I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Lin An's spirit remained languid until Ge Ge came home from school, and he recovered a bit. He made dinner for Ge Ge and opened a can of cat food for Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao looked at the pork ribs stewed with beans on the dining table, and suddenly lost interest in the canned cat food in front of him.

After wandering around the table twice, Xiao Biao tentatively jumped onto the table.

In the past, Xiao Biao would sneak some breakfast at the table when Lin An wasn't around and Ge Ge didn't wake up in the morning, but today was the first time he jumped on the fragrant dining table in front of two humans.

Cat's Claw pointed to the fat ribs on the plate: "Meow Meow Meow." I want this.

Lin An looked at Xiao Biao in surprise, his eyes turned red again: "Little kitty is really full of spirituality."

No wonder it comforted me so much just now, it must have felt the pain in my heart, a cat with human nature is so nice.

Grid nodded, with a smug face: "That's right, our kitty is the smartest."

Then Gege stretched out his chopsticks, and picked up what Xiao Biao's cat's claw pointed to—the rib with the most meat with lightning speed.

I put it in my mouth and ate it with a creak.

"Meow meow meow!" Xiao Biao stared, Ge Ge dared to snatch the food!

Catpaw slapped the table.

Grid still had ribs in his mouth, so he began to laugh heartily, and the rice particles sprayed out: "The little cat is in a hurry."

Xiao Biao sneered, he didn't care about table manners, he stretched out his claws to grab another rib.

The pork ribs are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, exuding the aroma of soy sauce.

He hooked his paw twice, but he didn't hook it out because of a guilty conscience.

Lin An turned around and took out a small plate, and put it in front of Xiao Biao, and then he took a pair of clean chopsticks, picked up a rib and put it in the small plate.

Xiao Biao licked his paws that had been soaked in soup, his green eyes looked at the plate with ribs in front of him with satisfaction, and then he turned the tip of his claws, pointing to the rotten beans on the plate: "Meow meow Meow!" And this should be added!

Lin An quickly poured a spoonful of soup full of beans and poured it on the ribs.

Ge Ge looked greedy, and also filled a spoonful of thick soup for himself, and poured it on the white rice.

Fragrant.

Gege lowered his head and ate in satisfaction, suddenly a fluffy white paw appeared in his sight.

Shamelessly, Xiao Biao took a paw of the white rice from Gege's bowl, thanks to the stickiness of the white rice, successfully dug the white rice into the small plate in front of him.

Everything was ready, Xiao Biao lowered his head, blah blah blah.

"Brother!" Gege was aggrieved, "Look, it got me a bowl of cat hair!"

"..."

Lin An scratched his forehead, turned around and filled a new bowl of rice for Gege.

Gege glanced at Xiao Biao in disgust, and then began to eat his new rice.

Xiao Biao didn't realize it, he raised the cat's head inadvertently, and gave Ge Ge a squinting look.

He even thinks that his paws will be buried!

I will pee on your bed tonight!

After Gege finished eating a bowl, seeing that the rice on Xiao Biao's small plate was gone, after thinking for a while, he took out another spoonful of the bowl of rice that he had just discarded, and poured it on Xiao Biao's plate.

Xiao Biao snorted coldly, very ungrateful.

Gege pursed his mouth, and took another spoonful of beans, and poured it on Xiao Biaoxin's rice.

Xiao Biao still didn't appreciate it.

Gege was very aggrieved, tremblingly took another rib from the plate and put it on Xiao Biao's plate.

Xiao Biao stopped snorting coldly, and just lowered his head to eat.

Ge Ge breathed a sigh of relief, she was really afraid that the kitten would hate her, as long as the kitten didn't get angry.

However the next morning.

Grid was woken up by the pungent smell.

On the small single bed, on the side of the pillow, facing Gege's nose, there were puddles of wet marks.

It's golden cat urine!

Xiao Biao was quite particular. He first found a plastic bag in the house, and then spread countless layers of toilet paper on it to ensure that the golden urine would not leak onto the bed, so Xiao Biao urinated comfortably.

The moment he finished urinating, Xiao Biao realized that he was finished.

So far, the honor and conscience of mankind have completely left him. Now, from the outside to the inside, he is a stinky and shameless cat.

Shaking his head, Xiao Biao was full of sorrow.

The miserable Xiao Biao strolled all over the hall, and the early morning twilight shone in through the windows, making him even more desolate.

In desolation, Xiao Biao found the badge that Lin An threw on the sofa.

"I want to have a real estate agency." Xiao Biao glanced at the badge and knew where Lin An worked.

A thoughtful look flashed in the cat's eyes.

Gege may have been shadowed by the cat urine. He didn't take a sip of breakfast, and went out with the plastic bag containing the cat urine. Before leaving, he glared at Xiao Biao several times.

Xiao Biao was a little guilty, turned away from the cat's head, and ignored Gege.

After Gege left, Xiao Biao wandered around the house again, and he didn't calm down until the sun was high.

He dug out a small blanket from the closet, and went out the door with the blanket in his mouth.

Xiao Biao wanted to go to relax, so he thought of Miss Mermaid who had the same needs as him.

Xiao Biao trotted to the edge of the koi pond, saw no one around, squatted by the pond and began to call Miss Mermaid.

Miss Mermaid floated out of the water with the stainless steel wheelchair, wearing the dress that Xiao Biao stole from Aunt Wang's house.

"Come up!" Xiao Biao pinched the edge of the blanket with his paws and shook it, "Sit in the wheelchair and cover your fish tail with the blanket."

Miss Mermaid was so excited that she jumped out of the water with a bang and put the wheelchair on the ground.

"Is today the day to meet the world?!" Miss Mermaid jumped up and down happily.

