I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler
Chapter 32 Tons, Tons, That's 1 Sip of Vodka
Xiao Biao's paws pressed firmly against the blanket.
Ge Ge stared at Xiao Biao with red eyes, and his mouth was deflated.
After a while, Xiao Biao's paw moved back with difficulty, driving the blanket, revealing the perfectly round pearl.
With a happy expression on her face, Ge Ge walked over, she squatted down by the box first, reached out and patted Xiao Biao's head twice, "Thank you."
"..."
Xiao Biao shouted in his heart: I don't want your thank you!Why is your thank you so expensive!Thank you for getting back my big gold coins and big pearls! ?
Gege patted Xiao Biao twice, and seeing Xiao Biao's resentful expression, he stretched out his arms to hug Xiao Biao, and kissed his forehead.
Xiao Biao rubbed his forehead in distaste, and vigorously flicked his paw rubbing his forehead twice.
Ge Ge didn't care about Xiao Biao's dislike at all, she put down Xiao Biao, then smiled and stretched out her evil little hand towards the cardboard box: "How much can I exchange for it?"
"Meow." Xiao Biao's heart was bleeding.
Gege picked up a gold coin and looked at it over and over in his hand, his eyes were squinting, and the corners of his mouth couldn't close his smile: "I originally wanted to take it away secretly while you were away, but now it's all right, you gave it to me on your own initiative, okay? I'm not a bad person!"
When Xiao Biao heard this, he was so angry that he immediately stood up.
Bullying cats too much!
Get cheap and sell well!
Seeing Gege put the two gold coins into his pocket, and reaching for the pearl, Xiao Biao couldn't bear it any longer, sobbed, turned and ran away.
I ran all the way to the hall, and jumped out along the window, tears flying wildly along the wind.
"Little cat?" Gege was stunned for a moment, then turned to chase after him, only to see the shadow of a cat flashing by the window.
"Little cat..."
Xiao Biao has disappeared.
Grid bit his lip, stared at the window, his face flustered, and shouted again: "Little cat?!"
Xiao Biao landed on the grass along the drainage pipe, his back sad.
The lights on the first floor were on, and the puppet cat princess was standing on the window sill, looking out with her eyes wide open.
Recently Xiao Biao and the little squirrel didn't chat outside her window, the princess was very lonely.She has been practicing to open the window for a long time recently, but the cat's claw lacks some strength after all, and she still can't open the window.
Seeing Xiao Biao coming downstairs, the princess slapped the window with her claws: "Meow meow!" Are you here?Where's the little squirrel?
Xiao Biao glanced back at the princess, because of poverty, Xiao Biao was frantic at the moment.
I heard that this cat thief is expensive, or else it can be tricked out and sold.
The princess was completely unaware of the flashing evil thoughts in Xiao Biaomao's mind, so she meowed at Xiao Biao: "Isn't today Monday? Come and tell me how the big showdown between the North and the South is going?"
Xiao Biao shook the cat's head twice, jumped onto the window sill, and looked at the princess through the window: "You have been practicing for several days, but you still can't get out? Didn't everyone tell you the skills?"
The princess looked resentful, she stood upright as a cat, grabbed the handle of the window with her two front paws, and pressed down, but the handle remained motionless.
"..."
The movements are all right, but the claws are weak.
Xiao Biao rolled his eyes.
Hey, the flowers in this greenhouse.
"Did you not tell me the truth meow?!" The princess withdrew her front paws, sat down in front of the window, stared at Xiao Biao with cold eyes, "how can you go in and out every day?"
"If you can't get out, you can't get out." Xiao Biao sighed, and lay down with his back to the window, feeling sore in his heart, "The life outside is too tiring and not suitable for you."
"Tired, meow!" the princess was furious, she stretched out her paw and slapped the glass, "I want to go out! I want to be free! I want to run on the grass and show my beauty to countless pets!"
Xiao Biao acted as if he hadn't heard of it, he raised his cat's head slightly, and looked at the street lamp not far away.
Under the dim light, a Samoyed walked alone in Yu Yu.
It's Medvedev, and it's slipping by itself again.
Xiao Biao frowned and jumped out of the window, ignoring the angry howl of the princess behind him, and ran straight towards Samoyed.
