I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

After Nan Tuhuang ordered the takeaway, he put his phone back into his pocket. Suddenly, the rabbit shuddered, and goosebumps ran down the base of its tail to the back of its head.

It was a feeling both strange and familiar.

Strange, because Nantuhuang has never met before, familiar, because this feeling is deeply engraved in its bones and blood.

The black-backed dog's head under his feet suddenly turned into a vast prairie. When he raised his head, there were vultures circling in the sky.

Yes, it is the feeling of ancient ancestors encountering natural enemies in the wild!

Nan Rabbit Emperor suddenly came back to his senses, turned around, stared, the red rabbit eyes met a pair of green cat pupils.

Those green cat eyes were full of jealousy, like a devil crawling out of the ground, crazy and cruel.

"Little civet cat." Nan Tuhuang shook his fur, the trembling feeling subsided, his three-petal mouth squirmed, his scarlet eyes gradually half-closed, bloodthirsty light emerged from the slits in his eyes, "How dare you look at me like this rabbit eyes."

As soon as Nantuhuang's words fell, Xiao Biao looked away.

Although Xiao Biao no longer looked at Nan Tuhuang's red eyes, he instead stared straight at Nan Tuhuang's stomach. If there was a sharp edge in his sight, Nan Tuhuang might have been disemboweled.

"Doudou..." Xiao Biao gritted his teeth.

Xiao Biao stared at Nantuhuang's stomach, and suddenly felt chilly. It covered its stomach with its short claws, and its tone became more and more fierce: "You are looking for death!"

Xiao Biao remained silent, all the ferocity on his face retreated, leaving only desolation.

God is so unfair.

"Your gaze is so deep!" The little kingfisher fluttered up and down beside Xiao Biao, "sorrowful and sentimental, just like longing for the dawn in the deepest night!"

Xiao Biao ignored the little kingfisher, raised the loudspeaker, adjusted his mood, and took a deep breath: "Let us warmly welcome Nantuhuang!"

After saying this, Xiao Biao plucked a piece of grass at his feet with his claws, and walked towards Nantuhuang with the grass: "This is our pets in the entire North District. It took a week and spent countless efforts to care for you. Prepared, crispy, fresh, tender and extremely tender!" A piece of rabbit grass!"

Nan Tuhuang stared, do you think I'm blind?

This grass is obviously freshly harvested!

Xiao Biao looked innocent.

Nan Tuhuang took a deep breath, reserved, reserved!

Then it raised its chin proudly: "I don't eat weeds."

Xiao Biao had a simple and honest face, scratching his head with his claws, and his voice was extremely hypocritical: "You come from a noble family, so naturally you don't like the weeds in my hands, but I thought, wouldn't it be strange if there are so many people? The etiquette is light and the affection is heavy, you are a self-cultivated person, will you still refuse to accept it? This is the heart of the entire North District."

Nantuhuang frowned, raised his eyes to look at the shore, there were indeed many eyes in Qiji.

Looking at the weeds again, there was a small white flower blooming on the tip of the grass.

Maybe……

It really took all the pets in the North District a week and countless painstaking efforts to take care of the flower.

After deliberating for a moment, Emperor Nantu reluctantly stretched out his claws.

Xiao Biao stood on tiptoe, supported Heibei's neck with one paw, raised the other paw high, and handed the weeds to Nantuhuang.

I complained in my heart: eat it, I just finished spraying pesticides.

The weeds were placed in Nantuhuang's little paws. Nantuhuang held up the weeds, shone them on the sun, thought for a while, and put the weeds into his pocket.

Xiao Biao watched the Nantuhuang use its pocket with ease at such a close distance, and his green eyes suddenly became treacherous. In order to calm himself down, Xiao Biao put his claws behind his back and clenched them into fleshy flesh. His little white fist, and the nails in the pads pricked him without realizing it.

A cat's heart, sour and astringent, like a lemon inside.

