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"This is our community, right?" Gege reached out and clicked on the news picture, and then screamed again, "I read that right, what's wrong with this girl?!"

Lin An read it to the screen.

"In the dead of night, Lao Wang finished his day's work and rushed home with his tired body. He passed by the familiar koi pond, and Lao Wang stopped. At this time every day, he would habitually sprinkle a Bringing fish and food, koi symbolizes good luck. Lao Wang has lost his life in bad luck. He hopes that one day, the koi in this pond will hear his prayers and give him a little bit of luck. Today is the same As in the past, the koi pond was quiet, Lao Wang took out a handful of fish food from his pocket. The food is the best food, and it can be sold at a very high price in the flower, bird and fish market. Lao Wang is a regular customer , the grain he bought was the first batch of spring..."

"Fast forward, fast forward!" Grid urged, "Is this press release written by a primary school student?"

Lin An turned his head and glanced at Ge Ge who was still a primary school student.

"Read." Grid had already got off the chair, and put a coat on himself.

Lin An turned his gaze back, quickly glanced through the news release, and relayed it to Gege in a simple and shocking manner: "When your uncle Wang was walking around at night, he met a swimmer in the koi pond."

"I'll go and have a look." Ge Ge was about to rush out of the house with a look of excitement on his face.

"There's no one there now." Lin An glanced at the phone screen, "This foreigner who swims... looks pretty good-looking, is he a new resident of the community? Why haven't I seen it before?"

In the photo, a blond beauty with two large shells on her chest, half of her body exposed on the water, was lowering her head to sniff a lotus.

"Let's go and have a look." Grid urged Lin An.

Lin An thought for a while, anyway, he was fine this morning, why not accompany Gege to go around the community, just take it easy.

"Xiao Miaomiao, are you together?" Gege looked back at Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao shook his head.

"Okay then." Grid looked regretful.

Lin An also saw Xiao Biao shaking his head, a look of shock flashed across his nonchalant face.

His cat, can shake his head?

Does the cat know that shaking the head means rejection?

Lin An quickly took out a bag of cat food and a box of canned cat food from the cabinet.

"Little cat, do you want to eat canned cat food?"

Xiao Biao nodded.

Not only will you shake your head?Still nodding?

Lin An was a little excited: "Then do you want to eat cat food?"

In general, cats like to eat canned cat food.Canned cat food has a lot of meat, and cat food is like dry and crunchy biscuits. Anyone with a sense of purpose will naturally reject cat food and choose canned cat food.

Xiao Biao glanced at the cat food.

Still nodding.

"..."

Lin An thought for a while, holding cat food in one hand and canned cat food in the other: "But you can only choose one of the two, tell me again, do you want to eat cat food? You can't eat canned cat food if you choose cat food gone."

Lin An waited for Xiao Biao to shake his head, and waited for Xiao Biao to reject the canned cat.

Xiao Biao didn't move, his cat's eyes widened, as if he was angry.

Do multiple choice questions?

Is it okay for primary school students to do multiple choice questions?

Xiao Biao felt insulted.

Lin An waited for a long time, but Xiao Biao did not respond. He still felt that Xiao Biao was about to jump up and scratch himself.

"Brother, let's go." Grid began to urge again, "Give it both."

Lin An hesitated for a moment, a little unwilling to give up, and wanted to test Xiao Biao, but Xiao Biao's sharp eyes made him flinch again.

Lin An tore open the cat food, then lifted the lid of the canned cat food, and put it on the ground.

The ferocity in Xiao Biao's eyes faded away.

"Let's go." Ge Lalin'an's hand.

Lin An looked thoughtful, lost his soul, and was dragged out of the door by Ge Ge.

Xiao Biao babbled and babbled after eating the canned cat food, and then went to eat cat food.

This is a small bag of trial cat food, and I swallowed it all after a few mouthfuls.

After eating, Xiao Biao jumped onto the table again, drank a few sips of water from Lin An's cup, then wiped his chin stained with water with his small paws, and came to the window.

Xiao Biao naturally wanted to go to the koi pond, but he would not go with Ge Ge and Lin An, he didn't want Ge Ge and Lin An to see Miss Mermaid, if his slave was scared and sick, then his quality of life would be affected. going down.

Xiao Biao's claws were much stronger than those of the previous days. He easily opened the window and followed the drainpipe to the green grass.

The little general kingfisher was pecking at grass seeds on the ground, when he saw Xiao Biao coming downstairs, he flapped his wings excitedly and flew up.

"Boss, I've been waiting for you all night! Did you know? The former boss is back, and your position is in jeopardy!"

Xiao Biao glanced at the little kingfisher, pretending to be deep: "Do you not believe in my strength?"

"Of course I trust the boss." Little Kingfisher patted his chest, "I will follow you firmly."

"That's good."

Little Kingfisher was a little timid again: "It's just...just that the former boss is also very powerful."

After a pause, the little kingfisher tentatively added: "Otherwise, let's hide our strength and bide our time."

"No need." Xiao Biao walked briskly towards the koi pond.

Beside the koi pond, Ye Daddy was climbing on his favorite boulder in a daze, his eyes following the koi swimming on the water surface.

Not far from Ye Dad, Gege and Lin An have been in the koi pond for a while, Gege walked around the koi pond, but did not find any beautiful women swimming.

Lin An persuaded from the side: "I swim at night, so I can't see people in broad daylight."

"Then tonight, will she still come?"