"Don't jump, don't jump, sit down!" Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and pointed at the wet wheelchair.

"Okay." Miss Mermaid was surprisingly obedient.

The dress on Miss Mermaid was wet, and although the hem of the skirt was very long, a section of the fish's tail was still exposed.

After covering it with a small blanket, it was flawless, like a lame foreign girl who just took a bath.

"Where are we going?" Miss Mermaid supported the wheels on both sides of the wheelchair with both hands, and tried to slide forward, "It's still stable."

"Are you rich?" Xiao Biao looked expectantly at Claw Claw, his green eyes exuding cute rays.

In this world, it is impossible to move an inch without money!

"What?" Miss Mermaid was stunned, "In your territory, you still have to spend my money?"

As soon as Miss Mermaid's words fell, Xiao Biao felt at ease, this fish must be rich.

Under Xiao Biao's cat eyes, Miss Mermaid slowly stretched her slender arms under the blanket, pried off a fish scale, and took out two gold coins from her pocket.

Ancient gold coins.

Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, not to mention its historical value, but in terms of weight alone, it can be exchanged for a lot of small money.

However, exchanging ancient gold coins for money is too ostentatious.

"The genuine ones, modern ones." Xiao Biaomao's mouth squirmed, getting more and more aggressive, "Do you have RMB?"

Miss Mermaid looked bitter, thought for a while, reached under the blanket, opened a fish scale, and took out a handful of steel coins.

Fifty cents, one piece.

Roughly counting, there can be twenty yuan.

"That's all?" Xiao Biao was dissatisfied.

"If it's not enough, I'll go underwater and fish it for you again?" The mermaid said pitifully, "There are a lot of steel coins under this koi pond, but most of them are rusted. The ones in my hand are the ones I have these days. Take your time and pick the ones that are the most shining.”

Xiao Biao hesitated for a moment. It is not low-key enough to exchange ancient gold coins for money, but wouldn't it be more noticeable to spend with a pile of mossy fifty-cent coins?

The point is, it's too embarrassing, meow.

"Let's go." Xiao Biao jumped on Miss Mermaid's tail, "Just use these steel coins to buy a city map!"

Miss Mermaid pushed the wheelchair with difficulty, slipped out of the community little by little, occasionally looked down at Xiao Biao who was lying on her tail, and cursed, this little raccoon cat has gained weight recently.

Outside the community is a commercial street, and there are rows of restaurants along both sides of the street.

Miss Mermaid was inexplicably excited, turning the wheel of the wheelchair with one hand, holding a steel coin with the other, her eyes wandering around the restaurant signboard.

Along the way, there are Hunan cuisine restaurants, Cantonese cuisine restaurants, Northeast cuisine restaurants, barbecue, hot pot, seafood city, Japanese and Korean cuisine, and Singaporean cuisine.

Ms. Mermaid held the 20 yuan steel coin in her hand, and was very confused, which one should I eat first?

Xiao Biao was also watching with staring eyes. Along the way, he didn't find a newsstand or bookstore, and there was nowhere to buy the map he wanted.

Walking to the end of the commercial street, Xiao Biao saw a real estate agency.

I would like to have a real estate agent.

"Go in, meow!" Xiao Biaozhuo pointed.

"This is not a restaurant..." Miss Mermaid hesitated, clenched the iron in her hand instantly, "The house is very expensive, right? If we buy a house, we won't have money to eat."

"Don't force me to drag you Liu Hai'er!" Xiao Biao threatened.

Miss Mermaid pursed her lips, pushed the wheelchair, slowly walked along the sloping concrete floor, and entered the agency's door.

As soon as he opened the door, he ran into an acquaintance.

It was a man in a coat with a shovel pinned to his waist.

The man in the coat had bandages wrapped around his arms, but the bandages did not weaken his attack power at all.

He was sitting on the sofa, yelling at a room full of people, his voice was cold, and he spoke slowly: "What do you mean the house has been sold? I have signed the contract, or you will pay me 20 yuan for breach of contract." Jin, or just hand over the house to me, and I will pay you nothing for the final payment."

"Don't be angry." A woman with golden eyes stood opposite the man in the coat with a smile, and beside the woman was a little Shiba Inu in a red jacket.

Shiba Inu was tilting his head, trying to be cute to the man in the coat.

"It was a young employee of ours who didn't understand the situation and sold the villa for a second time. Or take a look, there are other villas for sale in the community."

"I want that one, do you understand?" The man in the coat pursed his lips, his pale face was full of evil spirits, and he slowly patted the shovel on his trouser belt with his sound arm, "I care about it very much." According to Feng Shui, that villa favors me."

"I'll pour you a glass of water." Jinsi Glasses felt that he couldn't make sense with this person, and the best thing to do was to stabilize the other party first and gain some impression points.

"Just water is fine. Your tea is not good tea. I'm not used to it." The man in the coat had a cold and arrogant expression.

This coldness and arrogance instantly shattered when he saw the mermaid lady who pushed the door and entered, and turned into panic and panic.

Miss Mermaid also saw the man in the coat, its eyes lit up, quickly turned its wheelchair, and moved to the man in the coat: "What a coincidence, you are also here to buy a house?"

The man in the coat flinched, and his originally magnetic voice became trembling: "Why are you here?!"

His eyes fell on Miss Mermaid's tail again, and he saw Xiao Biao.

The man in the coat turned paler.

"I'm here to buy a house." Miss Mermaid's eyes sparkled, and her white arm like a lotus root grabbed the man's coat, "It's just that I don't have enough money, good brother, help me buy one."

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The man in the coat picked out his ears: What do you want?

Miss Mermaid weighs the steel: the house.