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"Working dog?" Xiao Biao stopped his fist, "Is it the kind that guides the blind?"

If it was a guide dog, he would be more gentle, since there is a disabled person behind him who needs to be taken care of.

"I'm a hunting dog!" Labrador caught a piece of grass in his mouth at some point, he lay on his back on the ground, the dog's eyes reflected the blue sky, "My ancestors..."

"Don't talk about your ancestors, just talk about you." Xiao Biao interrupted Labrador, and ruthlessly pulled it back to the real world, "You are not a guide dog, so are you a search and rescue dog?"

"Cough..." Labrador chewed the grass roots in his mouth, "No."

"Drug dog?"

"It's not..."

"Then who are you?"

Labrador spat out grass roots: "My ancestors..."

Xiao Biao immediately understood that this is a guy who loses face to his ancestors but always brags about them.

After solving the two blocking dogs, Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and pointed to the direction of the North District: "Let's go!"

Miss Mermaid's eyes were shining, she tugged at the shower curtain on her body, and flicked up behind Xiao Biao: "Compared to the boss, your skills are really comparable."

When Xiao Biao heard this, the corners of his mouth opened, he suppressed the joy in his heart, and took a look at Ye Dad.

Ye Dad was looking at him with a look of relief.

What the hell?

What does that expression of "I don't have to worry about successors" mean?

What Xiao Biao wants is not a father's kindness and son's filial piety, okay?

What he wants is the jealousy, fear, and fear of others!

"As expected of my son." Father Ye came over and patted Xiao Biao's shoulder in relief, there was still a trace of sparkle in the cat's eyes.

It was tears of relief.

"..."

Xiao Biao was a little speechless.

After thinking about it, he decided not to.

No matter what other people's warm and inspirational setting is, he only needs to make sure that he is taking the script of cold-blooded domination.

He is an extraordinary cat, and he is destined to look down upon the world.

Everything will be his stepping stone.

Xiao Biao turned his head to look at Father Ye, then at Mermaid, and let out a sigh in his heart.

Two stepping stones.

"Wow, your aura is so strong!" Miss Mermaid caught Xiao Biao's gaze very keenly, and her eyes were full of stars, "Sure enough, there is great power in a small body!"

Father Ye also received Xiao Biao's cold gaze, and he was even more excited: "You are destined not to be a thing in the pool!"

"..."

Xiao Biao became more and more speechless.

He took the lead and walked ahead, and the whispers of the wild father and the mermaid lady behind him pierced into his ears non-stop.

Tilting his ears into airplane ears, Xiao Biao sighed.

The two people behind him praised him without any words.

Xiao Biao suddenly began to miss his original wild father, the wild father who kept talking about "little evils".

Xiao Biao turned a corner, and he could already see the koi pond.

The southern area of ​​the community occupies a very large area, and there is even a large garden inside, but the Russian man's villa is located in the southern area closest to the northern area, so it is not too far for Xiao Biao and his party to go home.

Miss Mermaid also saw the koi pond, and jumped up and down happily: "This place is so beautiful, and there are so many lotus flowers, it's a room worthy of a little princess!"

"Be careful!" Xiao Biao stretched out his cat paw to stop Miss Mermaid, and sharply raised his nose to sniff twice, "There are enemies!"

As soon as Xiao Biao's voice fell, he saw a bunch of dogs jumping out of the barley not far away.

It's Teddy Seven Brothers.

Seven fur-like brown Teddy surrounded two cats and one fish.

"Wow wow wow!"

"Wow wow wow!"

The barking of the dog was endless, and the seven teddys moved nimbly, moving from side to side.

Xiao Biao bowed his body and prepared to fight, just waiting for the seven Teddy to rush forward.

Xiao Biao waited for half a minute, and the Teddy Seven brothers were still keenly moving left and right.

"Wow wow wow!"

The teddys barked loudly, wandering around the two cats and one fish, Xiao Biao observed the pace of the teddys carefully, and suddenly felt strange.

When a normal dog runs forward, its face is facing forward, and its four legs are also facing forward.

But the Teddy Seven brothers are not.

They ran sideways towards you, then twisted their heads and looked at you. After running two steps, they finally got a little closer to you, and they ran back quickly one by one.

"Heh, is it guerrilla warfare?" Xiao Biaomao thought of the scene of the velociraptor besieging the Tyrannosaurus rex, "Are you trying to consume my energy?"

"No, child." Father Ye stretched out his paw and patted Xiao Biao's shoulder, "They are just cowards."

After saying this, Father Ye passed Xiao Biao and took a step forward.

Brother Teddy barked and barked, and ran back a long way.

"Look." Father Ye turned his head to look at Xiao Biao, with a persuasive expression on his face, "They are just cowards."

"But their voices are so loud." Miss Mermaid hid behind Xiao Biao, "Look, they are back again."

"These bastards." Ye Dad raised his two small fists to his chest.

"Don't move!" Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and pressed Ye Daddy's fist, "Leave it to me!"

Father Ye was stunned for a moment, then nodded the cat's head: "Go, grow up in the battle!"

"..."

Xiao Biao suddenly didn't want to fight anymore.

so tired.

Not particularly passionate.

