao Biao turned his head and walked out.

"Didn't you just get home?" Little Kingfisher looked puzzled, "Are you going to sew your pocket?"

"It's not too late, hurry up!" Xiao Biao went downstairs again along the drain pipe, trotting, only hating his parents for losing two legs.

The little kingfisher followed Xiao Biao and flew back. When it reached the first floor, it turned to look at the window on the first floor. The head of the puppet princess was stuck in the hole in the screen window.

"Help...help me!" The puppet cat was stuck, saw Xiao Biao, and called Xiao Biao in a high-pitched voice, "That cheap local cat, come and save me!"

Xiao Biao seemed to be expressing condolences, his cat's heart was full of pockets.

Running all the way to the koi pond, a fierce one plunged into the water.

Passing through the school of fish in the koi pond, Xiao Biao swam to the outside of the two rooms and one living room, lightly passed through the dimensional wall, and landed on the floor.

The voice of the wild father moaning came from the ear.

"Meow... Meow...a little more force..."

Then there was Miss Mermaid's wheezing and panting voice: "Um...um...do I need to push harder? Or...be gentler?"

"Meow... you... are awesome..."

Xiao Biao had one cat head and two big ones, unconsciously lightened his footsteps, and walked towards the bedroom without a sound.

After struggling at the door for a while, Xiao Biao still didn't dare to poke his head out to peek, but coughed heavily.

"Meow?" Father Ye meowed at the door suspiciously, "Is it your son?"

Xiao Biao stopped at the door for a while, giving the room enough time to tidy up the scene, then pretended to be just here, stretched out his hand and pushed open the half-closed door.

There is no silver 300 taels here and said: "It's me, I just came."

Just as the door was pushed open, Xiao Biao heard another groan.

"Meow ow ow, so cool..."

"..."

Xiao Biao wanted to slam the door and leave for a moment.

"Brother, am I okay?" Miss Mermaid's voice was extremely flattering.

Ye Dad was sitting in a big shell, with a live koi behind him. Its little feet protruded out of the shell, its cat eyes were half closed, and it had an expression of enjoyment.

Miss Mermaid was kneeling outside the shell, her snow-white hands were deftly massaging Ye Daddy's feet with cat's claws.

Pressing her finger on the pink pad, Miss Mermaid suddenly made a big move.

Fingers crossed!

Five snow-white fingers passed through the claws of the wild father's little feet in an instant, bent the knuckles, and interlocked the fingers!

"Meow!" Father Ye cried out.

"Are you cool, big brother?" Miss Mermaid raised her head, her eyes sparkling.

The hair on Ye Daddy's tail was blown up, and he raised his paw and slapped Miss Mermaid: "What a bunny!"

The mermaid lady silently withdrew her fingers, covered her face, and sat aside aggrieved.

"My son, why are you here? Are you going to have a fried chicken party again?" Father Ye stretched out his hand and rubbed his belly, feeling a little disgusted, "The food these days is too greasy."

"No...not." Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to cover half of the cat's face, not knowing what to say for a while.

Miss Mermaid still had red cat paw prints on her face. She was on the verge of crying, with an aggrieved expression on her face: "Brother, I really love you."

"What are you saying, what are you talking about!" Wild father was going to get angry again, "What nonsense are you talking about in front of your son!"

"..." Xiao Biao stretched out his other paw, and using both paws together, completely covered the cat's face.

"Ah, little raccoon cat, you're here." Miss Mermaid realized later, "Is there something wrong?"

"I want you to sew a pocket for me." Xiao Biao lowered his paws, his face full of desires and desires.

"Sewing pockets? All right." Miss Mermaid still had slap marks on her face, she lowered her head and found a finger-thin fishbone needle in her pocket, "I learned from female reds when I was young, and my skills are not bad."

Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, and he ran over in a fluttering manner: "Why are you sewing?"

"Where to sew?" Miss Mermaid pulled a lock of long golden hair from her head, and threaded it on the fishbone needle.

Xiao Biao thought about it, Ye Daddy's pocket was on his buttocks, Miss Mermaid's pocket was on the tail of the fish, and Nantuhuang's pocket was on his stomach...

Well, Doraemon's pocket is also on the stomach.

"Sew on the stomach." Xiao Biao turned over and lay down in front of Miss Mermaid, revealing a soft white belly.

Miss Mermaid nodded, and stabbed Xiao Biao's stomach with the needle.

Xiao Biao yelled out.

"It hurts?" Miss Mermaid was startled.

"No...it doesn't hurt." Xiao Biao's eyes were filled with tears, this little pain, for the sake of money, he could bear it!

Miss Mermaid nodded, and her movements froze again: "I still need to find a piece of fur, or I need to sew it."

Xiao Biao was also stunned, where to get furry?

"It's not easy." Seeing the wild father fiddle with his white millet fur with two paws, he took off his white scarf, "Sew a pocket for my son!"

"Father..." Xiao Biao was moved.

Ye Dae's neck was bare, and his expression was affectionate: "Sew it well."

Miss Mermaid took the white scarf, took out a pair of scissors from her pocket, and cut it twice without moving.

"Vegetables." Father Ye snatched back the white scarf, lifted the cat's paw, showed a nail that was shining coldly, and stroked the scarf lightly.

Cut out a circle shape.

Miss Mermaid was overjoyed, she measured Xiao Biao's stomach and was about to sew it up.

"This bag, no way..." Miss Mermaid gestured for a long time, with a dejected expression on her face.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Biao was terrified, the little flame of hope in his heart was blown back and forth by the cold wind, "What's wrong?"

