I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler
Chapter 42
Reluctantly, Bounce flew away from Xiao Biao's belly, flapped his wings and stopped in mid-air, looking at Xiao Biao with his bright black eyes, with damned pampering in his eyes.
Xiao Biao felt weak from the sight of the crow, rubbed his belly, stood up, and walked into the grass with his legs open.
After running two steps, the crow chased after him again: "Young cat, do you want to learn how to control your own strength?"
Xiao Biao frowned, stretched out his claws and pushed forward, another gust of dark wind passed through.
Xiao Biao was very satisfied: "I can control it pretty well."
"My God! Wind and ice, what else can you do?" Crow's voice was loud and loud, "You are such an unborn genius cat!"
"Really?" Xiao Biao turned his calf upside down, while squinting at the crow with his eyes. The cat felt a little complacent, "Am I really so good?"
"Needless to say, I never praise Bengbeng easily."
As soon as the words fell, the little kingfisher flew out obliquely, panting, and reported to Xiao Biao: "I have notified everyone who can be notified, and all the pets in the North District have hidden themselves."
Xiao Biao nodded: "Have you seen Nantuhuang?"
The little kingfisher stretched out its wings and pointed behind it: "It's not far ahead."
Xiao Biao ran in the direction pointed by the little kingfisher.
"You're here too." The little kingfisher greeted the crow.
The crow smiled and opened its mouth, "Hey, little kingfisher, looking at your feathers under the moonlight is like looking at emeralds in the water!"
"Is there... is there?" The little kingfisher turned to look at its own tail, with a happy heart, "So, in fact... your feathers look even... darker and brighter under the moonlight!"
"Really? Hahaha." The crow laughed, "Little kingfisher, you are such a beautiful bird."
"Am I so beautiful?" The little kingfisher was proud.
"Of course, I never praise Biaobang lightly."
Xiao Biao: "..."
Bounce flapped its wings, flew to Xiao Biao's ear, and croaked softly: "I and it are both commercial compliments, and I and you are true!"
Xiao Biao ignored the crow, opened his legs and ran even faster.
A few minutes later, Xiao Biao saw Nantuhuang.
Standing in the middle of the empty children's playground in a ball of white fluff, with drooping ears, it looked weak and helpless.
Nantuhuang always travels by car (black-backed dog), and there are very few opportunities to move his legs by himself. After a long time, he doesn't like to remember the way.
In addition, the North District was not its territory in the first place, so it lost its way.
"Second brother, second child... where are you?" Nantuhuang's voice trembled.
"Are you the only one left?" Xiao Biao jumped in front of Nantuhuang with a vicious cat face.
Nan Tuhuang was startled, took a step back, and then his red eyes flashed fiercely: "You think I'm the only one afraid of you?"
"Hmph, you weak rabbit, your mouth is quite stiff!" Xiao Biao bared his teeth, "Without the black back, what fighting power do you have!"
"Cat boy, be careful!" The crow flew over and stopped above Xiao Biao, "The reason why Nantuhuang is Nantuhuang is not because of that black back!"
"I know, it relies on money." Xiao Biaomao felt a little jealous.
"Money is only one aspect..." Crow bounced vigilantly, "Cat Boy, let's stop fighting Nantuhuang, you haven't fully grown up yet, you can't beat him!"
Nan Tuhuang stared at the crow bouncing around in amazement. He had known for a long time that crows were the most slippery birds, and they were really unreliable.
Xiao Biao sneered: "I can't beat a rabbit?!"
"Cat boy!" The crow hopped and flapped its wings twice, "If you don't listen to the old man's words, what should you say next?"
"It's a loss... Bah!" Xiao Biao pushed the crow away with his paw, and rushed towards Nantuhuang.
Nan Tuhuang nimbly dodged, jumped onto the stone table beside him, and then reached out to take out his pocket.
"Don't give it a chance to take out your pocket!" The crow turned pale with fright.
The little kingfisher on the side was confused: "Why are you so nervous?"
"What do you know! What do you know?!" Crow said incoherently, "Ah! Juvenile cat!"
"..."
Xiao Biao got a headache from being quarreled by the crow, but he also knew that he couldn't let Nantuhuang take out his pocket.
After all, Nantu has a great royal career, and it can take out a two-bedroom and one living room from its pocket. What else can it not take out?
