I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Miss Mermaid grinned, showing a mouth full of small white teeth, and her eyes were very dangerous.

Startled, the old lady took a step back, and then she got angry.

The director of the dignified neighborhood committee, you don't lose if you lose!

"Fight with me?" The old lady looked around and bent down to pick up a branch from the ground.

The little daughter-in-law behind the old lady was startled: "Mother-in-law, calm down, you can't be complained anymore!"

As soon as the little daughter-in-law's voice fell, the old lady calmed down. She hesitated for a moment, then threw away the branch in her hand, pinched her waist with her hands, and tried to convince others with virtue: "I said you are a girl, so you can't listen to what you say. Do you understand? It is for your own good to let you wear more clothes!"

"Well, well." The mermaid clicked her mouth, salivating.

"Calm down, calm down!" Xiao Biao waved his cat's paw, trying to stop the mermaid, "You will cause a big mess!"

The mermaid didn't seem to hear Xiao Biao's words at all, and took a step towards the old lady.

"Are you still jumping?!" The old lady was completely angry, "Are you provoking me? Can't you walk?"

Miss Mermaid froze for a moment, blinked her eyes, and after a few seconds, she took another step forward.

"Let you jump!" The old lady was so angry that she didn't care about any complaints or complaints. She bent down and picked up the branch again, shook it twice, and said harshly, "You jump, you jump! You Jump again, and I will make you jump and walk for the rest of your life."

"..."

Miss Mermaid did not move.

He looked a little hurt.

Seeing that Miss Mermaid was subdued, the old lady sneered, turned around and left with the posture of a winner, and said to her daughter-in-law before leaving: "These foreigners are bullying and fearful, so you can't give them face."

The little daughter-in-law hugged the child and followed with her head down, trying her best to reduce her sense of existence.

The old lady's nagging gradually faded away: "Is that cat just now the cat that rescued the Russians a few days ago? Why does it seem to have gained a lot of weight?"

When the old lady and her party were far away, Xiao Biao hurriedly stood opposite Miss Mermaid. He felt that it was necessary to popularize worldly knowledge to the new Miss Mermaid.

Xiao Biao waved the cat's paw: "First, don't eat people."

"Oh." Miss Mermaid sighed melancholy.

"Second point, don't let humans see your tail." Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and pointed to the camera on the tree, "You can't show your tail under the camera either."

"Oh." The mermaid sighed again melancholy.

Xiao Biao thought for a while, turned around and climbed up the tree, grabbed the camera with two small claws, and turned the camera that was originally looking at the koi pond in a different direction.

After doing all this well, Xiao Biao got down from the tree, and continued to say the third point to the mermaid: "The third point, keep a low profile, keep a low profile, and ask me first before making any decisions."

"Alas." The mermaid had tears in her eyes, trying not to let the hot tears fall.

"What's wrong? Can't you accept it?" Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and patted the mermaid's tail, "I know it's difficult, but I believe in you."

While talking, Xiao Biao stared at the mermaid's eye socket, a small snow-white paw was stretched out, ready to catch tears.

"You said..." the mermaid sniffed and held back her tears, "Is it really ashamed to hop around all your life?"

Xiao Biao secretly said that it's a pity, the big pearl is gone.

After Xiao Biao realized what Miss Mermaid said, he blinked his big eyes, and the cat's face was full of confusion.

What did the mermaid say?Did she hear what she was preaching?What strange point does she GET?

The mermaid bent her tail in pain, and sat down on the stone by the koi pond. The blond beauty's face was full of forbearance: "She said she would let me hop and walk for the rest of my life..."

"..." But you're just walking around in the first place?

"Is it possible for me not to skip and walk in my whole life?" The mermaid suddenly reached out and grabbed Xiao Biao's claws, "Why do you look down on me? I walk slowly, but I swim fast."

"Yes." Xiao Biao nodded mechanically, "Who can swim faster than you."

"Don't comfort me, it's useless." The mermaid turned around, the tip of her tail was submerged in the water, and then she let go of the shower curtain wrapped around her waist, and plunged into the water.

After a while, she poked her head out of the water: "I don't want to talk today, let me be a fish to calm down for a while."

"Okay." Xiao Biao suddenly sympathized with the mermaid, but this sympathy was replaced by shock in an instant.

The gold chain on the mermaid's neck was fading rapidly, dyeing the mermaid's neck brilliantly golden.

"Big Fat Cat!" Xiao Biao was angry, "Can't you do a human thing?!"

"Meow?" Father Ye was standing at the edge of the koi pond to hook the koi in the water. Hearing this, he turned to look at Xiao Biao, "What's wrong with me?"

"That necklace, that necklace!" Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and pointed at the mermaid's neck.

Miss Mermaid looked down, and when she saw it, her grievance reached the extreme in an instant, her tail stirred in the water, and she plunged into the bottom of the koi pond and disappeared.

The water waves in the koi pond rose by three inches.

"What's the matter?" Father Ye took the cat's paw out of his hand, his face full of suspicion, "What's wrong with her? Did I inadvertently hurt someone again?"

Xiao Biao was glaring at Ye Dad.

There is a sea of ​​fury in a pair of eyes.

Father Ye scratched his fat buttocks and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Biao snorted coldly, turned around and left.

"What's the matter?" Father Ye stepped up to follow, "You're talking."

