I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Alaska frowned, what is this mother Teddy laughing at?

"This way." The little kingfisher led Alaska, and sat down on the edge of another picnic cloth next to the Teddy brothers, "Don't be restrained, just be casual, just like returning to your own home."

Alaska rolled his eyes and sat down arrogantly.

Huskies and Samoyeds followed closely behind.

The husky dog ​​was angry, and muttered: "Next time I come, I will bring the master's diamond ring!"

Xiao Biao’s small trumpet sounded in the distance: “Husky, congratulations—a broken stone that is as stupid as a husky randomly picked up by the roadside! Beautiful and noble Samoyed, congratulations—Russia that is as precious, elegant, intelligent and restrained as Samoyeds A piece of amber!"

Samoyed wagged his tail and sat down on the edge of the picnic blanket, still uninspired.

As time went by, most of the pets in the South District had crossed the bridge, and the picnic blankets on the grass gradually filled up, and a pile of congratulatory gifts gathered by the bridge.

Xiao Biao stood at the end of the bridge, looking at the other side.

The Southern Rabbit Emperor is coming.

On the south bank of the bridge, Nantuhuang stood on the head of the black-backed dog, the rabbit's eyes were as red as burning fire.

"Are you ready?" Nan Tuhuang turned his head and looked behind him.

The black-faced pug was carrying a red cotton cloth roll, panting and running towards this side.

"Why did you suddenly ask me to go home and get this?" The pug threw down the cotton roll, stretched out his paws, and wiped the sweat from the folds of his neck.

"Extraordinary!" The tail on the back of Nantuhuang's buttocks pouted, and a piece of black bean shit fell silently onto the black-backed head.

The black back didn't respond, but the pug who had been looking at Nan Tuhuang stiffened for a moment. Fortunately, the black face was Pug's protective color, and Nan Tuhuang didn't notice his abnormality.

"Lay the bunk." Old Jingba stood up, "It's our turn!"

Four crows covered the bridge with red cotton cloth in their mouths.

Xiao Biao rubbed his eyes, and saw Nantuhuang on the other side of the bridge move.

Nantuhuang waved his claws: "Let's go!"

Mighty.

In the lead are ten small parrots with colorful ribbons in their mouths. The parrots are flying up and down, creating the illusion of flying colorful flags.

At the head of Caiqi, the old Jingba walked in the front. It walked slowly, and the walnuts in its mouth were chattering non-stop.

Behind Jingba, Ba Ge held a small fan in his hand, took a step, turned his head, and looked at Nantu Huang standing behind him on Heibei's head, with a pious posture.

"Lack of a sunshade." Nantuhuang stretched out his paws in the air and pointed, and there was a young eagle cub with a big sunflower in its mouth, flying on Nantuhuang's head step by step. Block out the sun.

The black back under Nan Tuhuang's body was expressionless, and his steps were steady, very cool.

Behind the black, followed by a long line, they are the highlight of the pets' journey northward in the southern district.

Kittens and dogs of various breeds lined up in a long line. Unlike the pets crossing the bridge in front, this row of cats and dogs were all small pets, and all of them were holding things in their hands.

On the north bank of the bridge, Xiao Biao tiptoed to look carefully, and found that the rows of cats and dogs were holding pet food.

Dog food, canned cat food, small sausages, teething sticks, goat milk powder, dried apples, Polygonum japonica...

Xiao Biao looked back at the picnic cloth on the grass behind him. There were only dry biscuits and a few melon seeds on it.

The pets from the southern district basically didn't move their mouths, and the most joyous ones were the hungry stray animals in the northern district.

In front of the fat squirrel, a large piece of melon seed shells had already been piled up.

Xiao Biao was a little unhappy, and turned to look at Ye Dad.

Ye Dad will be very happy now, sitting on the big rock that symbolizes power, squinting his eyes and licking his little hands proudly.

"Do they bring these food every time they come?" Xiao Biao leaned against the stone and asked Wild Father.

Ye Dad stopped licking his hands and turned to look at the bridge.

After seeing the row of food, Ye Dad was obviously angry: "It was the same way last time, so I used some leftovers to abduct several of my generals!"

