I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Xiao Biao lowered his voice, intentionally ambiguous the words after "I think the princess..."

The little squirrel scratched its ears, and looked sideways at Xiao Biao.

What did the eldest prince just say?

The squirrel was very simple and honest, and asked, "What's wrong with the princess?"

"Didn't you hear that?" Xiao Biao responded casually. He turned his head and looked at the window behind him. The curtain was raised, and the puppet cat stuck the glass window through the curtain, and put on a listening pose. Xiao The voice of the sign was a little louder, "Brother Squirrel, don't doubt your ears, you heard it right, that's what I meant."

"..."

The squirrel scratched his head.

"Who do you think is better, Siam or Muppet?" Xiao Biao cleared his throat and threw out a trap.

Squirrel didn't think about this question at all, and couldn't help scratching his ears: "I think... I think..."

"What?!" Xiao Biao yelled suddenly, his acting skills were flamboyant and embarrassing, "You think Siam is better?!"

The squirrel blinked: "No..."

"Okay, I get it, you don't have to be nervous." Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and patted the squirrel's head, "It's not just you, many pets think so, I understand."

The squirrel wanted to explain, but didn't know how to explain for a while, so it kept silent and continued to scratch its ears and cheeks.

"Do you eat melon seeds?" Xiao Biao suddenly changed the subject.

The squirrel's eyes lit up: "Eat, eat, eat."

"I'll bring it for you tomorrow night." Xiao Biao jumped off the window sill, "It's an appointment, see you here at this time tomorrow night."

"Okay, okay." The squirrel also jumped down, its mind was full of melon seeds for tomorrow, and instantly threw aside Xiao Biao's boring questions, "I am very happy to chat with you."

As the night fell, Xiao Biao went home along the drain pipe.

Gege had finished his homework and went to bed early, while Lin An was holding the computer, frowning and looking up something.

Usually under such circumstances, Xiao Biao would jump onto Gege's bed, lie down at the foot of the bed, cover the corner of the quilt, and sleep with his eyes closed.But because Xiao Biao did something sorry for Gege in the early hours of this morning, he didn't want to face Gege.

But the activities of Pan Baobao cannot be stopped every day.

Tiptoed into Ge Ge's bedroom, Xiao Biao dragged the cardboard box to the hall.

The cardboard box scraped the floor, and the contents inside made a crisp crashing sound.

Xiao Biao was very distressed.

Its big pearls, big touch gold charms, and big gold coins are all in the box.

After thinking for a while, Xiao Biao pushed the cardboard box to the nearest corner, jumped into the box with his tail cocked, and began to check his treasure.

The pearls were still as round and smooth as ever, the gold coins were particularly alluring in the dark night, and the faint luster that had been extinguished by touching the gold talisman recovered a little.

After the inspection, Xiao Biao lay down on his stomach in the cardboard box, hugged the big pearl with his paws, touched the gold amulet on his pillow, smelled the gold coins, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

The night was very quiet, and one could vaguely hear the sound of Lin An typing on the keyboard next door.

Ge Ge who was lying on the bed opened his eyes at some point, and looked curiously at Xiao Biao in the box by the wall.

three days later.

Xiao Biao stood by the koi pond with a wooden stick in his mouth, and wrote the data reported by the little kingfisher on the ground one by one.

"What are you writing so many names for?" Miss Mermaid sat in a wheelchair with a blanket on her knees, basking in the afternoon sun comfortably.

Xiao Biao's voice was indistinct because he was biting the wooden stick: "The fat squirrel and I sang the double reed outside the window of the princess's house for three days, and the princess was so angry that she wanted to hit the glass and jump out, but in the end it was useless. No."

After spitting out the wooden stick, Xiao Biao raised his little paw, and with a snap, he showed a sharp blade, and the sharp nail tip directly scratched the ground, which made recording much faster than holding a branch in his mouth.

Miss Mermaid knew that Xiao Biao was thinking about how to get the pets out of the house recently, so she asked, "Why didn't it work?"

Xiao Biao rolled his eyes: "The princess can't open the window."

"..."

The mermaid was silent for a while.

Then he grinned and burst into a loud, deafening laugh.

And as if laughter alone could not express her inner emotions, she thumped the tail of the wheelchair vigorously while laughing.

After laughing up to the sky, he lowered his head and smiled, shaking his head.

Hahahaha kept laughing.

Xiao Biao stopped what he was doing, and looked at Miss Mermaid with admiration: "This vital capacity is really worthy of a mammal in water."

"Is she crazy?" The magic voice pierced through the brain, making the fat squirrel standing not far away tremble, "Does she want to eat me?"

Xiao Biao stretched out his hand to summon the squirrel: "Come on, don't think about it being useless, memorize this list first."

"It can't memorize it." The little kingfisher fluttered its wings and looked contemptuous, "More than 300 pets, only my most powerful bird brain can memorize it."

"Only memorize five." Xiao Biao saw the fat squirrel shivering, stretched out his paw and patted the squirrel's shoulder, "I know you can do it!"

"Back..." Squirrel looked down at the five circles drawn by Xiao Biao on the ground, "I can't read."

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws at the little kingfisher: "Go!"

The little kingfisher sighed, and tapped its wings lightly on the squirrel's shoulder: "I will recite, and you will recite."

Here, the squirrel practiced reciting with the Kingfisher teacher, and Xiao Biao jumped onto the boulder.

Ye Daddy has been in a bad mood recently. He is lying on the stone with his cat face on the ground, his paws covering his head, and he looks like his head is about to explode due to a headache.

"Hey." Xiao Biao got down beside Ye Daddy, "I heard that you have visited many wild cats and dogs recently."

