I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Am I greedy for your pot of meat?

Xiao Biao sneered, this mermaid really underestimated him.

Then he stretched out his paw and wiped the saliva that had flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"Listen, don't show your face when there are people by the koi pond." Xiao Biao ordered.

Miss Mermaid felt aggrieved immediately, her sea blue eyes looked at Xiao Biao unwillingly: "Why?"

"You will cause panic." Xiao Biao frowned, his cat's eyes fell on Miss Mermaid's neck, feeling guilty.

Miss Mermaid's neck no longer has the gold chain, but the color from the gold chain is still stained there, and the whole neck is shining golden.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work either." Miss Mermaid panicked and jumped out of the carp pond with a bang. The fish's tail stood upright and stood beside Xiao Biao. "I like this place very much. The water is refreshing and not salty. It's a fool who doesn't know how to resist, and this golden flesh full of magic power!"

Miss Mermaid waved the lunch box in her hand and shouted: "But I am free, I will not be bound by rules and regulations, I can do whatever I want!"

"Well said!" Wild Father appeared on the railing of the water pavilion at some point, waving his small fists, with faint tears in his eyes, "We are free! We will not be bound by rules and regulations!"

"..."

Xiao Biao's expression was complicated.

"Unless!" Miss Mermaid waved the lunch box.

"Unless what?" Xiao Biao was shocked, and looked up at Miss Mermaid.

Miss Mermaid waved the lunch box and said, "Unless...unless..."

There is no text.

Xiao Biao waited for a long time, anxious, he jumped onto the railing in order to better observe Miss Mermaid's expression.

Miss Mermaid's expression was very unpredictable, as if she didn't know what she wanted.

Xiao Biao collapsed in an instant: "Okay, just hold on for two days, and I will find a way to find you something to hide your identity, and accompany you to the human world to relax, but you have to be obedient, otherwise no one will be able to protect you .”

After a pause, Xiao Biao put on a fierce night face: "If someone finds out that you have a tail, you will be stewed in fish soup!"

Miss Mermaid looked excited: "Do you want to find me the witch's magic medicine?"

"What?" Xiao Biao was confused.

"It's the kind of magical medicine that makes the mermaid feel very painful after drinking it, but can grow legs, and every step is like walking on a sword, and you must get the love of your sweetheart, otherwise it will turn into bubbles."

"..."

Xiao Biao thought for a while, then shook his head: "What are you talking about?"

"Where are you going?" Father Ye scratched his ears, "Where are you going to take my jet ski?"

Xiao Biao didn't pay attention to the wild father, he once again told the mermaid to keep his position in the past few days, then he jumped off the railing and ran home.

Ye Dad followed Xiao Biao: "Are you going to the human? You really let me down."

Under the disappointed eyes of Ye Dad, Xiao Biao followed the drain pipe downstairs of Lin An's house to the window sill and entered the house.

At dawn the next day, Xiao Biao summoned the little kingfisher: "Are there any disabled people in our community?"

"That's a good question." The little kingfisher stood on the window sill, scratching its head with its wings, "There are quite a few of them."

Before Xiao Biao continued to ask questions, the little kingfisher had already counted them: "There are quite a few in this building, Lao Liu from your upstairs, Lao Hu from your upstairs, and Lao Hu from your upstairs. Lao Xue, Lao Deng from Lao Xue's upstairs, Lao Zhao from Lao Deng's upstairs..."

The little kingfisher paused, and then continued: "Let's talk about the old grandson in the building next to your house..."

"Wait..." Xiao Biao interrupted the little kingfisher, "Do you know what disability is?"

Little Kingfisher nodded: "I know, they are indeed disabled."

"Ah?" Xiao Biao was at a loss, "They have healthy limbs and clear minds. Do you call them disabled?"

"You don't know something..." Kingfisher looked mysterious. "I heard it from the corner. Their wives all said that they are not good. They are not men, they are disabled, and they can't do anything at critical moments. Let them be widows."

"..."