Xiao Biao leaped, and the cat's claws hooked towards Nantuhuang.
The claws stopped suddenly in front of Nantuhuang's stomach, Xiao Biao's originally fierce face suddenly became a little kind, and he saw what Nantuhuang took out.
A pink one with the head of the leader printed on it - Soft Girl Coin.
"This...how embarrassing." Xiao Biao hesitated.
Nantu Huangtu's face was fierce, and it waved the Ruanmei coin in its hand like a sword: "Do you think that without my second child, I have no fighting power?"
Xiao Biao thought for a while: "Only one, the combat power is not enough."
"Originally I didn't want to do such a terrible thing, but you forced me!" Nantuhuang uttered nonsense, "Just this one can make you kneel down and beg for mercy, and cry to hug my thick rabbit leg!"
Xiao Biao looked serious: "If only a few days ago, it might have been enough, but now, it's really not enough..."
"You wait!"
Xiao Biao nodded: "Okay, I'll wait."
Xiao Biao thought that Nantuhuang was going to take out more soft sister coins, but unexpectedly Nantuhuang just grabbed both ends of the soft sister coins with his claws, with a pious expression on his face.
In the next second, Nantuhuang stared sharply.
Xiao Biao was startled.
Nan Tuhuang's red eyes seemed to fly out of the eye sockets. It grabbed the soft sister coin with its claws and rubbed against his own eyes frantically.
"What's the situation?" Xiao Biao was stunned, "Could this be a new tactic—see money?"
"Accept it!" Nan Tuhuang finished rubbing his eyes, and threw the Ruanmei coins at Xiao Biao's feet, "Let you see my strength!"
Xiao Biao hesitated, Nan Tuhuang's eye poo was still rubbed on the soft girl coin.
But even if you rub your eyes, Ruanmeibi is still a Ruanmeibi with a cute aura of love.
Stretching out his claws, he pulled out the small grass, and used the tip of the grass to pick away the eye mucus, and Xiao Biao was about to pick up the soft sister coins.
The cat's claw suddenly felt a sharp pain, it was the crow bouncing around and pecking at Xiao Biao.
"Young cat, don't pick it up!"
"Yes, you can't pick it up!" Little Kingfisher echoed, "You can't bend your waist for five buckets of rice!"
Xiao Biao rubbed the back of his furry paws, picked up the Ruanmei coin firmly, shook it, folded it, and put it in his small pocket.
"Oh! Young cat! You really let the bird down!" The crow flapped its wings twice, making a gesture to fly away.
Xiao Biao didn't keep it.
The crow stretched out its wings and held them up for a long time, but couldn't hold back its face, and flew up with a flutter.
It didn't fly far, the bird turned around, got into the poplar tree beside it, poked its head out from the branches, and looked at it secretly.
"Is there any more?" Xiao Biao asked Nantuhuang.
Nantuhuang was stunned for a moment, and stared at Xiao Biao with wide eyes. After a while, it hesitated: "The effect is so slow?"
Then he took out a soft girl coin from his pocket, stared and wiped his eyes, all in one go.
Throwing the Ruanmei coins in front of Xiao Biao: "You have resisted the first one, can you block the second one?"
Xiao Biao bent down to pick it up, carefully fiddled with the eye droppings with grass, shook it, folded it, and put it in his pocket.
"Hahahahaha!" Nan Tuhuang suddenly burst into a wild laugh, his three-petal mouth opened wide, and his two front teeth were exposed, very penetrating.
"It's still not enough." Xiao Biao stood upright, with his hands behind his back and his head looking at the sky, his tone was a little guilty.
"..."
Nantuhuang glared at Xiao Biao, then he reached out his hand to take out his pocket, this time what he took out was not a soft girl coin, but a small round mirror.
It looked at itself in the mirror, stretched out its claws and stroked the rabbit's ears, and the three-petal mouth squirmed for a while: "Let me tell you a story."
"I don't want to hear it." Xiao Biao was a little anxious, why?This rabbit doesn't pay?
"A long, long time ago, there was a small mountain village..." Nantuhuang said to himself, with his hands behind his back, hiding the small mirror behind his back, and pacing back and forth on the table with his short legs, "The village is surrounded by mountains. Water, the villagers are hardworking and brave, and they live a very prosperous life. But the bad luck came too suddenly. One morning, the villagers woke up and found that they all had a strange disease. The villagers visited famous doctors, but This disease can't be cured no matter how you treat it. In just two months, the small mountain village has become half empty."
