I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Xiao Biao put one small paw behind his back, and swiped the other paw diagonally downward from his belly, making a "please" gesture: "Come on meow."

"Here comes meow!" Father Ye was full of fighting spirit.

The little kingfisher covered its face with its wings, and cursed in its heart: Give up two claws in a fight?Does the boss want to use his fat ass to arch?

"Ouch!" Covering his face with his wings, the little kingfisher twitched and fell from the air onto the chopping board.

The owner of the fried chicken shop has quick eyesight and quick hands, so he is going to catch the bird.

"Sorry!" Miss Mermaid reached out to block the hand of the fried chicken shop owner, "This is my bird."

The boss withdrew his hand in embarrassment, and asked Miss Mermaid with a puzzled expression: "You have quite a few pets, so why are those two cats meowing?"

"You don't understand." Miss Mermaid said solemnly, "In your store, a big battle that will be recorded in the annals of history is about to take place."

"..."

The boss reached out and took out a chicken fillet from the food box beside him, and chewed it.

Seeing this, the proprietress quickly took one, and while eating, she looked at the two cats who were confronting each other.

It was too late to say it, but Ye Dad suddenly stood up, with his claws behind his back, jumped off the table with a plop, and ran towards Xiao Biao like a cannonball.

In the blink of an eye, it arrived in front of Xiao Biao.

With a sudden brake, it stopped.

After stopping, Ye Daddy was dumbfounded.

With its claws on its back, it stood in front of Xiao Biao, staring at Xiao Biao.

Ok……

Father Ye felt annoyed, he hit it directly just now, now he has stopped, and he has no momentum, his two front paws can't be used yet, what is he going to do?Rushing over to be beaten?

"Kick it with your feet!" Miss Mermaid said.

After saying this, she glanced at Xiao Biao in fear, fearing that Xiao Biao would get revenge, but in order to eat fried chicken unscrupulously in the future, Miss Mermaid couldn't help but want to help the wild father...

Very confused.

Ye Dad followed Miss Mermaid's suggestion and really stretched out his feet.

As a cat, Wild Dad has always walked with four paws. Now that a person stands up, it is already very strenuous to walk with two hind paws. When he lifts up the third paw, it has not yet kicked. Xiao Biao lost his balance first.

In order to keep his balance, Ye Dad could only keep jumping with one paw.

Jump again and again!

And Ye Dad's dangling claw kept kicking towards Xiao Biao, hoping to kick Xiao Biao once.

But because of the lack of balance, Xiao Biao didn't move at all, and Father Ye still kicked the air again and again.

Xiao Biao looked at Ye Dad with a complicated expression.

Then, it stretched out a paw and gently pushed the wild dad.

The outcome was immediately decided.

The wild father fell to the ground, still holding his paws, the cat's face showed resentment and unwillingness: "Did I lose?"

"You lost cleanly!" Xiao Biao stretched out his claws, trying to pull Ye Ye up.

Father Ye snorted coldly, turned his head away, and didn't take the paw that Xiao Biao handed over.

Xiao Biao blinked, and poked his paws forward again, seriously: "Although you lost, you have won my respect!"

"Meow?" Father Ye was puzzled and turned his head back.

Xiao Biao meowed, his tone surging: "You didn't forget the agreement to let me have two claws until the last moment. You are worthy of admiration!"

"You're right." Ye Dad seemed to have regained his face.

It stood up with Xiao Biao's claws on it: "Maybe I'm really old."

"You have virtue."

"I admit it." Father Ye patted the ashes on his hair, slumped his shoulders, and walked out the door, "But I'm still old after all."

Fat Cat's back is bleak.

Xiao Biao looked at the vicissitudes of life of the wild father, and after a long while, he ran after him.

Cat's Claw tapped Ye Daddy's shoulder: "Hey, let's have a fried chicken party tomorrow night."

"Meow?" Father Ye stopped in his tracks, "Fried chicken party?"

"Well, call all the pets in the North District that can be called, and let's celebrate the victory of this North-South confrontation together."

Father Ye rubbed his chubby stomach, his hunched spine immediately straightened, and his face beamed brightly: "Tomorrow night...fried chicken party...okay!"

Ye Daddy and Little Kingfisher went to inform the community about the pet party, and Miss Mermaid used the remaining money to order takeaway from the owner of the fried chicken shop for the next day.

After ordering, Miss Mermaid picked up Xiao Biao, put it on her tail, and pushed the wheelchair out the door.

"That bit of fried chicken is not enough to eat, you have to go to the bottom of the pool to pick up the pet food, most of the food is packaged in plastic, not afraid of water." Xiao Biao instructed Miss Mermaid.

"Hey, the 300 yuan is completely spent this time." Miss Mermaid was a little bit pained, "Let's just eat it by ourselves, why call so many pets?"

Xiao Biao made no objection, lowered his body, and lay down on Miss Mermaid's tail, with two white gloves hidden under his body, only a piece of soft white fluff on his chest was exposed.

The wheelchair has moved to the door of the fried chicken shop.

Xiao Biao saw the direction of the gate of the community, and a school bus had just stopped.

The car door opened, and a group of children who looked like buns came out of the car.

"Wait before we go."