Xiao Biao touched his chin, thinking.

The enemy is very powerful.

If the food in that water crossed the bridge, the wonderful venue carefully arranged by him would immediately be overshadowed by the food.

At that time, the right to speak will fall into the hands of Nantuhuang.

Absolutely not.

"What to do, what to do..." Xiao Biao narrowed his eyes, "It seems that we have to use the trump card."

Turning his head, he gave Miss Mermaid a color.

The mermaid lady nodded, supported the wheelchair with both hands, and walked to the edge of the bridge.

Then with an acceleration, the two wheels of the wheelchair turned, bringing a gust of wind.

Nantuhuang has already passed the gazebo and will be there soon.

It was too late, but soon, Miss Mermaid rushed onto the bridge.

"Ahhh, the brakes are broken!" Miss Mermaid screamed and rushed towards Nantuhuang.

The old Jingba who took the lead was the first to be hit by a wheelchair and fell into the water.

Pug dodged nimbly and barely avoided the wheelchair attack, but Miss Mermaid waved Pug violently and slapped Pug into the water.

The wheelchair continued unabated, and ran straight into the black back.

The black back is dumbfounded, it possesses its body, baring its teeth, trying to bump into the wheelchair.

The fangs protruded from its mouth, with horribly sticky dog ​​saliva.

Miss Mermaid trembled in fright, and instinctively felt that she would not be able to hit it, so she hurriedly hit the target, and swiftly dodged the black back: "Whose stupid dog, stay away, I almost hit it!"

Miss Mermaid passed over the black back, and the chair turned in the same direction, with her back facing the cats and dogs carrying food, and she reversed the car rapidly.

Accelerate and reverse again.

There was the sound of splashing into the water, and countless cats and dogs fell into the pool.

"How bold you are!" Nantu Huang was furious. It stood on the black-backed head, turned its black back, and faced Miss Mermaid. The rabbit paw pointed at the mermaid, "Second brother, bite her!"

The black back bared its teeth.

Miss Mermaid reversed the car again, shouting loudly: "Whose dog bit someone, didn't it mean that any dog ​​that bites someone must be euthanized?!"

Back away while talking.

Heibei didn't care and ran towards Miss Mermaid.

Miss Mermaid retreated all the way to the gazebo: "What's the matter today, come out to bask in the sun, why are there so many pets? This community is not allowed to live in! I'm going to find the property to complain to these owners!"

Miss Mermaid pretends to be human seriously.

On the other side of the bridge, Xiao Biao held up the trumpet and shouted: "Calm down, Nantuhuang, don't think about yourself, but also think about the black-backed brother who sits on your crotch. A dog that bites someone can't be kept in the community." !"

Nantuhuang was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao was still shouting: "Heibei is about to be expelled from the community! Nantuhuang, who has no military support, is the throne still secure?!"

Heibei had already jumped in front of Miss Mermaid, Nan Tuhuang quickly pulled the dog's ears, Heibei stopped, still bared his teeth, and kicked Miss Mermaid fiercely.

Pug in the water scratched his nose with a strange expression on his face, why, that thing is a human?Although it looks like a human in a wheelchair, doesn't it say that it is an ancient pet breed?

Miss Mermaid conscientiously pretended to be a human, with a face that was extremely afraid of dogs, turned the wheelchair, and went to the depths of the South District.

There is a side door in the south area, she can go out from there.

"Why did a human come in here?" Nan Tuhuang turned to ask the military adviser, Mr. Qiao.

Joe San was not seen.

Mr. Qiao is digging in the water, his old arms and legs, he will not be able to dig.

"Save the pet." Flying in the air, the little eagle cub threw away the sunflower used for sunshade.

The dazzling sunlight shone on Nantuhuang's body, and it was dazzling white in the sunlight.

"It's too much to bully the rabbit!" Nantu Huang's eyes were scarlet.

Xiao Biao continued to shout with a loudspeaker: "Save the cat first, the dogs know how to plan!"

"Save the cat first." The kitten flew to a Siamese cat that was flapping in the water and was about to sink, grabbed it with its claws, and lifted the Siamese cat out.