"Hey, Medvedev." Xiao Biao stopped Samoyed.
The Samoyed dog's tail is drooping, and the dog's head is slowly raised. The almond eyes are big and lifeless.
"What's the matter with you?" Xiao Biao wandered around the Samoyed, "I see that you are not energetic in the morning."
Samoyed flicked his tail irritably, turned his head and walked towards the southern area: "I didn't pay attention, I slipped across the boundary again, I'm going back now."
In the past, Samoyed didn't care about slipping into the North District at all. Although it was vulnerable to the North Elvis' attack as soon as it crossed the border, Samoyed was willing to fight.
But today is different, Samoyed has no energy and is too lazy to cause trouble.
"It's okay, I don't care about meow." Xiao Biao kicked his cat's legs twice, and walked side by side with Samoyed to the South District, "You are welcome to come to the North District to play often."
Xiao Biao originally planned to annex the southern district after he firmly secured the throne in the northern district. The best way for this annexation is to weaken the border between the northern and southern districts first, so pets in the southern district and the northern district can now occasionally go to the other party's territory Xiao Biao couldn't be more happy to see a stroll.
"Woof..." Samoyed responded in a low voice, totally lacking energy.
"What happened?"
"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" Under questioning, Samoyed's fragile spiritual defense collapsed, and he burst into tears.
Xiao Biao was taken aback, what's going on?
"My master, my favorite master..." Samoyed fell to the ground with a slap, his dog's paw thumping the ground, "He left me!"
"You were abandoned?!"
Samoyed glared at Xiao Biao: "How is it possible!"
Xiao Biao also felt that it was impossible, that Russian man Xiao Biao had met many times, although he was addicted to alcohol and always did outrageous things, it could be seen that the man really loved this Samoyed.
"Then he died?"
Samoyed was so angry that Xiao Biao gritted his teeth: "He was taken away by a group of people wearing thick black uniforms, holding shields in their hands, and carrying guns on their backs. Railing buzzing car."
"..."
Riot police?What the hell did this Russian guy do?Is he researching bombs at home?
Xiao Biao took a step back and decided to keep a distance from this Samoyed with a dangerous owner.
But the Samoyed rushed over suddenly, the dog's head pressed against Xiao Biao's weak cat, his tears mixed with his eyes, and Xiao Biao slid away: "How can I live as a dog, how can I live..."
"Nobody adopted you?" Xiao Biao struggled to get out from under Samoyed's dog's head, "Will the police uncle find a new owner for you?"
"Bah!" Samoyed spit thick phlegm into the sky, "I only have Yuri as my master."
"His name is Yuri, meow." Xiao Biao took another two steps back, his name was so overbearing, Xiao Biao was a little scared.
"There's still a lot of vodka at home, let's go!" Samoyed stretched out his claws to grab Xiao Biao, "Today we brothers will not return if we are not drunk!"
"..."
Xiao Biao turned around and wanted to run: "I still have something to do, let's wait another day."
"Wow, woof, woof, woof." Samoyed got angry, "Are you not treating me as a friend!"
Xiao Biao wondered, when did we become friends?
"Come on, little chubby cat, I see you look sad too, let's drink away our worries!" The Samoyed dog put his paw on Xiao Biao's shoulder, and began to talk about his dubbed voice again, "Dear Darling For God's sake, Varish, you're with me tonight, and I have good caviar, flown in from Russia, that cats love."
Hearing that there was something delicious, Xiao Biao hesitated for a moment, anyway, he wanted to go out to relax tonight.
Licking his mouth, Xiao Biao meowed: "You are in a bad mood, I'll just accompany you, are we all brothers?"
Xiao Biao followed Samoyed back to the Russian man's villa.
Samoyed took out a bottle of wine from the refrigerator with ease, sat down on the edge of the sofa, held the body of the bottle with his front paws, bit the cap with his dog's mouth, and unscrewed it with a snap.
"Dog born..." Samoyed took two sips and handed the wine to Xiao Biao.
Xiao Biao licked his mouth and took a sip.
A cat and a dog drank together until the sky turned pale.
Xiao Biao killed two cans of caviar, three boxes of canned dog food, two bags of potato chips, and a Russian sausage.