"The needle won't go in, and there's something wrong with the thread."

"Taicai!" Father Ye clicked his lips, and pulled off a white beard to make thread for Miss Mermaid, bit off a piece of nail, and used it as a needle for Miss Mermaid.

"Father..." Xiao Biao said "father" from the bottom of his heart, he felt that he had tarnished Ye Daddy by calling him "Ye" all the time.

Miss Mermaid's sewing tools were upgraded, and she began to sew quickly.

Needle by needle, Xiao Biao almost fainted from the pain.

After finally finishing sewing, Xiao Biao's consciousness was almost blurred.

I heard Ye Dad muttering from the side: "I sewed pockets back then, but I wasn't as hypocritical as Zaier. It hurt so much."

In a trance, Xiao Biao sincerely admired Ye Dad: "Father, you are a real man."

Father Ye nodded, and suddenly remembered something: "I took off my clothes and sewed them."

Xiao Biao tilted his head and passed out.

Ye Dad still said over there: "At that time, I didn't feel anything at all. I didn't look like a baby. I sewed a pocket and was covered in blood."

Miss Mermaid also reacted: "Boss, if I sew the pocket like this, I won't just sew it on the flesh, right?"

"Then it won't be able to take off its clothes in the future?" Father Ye was stunned for a moment, then reached out to untie Xiao Biao's cat fur.

Xiao Biao woke up from the pain again in a trance, and saw that Father Ye was holding his own skin in his hand and was pulling it down.

"It's not good, it's not good, you sewed the son's hair to death."

"Tear it apart and sew it up again?"

"That's the only way." Father Ye sighed.

There was a throbbing pain in his stomach, Xiao Biaoqiang raised his head to look up, and saw Miss Mermaid tugged at the beard thread and pulled off the pocket again.

Then Miss Mermaid reached out to pick her own cat scarf.

"No...it can't be..." Xiao Biao held his breath and spoke intermittently, "I can't take it off."

"What nonsense." Miss Mermaid had already taken off Xiao Biao's scarf, and then she took off Xiao Biao's clothes.

"The stomach is bloody." Miss Mermaid sighed.

Holding the clothes and pocketing them, the mermaid lady sewed aside.

Xiao Biao was very cold, this kind of coldness came from his heart, shameful coldness.

He knew that at this moment, he must be naked, exposing his pink and tender flesh.

I was also happy in my heart, um... I can also take off my gloves and socks...

Tilting his head, he passed out again.

"Er Zai's health is too bad..." Ye Dad sighed, "Why do I keep getting dizzy?"

"Who says it's not." The mermaid lady lowered her head and sewed her pocket. She sat on the ground with her fish tail curled up. Under the tail was a thick puddle of cat blood.

It's all Xiao Biao's blood.

At the same time, Xiao Biao's house went downstairs.

The puppet cat finally managed to get out of trouble. She stood on the grass with her four paws, looking up to the sky and meowing: "Big world, I'm coming!"

Standing on tiptoe, with brisk steps, he ran happily.

She ran out of the grass, across the sidewalk, and into an open space.

In the small square covered with stone bricks in the community, there are many iron fitness equipment.

The old people moved slowly on the fitness equipment, the children ran around laughing and laughing, and the young woman sat on the stone pier, holding a baby carriage, lazily basking in the sun.

Princess Ragdoll walked proudly through the crowd with her tail raised.

"Look! The walking renminbi!" Lao Wang, who was playing chess with others, pointed at the princess.

"Whose cat is lost? Doesn't it look like a wild cat?" A grey-haired grandma was holding on to a walking device, moving her legs slowly.

"It will belong to my family from now on!" Old Wang quietly took off his coat, and tiptoed towards the puppet cat.

The princess was proudly enjoying the attention of everyone, when suddenly her eyes went dark.

covered by a coat.

Then the sky spun, the feet left the ground, and the heroic laughter of hahaha was heard in my ears.

"Catch it, catch it!"

On the first day the puppet cat went out to explore, he immediately saw the darkness of the world.

When she broke free from the dark coat, she was already in a stranger's house.

"Little cat, I gave you a name." Old Wang teased the princess with a sausage in his hand, "How about calling you baby?"

The puppet is angry, who wants to call it baby!People are princesses!

In the fish tank at the entrance, a crayfish looked at the puppet through the glass, and the body of the crayfish was trembling.

The cat has come to the house, so there is no way for the shrimp to survive.

After ten hours.

The night has fallen.

In the two rooms and one living room under the koi pond, Xiao Biao woke up leisurely.

As soon as he raised his eyelids, he heard a voice that made the cat feel ashamed.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm comfortable!"

"Brother, as long as you like it, do you feel my love?" Miss Mermaid's forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and a pair of snow-white hands were pressing hard on Ye Daddy's shoulder.

The wild father lost his white scarf, his neck was bare, and the tender flesh was full of Miss Mermaid's fingernail marks.

"I'm a cat with a family." Ye Dad half-closed his eyes, and lay down in the big shell enjoying himself, with the big lively koi under his body, "I'm sorry, I can't answer you."

"I just need to love my elder brother silently!" Miss Mermaid was not at all discouraged.

The big koi under Ye Dad's eyes were wide open, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

Xiao Biao slowly moved his cat's paws, and stood up with difficulty, because he lost too much blood and felt dizzy for a while.

The first thing he did was to look down at his belly.

The belly that was originally snow-white has been soaked red by blood.

"Where is the pocket..." Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to touch his belly, his eyes lit up little by little.

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A unique exclamation in the North District: Cool bunny!