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On the bridge, the seven Teddy brothers were lined up in a "herringbone" shape, tap dancing and moving forward slowly. Suddenly, they heard the inquiry that pierced the eardrums, and the seven curly-haired little Teddy's footsteps became messy.

After a brief panic, the Teddy Seven brothers quickly adjusted their state.

After all, they are trained Teddy. Walking, sitting, and holding claws are their special skills. How can they be frightened by the meowing of a tweeter?

Xiao Biao stood at the end of the bridge, looking at the neat dance steps of the Teddys, and was amazed. Aren't the Seven Teddy Brothers useless?

In a blink of an eye, the Teddys had already reached the bridge, and Xiao Biao stopped in front of the Teddy Seven Brothers, showing no intention of giving way.

Just when Teddy was about to bark, Xiao Biao raised the loudspeaker again, meowing and shouting: "Welcome the Teddy Seven Brothers!"

After shouting this sentence, Xiao Biao put the horn behind his back, stretched out his claws to take a small white daisy on the stone beside the bridge, and stretched out his claws to pin the small daisy to the head of the leading dog Teddy.

"This is a gift from the North District."

The leading brother Teddy was disdainful, and stretched out his claws to reach the daisy, wanting to pick it off.

Xiao Biao picked up another one and put it on for Teddy's second brother: "This daisy still has morning dew on it. This is the most beautiful mother in the North District - Teddy - when the sun rises, bathe After cleansing, go deep into the flower bed, and pick it after concentrating on praying.”

Xiao Biao deliberately stretched the word Mu Teddy long.

Dogs like Teddy go into heat 365 days a year, and when they get emotional, they don't let go of the atmosphere, let alone the most beautiful female Teddy.

When Teddy's second brother heard this, he really didn't reject it, and even lowered his head, asking Xiao Biao to wear it for him.

Brother Teddy, who was stretching his legs and wanted to pick off the daisy, paused for a moment. His paw finally reached the daisy, and instead of picking it off, he straightened it up.

Xiao Biao smiled, and put flowers on Teddy's seven brothers one by one.

After putting on the flowers, Xiao Biao continued to smile: "What gift do you want to give mother Teddy?"

"Return gift bark?" Brother Teddy frowned. They are here to perform in line today, so where can they bring a return gift.

"It doesn't matter if you don't bring it." Xiao Biao sighed, "Mother Teddy didn't plan to return the gift at first, but I just asked in passing. I thought, this gift will come and go. There is a reason to continue dating..."

Brother Teddy scratched his head.

"This time the pets from the South District come to the North District to socialize, isn't it for everyone to make good friends in the future?" Xiao Biao earnestly said, "Mother Teddy has prepared the same daisy for the seven of you, but in our North District, a mother Teddy Di can only correspond to one male Teddy, and I was thinking, if the seven of you have different gifts in return, the female Teddy may be able to identify which one of you is more suitable for her based on the gift..."

Halfway through Xiao Biao's words, Teddy Lao Qi had already reached out and pulled off his dog nameplate, and threw it in front of Xiao Biao with a thud: "Help me bring it."

Teddy's seventh brother really frightened its six brothers by making such a move.

You must know that such things as nameplates are extremely important to pets.

The nameplate has been with them since birth, with their precious names written on them, and even more precious - the owner's phone number.

Toys can be changed every month, and food can be renewed every day, but the nameplate is something that will accompany you for a lifetime.

Teddy Laoqi held his dog's head high, feeling very proud.

It knew that its brothers would not give up the nameplate to compete with it, because they had never seen that female Teddy.

If you haven't seen it, you don't know its charm.

Recalling the dewy love yesterday evening, Teddy's old seven's buttocks tightened.

The female Teddy is a rare black-haired Teddy, and it has a hooked dog shape on its hot tail.After appreciating the majesty of Teddy's seventh son, the mother Teddy lightly swept the curly black dog hair on her forehead, and the deep dog's eyes were full of vicissitudes of life: "You go back first, I will return to you." I have to pick the flowers."

"What are you picking flowers for?"

"Give it to another dog tomorrow."

"Other dogs?" Teddy's old seven felt sour in his heart.

"Heh." The black eyelashes were curled, and the dog's heart was tickling, "Why do you take it seriously when you are playing in the world."

Teddy Seventh is still immersed in memories, and its six brothers have already started picking things from their bodies, some untied the bows around their necks, and some plucked a bunch of tender hair under their stomachs...

But no one gave it more sincerely than Teddy Lao Qi.

Little Kingfisher led the Teddy Seven brothers into the arena.

Xiao Biao picked up the loudspeaker again: "It is important to know each other in life, so why spend more money than money, may the friendship between the South District and the North District last forever! Seven Teddy brothers, the boss, a bunch of dog hair! The second child, a bow with a broken edge! The third child , a piece of chewing gum randomly snapped off on the boardwalk!"

All the way to Teddy's Seventh, Xiao Biao's voice became excited: "Teddy's Seventh, a precious nameplate hand-carved on a silver dog chain!"

The sound of the horn was turned up to the maximum, even standing on the other side of the koi pond, it could be heard clearly.

The Nantuhuang stood at the head of the bridge and looked towards the other side. The crown was crooked. It stretched out its hand and used its small claws to support it. It turned its head and looked at its military adviser, the nine-year-old old Jingbaqiao with a puzzled expression: "Three Father, what's the matter?"

The old Jingba dog's mouth was squirming, and a stunned sound came out of its mouth. Hearing Nan Tuhuang asking himself, the old Jingba spit out two walnuts in his mouth, and raised his dim old eyes: "This is called roll call!" , Whoever gives more presents will have more face."