Satisfied with food and drink, Samoyed slumped on the ground with the smell of alcohol all over his body, Xiao Biao walked away from the villa in a confusing catwalk and walked home.
"Meow ow meow ow ow, meow ow meow ow!" Xiao Biao came downstairs of his house, walking on tiptoe and singing.
At this time, Lin An should be making breakfast, and Xiao Biao can eat a boiled egg.
Zai Zai followed the drainpipe to the window in a daze, climbed up the window with great effort, turned over, and entered the room.
"Where are you going crazy again? Why do you smell like alcohol?" Lin An reached out and picked up Xiao Biao, who was drunk into a ball of water, and put it on the sofa, "Gege left early, I have to go out too, darling Stay at home, forget it... You won't listen to me anyway, the can is opened, and I left boiled eggs for you."
After Lin An explained, he hurriedly put on his coat and left the house.
Xiao Biao shook his head, got off the sofa, and jumped onto the dining table twice.
Strangely enough, there is only one boiled egg, and there is no grid breakfast.
Oh yes, just now Lin An said that Princess left early today.
Xiao Biao ate the boiled eggs in twos and twos, jumped off the table, and habitually ran to his carton.
As a routine, I sit with my baby before going to bed every day.
It was only when Xiao Biao came to the front of the cardboard box that he realized that it was still the offer?All the treasures were snatched by that black-hearted little vampire girl.
Feeling sad, Xiao Biao sighed.
It's okay, at least there is one gold-touching talisman necklace left.
Stepping into the cardboard box, Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to lift the blanket.
"Meow?"
Before lifting the blanket, Xiao Biao keenly noticed that the touch under his butt was not right.
Round and hard, it seems to be my own pearl.
Blinking the cat's eyes, Xiao Biao lifted the blanket.
The first thing that catches the eye are two golden gold coins, followed by the round pearl, and continuing to flip down, it is the gold-touching talisman.
"..."
Xiao Biao was suddenly a little angry.
Greg didn't take it?
Said it all to her.
Then what does she use to pay the bus fare?
Xiao Biao's paws rubbed the blanket, and as he rubbed it, Xiao Biao's eyes slowly widened.
Yo Ho, there is one more thing.
The extra thing that Stretch Claws took out was a gray pompom chain, which looked familiar.
Ge Ge stared at Xiao Biao with red eyes, and his mouth was deflated.
After a while, Xiao Biao's paw moved back with difficulty, driving the blanket, revealing the perfectly round pearl.
With a happy expression on her face, Ge Ge walked over, she squatted down by the box first, reached out and patted Xiao Biao's head twice, "Thank you."
"..."
Xiao Biao shouted in his heart: I don't want your thank you!Why is your thank you so expensive!Thank you for getting back my big gold coins and big pearls! ?
Gege patted Xiao Biao twice, and seeing Xiao Biao's resentful expression, he stretched out his arms to hug Xiao Biao, and kissed his forehead.
Xiao Biao rubbed his forehead in distaste, and vigorously flicked his paw rubbing his forehead twice.
Ge Ge didn't care about Xiao Biao's dislike at all, she put down Xiao Biao, then smiled and stretched out her evil little hand towards the cardboard box: "How much can I exchange for it?"
"Meow." Xiao Biao's heart was bleeding.
Gege picked up a gold coin and looked at it over and over in his hand, his eyes were squinting, and the corners of his mouth couldn't close his smile: "I originally wanted to take it away secretly while you were away, but now it's all right, you gave it to me on your own initiative, okay? I'm not a bad person!"
When Xiao Biao heard this, he was so angry that he immediately stood up.
Bullying cats too much!
Get cheap and sell well!
Seeing Gege put the two gold coins into his pocket, and reaching for the pearl, Xiao Biao couldn't bear it any longer, sobbed, turned and ran away.
I ran all the way to the hall, and jumped out along the window, tears flying wildly along the wind.
"Little cat?" Gege was stunned for a moment, then turned to chase after him, only to see the shadow of a cat flashing by the window.
"Little cat..."
Xiao Biao has disappeared.
Grid bit his lip, stared at the window, his face flustered, and shouted again: "Little cat?!"
Xiao Biao landed on the grass along the drainage pipe, his back sad.
The lights on the first floor were on, and the puppet cat princess was standing on the window sill, looking out with her eyes wide open.