Nan Tuhuang paused, stopped, picked up the small mirror and looked at himself again: "Later, the village chief finally found a sage..."
Xiao Biao continued: "The sage said that to cure a disease, you have to spend money."
"No!" Nan Tuhuang glared at Xiao Biao, retracted the small mirror, paced, and continued, "The sage said that he can save the villagers, but the conditions are very harsh."
"He thinks the villagers are poor?" Xiao Biao asked.
Nantu Huang pretended not to hear: "The sage said that only by spreading the disease can the sick be cured. He asked the sick person to take out 100 yuan, rub it on his eyes, and then throw it on the side of the road."
"..." Xiao Biao was stunned, his face a little nervous.
Nantuhuang glanced at Xiao Biao, with a sinister rabbit face: "The village chief was the first to do so. He took out 100 yuan, rubbed it on his eyes, and threw it on the road where people come and go. He himself hid behind the tree, hoping that the strangers passing by would pick up the one hundred yuan."
"..." Xiao Biao reached out and touched his stomach, only to feel that the money in his pocket was a little hot.
Nantuhuang said with a smile in his cold voice: "The village chief watched behind the tree for more than an hour, and saw with his own eyes a passing stranger picking up the money. He hurried home, looked in the mirror, and found My illness is really cured."
"Later..." Nan Tuhuang took out the mirror and took a look at himself, "The people in the village followed suit, and within a few days, all of them recovered, but those passers-by who picked up money were all sick... "
"Who are you scaring? Do you think I will believe this kind of nonsense that has no scientific basis?" Xiao Biao straightened his chest, feeling a little bit strong.He secretly scolded himself for being stupid, in this fantasy world, what kind of moth dare not come out, he has already disbelieved in science...
"Do you know what kind of disease the people in that village are suffering from?" Nantuhuang's head suddenly approached Xiao Biao, his big red eyes seemed to be on fire.
"What... what disease?" Xiao Biao was taken aback by the big rabbit's head.
Nan Tuhuang sneered: "Pink eye disease!"
After saying this, it suddenly poked the mirror in front of Xiao Biao: "Take a look at yourself."
Xiao Biao felt weak from the sight of the crow, rubbed his belly, stood up, and walked into the grass with his legs open.
After running two steps, the crow chased after him again: "Young cat, do you want to learn how to control your own strength?"
Xiao Biao frowned, stretched out his claws and pushed forward, another gust of dark wind passed through.
Xiao Biao was very satisfied: "I can control it pretty well."
"My God! Wind and ice, what else can you do?" Crow's voice was loud and loud, "You are such an unborn genius cat!"
"Really?" Xiao Biao turned his calf upside down, while squinting at the crow with his eyes. The cat felt a little complacent, "Am I really so good?"
"Needless to say, I never praise Bengbeng easily."
As soon as the words fell, the little kingfisher flew out obliquely, panting, and reported to Xiao Biao: "I have notified everyone who can be notified, and all the pets in the North District have hidden themselves."
Xiao Biao nodded: "Have you seen Nantuhuang?"
The little kingfisher stretched out its wings and pointed behind it: "It's not far ahead."
Xiao Biao ran in the direction pointed by the little kingfisher.
"You're here too." The little kingfisher greeted the crow.
The crow smiled and opened its mouth, "Hey, little kingfisher, looking at your feathers under the moonlight is like looking at emeralds in the water!"
"Is there... is there?" The little kingfisher turned to look at its own tail, with a happy heart, "So, in fact... your feathers look even... darker and brighter under the moonlight!"
"Really? Hahaha." The crow laughed, "Little kingfisher, you are such a beautiful bird."
"Am I so beautiful?" The little kingfisher was proud.
"Of course, I never praise Biaobang lightly."
Xiao Biao: "..."
Bounce flapped its wings, flew to Xiao Biao's ear, and croaked softly: "I and it are both commercial compliments, and I and you are true!"
Xiao Biao ignored the crow, opened his legs and ran even faster.
A few minutes later, Xiao Biao saw Nantuhuang.
Standing in the middle of the empty children's playground in a ball of white fluff, with drooping ears, it looked weak and helpless.