"Yeah." Father Ye covered his head with a headache, "On Monday, three dogs and six cats will come over."

After a pause, Father Ye sighed: "I know they are running around all day long to make ends meet, so I really shouldn't threaten them with fists, but..."

"But what?" Xiao Biao stretched out his antenna leg and started to lick it again, "Don't worry, I've arranged everything."

"Meow?" Father Ye's two fat paws finally retracted from his head, "Have you made all the arrangements?"

"It's just a bit expensive." Xiao Biao switched legs and continued to lick, "Slightly slightly."

"Money?" Wild Father sat up, and used his claws to dig out the pocket on his buttocks, "I don't have any money either."

"I know you have no money." Xiao Biao stopped licking his paws, and peeped at Ye Ye's pocket, "But even Miss Mermaid, she sponsored me a five-yuan steel coin yesterday, more or less mean……"

"..."

More or less mean.

Ye Daddy rummaged in his pocket again.

Xiao Biao looked away from Ye Daddy's pocket: "Don't turn over."

After Xiao Biao said this, he turned around and jumped under the big rock, and dug out a piece of cardboard and an aluminum basin from the grass, "If you have money, you can contribute money, if you can, I just want you to go out with Miss Mermaid .”

"Where are you going?" Father Ye looked at the cardboard board with doubts on his face.

It knows that there is a line written on the cardboard, but as a cat, it has no chance to go to elementary school and cannot read.

Miss Mermaid has already reached out to take the cardboard and aluminum basin from Xiao Biao. She looked down at the words written on the cardboard, her eyes sparkling: "Touch your ears for five cents, touch your butt for one yuan, and hold fat and tender claws for five cents." Yuan, tsk... it's so easy to get money."

Miss Mermaid stretched out her fingers and dug some mud on the ground, and then wrote under the cardboard board: "Touch your chest, ten yuan."

After finishing writing, I straightened my chest.

Feeling that something was wrong, he hurriedly reached into the dress and took out the shell.

This thing affects the feel a bit.

Xiao Biao jumped up and slammed his claws at Miss Mermaid's head: "Shameless! You are committing a crime! The police will be called!"

When Miss Mermaid heard the word police, her shoulders flinched.

Although she is no different from ordinary people after sitting in a wheelchair, after all, she does not have an ID card. In the past few days, Miss Mermaid has heard Xiao Biao and Little Kingfisher talking about a lot of human affairs, and she vaguely understands that the last person she can't provoke is the police uncle. .

"Be honest!" Xiao Biao angrily raised his fist at Miss Mermaid.

The mermaid lady clicked her tongue and stuffed the shells into her clothes again: "You can sell wild dads, why can't I sell them!"

Ye Daddy was a little unhappy when he knew what he was going to do.

Xiao Biao gave another psychological education: "I know you don't like human beings, but knowing yourself and the enemy can win every battle. This is a rare opportunity for you to get close to human beings and study their weaknesses!"

Ye father pinched his waist, thought, and thought for a while, then the little tongue stuck out from his mouth again.

Xiao Biao gave Miss Mermaid a good look, and Miss Mermaid stretched out her arms, and carried Ye Dad into the wheelchair.

After seeing off Ye Daddy and Miss Mermaid, Xiao Biao walked towards the outside of the North District with a small plastic bag of millet in his mouth.

The building next to the street in the North District lived in the target of Xiao Biao's visit.

The millet in his hand was a gift that Xiao Biao sneaked into Aunt Wang's house in the middle of the night and stole from her rice vat.

sunset, sunrise.

Day, day, day after day.

In a blink of an eye, the agreed day arrived.

It was a fateful Monday.

The sun slowly climbed up from the east, and the wind was still cold in the morning light.

By the koi pond, the upside-down willow branches sway with the wind, and the tips of the willow leaves cut through the water, creating ripples in circles.

Ye Dad squatted on the big rock that symbolized power, with a solemn and solemn cat face.

Its line of sight is looking at the Chishang bridge connecting the north and south districts.

Xiao Biao was nowhere to be seen at the moment.

Half an hour passed in the blink of an eye, and Ye Daddy was still maintaining the posture of the holy North Elvis, and there was finally movement from the South District.

A pet has crossed the bridge.

The first to pass the bridge were the Teddy Seven Brothers. Although they were bouncing and jumping, their pace was uniform.

Showing how well trained they are!

Ye Dad's small fists were behind his back, and his claws were faintly accumulating strength.

It fixedly looked at those Teddy, with a fierce cat face.

But it is so heroic, but it dare not turn around to look behind itself.

It is afraid, it is afraid of those old cats and old dogs who promised to come, and finally let it go.

Let the pigeons go, this is not the first time.

Ye Daddy clenched his little fist tightly.

"Let the pigeons go!" A long meow sounded from behind, and Ye Daddy's body shook, and then it heard countless flapping sounds of its wings.

"It's so dazzling!" Opposite the koi pond, Nan Tuhuang sat on the dog's head, covering his red eyes with a single paw, "What is that whiteness all over the sky?!"

As soon as the voice fell, a huge decibel electronic sound passed through the koi pond and came directly.

Xiao Biao held a big speaker in his hand, facing the koi pond: "Welcome, welcome! Warmly welcome!"

"Let us warmly welcome the comrades in the southern district, the pigeons are ready, let's go around the pond three times!"

The white dove in the sky made another clattering sound, circling along the pond for a while.

"The circle is over, the pigeons are back!" Xiao Biao stood at the bridge with a horn in hand, "Answer me! Is the Teddy Seven Brothers on the opposite side?!"

"answer me!"