Recently Xiao Biao and the little squirrel didn't chat outside her window, the princess was very lonely.She has been practicing to open the window for a long time recently, but the cat's claw lacks some strength after all, and she still can't open the window.
Seeing Xiao Biao coming downstairs, the princess slapped the window with her claws: "Meow meow!" Are you here?Where's the little squirrel?
Xiao Biao glanced back at the princess, because of poverty, Xiao Biao was frantic at the moment.
I heard that this cat thief is expensive, or else it can be tricked out and sold.
The princess was completely unaware of the flashing evil thoughts in Xiao Biaomao's mind, so she meowed at Xiao Biao: "Isn't today Monday? Come and tell me how the big showdown between the North and the South is going?"
Xiao Biao shook the cat's head twice, jumped onto the window sill, and looked at the princess through the window: "You have been practicing for several days, but you still can't get out? Didn't everyone tell you the skills?"
The princess looked resentful, she stood upright as a cat, grabbed the handle of the window with her two front paws, and pressed down, but the handle remained motionless.
"..."
The movements are all right, but the claws are weak.
Xiao Biao rolled his eyes.
Hey, the flowers in this greenhouse.
"Did you not tell me the truth meow?!" The princess withdrew her front paws, sat down in front of the window, stared at Xiao Biao with cold eyes, "how can you go in and out every day?"
"If you can't get out, you can't get out." Xiao Biao sighed, and lay down with his back to the window, feeling sore in his heart, "The life outside is too tiring and not suitable for you."
"Tired, meow!" the princess was furious, she stretched out her paw and slapped the glass, "I want to go out! I want to be free! I want to run on the grass and show my beauty to countless pets!"
Xiao Biao acted as if he hadn't heard of it, he raised his cat's head slightly, and looked at the street lamp not far away.
Under the dim light, a Samoyed walked alone in Yu Yu.
It's Medvedev, and it's slipping by itself again.
Xiao Biao frowned and jumped out of the window, ignoring the angry howl of the princess behind him, and ran straight towards Samoyed.
"Hey, Medvedev." Xiao Biao stopped Samoyed.
The Samoyed dog's tail is drooping, and the dog's head is slowly raised. The almond eyes are big and lifeless.
"What's the matter with you?" Xiao Biao wandered around the Samoyed, "I see that you are not energetic in the morning."
Samoyed flicked his tail irritably, turned his head and walked towards the southern area: "I didn't pay attention, I slipped across the boundary again, I'm going back now."
In the past, Samoyed didn't care about slipping into the North District at all. Although it was vulnerable to the North Elvis' attack as soon as it crossed the border, Samoyed was willing to fight.
But today is different, Samoyed has no energy and is too lazy to cause trouble.
"It's okay, I don't care about meow." Xiao Biao kicked his cat's legs twice, and walked side by side with Samoyed to the South District, "You are welcome to come to the North District to play often."
Xiao Biao originally planned to annex the southern district after he firmly secured the throne in the northern district. The best way for this annexation is to weaken the border between the northern and southern districts first, so pets in the southern district and the northern district can now occasionally go to the other party's territory Xiao Biao couldn't be more happy to see a stroll.
"Woof..." Samoyed responded in a low voice, totally lacking energy.
"What happened?"
"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" Under questioning, Samoyed's fragile spiritual defense collapsed, and he burst into tears.
Xiao Biao was taken aback, what's going on?
"My master, my favorite master..." Samoyed fell to the ground with a slap, his dog's paw thumping the ground, "He left me!"
"You were abandoned?!"
Samoyed glared at Xiao Biao: "How is it possible!"
Xiao Biao also felt that it was impossible, that Russian man Xiao Biao had met many times, although he was addicted to alcohol and always did outrageous things, it could be seen that the man really loved this Samoyed.
"Then he died?"
Samoyed was so angry that Xiao Biao gritted his teeth: "He was taken away by a group of people wearing thick black uniforms, holding shields in their hands, and carrying guns on their backs. Railing buzzing car."
"..."
Riot police?What the hell did this Russian guy do?Is he researching bombs at home?
Xiao Biao took a step back and decided to keep a distance from this Samoyed with a dangerous owner.
