I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

The pompom is a bit worn out, it seems to be the one that has been hanging on the bag all the time.

Xiao Biao was stunned for a moment, this hanging chain, Princess has always been very precious.

The cat's face gradually became stiff, Xiao Biao was a little irritable, and he meowed softly: "Did Gege give it to me? It's really troublesome... this thing...but this thing is not worth much."

Throwing the plush ball aside with the claws, Xiao Biao lay down sideways in the cardboard box, and habitually began to dish up pearls.

The plate was a bit unpleasant, Xiao Biao turned over and prepared to sleep.

Never mind her, it's good to keep the baby anyway.

It's just that today's big pearl feels a little chilly, and it's uncomfortable to hold.

Xiao Biao thought for a while, pushed the big pearl away, and Shunzhuo hugged the gray fur ball in his arms.

Although this fur ball is worthless, it is a small soft ball, but it is very comfortable to hold.

Drowsiness hit, Xiao Biao tilted his head and fell asleep.

With the strength of wine, Xiao Biao slept until the afternoon.

He was woken up by the chirping of birds.

"Boss! Wake up!" The little kingfisher had already entered the house, flying up and down around the cardboard box.

"Meow meow." Xiao Biao twisted his buttocks, the cat's head rubbed against the pompom, his eyes were still closed.

"Boss, something serious happened!" The little kingfisher grabbed the edge of the cardboard box with two claws, and lowered its head to peck Xiao Biao's big butt.

"Hey meow!" Xiao Biao took a slap on his butt, regained consciousness, and turned to look at the little kingfisher, "Why are you here?"

"Boss, you finally woke up!" The little kingfisher flapped its wings twice and flew up again, "Why do you smell so bad?"

"What stinks, it smells like a man!" Xiao Biao rubbed his butt, sat up, and corrected his speech, "No, it smells like a male cat!"

"It smells like wine." The little kingfisher snorted, "I don't want to learn from it."

Xiao Biao stared round the cat's eyes.

How fat four?How dare this loyal little subordinate of himself dare to contradict himself?What about your majesty?

Too bad, it must have seen my decadence yesterday.

Made a big taboo!

The weakness of the strong should not be easily exposed!

"Tell me, what's the matter?" Xiao Biao squinted his green cat eyes, and put on a cold look, but just woke up, physically want to yawn, but seeing the little kingfisher staring at him , Xiao Biao could only bear it.

He swallowed back the yawn that had already reached his throat.

Then he wanted to reach out his claws to rub his buttocks, why did his buttocks hurt so much?It's like being bitten by a big mosquito.

The kingfisher tilted its head and looked at Xiao Biao, as if it had seen through everything.

It was a little frightened again, because Xiao Biao's ass was bleeding.

The bird's eyes froze for a while, and quickly turned the topic to the real thing: "Boss, something serious happened! Boss and Miss Mermaid first, they are corrupt."

Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, and he couldn't care less about looking at his own ass: "Ye daddy is dead?"

"..."

The little kingfisher flapped its wings, and Douzi's eyes were dark: "That's not what I meant."

"Oh." Xiao Biao's green cat eyes instantly returned to normal, "What does that mean?"

The little kingfisher landed on the bedside table nearby, and the voice trembled angrily: "They took our public funds and went to spend outside the community!"

"what?!"

Xiao Biao's drowsiness disappeared in an instant.

The money that was finally collected from the Southern District...

"Where did these two bastards go?" Xiao Biao jumped out of the cardboard box, turned around and ran to the window.

“Fried Chicken Shop!”

"It's pretty good at finding a place!"

Xiao Biao was furious, and went downstairs along the drainpipe. The little kingfisher flapped its wings and flew ahead to lead Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao's ass was dripping blood all the way.

Five minutes later, Xiao Biao's blood stopped, and he saw the front of the fried chicken shop.

The fried chicken shop is on the commercial street at the gate of the community, the closest location to the gate of the community.

The door was wide open, and the unique aroma of fried food wafted in the air. Xiao Biao licked his mouth and rushed in quickly.

The fried chicken shop is small and mainly sells takeaway.

There is only one table in the whole room, which is used as a counter and a food table. The table is horizontal in the center of the room. Behind the table is the kitchen, and in front is the place to eat fried chicken.

A pair of fat men and women are busy, one is in charge of frying chicken, and the other is in charge of brushing.

The table was already covered with countless empty plates.

On the side of the table is a fish and a cat that Xiao Biao is familiar with.

Miss Mermaid was sitting at the table with her back to the door, gnawing on a fried chicken.

As soon as Xiao Biao looked up, he saw that Miss Mermaid had a pair of butterfly bones protruding from the back of the dress because of too much force.

Ye Daddy was squatting on the table, and there was also a fried chicken in front of him. It had already eaten more than half of the fried chicken, and there were countless broken bones around it. It seemed that he had eaten several of them.

"Meow!" Xiao Biao jumped onto the table.

As soon as Xiao Biao arrived, Miss Mermaid's movements froze instantly, and she slowly pulled a chicken leg bone out of her mouth: "Ah...you are here..."

"Add another one." Wild father also saw Xiao Biao, and immediately stretched out his claws to poke Miss Mermaid, "Give one to the eldest son, he has never eaten such a delicious food in his whole life."

"..."

Full of love and affection.

Xiao Biao licked his mouth, and stopped Miss Mermaid with difficulty: "I won't eat."

However, the paw couldn't help pulling a chicken wing from Miss Mermaid's plate, and ate it in one bite.

"Boss!" Kingfisher hated iron but steel.

Xiao Biao quickly wiped his mouth, and said seriously: "What's the matter with you!"