"Have fun with the people." Nan Tuhuang looked down at Xiao Biao, "You kitty, if you know how to give gifts, you are considered acquainted."

Xiao Biao had a smirk on his face, his eyes looked back and forth between Nantuhuang and the gifts from the southern district piled up by the bridge, implying Nantuhuang crazily.

Those replies have piled up so high that it's hard to ignore.

Nan Tuhuang was so angry that he ground his teeth. Is this kitty in the northern district poor and crazy?

After another mental construction, Nantuhuang reached into his pocket unwillingly, and took out a carrot from his pocket.

One piece of weed for one carrot, this little kitty made a lot of money.

Xiao Biao didn't think so, his face fell down with a slap, and he muttered in a voice that was not light or heavy: "The Alaska just now is really majestic and mighty! The bracelet is also so rare... It must have a high status in the southern district, but he should not be able to compare with Mr. Nantuhuang..."

Nantuhuang wanted to scream.

It also really screamed.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Xiao Biao was taken aback, and stared at Nantuhuang in a daze, could the rabbit's mouth be opened so wide?

After Nantuhuang screamed, he reached out his hand and took out his mobile phone from his pocket, clicked on the "Ugly Group" APP interface, and quickly returned the takeaway order he had just ordered.

Then put away the phone, picked up the carrot neatly, crunched it, and gnawed it, leaving only a radish tassel.

Picking up the radish tassels in his hand, he threw it towards Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao quickly dodges.

Nantuhuang pointed at Xiao Biao with his claws, and jumped angrily: "Second child! Bite him!"

The black back under Nantuhuang's feet was extremely obedient, and immediately rushed towards Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao was taken aback, the rabbit turned his face when he said it would.

Quickly turned around and ran, jumped to the side of the big tree two or three times, and after making sure that he was safe, he shouted at the wild father: "Can you beat this big wolf dog?"

The strength of Xiao Biao's fist has been increasing rapidly recently, but it is still not as good as Ye Daddy's.

The big black back under the tree usually doesn't make a sound at all. As the saying goes, a dog that bites doesn't bark, so it seems that it dares to kill.

Ye Daddy stood on the big rock that symbolized power, confused, he didn't understand how the plot reversed so quickly.

On the grass under the big rock, there is also a paper shell sign with the words "Friendship between the South District and the North District lasts forever".

"Can you beat it?" Xiao Biao asked again.

"It's very easy." The wild father quickly entered the state, raised his two small fists in front of his chest, eager to try, and his tone was firm and proud: "I will beat it all over the ground and call it Dad!"

Xiao Biao's adrenaline-fueled head immediately cooled down when he heard this answer. He looked at the wild father who was fighting, and his heart trembled.

"Stop! I'm just asking!"

"Huh?" The wild dad was puzzled like a boss.

"Friendship first! No! Yes! Hit!" Xiao Biao hurriedly stopped.

According to Xiao Bianlai's plan, after the north-south communication this Monday, relying on his excellent planning ability, his rule in the North District will be stable.

But at this time, the Nantu Emperor in the southern district went crazy, and his wild dad took over. If the wild dad can't beat the black back, it's fine. If you shape it, you will never be able to turn over in your life.

Xiao Biao's cat head was thinking rapidly, and black smoke faintly rose from the back of his head.

"Cat, come down!" Nan Tuhuang jumped on Heibei's head, his scarlet eyes were burning with destructive anger, "I want you to be a cat again!"

"I'm giving you a chance to show off your wealth, a carrot can't reflect your status..." Xiao Biao's head was full of smoke, but he didn't forget to speak seriously and forcefully.

"Slick tongue!" Nantuhuang has turned into a mad rabbit with anger, "You are just greedy, how could you be born in the North District? You are more greedy than the most greedy people in our South District!"

Xiao Biao blushed.

At this moment, the drenched old Third Master Jingbaqiao walked over slowly. He stood beside Heibei, lowered his voice, and said to Nantuhuang: "Devil King, we are nobles..."