South area of ​​the district.

The Southern Rabbit Emperor rides on the back of his own black-backed dog. On its fluffy white rabbit head, there is a small golden crown hanging obliquely.

The black-backed dog ran for a while, and finally brought Nantuhuang to the koi pond.

The building is empty, and there are only two squirrels jumping around by the koi pond.

"Where's the enemy?" Nan Tu's three-petal mouth trembled, "Where's North Elvis?"

Heibei gritted his teeth and turned his head to look behind him.

Behind the black back was the black-faced, sideless pug.

The Pug scratched his nostrils and sighed: "The Seven Teddy brothers can't do it either."

"Rubbish! It's all rubbish!" Nan Tuhuang jumped off the dog's back, bouncing around on the ground with his short legs, "Each of them is useless at all!"

The pug continued scratching his nostrils.

Heibei continued to bark his teeth.

"Bring it!" Nantuhuang stretched out his soft rabbit hand.

A carrot was placed in Nantuhuang's hands.

Nan Tuhuang looked at the carrot, then raised the rabbit's head to look at Pug who handed him the carrot, the red rabbit's eyes became even redder: "Bring me my pen."

Pug was stunned: "I didn't bring it."

"I want to sign and issue the latest terms. From now on, we will go to the North District to show off our power every week!"

"Oh." Pug scratched his nostrils with a serious face.

Panting, Nan Tuhuang hopped on the grass twice more, and then the rabbit hand pressed the dog's paw on the black back: "Show me back to the palace!"

Heibei immediately got down on the back, Nan Tuhuang climbed onto the dog's back with difficulty, turned his head to look across the koi pond: "I want to defeat them mentally, heh."

The black back bared its teeth.

Pug nodded: "Okay."

In a blink of an eye, it was sunset and the wild father went to look for food, while Xiao Biao returned to his downstairs.

Climbed up the drainpipe to the second floor and entered the house through the open window.

There is no one at home at the moment, but Princess is about to leave school soon.

Xiao Biao looked around the house and found an open canned cat food in the corner. He was a little puzzled for a moment. Could it be that someone came back from the house during the day?

Maji Maji finished eating the canned cat food, Xiao Biao returned to the small cardboard box in Gege's bedroom, and began to fiddle with the gold-touching talisman.

There is a leather rope on the gold-touching talisman. It turns out that the big rooster hangs the gold-touching talisman around his neck.

Xiao Biao touched the golden talisman for a while, and then took out a big pearl from under the blanket.

Looking at the big pearl, Xiao Biao sighed, and then shifted his gaze to touch the gold talisman.

It suddenly occurred to him that this gold touch talisman could be considered a good necklace.

Miss Mermaid must be very sad now. She is alone in the cold koi pond with no food, no necklace, thousands of miles away from home, and no spiritual sustenance.

"Ugh……"

Xiao Biao looked confused.

He wanted to give the gold touch talisman to Miss Mermaid, but...

Thinking of the peculiar material of this thing, Xiao Biao was extremely reluctant.

Otherwise, let Miss Mermaid stand up again.

I felt uncomfortable, and it passed.

Whose life does not have two hurdles?

Xiao Biao felt guilty.

Feeling guilty, he hid the golden talisman under the blanket again, and then hid the pearl as well.

I lay down on the uneven blanket and dozed off contentedly.

Not long after, Gege came back, and then Lin An also went home.

Lin An has been working less overtime recently, and his mood has been depressed.

Ge Ge routinely masturbated Xiao Biao before doing homework, and after Ge Ge finished masturbating, Lin An hugged Xiao Biao again and started masturbating.

Xiao Biao went into the sea again during the day, although it was almost dry, but the root of the cat's hair was still wet, Lin An felt strange after patting for a while.

There are some small salt particles on Xiao Biao's hair.

"Where did you go to play again?" Lin An had a helpless smile on his face, "Why are you so naughty?"

"Meow." Xiao Biao pretended to be cute.

Lin An thought for a while, took out a wet towel from the cupboard, and wiped Xiao Biao up bit by bit: "You can't always trouble Xia Xue to bathe you, not to mention that cats always bathe are not good for your health."

Xiao Biao turned around and asked Lin An to wipe the other side.

Lin An thought it was funny, and stretched out his hand to scratch Xiao Biao's chin.

The chin hair seemed to be more delicate than other hairs, Xiao Biao was scratched so much that he couldn't help straightening his neck.

"Recently..." Lin An's tone sank a little bit, "I'm in some trouble at work, after I get through this, I'll buy you a pet drying box."

Xiao Biao blinked his eyes and made no reply.

"I will work hard to make money." Lin An seemed to be encouraging himself, "Let Ge Ge and you live a good life."

Xiao Biao closed his eyes, and when he was wiped with a wet towel, the salty feeling on his body subsided a lot, and he would feel drowsy, so he fell asleep directly.

The next morning, Xiao Biao was woken up by a scream.

Today is the weekend, Ge Ge has no class, and Lin An doesn't know why he didn't get up early to go to work.

The two were sitting around the breakfast table, staring at the screen of a mobile phone with shocking expressions.

Xiao Biao stretched his waist, jumped off the sofa, went to the dining table in three steps and two steps, poked out his cat's head to look at the phone screen.

At this glance, Xiao Biao's hair was almost blown away.

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