"Huh?" Miss Mermaid stopped her wheelchair and followed Xiao Biao's line of sight to look at the school bus.

It was the school bus of Gege's school, and this time was exactly the time for Gege to go home from school.

The children got off the bus in twos and threes, and the school bus started up again and drove away slowly.

Xiao Biao didn't see Grid.

"Let's go?" Miss Mermaid urged.

"hold on."

The sun slanted westward a little bit, and the clouds on the horizon were burned red by the setting sun.

It was almost dark.

"Aren't you going?" Miss Mermaid was getting impatient, she had been at the gate of the community for almost an hour.

Just then, a small figure appeared on the commercial street.

Gege was carrying a small schoolbag, with a tired face, walking slowly towards the community.

When she was about to reach the community, she stopped, lowered her head and rubbed her ankle.

Then he straightened up and continued walking.

Xiao Biaomao had a complex expression on his face. A few seconds later, it lifted the blanket on Miss Figure's tail with its paws, and got in.

"Oh, stinky rascal!"

Miss Mermaid has been in human society for some time, and she knows very well that Xiao Biao will be arrested and sent to jail if he does so.

"Shut up." Xiao Biao covered his body with a blanket, only showing two green cat's eyes, looking at Ge Ge from a distance.

Ge Ge walked slowly, her eyes were red, and she looked aggrieved. When she reached the gate of the community, she paused and stopped suddenly.

Gege took a deep breath, straightened his clothes with two small hands, put down his schoolbag, put away the grievances on his face, put on an energetic look, and walked much more briskly, and walked quickly into the community Walk.

Xiao Biao watched Ge Ge walk away, and then let out a long breath, and let go of the blanket.

Miss Mermaid quickly tugged at the edge of the blanket twice to smooth it out: "Shall we go back?"

"Go back." Xiao Biao felt a little uncomfortable.

Miss Mermaid took Xiao Biao back to the koi pond. She threw the wheelchair into the water and was about to jump into the water when Xiao Biao stopped her.

"Hey, is there something sad for you?" Xiao Biao sat obediently, with two green cat eyes shining with pure and flawless light.

"Sadness?" The mermaid sat down on the rock and covered her tail with a blanket, "Yes."

"Tell me." Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, "Say it, and you will feel much better."

Cry it out and you'll feel better.

Xiao Biao's two little paws are eager to try, ready to catch the pearl.

No way, it is too poor.

"Hmm..." Miss Mermaid fell into memories, "For 30 years, I have been beaten non-stop, wave after wave of people, one after another..."

"..." is a bit miserable.

"It's those people who go hunting for treasure. They want to ask me for directions..." Miss Mermaid paused for a moment, with a thoughtful expression on her face, "I thought they were strange, and they desperately wanted to go to the shore to find those gold and silver coins. , but now that I think about it, money is really a good thing.”

Miss Mermaid's eyes were shining, and the corners of her mouth were drooling, and she smiled idiotically: "Such a small gold chain can be exchanged for so many fried chickens."

Xiao Biao frowned.

No, the mermaid is in the wrong mood. When it comes to fried chicken, give her to Mei.

"Well, which time was the worst time you were beaten?"

Xiao Biao is persuasive and persuasive.

"Two years ago, a burly man, he was alone in the boat..." Miss Mermaid fell into the memory, "He is different from others, he didn't come to hunt for treasure, he asked me if I have seen it A woman..."

"and after?"

"I didn't know which woman he was talking about, so I told him..." Miss Mermaid puffed out her chest and put her hands on her back, "I've seen it before, I ate it."

"..." Isn't this looking for a beating?

"I also said," the mermaid's eyes suddenly widened, and her golden hair was blown into the sky by the wind, "Which woman in the world is better than me, I'm a mermaid!"

"And then?" Xiao Biao asked.

"I almost died." Miss Mermaid flattened her mouth, "The scales on my body only grow back in three or four years..."

"So cruel?"

"Isn't it? I said I didn't eat his wife, I said I was teasing you... He doesn't believe it..." The mermaid seemed to recall something, her body shivered, and then she burst into tears, "He was pulling my hair and oh my god I'm almost bald."

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to catch the pearls quickly, one, two, three, four, five...

"Enough is enough, don't cry." Xiao Biao gathered the pearls into a pile, "Didn't you get the reward after suffering?"

"But...but...he's too scary..." Miss Mermaid wiped her red eyes, and looked at Xiao Biao with tears in her eyes.

The moment she saw Xiao Biao, Miss Mermaid immediately stopped crying.

Damn, is this kitty trying to cheat Pearl? !

unacceptable!

Miss Mermaid turned around and jumped into the pond. After jumping in, she grabbed the stone with her hands and looked at Xiao Biao, saying in a vicious voice, "You cat, you are too bad!"

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and scratched his white neckerchief: "I'm poor, you sell the pearls with me tomorrow, and I'll buy you a necklace later."

"Really?" Miss Mermaid reached out and touched her empty neck, her complexion improved a bit, "Let me explain to you first, I don't like ordinary necklaces."

Xiao Biao struggled: "Then you should cry more."

Miss Mermaid thought for a while, then crawled out of the water again.

The already wet blanket covered her legs again: "Let me tell you, I have worse things..."