"Yes, nobleman." Nan Tuhuang nodded frantically, "What's wrong?"

"Don't lose your worth." Mr. Qiao shook his head.

Nan Tuhuang stared, and wanted to jump down and stuff walnuts into Mr. Qiao's mouth, but he looked left and right, but there were no walnuts.

"It's been trading for more than half a year, and it fell into the pool." Third Master Qiao's aging dog's face was full of heartbreak, "I'm blind for nothing."

The little kingfisher flew over with fluttering wings, and whispered loudly to Xiao Biao: "I really feel sad for the Nantuhuang. It regards itself as a nobleman, but it doesn't have the dignity of a nobleman, and it is not even comparable to its subordinates...

Xiao Biao waved his fingers and answered, "It's nothing compared to Alaska, Teddy Seventh, Samoyed, short-legged Corgi..."

All the expensive pets that were given as gifts were reported in one go.

The husky not far away looked dissatisfied: "I will definitely bring the master's diamond ring next time."

"You mean I'm poor?!" Nantu Huang's fur exploded.

"No..." Xiao Biao glanced wildly, "It's not poor, it's just picking."

"Bah!" The Pug held its head high and stood on the other side of the Nantuhuang, echoing the Third Master Jingbaqiao, "You can continue to ask us for the reward given to you by our devil king? Tear your Face! I don’t know how much I weigh!”

Pug looked excited, his tail wagging violently.

It loves to tear pets away, but it doesn't dare to do so because of its lack of combat power, so it is obsessed with the feeling of standing next to Nantuhuang, and cherishes every opportunity that a fox can pretend to be a tiger.

As soon as the pug finished speaking, the atmosphere on the shore suddenly became awkward. Even if most of the pets in the North District were not high in IQ, they were depressed at the moment.

One by one was about to cry.

There are two types of pets in the South District, one is indifferent, and the other is Teddy Laoqi.

The black female Teddy stretched out her small fist and gave Teddy the seventh child: "Tell me, do you think so too? Just now you said you would take me to eat the most expensive dog food, did you..."

Teddy Lao Qi panicked, wishing he could press the pug on the ground and rub it: "Shut up your black mouth! Can you chatter?"

"Stop talking!" Nantuhuang said in a gloomy and cold tone.

"Devil King..." Qiao San slowly stretched out a claw and put it on Heibei's side, "Think about your five-year plan."

When Nantuhuang heard this, the rabbit's body trembled for a while, its tail pouted, and it was another bean shit.

Those who make big things don't stick to the small details.

Only by enduring what ordinary people cannot bear...

The Nantu Emperor turned around slowly, and showed a stiff smile at the pets behind him: "I came here this time to see how the pets in the North District are doing, and I want to... do my best, Help if you can..."

"That's right, that's what Nantuhuang meant." Xiao Biao on the tree quickly took over.

Third Master Qiao glared at Xiao Biao, "Here is too deep a routine."

Nan Tuhuang turned to look at Xiao Biao: "You still understand me the most. I, a rabbit, just have a soft heart, and I can't see others eating chaff and swallowing vegetables..."

"In our southern district..." Nan Tuhuang calmed down and was about to start poaching people to give a speech.

"Cut..." It was Husky who made the sneer.

Damn it, pig mate.

Nan Tuhuang's face froze, and he stretched out his hand and began to take out his pocket: "Thank you for the weeds that the pets in the North District gave me. This friendship will always be remembered in my heart..."

Xiao Biao saw that Nantuhuang was about to deliver something, so he quickly jumped down from the tree, pushed his buttocks away, pushed Pug away, and looked up at Nantuhuang's pocket.

Nan Tuhuang took out his pocket, and the blunt smile on his face gradually became sincere and enthusiastic.

Hmph, reptiles in the North District, let you see what a real rich rabbit is!

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Southern Rabbit Emperor: Mynameisrich!