I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

The yellow bald cat was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Xiao Biao who was throwing the bracelet: "Meow meow." What are you doing, bastard?

Because of the regional customs, "brickster" is an extremely insulting word in the North District.

When Father Ye heard this, he became angry immediately, and jumped off the rock.A mere bald cat, how dare he insult his own kitten like this? !

Xiao Biao stopped the furious wild father with his paws, and turned to look at the yellow bald cat: "Yes, that's my bracelet."

Before the yellow bald cat could react, Xiao Biao picked up the string again: "You are such a good cat, the virtue of picking up money is the most noble."

Yellow bald cat:? ? ?

Inexplicably received a compliment.

Xiao Biao walked steadily, and came to the front of the two cats: "You must have understood the military exercise on Monday."

The two bald cats immediately returned to the empty state and continued to pretend that they did not understand.

Xiao Biaomao smiled strangely: "I know what you are thinking, but I don't understand you. Are you satisfied with the spoiled food in the trash can and the dry cat food that humans donate?"

"Don't you yearn for freshly opened canned cat food and dried fish?!"

The yellow bald cat licked its mouth.

The eyeballs of the white bald cat were spinning around in their sockets.

"Next Monday, we will gather here not to fight against the South District, but to win the food we need to survive!" Xiao Biao stretched out a cat's paw and pointed to the sky.

"Why do those lazy bastards in the southern district who don't care about production get a lot of fish and meat every day?"

"We will bend them, make them tremble, and make their table ours!"

"Think about it..." Xiao Biao walked to the yellow bald cat, "Think about the rabbits in the southern district. I heard that the Southern Rabbit King even has a mobile phone, so you can order takeaway with your mobile phone!"

"Think about it again..." Xiao Biao walked behind the white bald cat, "Then if the phone becomes yours, you will eat Xiangxiao dried fish today, Guangdong dried fish every day, and Northeast dried fish the day after tomorrow."

The white bald cat stopped rolling its eyes and sneered: "You said it simply."

"It's easy to say, but difficult to do, yes." Xiao Piao nodded the cat's head, "But no matter how difficult it is, can it be harder than digging through the trash can? Sometimes the trash can can't find food for a few days, right?"

The muscles on the white bald cat's face trembled.

The yellow bald cat, Halazi, had already flowed to the ground.

"I'll stop there, you can come or not." Xiao Biao looked at the white bald cat with a sneer, "I know, your thinking is outdated, so you definitely won't come."

"But..." Xiao Biaomao turned his head and rushed towards the yellow bald cat, his tone suddenly became very amiable, "You are different, from the moment you picked up the money and returned my bracelet, I recognized you You are a good cat, you are smart, you know the trade-offs, you are firm and have faith, you are a rare and excellent cat."

The yellow bald cat was at a loss: "Am I that good?"

"It's just a pity that such a good cat like you doesn't cherish your cat companion who understands you." Xiao Biao reached out to wipe away the tears that didn't exist in the corner of his eyes, "I really can't bear to let your pearls get dusty."

After saying this, Xiao Biao turned around and ran to the koi pond, took out a big fat koi from the koi pond with a wave of his hand, ran to the yellow bald cat with its mouth in its mouth, and threw it at the yellow bald cat's feet with a clatter : "My friend, you deserve it."

The yellow bald cat's eyes lit up. There are not many cats in the community that can catch fish with bare hands. The yellow bald cat has not learned this skill.

"For me?" The yellow bald cat trembled slightly. Food, among stray animals, is such a precious thing.

I just insulted the strong little civet cat in front of me as a bastard, I really am not a good cat.

"Take it, this fish, I present you with noble character." Xiao Biao stretched out his hand and patted the yellow bald cat's shoulder, "I have very few friends, not because of anything else, but because I have a high vision and am very picky." , but you deserve my friendship, you are my lifelong friend."

"Friend..." The yellow bald cat's eyes turned red, "You are also my lifelong friend."

The white bald cat on the side:? ? ?

Xiao Biao turned to look at the white bald cat: "You go, I don't like you."

The white bald cat was dumbfounded, and after a while, it became angry, stretched out its claws to pat the ground, and stared at Xiao Biao.

The grass was slapped down, Xiao Biao frowned slightly: "Oh, no quality."

"Aw, meow, meow!" The white bald cat felt that it had suffered a great humiliation, bent over and was about to pounce, and the cat's eyes caught sight of the wild father standing behind Xiao Biao, and its nostrils, which had been enlarged due to anger, gradually returned to normal size.

He slapped the ground angrily, turned his head and walked away.

After walking two steps, the white bald cat found that the yellow bald cat hadn't followed, and became even more angry. He turned around and shouted at the yellow bald cat, "Aren't you going meow?"

The yellow bald cat pressed its paws on the koi's side, its face was full of excitement, it's good, it's full today.

He suddenly heard the white bald cat calling himself, and it hummed in response: "Wait for me."

After saying this, it bent down and picked up the koi.

At the critical moment, Xiao Biao patted the yellow bald cat on the shoulder with a paw, and said in a seductive tone, "Friend, do you know that good advice is hard to hear?"

The yellow bald cat was holding a fish in its mouth and couldn't speak, so it could only show doubts by tilting its head.

"Those who are close to vermilion are those who are red and those who are close to ink are black. When you make friends in the future, you still have to be careful." Xiao Biao turned his head and looked at the white bald cat with disgust, "There is no cat like this with a sense of collective honor. I really don't understand, like you How can such a noble cat make friends with it."