Lin An scratched his head: "Of course I won't come."

"Then..." Gege looked regretful. In Gege's young mind, being on the headlines was an extremely high-level thing. Such a high-level thing happened around her, but she couldn't participate in it, which made her feel a little sad.

"It's not a good thing." Lin An picked up the opportunity and began to teach Gege, "If you want to swim, brother will take you to the swimming pool. This koi pond is dangerous. The water is deep and there are lotus flowers. You can't go down."

Ge Ge pursed her lips and listened. After a while, she also felt that she really couldn't watch the excitement anymore, so she dragged Lin An to wander outside the community again.

Lin An had nothing to do, so he took Ge Ge out.

After the two left, Xiao Biao turned around from behind the tree and ran towards Ye Daddy on tiptoe.

Ye Daddy is still practicing his eyesight.

The little kingfisher hides furtively among the lush leaves, for fear that the wild father will see it.

When Father Ye saw Xiao Biao coming, his green eyes moved away from the koi pond.

Xiao Biao got down beside Ye Daddy, half a cat's body ahead of Ye Daddy, faintly showing the posture of a king.

The wild father also felt this keenly, it moved its forelegs, the fat cat crawled forward, and pressed half of Xiao Biao's body again.

Xiao Biao frowned, and also crawled forward, passing the wild father again.

Father Ye was stunned for a moment, then moved forward again, passing Xiao Biao again.

Not to be outdone, Xiao Biao overwhelmed Ye Dad again.

The two cats just moved forward little by little.

The little kingfisher hidden in the tree leaves was confused. It looked at the two cats whose bodies had been suspended from the boulder, and murmured in its heart, don't these two cats want to dive into the water?

"Oh meow." Xiao Biao's paw slipped on the stone and almost fell off. As a last resort, he retreated a little.

Ye Daddy couldn't hold on anymore, he hated getting into the water, if it wasn't for his fat body, it would be difficult for him to maintain his current balance.

Seeing Xiao Biao retreating, it heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly retreated.

The two cats lay side by side on the edge of the stone and chatted.

"What happened last night?" Xiao Biao was asking.

"Ah?" Father Ye was confused, "What happened last night?"

"Did you see it last night? Humans saw the mermaid swimming in the middle of the night."

Father Ye snorted, stretched out his claws and scratched his ears: "Tell her, my mount is angry, she ignores me now, and I can't beat her if she doesn't come out of the water."

"..."

When Xiao Biao chatted with Ye Dad, he couldn't talk to a channel.

After thinking about it for a while, Xiao Biao was going to come over to watch the night at night, and he couldn't let mermaids make headlines, otherwise the neighborhood would be turned upside down.

It was night and the moon was shining brightly.

Ge Ge and Lin An were both asleep, Xiao Biao tiptoed out of the house, and ran to the koi pond.

From a long distance, I saw a person standing in the water pavilion above the koi pond. When I got closer, I recognized that it was Uncle Wang who lived near Xiao Biao's house.

It's Lao Wang who appeared in the headlines this morning.

Old Wang was throwing fish food into the koi pond with fish food in his hand, a large pile of koi had already gathered on the water at his feet, but Lao Wang didn't look at the koi, he just kept aiming not far away group of lotus flowers.

Xiao Biao's heart skipped a beat, Miss Mermaid was being targeted.

I just hope that tonight, before Old Wang leaves, she won't show up again.

The fish food in Old Wang's hand was finished soon, but he didn't leave. Instead, he opened his backpack and took out an insulated lunch box.

As soon as the lunch box was opened, the aroma was carried far away by the night breeze.

Xiao Biao squatted on the big rock, secretly sucking a mouthful of saliva.

The sweet and sour aroma is very appetizing.

Then I saw Uncle Wang take out his chopsticks and take out a piece of golden stuff from the insulated lunch box.

"Oh, pot-packed meat!" Xiao Biao was gearing up, he hadn't eaten something like pot-packed meat for a long time.

The water in the koi pond swayed, and the water level rose slightly.

Xiao Biao's heart tightened, was Miss Mermaid also attracted by the fragrance?

Just a little pot of meat?

Her eyelids are too shallow!

With a splash of water, the beauty's face burst out of the water, and her long golden hair shone with a moist luster under the moonlight.

Uncle Wang was eating pot-packed meat with his head down, when he suddenly heard the sound of water, he raised his head to search around, and then saw two white arms on the anti-corrosion wood floor at his feet.

"Give me a bite." Miss Mermaid stared at the pot of meat in Uncle Wang's hand with burning eyes, "Is this a delicacy in the human world?"

Uncle Wang was completely numb, and it took him a long time to react. He tremblingly handed the insulated lunch box to Miss Mermaid, then wiped his chopsticks on his body, and handed it over.

Where Miss Mermaid used chopsticks, she grabbed them as soon as she stretched out her hand, and stuffed them into her mouth impatiently.

"Oh, it's so hot."

Uncle Wang smiled: "If you are in a hurry, I will give you all."

As soon as he finished speaking, Uncle Wang passed out.

Xiao Biao stood on the body of Uncle Wang, staring at Miss Mermaid with cat eyes: "Is it delicious?"

"..."

Miss Mermaid didn't answer, instead she speeded up her eating, and quickly swallowed the whole box into her stomach.

"It's hot, it's hot."

"..."

Xiao Biao's eyes widened.

"It's gone." Miss Mermaid waved the empty lunch box.