Xiao Biao vaguely got the meaning of the little kingfisher, but felt wrong again. Is the building where he lives cursed?

There are only seven floors in total, and the residents on the fifth floor don't move?

Xiao Biao thought of Lin An, his master.

Lin An has a very good relationship with Xia Xue on the first floor. The two seem to be old classmates, but their friendship is much stronger than that of old classmates, but it is far from being a couple.

What is it that lies between them?

Could it be that Lin An also has a hidden disease?

Shaking the cat's head, Xiao Biao felt that he was going to be led into a pit by the little kingfisher.

Xiao Biao decided to go straight to the point: "I'm asking who has a wheelchair."

"You're asking this..." Little Kingfisher thought for a while, "Old Wang has one, just the one in the building next to yours, the one you knocked out by the koi pond last night."

Xiao Biao was not very familiar with Lao Wang, so he decided to go to the scene to investigate.

Xiao Biao knew that Lao Wang's work was of a special nature, and he only went out every afternoon, and he would not come back until midnight when he was busy.

Taking a look at the sky, Xiao Biao was going to wait until dusk before stepping on the spot.

In a blink of an eye, the sun was setting to the west, Xiao Biao was ready to go, and led by the kingfisher, he came to the window of the old Wang's house.

Old Wang lived on the first floor, and Xiao Biao slipped in through the open window. As soon as he entered the hall, he saw a family portrait.

The people above are all familiar, the one in the middle is Lao Wang, and next to Lao Wang is his daughter-in-law, Aunt Wang, the director of the neighborhood committee. Beside Aunt Wang is his son in military uniform, and his daughter-in-law holding the baby.

Xiao Biao scanned the family portrait with his eyes, feeling a little nervous.

Aunt Wang should still be in the neighborhood committee at the moment. As for Aunt Wang's son who is a soldier, it would be nice to go home once a month, but her daughter-in-law is a full-time housewife, so she may be at home now.

Listening carefully, the room is quiet, there is a faint and even snoring sound coming from the bedroom, as if someone is sleeping.

Relying on being a cat, Xiao Biao tiptoed around the house.

At the entrance of the hall, there is a huge fish tank. There are no fish in the fish tank, but a lot of crayfish.

Xiao Biao couldn't help counting, there were a total of 48.

One of the crayfish found Xiao Biao who had been lying outside the fish tank. The body of the shrimp had already started to tremble. It tried its best to drill into the aquatic plants and retracted into the corner of the fish tank.

Xiao Biao moved the cat's head closer to the fish tank.

The other 47 are still playing vigorously.

Xiao Biao licked his mouth, resisted the idea of ​​fishing for shrimps, turned around and continued to patrol.

Seeing Xiao Biao leave, the crayfish clinging to the corner of the fish tank heaved a sigh of relief and vomited several bubbles.

The old Wang's house had three bedrooms and one living room. Xiao Biao didn't go into the small second bedroom where someone was sleeping. In the largest bedroom, he found the wheelchair nominated by the kingfisher.

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and pushed the wheelchair twice, and the wheelchair creaked and moved.

The sound was a bit loud, but the room was still quiet.

Xiao Biao quickly grabbed the wheel of the wheelchair and listened carefully to the movement next door.

The snoring is still there.

Xiao Biao felt relieved, he carefully pushed the wheelchair out of the master bedroom, all the way to the entrance.

Without bothering the two masters, Xiao Biao ran to the bathroom again and stole a women's dress from the clothes rack.

Then he went back to the entrance, jumped, pushed down the handle of the door, and pushed the wheelchair out all the way.

In order to avoid human eyesight as much as possible, Xiao Biao hurriedly pushed the wheelchair to the koi pond as quickly as possible.

Fifteen minutes later, the old lady who fell asleep in the second bedroom woke up, and she had a headache from the draft.

This old lady has gray hair, but she is still hale and hearty. She is Lao Wang's mother and the mother-in-law of Aunt Wang of the neighborhood committee. She usually lives with her daughter. Just came over to have a look.