Xiao Biao took a deep breath. At this time, he had to bite the bullet and show his strength to the fullest, so that Ye Daddy would realize that it was old and would not dare to compete with him for the throne of the king of the North District.

Xiao Biao bowed his body again, jumped up and ran to the nearest teddy.

That Teddy was ready to run away at any time, seeing Xiao Biao approaching, the brown dog's face turned pale with fright, he didn't even need to turn around, just ran away, and disappeared in a flash.

That's right, that Teddy ran away without looking back. There was no strategic deployment in guerrilla warfare where the enemy advances and retreats, and the enemy retreats and advances. It retreated home directly.

Xiao Biao turned his head to look at the remaining six Teddy brothers. The six brothers were shaking together, and then they all ran away.

Xiao Biao frowned. Is the combat power in the Southern District so weak?

"Let's go home." The mermaid lady has already taken charge of the koi pond, and she bounced and walked in the front.

Xiao Biao's footsteps sank slightly, and he followed Miss Mermaid.

The wild father has already regarded Xiao Biao as a new force in the North District. He waved two kitten paws, and Wu Wuzai confided to Xiao Biao: "You were born not long ago, and many things are still unclear. They have been bullying the southern district for a long time, and many of my old subordinates couldn't stand the bullying, so they all ran to the southern district to wander, and they shamelessly surrendered to the Southern Rabbit Emperor's command."

Xiao Biao didn't speak, but murmured in his heart, it's not because the food in the Southern District is good.

The wild father continued: "The most hateful thing is the South Rabbit Emperor. It sends its subordinates to guard the gate of the South District. Their pets in the South District come to the North District to show off when they have nothing to do. But once the brothers in the North District cross the border If you are in the South District, you will be beaten up, unless you surrender and sever ties with the North District, you will have a way out."

Xiao Biao was puzzled: "If that's the case, why don't we beat those from the South District to the North District to show off?"

Father Ye sighed, with a vicissitudes of life on his face: "How can I beat you? Most of my subordinates are busy. When the guys from the southern district come, they can't take care of them."

"What are you busy with?" Xiao Biao was even more puzzled, a group of cats, dogs, mice, mice, birds and birds, what can they be up to?

"Running around for a living." Ye Dad glared at Xiao Biao, "We don't rely on humans, we have to make a living by ourselves, we have to rummage through garbage dumps every day, and we have to patrol the grain storage table, catch mice, catch birds, we have to fill My stomach is full."

"Grain storage table?"

"It's the boring people among human beings who like to put some pet food in certain places when they have nothing to do." The wild father sneered, "They think this will corrupt our free souls?"

Xiao Biao was silent.

Xiao Biao knew that there were certain places in the North District where kind people would come to put pet food every now and then, but he didn't know that place was called the Food Place.

He also knew that without the cat food donated by those well-meaning people, he might not be able to survive these two months, after all, he is not in the habit of rummaging through the trash.It's not that Xiao Biao is so noble that he doesn't bother digging through the garbage, it's just that Xiao Biao thinks that most of the food in the garbage dump has gone bad, and eating it is not good for the young cat.

In a vagabond life, sickness is worse than hunger.

"What are you thinking meow?" Ye Dae stretched out his fat arms, put them on Xiao Biao's shoulders, and then walked with its remaining three claws.

"I was thinking, those people who put food on the food table are good people, how can you say they are boring people?"

Father Ye frowned, retracted his claws, and said in a dangerous tone: "You are very powerful, don't let humans corrupt your soul."

Xiao Biao didn't speak, he quickly ran a few steps, and jumped in front of Miss Mermaid.

It is only 50 meters away from the koi pond.

Miss Mermaid speeded up and was jumping crazily.

As soon as Xiao Biao passed Miss Mermaid, Miss Mermaid chased Xiao Biao again.

"There are so many flowers, so beautiful. That stone is in a good position. I can sit on it and comb my hair in the future." Miss Mermaid looked at the koi pond, her eyes lit up, and she had already planned her future home in her heart, " There are a lot of small fish in the house, even if the fish are not big, it seems that there is not enough to eat, but there are a lot of human beings here, so I should not be hungry."

Xiao Biao was shocked when he heard this.

He almost forgot that this mermaid is omnivorous.

Miss Mermaid had already jumped to the edge of the koi pond. Just as she was about to take off her apron, she suddenly yelled, "It's bright and sunny, what are you doing! She's quite a big person, so shameless."

The mermaid was stunned for a moment, then turned around and saw an old lady and a young woman standing under a tree not far away.

The young woman was still holding a little baby.

It was the old lady who spoke.

"Mother-in-law, that's a foreigner." The young woman whispered in the old lady's ear.

"What's wrong with foreigners? Are there few foreigners in our neighborhood? If I'm so afraid to speak up, can I still be the director of the neighborhood committee?"

After saying this, the old lady turned her head and looked at the mermaid again: "You should wear more clothes. You are young now, and it is okay to wear less. When you get old, you will get sick."

The mermaid smiled, and she reached out to touch her hungry, deflated stomach.

She has been very nervous for the past two days, and finally arrived at the destination, it's time for a celebration feast.

"Wait, wait." Xiao Biao stretched out two cat paws, desperately stopping Miss Mermaid.