Seeing that Xiao Biao's expression was not good, Father Ye scratched his head with his oily paws: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Biao turned to look at Miss Mermaid: "How much have you eaten meow?"

"Hmm..." Miss Mermaid ordered the stacked lunch boxes, "Let's say four or five."

"Do you think I can't count?" Xiao Biao stared, there were at least eleven or twelve lunch boxes piled up.

Miss Mermaid's eyes rolled wildly: "I also put in a lot of effort yesterday. If I hadn't knocked those kittens and puppies from the southern district into the pond, I would have won the victory. I would celebrate..."

"Speaking of which..." Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, "Did you pick up all the pet food and cans that fell into the pond?"

"It's not tasty." Miss Mermaid snorted, "Human food is better."

The corner of Xiao Biao's mouth drooped, and he was unhappy again: "You don't like to eat, there are other pets that you like to eat. They are the spoils of our North District. I still point to them to win people's hearts."

"Oh, I'll fish later." Miss Mermaid's attitude was very perfunctory.

Xiao Biao turned his head to look at the pile of fried chicken food boxes: "You are full, go back and settle the score when you are full."

"I'm not full yet... This fried chicken is not expensive. I sold the gold chain from Alaska in the southern district for 300 yuan! It's more than enough to buy these fried chickens." Miss Mermaid raised her head with a serious look on her face. Ask for praise, "Great."

When Xiao Biao heard this, he almost vomited blood.

Although the gold chain is thin, it can't be sold for 300 yuan. Don't you know how much gold is worth per gram?

On second thought, this mermaid probably really has no idea.

"Are you stupid!" Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and patted the mermaid's arm, "The gold chain is enough to feed you chickens for a month, and it can only support this meal now."

"Huh? My dear?" Miss Mermaid's expression turned ugly for a moment.

"Don't do this again in the future." Xiao Biao was very distressed, he stared at Miss Mermaid with his green eyes, "In the future, you have to ask me about any money you spend."

Miss Mermaid nodded.

Xiao Biao turned his head to look at Ye Dad: "You also remember, after eating this one, don't eat it."

"Meow?" Ye Dad was displeased, "Why can't you continue to eat?"

"That's public money!" Xiao Biao's moustache frizzed, and he began to talk loudly, "We should use it to improve the living conditions of pets in the North District, instead of letting you two use public money to eat and drink. You don't have the self-consciousness of a ruler!"

"Didn't I improve my life?! For myself." The father threw the chicken wings in his hand, pinched his waist and meowed angrily, "Little brat, it's still up to your father, don't forget, I'm the one!" Northern Elvis!"

Xiao Biao flickered around, his eyes sparkling.

coming.

The battle for royal power is finally here!

Xiao Biao had been waiting for this moment for a long time.

It will be decided today, who is the real king of the North District!

"Fat cat!" Xiao Biao took a step forward, raised his chin and looked at Ye Daddy, "It's time for you to let Xian go!"

"You're going to... you're going to..." Father Ye was so shocked that his eyes rolled wildly.

The little kingfisher on the side said: "The change of Xuanwu Gate!"

Father Ye touched his oily mouth: "Little brat, are you going to have a fight with me?"

Xiao Biao hesitated for a moment.

The cat's eyes glanced at Ye Dad's raised cat chest, this stalwart body...

Maoyan turned to the two fists raised by Ye Daddy again, these powerful little fists...

Xiao Biao was a little timid: "Let's fight wisely!"

"Bah!" Ye Daddy's little fist was already waving, "Big fist is the only truth!"

Seeing that the fist was coming, Xiao Biao quickly stretched out his claws to block it.

Even though Ye Daddy's fist was blocked by Xiao Biao, the trend remained unabated.

In order to relieve his strength, Xiao Biao turned around and kicked a flying kick.

"Meow meow meow meow!" Father Ye got kicked in the butt, and was immediately unhappy, "Little brat, how dare you fight back!"

"..."

What's the matter, if you don't fight back, you will be beaten with your neck stuck?

Xiao Biao looked puzzled.

The wild father was so angry that he jumped up and down: "I must let you know today that your father is the king of the North District! From now on your father will eat fried chicken every day! You earn your father a good money!"

Xiao Biao was full of domineering: "Seeing that you are my wild father, I will give you a claw!"

"Let me?" Father Ye laughed angrily, "You little bastard!"

Xiao Biao continued to sneer, but Maoyan kept staring at Kingfisher.

The kingfisher flapped its wings foolishly, its beak tightly closed.

Xiao Biao was annoyed, this kingfisher didn't have the slightest tacit understanding with him.

Perhaps Xiao Biao's slander played a role, and Kingfisher suddenly felt blessed.

"Northern Elvis fights with his son, and the son has to give him a claw? Tsk tsk." After saying this, the little kingfisher quickly flapped its wings and flew higher to ensure its own safety.

Xiao Biao gave Kingfisher a look of approval.

The wild father on the side was stunned for a moment, and a look of shame flashed across the cat's face: "I don't need you to let me go! I am invincible with an iron fist!"

Xiao Biao raised the cat's head, and there were stars, the sea, and tears in the cat's eyes: "No, I have to let you, who made you the biological father of my cat body!"

"Hmm..." Father Ye's expression was a little bit somber, and his fists could not be clenched too tightly, "I'm not taking advantage of you, you give me one paw, I'll give you two paws!"

Xiao Biao was overjoyed: "Since you insist, it's a deal. I'll give you one claw, and you'll give me two claws! This battle is the decisive battle to establish the throne of the Northern District!"

"Come on!" Ye father didn't know that he had been tricked, "I'll let you see how powerful your father is!"