I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Is that it?" The little daughter-in-law blinked her big eyes, her mascara-smeared eyelashes looked like wipers, "Grandma, it's just a cat. Is it really as amazing as you say?"

When the old lady saw her daughter-in-law questioning herself, she couldn't hold back: "I'll take you to the property to watch the video later, can I still fool you?"

The daughter-in-law was coping with it, but she didn't believe it in her heart.

All day today, her mother-in-law has been talking about a certain heroic cat, saying that the cat gave first aid to a drowning foreigner, and it was true.

God pity, she's a human being, she doesn't even know how to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation, what about that cat?

The mother-in-law is better off bragging about the cat than about the dog that pulled the owner out of the water.

"That dog is good too, but it's a pity it's not as good as a cat." The old lady said to herself, "A dog should be loyal to the Savior, but a cat is not. There are few cats with a conscience."

"..."

The daughter-in-law secretly rolled her eyes behind her mother-in-law, and secretly slandered, "Mother-in-law has a bad outlook!"

Xiao Biao listened to the conversation between the two without saying a word, and suddenly panicked. These people don't think they are monsters, do they?

After thinking about it, not many people believe that there are monsters in the world. What I should worry about is whether I am so smart, will I be caught by humans for experiments?

Or be treated as a breeder cat?

Endless sex with other cats?

Xiao Biao's cat hair frowned slightly, turned around and slipped away.

Running all the way to the edge of the koi pond, Xiao Biao was recognized again.

"That's the cat. It's the Russian man it saved yesterday."

There were two security guards standing by the koi pond.

One of the security guards was still holding a stick in his hand, and was using it to fiddle with the grass by the koi pond.

"I watched the video for real. It clawed away the Samoyed, jumped onto the Russian man, followed by a rhythmic jump, and then punched the Russian man's chest with a small fist."

The security guard looked proud, as if he was the one jumping on the Russian.

The security guard beside him who was playing with the grass straightened up, looking at Xiao Biao with sparkling eyes: "I heard that this cat is popular in the police station?"

"Isn't that right? I sent the video file to the police station, and the entire serious crime team watched it together."

"Why is there a serious case team?"

"The Russian yesterday..." The first security guard lowered his voice, with a mysterious expression on his face, "He has a gun."

As if the man with the gun was himself.

"Ah?" The security guard who pulled the stupefied grass was startled, "My God, why is the community so chaotic?"

The security guard who spoke first shrugged his shoulders: "Oh, that's fine, let's stop talking, and find the chicken quickly."

Xiao Biao jumped onto the tree two or three times, squatted on the tree and searched left and right.

The two security guards were looking for chickens, and Xiao Biao was looking for cats.

Standing high and looking far away, Xiao Biao couldn't see the wild father, so he continued to climb the tree until he had a panoramic view of the whole koi pond.

"Maybe where is the cat living?" Xiao Biao scratched the white millet on his chest with his paw, paused, and felt that Ye Daddy really hadn't come back.

Isn't that going to be with the mermaid?

Eighty percent of the fish will die.

Anyway, he is the biological father of his own cat body, if he dies like this...

It's pretty legendary, right?

In the barley not far from here, the little kingfisher was chatting with two wild cats, to the effect of condemning Xiao Biao's attempt to usurp the throne. The pets in the North District are united as one, patiently waiting for the return of North Elvis Presley.

But the day failed, and the two cats hummed and hahad the whole process without distraction, and the brown cat eyes looked at the little kingfisher, revealing a greedy light.

There is even a crystal halazi that still slips out of the corner of its mouth.

The little kingfisher didn't react at first, until it saw the restless tails of the two cats wagging behind their buttocks.

The little kingfisher often stayed by Ye Daddy's side, and it was very familiar with the frequency of this restless tail, which meant it was about to attack.

Before the two cats rushed over, the little kingfisher flapped its wings and flew up, circling in the air while complaining to the two cats.

"Brother just left, are you going to rebel, Jiujiu?"

Seeing the little kingfisher fly away, the two wild cats were disappointed and impatient with the little kingfisher, so they turned around and went into the bushes.

"The world is hot and cold, chirp, chirp, chirp!" The little kingfisher raised its head to the sky and chirped, then turned and flew towards the koi pond.

The little kingfisher used to be the eyes of the North Elvis King. In order to better fulfill the tasks of his elder brother and to monitor the movements of the South Rabbit King at all times, the little kingfisher built his nest on a magnolia tree beside the koi pond.

When the little kingfisher flew back to the koi pond, Xiao Biao was lying on the fork of a tree, holding his big pearl and raving about it.

The little kingfisher hovered around Xiao Biao for a while, and landed on a tree branch next to Xiao Biao. A pair of sharp little black beans stared at Xiao Biao's tail: "Jiujiujiu, do you want to eat me too?"

Xiao Biao's tail is very honest.

The little kingfisher felt relieved, and began to speak harshly again: "With me here, you don't want to usurp power!"

Xiao Biao raised his eyes and glanced at the little kingfisher, without saying anything, turned around and continued to cherish his big pearl.