"Move, dogs, save the little cats around you." Xiao Biao shouted vigorously, and he turned his head to look behind him, "Warriors in the North District, friends in the South District are in trouble, can we stand by and watch?! "

"Impossible!" Xiaocui waved your wings and lowered your voice, "But I'm too young to save you."

"You can shout and cheer." Xiao Biao hated that iron could not be made into steel.

"Come on! Come on!" the little kingfisher shouted at the top of his voice.

In the water, Mr. Qiao had lost his strength. He kicked his legs one last time, and the dog's head surfaced, "Don't just save the cat, the old dog should take care of it too!"

Xiao Biao saw Mr. Qiao, thought for a while, and turned around to look behind him.

Except for the yellow bald cat Aha, most of the pets who came to the North District this time were foreign aid.

Pigeons exchanged for "golden millet", female teddy in exchange for "beautiful men", seven or eight squirrels exchanged for "melon seeds casually", and Xiao Biao who came to support out of family affection Cat mother, and her cat brothers who can't count.

A brave dog, no.

Except for the female Teddy, all the dogs present here are from the Southern District.And these dogs in the southern district, after sitting down, all lay down steadily, with faces of watching a play for entertainment, Xiao Biao couldn't order them, and Nan Tuhuang forgot to order them for a while.

Xiao Biao closed his eyes, recalling the highlight moment when he was still a human being.

He once saved many people with his excellent swimming skills.

Now, he has become a cat.

It's time to usher in the highlight moment of cat life again.

"Old Jingba is sinking." Samoyed walked to Xiao Biao's side at some point, staring at the water with the dog's eyes, "It can no longer come to my house to steal canned dog food."

"Heh." Xiao Biao glanced at Samoyed, "Lengbo!"

After saying this word, Xiao Biao jumped into the water.

Xiao Biao's cat body shuttled through the koi pond like a fish, saving one and another.

The cats were pushed ashore one by one, and old Jingba Qiaosan also received preferential treatment from Xiao Biao because of his old age and infirmity, and became the first dog to be rescued ashore.

"Your man." Mr. Qiao panted heavily, "You are a good boy."

"Don't brag, let's brag together later." Xiao Biao stopped Mr. Qiao from speaking, turned his head and entered the water again.

In a blink of an eye, all the pets in the water had been rescued.

Among them, two dogs swam to the shore by themselves, three cats were brought up by Little Eagle, and the rest were rescued by Xiao Biao.

Nantuhuang stood on the bridge with heavy eyes.

There was a gurgling sound, and the pug had already climbed onto the bridge: "Devil King, I'm rushing, we've been tricked."

Nan Tuhuang folded his arms and his face was gloomy.

"All the food fell into the water." Pug stretched out his paws and dug out the pool water hidden in the crease of his neck. "Why don't we come back another day, let's go back today?"

Nantuhuang turned his head to look at the north bank. On the rocks and grass on the bank, there were countless drowning pets in the southern district.

That shameless Xiao Biao civet cat bent down and kissed each of them.

"That's artificial respiration." Pug explained Nan Tuhuang's doubts.

"You can't go!" Nan Tu Huang stomped his feet fiercely.

The black back under it frowned, and its head hurt from being stomped on.

Pug picked the water in his nose: "The food is gone..."

"You can't go!" Nan Tuhuang sneered, his red eyes were the same color as the devil's, "Going now is showing weakness."

Pug lowered his head and secretly rolled his eyes.

Xiao Biao stood on the shore, and while he was licking the water off his body, he stared at Nan Tuhuang with a good eye.

"Ah!" Xiao Biao screamed.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Cui immediately flew over with concern.

Xiao Biao stretched out his trembling cat paws and pointed at Nantuhuang, his voice was distorted with jealousy: "Why, it's just a rabbit... why!"

On the bridge, Nan Tuhuang stretched out his claws, slapped his snow-white belly, and took out a mobile phone: "What if the food falls into the water? I'll order takeaway!"

Nantuhuang is also a man with pockets!

That made Xiao Biao unable to ask for it, and dreamed of it.