But the Samoyed rushed over suddenly, the dog's head pressed against Xiao Biao's weak cat, his tears mixed with his eyes, and Xiao Biao slid away: "How can I live as a dog, how can I live..."
"Nobody adopted you?" Xiao Biao struggled to get out from under Samoyed's dog's head, "Will the police uncle find a new owner for you?"
"Bah!" Samoyed spit thick phlegm into the sky, "I only have Yuri as my master."
"His name is Yuri, meow." Xiao Biao took another two steps back, his name was so overbearing, Xiao Biao was a little scared.
"There's still a lot of vodka at home, let's go!" Samoyed stretched out his claws to grab Xiao Biao, "Today we brothers will not return if we are not drunk!"
"..."
Xiao Biao turned around and wanted to run: "I still have something to do, let's wait another day."
"Wow, woof, woof, woof." Samoyed got angry, "Are you not treating me as a friend!"
Xiao Biao wondered, when did we become friends?
"Come on, little chubby cat, I see you look sad too, let's drink away our worries!" The Samoyed dog put his paw on Xiao Biao's shoulder, and began to talk about his dubbed voice again, "Dear Darling For God's sake, Varish, you're with me tonight, and I have good caviar, flown in from Russia, that cats love."
Hearing that there was something delicious, Xiao Biao hesitated for a moment, anyway, he wanted to go out to relax tonight.
Licking his mouth, Xiao Biao meowed: "You are in a bad mood, I'll just accompany you, are we all brothers?"
Xiao Biao followed Samoyed back to the Russian man's villa.
Samoyed took out a bottle of wine from the refrigerator with ease, sat down on the edge of the sofa, held the body of the bottle with his front paws, bit the cap with his dog's mouth, and unscrewed it with a snap.
"Dog born..." Samoyed took two sips and handed the wine to Xiao Biao.
Xiao Biao licked his mouth and took a sip.
A cat and a dog drank together until the sky turned pale.
Xiao Biao killed two cans of caviar, three boxes of canned dog food, two bags of potato chips, and a Russian sausage.
Satisfied with food and drink, Samoyed slumped on the ground with the smell of alcohol all over his body, Xiao Biao walked away from the villa in a confusing catwalk and walked home.
"Meow ow meow ow ow, meow ow meow ow!" Xiao Biao came downstairs of his house, walking on tiptoe and singing.
At this time, Lin An should be making breakfast, and Xiao Biao can eat a boiled egg.
Zai Zai followed the drainpipe to the window in a daze, climbed up the window with great effort, turned over, and entered the room.
"Where are you going crazy again? Why do you smell like alcohol?" Lin An reached out and picked up Xiao Biao, who was drunk into a ball of water, and put it on the sofa, "Gege left early, I have to go out too, darling Stay at home, forget it... You won't listen to me anyway, the can is opened, and I left boiled eggs for you."
After Lin An explained, he hurriedly put on his coat and left the house.
Xiao Biao shook his head, got off the sofa, and jumped onto the dining table twice.
Strangely enough, there is only one boiled egg, and there is no grid breakfast.
Oh yes, just now Lin An said that Princess left early today.
Xiao Biao ate the boiled eggs in twos and twos, jumped off the table, and habitually ran to his carton.
As a routine, I sit with my baby before going to bed every day.
It was only when Xiao Biao came to the front of the cardboard box that he realized that it was still the offer?All the treasures were snatched by that black-hearted little vampire girl.
Feeling sad, Xiao Biao sighed.
It's okay, at least there is one gold-touching talisman necklace left.
Stepping into the cardboard box, Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to lift the blanket.
"Meow?"
Before lifting the blanket, Xiao Biao keenly noticed that the touch under his butt was not right.
Round and hard, it seems to be my own pearl.
Blinking the cat's eyes, Xiao Biao lifted the blanket.
The first thing that catches the eye are two golden gold coins, followed by the round pearl, and continuing to flip down, it is the gold-touching talisman.
"..."
Xiao Biao was suddenly a little angry.
Greg didn't take it?
Said it all to her.
Then what does she use to pay the bus fare?
Xiao Biao's paws rubbed the blanket, and as he rubbed it, Xiao Biao's eyes slowly widened.
Yo Ho, there is one more thing.
The extra thing that Stretch Claws took out was a gray pompom chain, which looked familiar.
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