The old lady looked at the sleeping granddaughter-in-law next to her. The granddaughter-in-law took care of the children last night and didn't sleep well all night, and her eyes were still black.

After thinking about it, the old lady didn't wake up the granddaughter-in-law, but supported the bed with her hands, moved her stiff legs to the ground, picked up the crutch beside the bed, and moved it out the door little by little.

When she saw the wide open door, the old lady screamed, and could no longer hold the walking stick in her hand.

It fell to the ground with a thud.

The granddaughter-in-law was awakened by the sound, opened her eyes, and saw outside the bedroom, her in-law's grandma, whose legs and feet were paralyzed and unable to move, was sitting on the ground wiltingly.

"It was stolen!" The old lady turned her head and looked at the daughter-in-law in horror.

Granddaughter-in-law was startled, and jumped up from the bed. She first checked the baby in the crib, and seeing that the baby was fine, she quickly rushed out of the room to help the old lady up.

After helping her up twice, she failed to get up, and then the daughter-in-law thought of going to get the wheelchair first.

After walking around the house several times, the daughter-in-law was confused, lost her wheelchair?

Ten minutes later, the old lady sat firmly on the sofa, and the daughter-in-law also checked the items in the house, and she was sure that the only thing missing was the wheelchair.

As for the skirt hanging in the bathroom, most normal people would never think that someone would steal it, and the daughter-in-law didn't check it, of course.

"Damn it, steal my wheelchair!" The old lady was so angry that she almost lost her breath, "Is this thief sick?!"

The granddaughter-in-law sighed and muttered inwardly.

Fortunately, the child is fine and the money is not lost.

On second thought, only the wheelchair was lost, which is so strange.

Squint to look at her in-law's grandma, this old lady is usually kind, much better than her mother-in-law, she shouldn't offend anyone.

"Hmph." The daughter-in-law snorted coldly, her mother-in-law must have offended someone outside, and the grandmother of the mother-in-law has suffered on behalf of others.

This careless mother-in-law.

Xiao Biao pushed the wheelchair to the edge of the koi pond, trying to find a place to hide, but there are property owners here every three days to trim the flowers and plants...

Xiao Biao thought for a while, and then looked at the wheelchair. Most of the materials were made of stainless steel, and he accidentally found a string of sandalwood bracelets on the wheelchair.

Xiao Biao dropped the bracelet on the ground, and then made a plop.

Push the wheelchair into the koi pond.

After clapping his hands, Xiao Biao expressed his satisfaction.

Turning around, I saw Ye Dad standing on the big rock that symbolized power, lowering his head and arguing with two cats standing on the grass.

The sound of meowing can be heard endlessly.

Xiao Biao listened carefully, and got a rough idea.

Ye Daddy received the post today, bronzing post.

It was the little white rabbit from the southern district who asked the crow to send it over.

The content is roughly as follows: next Monday, the South District Pet Alliance will come to the North District to inspect and line up to show the military strength of the South District to the North District. The aristocrats want to have fun with the people.

"Ahem, aha, you two must come!" Father Ye jumped his feet angrily, "It's said in the post, it's only one morning! Can't you squeeze in one morning?"

In front of Ye Dad stood two bald cats, one of which was white and stared at the sky, and the other was yellow and bowed its head and licked its paw.

The wild father continued to growl: "Don't you have any ambition? How did the mob in the southern district beat us? As long as we work together, we will definitely make that little white rabbit kneel down and call him father!"

The two bald cats looked at each other, and each changed their movements. The white cat became a paw licker, and the yellow cat stared at the sky instead.

Xiao Biao tilted his head and thought for a while, picked up the sandalwood bracelet and walked over.

With a snap, the sandalwood bracelet was thrown to the yellow cat's feet.

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Passerby's perspective.

Mom: "Huh? There's a wheelchair running."

Little girl: "It's not spicy, it's the cat pushing the wheelchair."

Mom: "Nonsense, how can a cat push a wheelchair?! Let you lie! Let you lie!"

The little girl was beaten.