The little kingfisher Heidouzi looked at the big pearl in Xiao Biao's hand: "What is this Chirp?"

When the little kingfisher asked, Xiao Biao became nervous.

If this bead is targeted by the little kingfisher, it will be difficult to hide it.

Xiao Biao scolded himself secretly, "I'm so poor all day long, but I just can't hide my clumsiness," and then stared round at the little kingfisher.

Xiao Biao didn't stare at the cat's eyes to scare the little kingfisher. He stared at the cat's eyes because he was a cat, and when he stared at the round eyeballs, he was very cute.

Humans and animals are harmless, they have the stars and the sea in their eyes.

"You are a male cat. Are you shameless if you do this?" The little kingfisher stretched out its left wing, pointing at Xiao Biao, "Jiujiujiu?"

The tone of ten wild fathers.

Xiao Biao was silent.

He actually felt that what the little kingfisher said made sense.

Had he ever been a human being, had he become so depraved?

But then I thought about it, even if I was a human being, now that the sea has changed, I am already a kitten. If a weak cat is not cute, do I still have to rely on my fists to conquer the world?

"Your father won the world with his fists, so he can sit on this iron barrel-like country, and let Nan Tuhuang stop in the koi pond, and dare not cross the line!" Little Kingfisher hated cats for not being strong, "Throw away your old man!" s face!"

This kingfisher can spell words quite well.

He actually said that his blood was almost boiling, and he was possessed by the second class.

"You are the eldest son of the eldest brother, the eldest brother Jiujiu..." The little kingfisher said earnestly, "It is said that the tiger father has no dogs..."

"Noisy!" Xiao Biao turned around, jumped down from the tree, and ran home with his precious pearl in his mouth.

"Where are you going?" The little kingfisher actually followed, "Going back to the human family?"

Xiao Biao ignored the kingfisher.

The kingfisher was also courageous, and it keenly found that Xiao Biao did not scratch its heart to eat it, so it surrounded Xiao Biaofei even more arrogantly, uttering wild words: "You really disgraced your father! A bird hiding in the How can a cat seeking protection in the arms of humans get the throne of North Elvis?!"

Xiao Biao does not eat birds, especially raw birds, but this does not prevent him from stretching out his claws to raw birds.

Spin, jump, scratch the sky.

The kingfisher was startled, flapping its wings and flying high.

Xiao Biao's ears were clean, so he continued to run home satisfied.

Looking at the time, it's time for Princess to leave school, and it's time to eat canned cat food.

He climbed out of the window of his house along the drainpipe and jumped in through the small window of the kitchen. As soon as he landed, he heard the chirping of birds behind him again.

"With me here, Jiangshan won't fall into your hands, Jiujiu!"

Xiao Biao turned around, sat down on the window sill, and looked up at the little kingfisher outside the window: "So you are a scout?"

"Well, Chirp, I guard the peace of the entire North District."

"Isn't he just a gatekeeper?" Xiao Biao scratched his snow-white millet, "Ye Dae doesn't value you too much, you are so talented, if I ascend the throne, I must make you a great general!"

The kingfisher froze for a moment, the bird forgot to fly in the sky, and fell straight up.

Two seconds later, the kingfisher flapped its wings and took off into the air again, but instead of chirping, it stared fiercely at Xiao Biao with two bean eyes.

Xiao Biao looked back: "You think about it."

Kingfisher sneered and tweeted: "Childish, naive!"

Then he flew away with his head held high.

three days later.

It was still a day without a wild father.

Beside the koi pond, the kingfisher recited a poem: "When you die, you know everything is empty, but you don't see the same in Kyushu. Wang Shibei set the Central Plains Day, and family sacrifices do not forget to tell Nai Weng."

The little kingfisher paid homage to the past relationship between the monarch and his ministers in a way that was slightly different from others, and after the past was over, it resolutely stood behind Xiao Biao.

"Brother, you have to protect the country left by the first brother."

"Good general." Xiao Biao stood beside the kingfisher, with the rock that Ye Daddy liked to climb under his feet.

"Brother." Kingfisher pecked his right wing with its beak, "Since I have been promoted to general, where should I live in the future? Who will guard this koi pond from now on."

"This koi pond is of course still up to you." Xiao Biao stretched out a cat's claw, and slightly nodded Kingfisher's shoulder, "You know, I trust you the most, you are my confidant."

"Ah chirp." The kingfisher flapped its wings, "But I'm no longer a scout, I'm a general."

"Yes, you are now a general." Xiao Biao vainly nodded the little kingfisher's shoulder again, "You are the great general of Zhennan!"

"General Zhennan Chiu?"

"You guard the south for me to prevent the southern rabbits from invading." Xiao Biao's speech, led by the little kingfisher, was like a costume drama.

"But that's still squatting in the bird's nest all day to observe the movements in the southern district, no different from a scout."

Kingfisher doesn't seem stupid.

It seems dissatisfied.

"Of course there is a difference." Xiao Biaomao showed a president-like smile on his face, as if he was very cold but everything he had under control, "If you do well, I will make you King of Zhennan in the future."

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Xiao Biao: If you become King Zhennan, you still have to keep guarding the gate.