Nantuhuang always travels by car (black-backed dog), and there are very few opportunities to move his legs by himself. After a long time, he doesn't like to remember the way.
In addition, the North District was not its territory in the first place, so it lost its way.
"Second brother, second child... where are you?" Nantuhuang's voice trembled.
"Are you the only one left?" Xiao Biao jumped in front of Nantuhuang with a vicious cat face.
Nan Tuhuang was startled, took a step back, and then his red eyes flashed fiercely: "You think I'm the only one afraid of you?"
"Hmph, you weak rabbit, your mouth is quite stiff!" Xiao Biao bared his teeth, "Without the black back, what fighting power do you have!"
"Cat boy, be careful!" The crow flew over and stopped above Xiao Biao, "The reason why Nantuhuang is Nantuhuang is not because of that black back!"
"I know, it relies on money." Xiao Biaomao felt a little jealous.
"Money is only one aspect..." Crow bounced vigilantly, "Cat Boy, let's stop fighting Nantuhuang, you haven't fully grown up yet, you can't beat him!"
Nan Tuhuang stared at the crow bouncing around in amazement. He had known for a long time that crows were the most slippery birds, and they were really unreliable.
Xiao Biao sneered: "I can't beat a rabbit?!"
"Cat boy!" The crow hopped and flapped its wings twice, "If you don't listen to the old man's words, what should you say next?"
"It's a loss... Bah!" Xiao Biao pushed the crow away with his paw, and rushed towards Nantuhuang.
Nan Tuhuang nimbly dodged, jumped onto the stone table beside him, and then reached out to take out his pocket.
"Don't give it a chance to take out your pocket!" The crow turned pale with fright.
The little kingfisher on the side was confused: "Why are you so nervous?"
"What do you know! What do you know?!" Crow said incoherently, "Ah! Juvenile cat!"
"..."
Xiao Biao got a headache from being quarreled by the crow, but he also knew that he couldn't let Nantuhuang take out his pocket.
After all, Nantu has a great royal career, and it can take out a two-bedroom and one living room from its pocket. What else can it not take out?
Xiao Biao leaped, and the cat's claws hooked towards Nantuhuang.
The claws stopped suddenly in front of Nantuhuang's stomach, Xiao Biao's originally fierce face suddenly became a little kind, and he saw what Nantuhuang took out.
A pink one with the head of the leader printed on it - Soft Girl Coin.
"This...how embarrassing." Xiao Biao hesitated.
Nantu Huangtu's face was fierce, and it waved the Ruanmei coin in its hand like a sword: "Do you think that without my second child, I have no fighting power?"
Xiao Biao thought for a while: "Only one, the combat power is not enough."
"Originally I didn't want to do such a terrible thing, but you forced me!" Nantuhuang uttered nonsense, "Just this one can make you kneel down and beg for mercy, and cry to hug my thick rabbit leg!"
Xiao Biao looked serious: "If only a few days ago, it might have been enough, but now, it's really not enough..."
"You wait!"
Xiao Biao nodded: "Okay, I'll wait."
Xiao Biao thought that Nantuhuang was going to take out more soft sister coins, but unexpectedly Nantuhuang just grabbed both ends of the soft sister coins with his claws, with a pious expression on his face.
In the next second, Nantuhuang stared sharply.
Xiao Biao was startled.
Nan Tuhuang's red eyes seemed to fly out of the eye sockets. It grabbed the soft sister coin with its claws and rubbed against his own eyes frantically.
"What's the situation?" Xiao Biao was stunned, "Could this be a new tactic—see money?"
"Accept it!" Nan Tuhuang finished rubbing his eyes, and threw the Ruanmei coins at Xiao Biao's feet, "Let you see my strength!"
Xiao Biao hesitated, Nan Tuhuang's eye poo was still rubbed on the soft girl coin.
But even if you rub your eyes, Ruanmeibi is still a Ruanmeibi with a cute aura of love.
Stretching out his claws, he pulled out the small grass, and used the tip of the grass to pick away the eye mucus, and Xiao Biao was about to pick up the soft sister coins.
The cat's claw suddenly felt a sharp pain, it was the crow bouncing around and pecking at Xiao Biao.
"Young cat, don't pick it up!"
"Yes, you can't pick it up!" Little Kingfisher echoed, "You can't bend your waist for five buckets of rice!"