The yellow bald cat's face was a little red, and he glanced at the white bald cat with disgust.

"Monday, I'm here, waiting for you." Xiao Biao patted the yellow bald cat on the shoulder twice again.

The yellow bald cat nodded heavily on the cat's head twice.

Xiao Biao smiled in satisfaction.

Two bald cats, one yellow and one white, ran away.

Xiao Biao turned around, took a catwalk, and walked little by little towards the big rock that symbolized the pinnacle of power in the North District.

Walking to the stone, looking down at the water surface of the koi pond, Xiao Biao heaved a sigh of relief, and the two farmers with cat-paws fell on their buttocks and lay down in a well-behaved manner.

"You wronged Ah Heng." Ye Dad jumped onto the rock. "Ahum is a good friend. In the deepest winter, it will block the entrance of the cave with its body to block the cold wind, so that the injured Ahha in the cave can have a good rest."

Xiao Biao didn't turn his head, and looked directly at the weeping willows opposite the koi pond, and said in a casual tone: "Ah, who is it?"

"..."

Ye Dad finally realized what it was like to be speechless, he circled around Xiao Biao: "Ah Hum is that white-haired, slightly bald cat."

"En." Xiao Biao nodded slightly, with an inscrutable expression on his face.

"You should apologize to it."

Xiao Biao turned his head, the cat's face was full of shock.

Wild father, does he know what he's talking about?

Let the ruler apologize to the ruled?

After admitting the wrong ruler, can he still hold the power in his hand?Can you still get the love of the common people?Is there still majesty? !

What's more, he didn't do anything wrong today, so he didn't need to apologize.

Really...

Xiao Biao narrowed his eyes, his green eyes were gloomy and cold.

Ye Daddy is really a hindrance, when will he be able to grasp the rights of the North District into his cat's claws!

"What a powerful aura!"

Father Ye took two steps back suddenly, and looked at Xiao Biao in shock: "What happened just now? Why did I take two steps back involuntarily when I saw your eyes!"

Xiao Biao blinked his eyes, tilted his head suspiciously, then squinted his eyes again, staring at Ye Dad.

Father Ye meowed twice, then took another step back, turned the cat's head sideways, and covered his eyes with his paws: "That's it! That's it! This is an incomparably powerful aura!"

Xiao Biao sat up straight, scratched his chin with his paw, and looked confused: "Couldn't Ye Daddy be playing with himself?"

After thinking about it, Xiao Biao explained to Father Ye: "If you're lucky, Ah Heng and Ah Ha will come over on Monday."

"Meow?" Father Ye put down the cat's paw that blocked his face, "Really?"

"If you're unlucky, only Aha will come." Xiao Biao stretched his hind legs into aerial legs, sat on the rock, and began to lick his fur, "Liu Xiaolu... a cat doesn't... slightly... come, It's better than... a little bit... a little bit... two... a little bit...not coming... well... a little bit..."

Ye father pinched his waist, lost in thought.

Xiao Biao continued to lick his fur and said: "This time... Wei Wei... Aha is here... Wei Wei... next time... Aha, it will come again... Wei Wei... we will... Wei Wei... have a cohesive force ……slightly."

Ye Daddy, who was standing by the side, opened his mouth slightly, with a part of his pink tongue hanging out of his mouth, and the cat's face was still empty.

Thinking has always been Ye Daddy's weakness.

Xiao Biao continued to lick his cat's legs.

It's time for Gege to leave school, Xiao Biao temporarily returns the big rock symbolizing rights to Ye Dad, and goes home on tiptoe.

Before entering the house, Xiao Biao called the little kingfisher over and arranged a task for the little kingfisher.

"Pet census?" Little Kingfisher scratched his head, "But that's for civil servants. I'm a general, and so is General Zhennan."

"Aiqing is both civil and military."

Xiao Biao fooled around a few words and told the little kingfisher to go to work obediently, while he went home along the drainpipe.

A weekend has just passed, and there are still a few days before the next Monday agreed by Nantuhuang. Xiao Biao is going to take advantage of these few days to smooth out the pet system in the North District, so that he knows everything well.

The house is quiet.

No lights on.

Lin An went home early again. He sat on the sofa and made a phone call with a stagnant tone: "I've said it many times, I didn't handle the contract, I just went for the manager... Yes, it's me I signed it, but I... I'm going to resign... No, I won't admit it, I don't have that much money to compensate."

Lin An hung up the phone just in time to see Xiao Biao jumping in through the window.

He stared blankly at Xiao Biao for a while, then lay down on the sofa with his head in his hands.

It was very painful.

"..."

Xiao Biaomao looked at Lin An with a complicated face. He heard what Lin An just called.

How naive, can you deny the signed contract?

I don't know what mistake Lin An made, but I hope she won't be punished too badly, otherwise her canned cat...

Ah, canned cats!

"Big crisis meow!" Xiao Biao climbed onto the sofa in three steps at a time, scratching Lin An's hair with his paws, "Quickly tell me, what are you doing so stupid outside?!"

Lin An was scratched a few times by Xiao Biao, and suddenly straightened up, hugging Xiao Biao in his arms.

His chin rested on Xiao Biao's furry head, tears in his eyes: "Are you comforting me? Don't worry, I will take good care of you and Gege, even if it's..."

Even if there is no text behind.

Xiao Biao struggled a few times, but seeing how pitiful Lin An was, he stopped struggling. He stretched out his cat's paw, and patted Lin An's arm comfortingly.

"Meow, meow, man, you just have to grit your teeth and move forward!"