"What gift?!" Nan Tuhuang jumped in front of Old Jingba angrily, picked up two walnuts with halazi from the ground, and stuffed them back into Lao Jingba's mouth with a clatter, "Are we going to give gifts? We are going to provoke, trample and insult them!"

"Ugh..." Old Jingba still wanted to speak, but Nan Tuhuang pressed his dog's mouth tightly, "Go and plate your walnuts!"

Xiao Biao was still standing at the head of the bridge, another wave of pets had already come up on the wooden bridge, and they were menacing.

Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and nodded: "Alaska, Husky, Samoyed."

Yo, it's a combination.

Sleigh three fools.

The three sledges were walking on the bridge, among them was the majestic Alaska, followed by the husky who kept looking around, and the Samoyed, who was obviously in a bad mood, with his tail drooping behind his buttocks.

Alaska stopped a few steps away from Xiao Biao. The hair on its body was extremely smooth. When the wind blew by, its hair tail fluttered gently, like a dog standing on the top of the peaks with fluttering coats. heroes.

Alaska looked at Xiao Biao, and Xiao Biao looked at Alaska.

Just like this stalemate, after a while, Alaska raised his head and pointed at the sky: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

As soon as it yelled, the husky behind it immediately became excited, and suddenly it lay on its back on the ground: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

After howling, the husky rubbed his body on the bridge, rubbed the dog's head under Samoyed's face, looked at Samoyed foolishly and said, "It's your turn to bark."

"Woof." Samoyed called out, very perfunctory.

"What are they doing?" The little kingfisher flapped its wings and flew to Xiao Biao's side.

"Demonstration." Xiao Biao stretched out his hand and turned on the loudspeaker, turning it into playback mode.

Then raised the loudspeaker.

"Steamed buns, deep-fried dough sticks, big ballast porridge!"

Xiao Biao was startled, retracted the loudspeaker, quickly switched to another gear, and raised the horn again.

Right this time.

The sound of wind and rain was transmitted along the horn.

Alaska on the bridge held its dog's head high and looked at Xiao Biao with disdain.

In the horn, the sound of thunder was followed by the wind and rain, and after the sound of thunder, there was a roar of tigers.

In the torrential rain, under the lightning and thunder, a fierce tiger stared fiercely at its prey, and this sound came from the speaker.

It was transcribed by Xiao Biao from the documentary.

Alaska frowned, and it bent down, staring at Xiao Biao with hostility.

The husky was still lying on the ground looking around, as if it hadn't heard anything from the loudspeaker just now.

Samoyed was the one who reacted the most. He bounced up, stepped back several steps, and stared at Xiao Biao vigilantly.

Xiao Biao shook the horn in his hand, pointed at his little meow again, and changed his painting style: "Welcome, welcome! Warmly welcome!"

Alaska bared his teeth and was a little confused.

Xiao Biao stood on tiptoe and looked at the south bank: "As a group, how many minutes is it estimated to take you to cross the bridge?"

No pet responded to Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao pursed his mouth, and Alaska stood still in front of him, which was really annoying: "Alaska dog, I know you have a heart for attention, but you can't occupy the entire stage by yourself? Give it to the two behind you A dog has a chance, don’t just show off, okay? Look at that husky, you let the husky roll on the ground, but you are playing handsome in front, you are not the same owner? Are you fighting for the owner with the husky at home? Attention, so you eat all the delicious food at home? Did you secretly scold the huskies for being stupid with the master behind your back?"

Hearing this, Alaska frantically wagged his tail, ready to pounce.

The husky lying on the ground turned around, stretched out its claws and stabbed Alaska's buttocks: "You are with the master, calling me stupid behind my back?"

"Are you stupid!" Alaska turned his head and stared at Husky, "We are not the same master!"

"..."

Husky withdrew his paw and stopped talking.

Standing at the head of the bridge, Xiao Biao turned his head and whispered to the little kingfisher next to him, "Record it, even the three idiots in the sledge have different IQs."

The little kingfisher nodded: "Remember it."

Xiao Biao looked at Alaska: "Even Teddy gave a gift, didn't you bring a gift?"

After a pause, Xiao Biao said again: "I see, although you all live in villas in the southern district, your family circumstances must be different. Teddy's family can raise seven, and your family can only raise one of you. Tsk Tsk tsk..."

"You vagrant from the North District, how dare you speak so shamelessly!" After all, Alaska is also considered the three sledgehammers. Although they are stronger than huskies, they don't seem to be much stronger.

Alaska raised a dog's paw, and there was a thin golden dog bracelet on the dog's paw.

In the morning light, the bracelet glistened, and Alaska looked terrified.

"It's very precious." Xiao Biao salivated greedily.

Xiao Biao's expression seemed to scratch at an unknown corner of Alaska's heart. He tore off the dog's bracelet and threw it to Xiao Biao neatly.

Xiao Biao raised the trumpet: "Incomparably handsome, unparalleled in bravery, Alaska, where the wind blows dog hair without disturbing, 24K pure gold, a gold silk bracelet!"

After throwing the bracelet in Alaska, he also forgot that he was sculpting on the bridge, and walked to the North District with his head held high.

The little kingfisher led it to the table.

Once you get off the bridge, you will see the grass covered with clean picnic cloths.

There is a large piece of grass, with a total of seven or eight tablecloths spread out, and some snacks are placed on each tablecloth.

The Teddy Seven brothers, who came one step earlier than Alaska, had already sat down at the front of the picnic cloth.

Among them, the seventh Teddy is hugging a black-haired female Teddy.

The mother Teddy crossed her legs and turned her head to look at Alaska at the moment: "Oh."