Xiao Biao rubbed the back of his furry paws, picked up the Ruanmei coin firmly, shook it, folded it, and put it in his small pocket.
"Oh! Young cat! You really let the bird down!" The crow flapped its wings twice, making a gesture to fly away.
Xiao Biao didn't keep it.
The crow stretched out its wings and held them up for a long time, but couldn't hold back its face, and flew up with a flutter.
It didn't fly far, the bird turned around, got into the poplar tree beside it, poked its head out from the branches, and looked at it secretly.
"Is there any more?" Xiao Biao asked Nantuhuang.
Nantuhuang was stunned for a moment, and stared at Xiao Biao with wide eyes. After a while, it hesitated: "The effect is so slow?"
Then he took out a soft girl coin from his pocket, stared and wiped his eyes, all in one go.
Throwing the Ruanmei coins in front of Xiao Biao: "You have resisted the first one, can you block the second one?"
Xiao Biao bent down to pick it up, carefully fiddled with the eye droppings with grass, shook it, folded it, and put it in his pocket.
"Hahahahaha!" Nan Tuhuang suddenly burst into a wild laugh, his three-petal mouth opened wide, and his two front teeth were exposed, very penetrating.
"It's still not enough." Xiao Biao stood upright, with his hands behind his back and his head looking at the sky, his tone was a little guilty.
"..."
Nantuhuang glared at Xiao Biao, then he reached out his hand to take out his pocket, this time what he took out was not a soft girl coin, but a small round mirror.
It looked at itself in the mirror, stretched out its claws and stroked the rabbit's ears, and the three-petal mouth squirmed for a while: "Let me tell you a story."
"I don't want to hear it." Xiao Biao was a little anxious, why?This rabbit doesn't pay?
"A long, long time ago, there was a small mountain village..." Nantuhuang said to himself, with his hands behind his back, hiding the small mirror behind his back, and pacing back and forth on the table with his short legs, "The village is surrounded by mountains. Water, the villagers are hardworking and brave, and they live a very prosperous life. But the bad luck came too suddenly. One morning, the villagers woke up and found that they all had a strange disease. The villagers visited famous doctors, but This disease can't be cured no matter how you treat it. In just two months, the small mountain village has become half empty."
Nan Tuhuang paused, stopped, picked up the small mirror and looked at himself again: "Later, the village chief finally found a sage..."
Xiao Biao continued: "The sage said that to cure a disease, you have to spend money."
"No!" Nan Tuhuang glared at Xiao Biao, retracted the small mirror, paced, and continued, "The sage said that he can save the villagers, but the conditions are very harsh."
"He thinks the villagers are poor?" Xiao Biao asked.
Nantu Huang pretended not to hear: "The sage said that only by spreading the disease can the sick be cured. He asked the sick person to take out 100 yuan, rub it on his eyes, and then throw it on the side of the road."
"..." Xiao Biao was stunned, his face a little nervous.
Nantuhuang glanced at Xiao Biao, with a sinister rabbit face: "The village chief was the first to do so. He took out 100 yuan, rubbed it on his eyes, and threw it on the road where people come and go. He himself hid behind the tree, hoping that the strangers passing by would pick up the one hundred yuan."
"..." Xiao Biao reached out and touched his stomach, only to feel that the money in his pocket was a little hot.
Nantuhuang said with a smile in his cold voice: "The village chief watched behind the tree for more than an hour, and saw with his own eyes a passing stranger picking up the money. He hurried home, looked in the mirror, and found My illness is really cured."
"Later..." Nan Tuhuang took out the mirror and took a look at himself, "The people in the village followed suit, and within a few days, all of them recovered, but those passers-by who picked up money were all sick... "
"Who are you scaring? Do you think I will believe this kind of nonsense that has no scientific basis?" Xiao Biao straightened his chest, feeling a little bit strong.He secretly scolded himself for being stupid, in this fantasy world, what kind of moth dare not come out, he has already disbelieved in science...
"Do you know what kind of disease the people in that village are suffering from?" Nantuhuang's head suddenly approached Xiao Biao, his big red eyes seemed to be on fire.
"What... what disease?" Xiao Biao was taken aback by the big rabbit's head.
Nan Tuhuang sneered: "Pink eye disease!"
After saying this, it suddenly poked the mirror in front of Xiao Biao: "Take a look at yourself."
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